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posted by 67Dodge
"Hmm... Do tell me Al, this is a very pressing and serious question. No joke, no lie-" 発言しました the Kid with a grinning pause, "Does my suit make me look fat?"

"Of course not, why would あなた ask?" laughed Al. 

The Kid shrugged, looking at himself in the mirror, his short frame would have made anyone mistake him for an actual child, but the fact that he has a calm voice, and speaks with vigor screams that he is an adult. He peered at the goggle-clad eyes that stared back at him in the cracked glass, then at his faded fedora and ebony coat, he indeed had a スタウト frame, but one that appeared to be mere plumpness than absurd obesity, and he didn't deny a 分 of either fact. 

"Truly- I am insane, heh, あなた don't need to lie to the rest of them and hide the truth, I hide my body and my identity for that reason, why should anyone gaze at a monstrosity of a guy? Well, they can suck it up for all its worth," 発言しました the Kid. 

"Boss, if あなた were insane, then あなた wouldn't realize how brilliant your plans are, あなた wouldn't be full of notoriety, you'd just be another face locked up in the loony bin!" shouted Al. 

The Kid grinned with absolute delight, then turned in his シート, 座席 to face Al with upmost adoration. 

"Really?" he squeaked. 

"Yes sir, and あなた know what? I don't think I would've killed Mercutio in a もっと見る creative way," winked Al. 

The Kid soon giggled, every time he did that, Al heard a child inside the mastermind によって his side, breaking out and doing what he does for entertainment, a child's equivalent of eating ice cream is rolling in blood for The Kid. 

"I'm flattered, really, but, I have news for you," 発言しました the Kid. 

"Yes sir?" asked Al. 

"I have something special for あなた to do, and it involves Kowalski," 発言しました the Kid, pointing at the photograph, "Recognize him?" 

"Yes sir, he's the brains of the group, the tallest, most scientific, あなた know, that shit," 発言しました Al. 

"Correct," 発言しました the Kid, laying on his 机, デスク in an almost provocative position. 

"Umm..." 発言しました Al with slight discomfort. 

"What?" asked the Kid with slight annoyance, pulling his foot up on the 机, デスク with him. 

"That's a very, odd position," 発言しました Al. 

The Kid then glanced down with almost no concern. "What? I always lay like this, it's cozy, do あなた have a problem?" asked the Kid with a slightly cold stare. 

"Well, it's very provocative, あなた look like a Victoria's Secret cover except, gayer," 発言しました Al with a pause.

Without leaving the position the Kid then softly mused with sarcasm. 

"Ya like it?" he chuckled.

"I have a wife ya know," replied Al with slight laughter. 

"I'm aware, does she scatter blood in my name too?" 発言しました the Kid, softly musing the words "blood" and "too". 

"No, she's もっと見る of a money person, she brings the good stuff in," 発言しました Al. 

"She's very pretty, it's no wonder she can be a good smuggler, all that cheap booze is worth something if ya get her to spread her legs, if ya know what I mean," chuckled the Kid with a flirtatious grin. 

Al froze, his boss had practically called his wife "easy", whilst in a provocative position, grinning with almost sexual pleasure with a glass of ビール によって his feet. 

"That's kinda too far, hehe- Don't ya th-think?" asked Al. 

"Too far would be me going all hentai または whatever that shit boys wack to on her sweet ass!" laughed the Kid loudly, smacking Al's back with glee. 

"Heh-Heh, yeah..." croaked Al with slight disturbance. 

"You don't look too bad yourself son, I'd open up to ya anytime, but あなた see.... I'm kinda busy," mused the Kid with a half-hearted chuckle. 

"With catching Kowalski?" asked Al, trying to change the subject. 

"I'd lay his sweet 尻, お尻 too if he crossed me~" chuckled the Kid, a familiar red hue forming on his face. 

"You can't be serious," 発言しました Al with concern. 

"Haha! Nah, I don't really スイング too much for the "other team", I'm もっと見る a ladies' man, the guy who'd go スカート chasing on girls like it doesn't matter," laughed the Kid. 

"He-Hehehe... Funny boss!" 発言しました Al, gaining a little confidence back. 

