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posted by 67Dodge
"Hmm... Do tell me Al, this is a very pressing and serious question. No joke, no lie-" 発言しました the Kid with a grinning pause, "Does my suit make me look fat?"

"Of course not, why would あなた ask?" laughed Al. 

The Kid shrugged, looking at himself in the mirror, his short frame would have made anyone mistake him for an actual child, but the fact that he has a calm voice, and speaks with vigor screams that he is an adult. He peered at the goggle-clad eyes that stared back at him in the cracked glass, then at his faded fedora and ebony coat, he indeed had a スタウト frame, but one that appeared to be mere plumpness than absurd obesity, and he didn't deny a 分 of either fact. 

"Truly- I am insane, heh, あなた don't need to lie to the rest of them and hide the truth, I hide my body and my identity for that reason, why should anyone gaze at a monstrosity of a guy? Well, they can suck it up for all its worth," 発言しました the Kid. 

"Boss, if あなた were insane, then あなた wouldn't realize how brilliant your plans are, あなた wouldn't be full of notoriety, you'd just be another face locked up in the loony bin!" shouted Al. 

The Kid grinned with absolute delight, then turned in his シート, 座席 to face Al with upmost adoration. 

"Really?" he squeaked. 

"Yes sir, and あなた know what? I don't think I would've killed Mercutio in a もっと見る creative way," winked Al. 

The Kid soon giggled, every time he did that, Al heard a child inside the mastermind によって his side, breaking out and doing what he does for entertainment, a child's equivalent of eating ice cream is rolling in blood for The Kid. 

"I'm flattered, really, but, I have news for you," 発言しました the Kid. 

"Yes sir?" asked Al. 

"I have something special for あなた to do, and it involves Kowalski," 発言しました the Kid, pointing at the photograph, "Recognize him?" 

"Yes sir, he's the brains of the group, the tallest, most scientific, あなた know, that shit," 発言しました Al. 

"Correct," 発言しました the Kid, laying on his 机, デスク in an almost provocative position. 

"Umm..." 発言しました Al with slight discomfort. 

"What?" asked the Kid with slight annoyance, pulling his foot up on the 机, デスク with him. 

"That's a very, odd position," 発言しました Al. 

The Kid then glanced down with almost no concern. "What? I always lay like this, it's cozy, do あなた have a problem?" asked the Kid with a slightly cold stare. 

"Well, it's very provocative, あなた look like a Victoria's Secret cover except, gayer," 発言しました Al with a pause.

Without leaving the position the Kid then softly mused with sarcasm. 

"Ya like it?" he chuckled.

"I have a wife ya know," replied Al with slight laughter. 

"I'm aware, does she scatter blood in my name too?" 発言しました the Kid, softly musing the words "blood" and "too". 

"No, she's もっと見る of a money person, she brings the good stuff in," 発言しました Al. 

"She's very pretty, it's no wonder she can be a good smuggler, all that cheap booze is worth something if ya get her to spread her legs, if ya know what I mean," chuckled the Kid with a flirtatious grin. 

Al froze, his boss had practically called his wife "easy", whilst in a provocative position, grinning with almost sexual pleasure with a glass of ビール によって his feet. 

"That's kinda too far, hehe- Don't ya th-think?" asked Al. 

"Too far would be me going all hentai または whatever that shit boys wack to on her sweet ass!" laughed the Kid loudly, smacking Al's back with glee. 

"Heh-Heh, yeah..." croaked Al with slight disturbance. 

"You don't look too bad yourself son, I'd open up to ya anytime, but あなた see.... I'm kinda busy," mused the Kid with a half-hearted chuckle. 

"With catching Kowalski?" asked Al, trying to change the subject. 

"I'd lay his sweet 尻, お尻 too if he crossed me~" chuckled the Kid, a familiar red hue forming on his face. 

"You can't be serious," 発言しました Al with concern. 

"Haha! Nah, I don't really スイング too much for the "other team", I'm もっと見る a ladies' man, the guy who'd go スカート chasing on girls like it doesn't matter," laughed the Kid. 

"He-Hehehe... Funny boss!" 発言しました Al, gaining a little confidence back. 

"Though I am kinda in the middle, veering sloooooowly to the leeeeeft," 発言しました the Kid, tilting his head softly until it rested on Al's shoulder, "You better catch that einstein birdy soon, または I won't be happy tonight~" he cooed softly.  

"A-Aye sir..." 発言しました Al with discomfort, he ran out with great haste, not turning back to dismiss himself. 

"Hehe, such a nice guy.." chuckled the Kid, leaving the erotic position and simply sitting on his desk. 

"By the way!" he shouted, "I suspect they're going after King Dewey next, track that fat 尻, お尻 down!" 
"So, Kowalski, have you, ever suspected anything around here?" asked Daniel, pouring a glass of wine. Kowalski smiled, noting his third cup of wine today. "Nothing much at all, but I still look about for my citizens," 発言しました Kowalski, drinking his fourth cup now, getting a bit woozy. "Are あなた sure sir? あなた are kinda run down to be in the non-suspicious mood," 発言しました Daniel, pouring another cup of wine. "I'm not run doooooown!!!!" 発言しました Kowalski, his tounge sticking out the left side of his beak. "The drink of the gods sir, can make あなた think lots of weird things, doesn't it?" 発