"Though I am kinda in the middle, veering sloooooowly to the leeeeeft," 発言しました the Kid, tilting his head softly until it rested on Al's shoulder, "You better catch that einstein birdy soon, または I won't be happy tonight~" he cooed softly.  

"A-Aye sir..." 発言しました Al with discomfort, he ran out with great haste, not turning back to dismiss himself. 

"Hehe, such a nice guy.." chuckled the Kid, leaving the erotic position and simply sitting on his desk. 

"By the way!" he shouted, "I suspect they're going after King Dewey next, track that fat 尻, お尻 down!" 
They hauled the Boomy Box out of the habitat, and Emma looked around suspiciously.

"Urm, where's Tom?" She wondered, feeling a little worried. She peeped over into the habitat, to see that the baboons were questioning him.

"Where did あなた take the box?" Darla asked, in her Texas accent.

"We don't like being robbed." One of the others said. Ashley looked at Emma in shock.

"But they just ストール, 盗んだ from the キツネザル lad, they should have known something like this would happen." He whispered to her. Emma nodded in response and kept watching.

"Now tell us, where is the box?" Darla ordered, a demanding look...
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We were all fighting, it was a huge mess. For one, Mastique and Julien were cornered によって the Vesuvius Twins and the giant robot. Julien ended up busting a 移動する Michael Jackson and tricked the Vesuvius Twins and the robot into joining him in the Thriller, then, when it seemed that Mastique had the chance, she stuck the Vesuvius Twins together using what appeared to be サワー マンゴー パンチ gum, with real punch. Private flew over to help tie the twins up.
"Stop being naughty!" he shouted.
Frances were fighting the human jiggli, Jessica, and David. Frances brought up her biomechanical robot duplicates...
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Chris: Welcome back to Total Drama Adventure! We saw last time that Skipper made a 移動する on Crystal-for a brief moment. Will they become friends? Find out right here-right now!! On Total...Drama....Adventure!!!!

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*opening sequence*
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(Team Zoey in mansion)
Gwen: We're on a serious winning streak!
Kowalski: Pretty much, but we WON'T be if there's two COUPLES ON THIS TEAM!!!! AND MAYBE EVEN THREE!!
Gwen: I do NOT like Cody.
Kowalski: Still counts.
Gwen: Oh and あなた forgot Dawn!! She's always meditating! She's no good either!!
And let's not forget...
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posted by 1Amberpet
I might post alot of Chapters on Wensday but I might only do maybe 2 if I'm lucky. Remember, no chapters will be 投稿されました tommorrow.
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“Lady Raven!” A Shadow キツネザル 発言しました pulling Danny によって the arm to the taller キツネザル with a ペンギン flipper.

“Yes Sargent Karma?” Raven 発言しました turning her office chair around to see the Black キツネザル with the dark blue face paint.

“I have brought あなた a traitor who was helping out the enemy.” Karma 発言しました throwing Danny up to the person in control of all this confusion. Raven stepped down from her...
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July 19th 2010
We arrived just in time to see the ラット King Get knocked off of Alice's cart's roof and see the Key land into Julien's posession for a grand total of 26 seconds!

While the birds and Lemurs were being warned about the "Curse of The Treasure" (OOOOOOHHHHH *plays creep sfx*) we were forming a game plan.
Tom and the team were to fight the ラット King one on one. I was to act as lookout and Kristen was to distract the past Skipper and his team with her... "Femenine Charms"
The plan was absolutely foolproof in my mind, partly because Skipper hadn't planned it.....
Anyways, we waited until nighttime...
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posted by ILUVKOWALSKI
"So how has your first 日 at the zoo been?" Marlene asked, whilst eating a oyster.

"It's been really good so far." Emma replied with a smile. "The zoo is nice and clean, and the 動物 seem really friendly."

"Have あなた seen the lemurs yet?" Marlene 発言しました a little smirk tugging at her face.

"No, why?" Emma answered curiously.

"Becuase they're quite strange." Marlene answered, smiling. "The Ring Talied Lemur, Julien, thinks he's a king, and he bosses the other two lemurs around." Marlene replied, shaking her head and laughing.

"He sounds really weird." Emma remarked, giggling a bit.

"Oh, and he always...
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"Wait up, Kid!' called Tom as he shimmied down the hole "I wanna make sure I understand what your saying, because if I'm hearing what your saying & your saying what I think your saying...What are あなた saying?"
"Im SAYING あなた should look at this!" i 発言しました turning his head to look at the room
"Oh my goodness.. あなた really are INSANE!!!!!!" Shouted Tom
"It.. It looks just like the Penguins HQ! "exclaimed James." SKipper, this isn't insanity. This is genius! He even got the telly!"
"No it isn't genius または insanity. It's real. Every square inch of it, from the 上, ページのトップへ of the ice floe to the cinder block...
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Since Joining Team ペンギン Yesterday, July 26th 2012, the lives of my cousins and i have changed drastically. We've lived a relatively normal life before joining up with THE Penguins, but just in the past 日 we've turned into penguins with some very weird science, battled a manical イルカ and flew ホーム using soda powered jetpacks.
My youngest cousin, Amanda, chose to stay behind, leaving her sister, Kristen ( and she's also like my best friend) and myself to live anbd train with our heroes.
Anyways I'm sitting in Roger, The gator's habitat listening to him give the birds 歌う lessons.

"Ok,...
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posted by 1Amberpet
"Mya there's something YOU'RE not telling us is there?" Tressa 発言しました in her face.

"What do あなた mean, Tressa?" The young blunette 発言しました backing up.

"What happened down there!" Tressa demanded.

"I don't remember!" Mya said, pushing Tressa out of her face.

"Something strange happened down there, I Just know it!" Tressa said.

"Maybe we should go investigate. I found her によって the drain, so maybe it's inside there!" Rinn said.

"We should." Emma agreed with the yellow lemur.


The shadow crept inside me, and I couldn't get the feeling out. Those glowing red eyes as they hypnotize あなた and pull あなた away into the...
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Chapter 1: My Team
It’s awkward, typing. Eggs and bacon, how does Kowalski DO this!? I mess up once in a while as the wrong key is hit によって my flipper. Yes, I 発言しました “Flipper”.
I was hatched and raised a genuine New Yorker; I know the lay of the land better than the back of my own flipper. I came out into the world a bold and daring baby ペンギン on July 26th 1990 in Central Park Zoo. Name’s Skipper (if あなた haven’t read the cover). I’ve been many things in my two decades of life: warrior, leader, adventurer, mentor, ex boyfriend, arch nemesis on もっと見る than one occasion, and possibly one...
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posted by CuteCuddly
The first night in Denmark was surprisingly cold for summer. The 動物 snuggled up によって a lively 火災, 火 in the library. Lexii suggested someone read a book to everyone, and CC was nominated. She chose The Lord of the Rings to read, and sat in a big armchair, with Lexii on one arm rest, and Amber on the other.
"...'How bright your garden looks!' 発言しました Gandalf. 'Yes,' 発言しました Bilbo. 'I am very fond indeed of it, and of all the dear old Shire; but I think I need a holiday.' 'You mean go on with your plan then?'..." she read. She looked up at all her friends, scanning the room. She gaze turned to Private,...
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posted by ImAnEasel
Author's note: This fanfiction is written によって CuteCuddly and I. Not just me. We're doing a chapter each. This chapter is によって me, the 秒 one will be によって CC. I mean, there's going to be もっと見る than two chapters, obviously, but we're taking it in turns. XD I'm so bad at explaining things... Anyway...

It was a sunny Autumn 日 in a certain part of England where our story begins, but, lately, the weather had been changing quickly.
A group of girls that looked around thirteen years old were walking down the street. Each one of the girls' hair was straightened, dyed and cut into the exact same style...
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Location: unknown
Date: today
The four penguins stared in fear at the murdered penguin. Korrina got the gut to squat down 次 to the body an examine. She was the smart one, after all.
After a 分 korrina stood up.
"what is it?" arriana asked.
"just as I suspected!" korrina said, "she was murdered..."
Arriana slapped her in the back I the head, "no, I thought she was baking a cake, あなた dumbbutt."
"meanbutt!" korrina yelled in her face.
The four of them headed back to their house, forgetfull of the scene, unknowing that it would soon cause their world to turn around.

Mark lay on the couch, flipping...
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I was watching over Manhattan feeling like no threat can defeat me. I notice the Throbbing Cerebellum behind me.
TC: Beautiful sight, isn't it?
Me: It sure is, brainiac.
TC: And where there's a city like that, there's the antithesis of the visual thesis.
Me: And where there's people like that, there are people like us.
TC: But everything will change when the mask comes off.
Me: What?
TC: Everything will change when it comes to the point where your friends, family, and enemies will find out who あなた really are.
Worried, I nearly forget to breathe. Then, as I take a big gasp of air, I wake up, finding myself sitting up in my bed, still listening to "Superman (It's Not Easy)" on my ipod. I thought for weeks about what it would be like if the other three penguins, David, Jessica, and Jiggles found out. I told Kowalski everything at first and Mastique caught me turning into the alter ego that wasn't Angela Bult. Everything will definitely change, I wish I knew if it was good または bad.
posted by kowalskirocks14
Silence is Deadly

あなた flee from the scene where all the blood shed.
あなた cry over dead bodies of those あなた just met.

With future uncertain, your silence is key,
Though sometimes this silence can be deadly.

One word can lead to a fight, another to war,
Then in the end you'll find your hearts sore,
From all the fire, all the distress,
But you'll never give up, not yet.

A troigger is pulled and gun is heard,
Once again, no one says a word,
あなた just want to stop the violence,
But the killing is because of your silence.

"one word may start a war, but I promise, silence is a fr もっと見る deadly weapon than any gun または ナイフ you've ever known," - Mark, from "of the unwanted"
posted by SgtSkipper
Ninja's Never Change...
The HQ was alive with excitement, as the countdown till the Shirtless Ninja Action marathon aired. Skipper was barking orders as usual and the others blindly followed. “GET THE POPCORN, THE SNOW CONES! RICO! STOP EATING THE SUPPLIES AND HOP TO IT!” He yelled, almost losing his voice. Private and Rune watched from the bunks as the penguins ran about gathering the ‘supplies, essential for full viewing experience’ または at least that’s what Kowalski said…
Bandit decided to take advantage of all the chaos to sneak outside, but CC, Rune and Private noticed her absence...
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Chapter two: skipper's POV
as I watched the sun crawl into place, my men... And girl, we're behind me. They had fallen asleep sometime during the night. All of a sudden, an enraged Rico thunders out of the HQ. he sees me, then growls. He lunged at me, but I ducked. he instead toppled onto kowalski. The sudden force waking him up, "WHAT THE-" he exclaimed. At reaction, amber wakes up, screaming like she was about to he eaten によって some psychotic monster. And, again, in turn, private wakes up. He screamed and curled himself ini a ball. Kowalski crawled out from under Rico, then brushed off. "skipper!"...
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posted by Lilly_Penguin
As the penguins armed the security system and got into the car, Lilly turned back at them from the driver's seat. "Are we missing anything boys?" She asked, looking at Kowalski. He then took out his clipboard and began jotting things down. "Negative Lilly. Everything is accounted for." Kowalski announced. Lilly smiled at him and turned back her way. "Alright boys. Let's go!" Skipper said, pointing in the direction of the gates, then Lilly pressed her foot on the gas pedal and zoomed away from the habitat.
"Skipper...what are those?" Lilly asked, looking at a gray line on the floor によって the gates....
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"Just three years ago, we had an escape from Damion's forces, and now look at this, an entire army of Koreans ready to die at our side of the communist community," 発言しました Telow with a smile. He had grown older, but that didn't stop him from fighting, although he was 45 years old now, he was still fully flexible and useful at fighting. All trains leaving Moscow, that headed to Korea, were scrapped up to make war machines and jet fighters, as well as turrets around Pyongyang and warships in the coast. All was ready, and in due time, Telow would reunite with the old team, this would be the first...
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Private woke up at the worst time possible, the whole camp, was gone, nothing but twisted up rubble and 木, ツリー limbs, everything was burnt または vaporized, as if によって acid. He looked back, seeing that everyone he knew, including Kat, were gone. Disconcertingly, he walked around the ruined camp, seeing how damaged everything was, he wondered quietly. "How did I not choke on the gases of the fires? Surely I might've suffocated," 発言しました Private. He then remembered while still in the tent that his beak was in a floor drain, a wet area that allowed him to breathe freely without inhaling toxic fumes, または burnt....
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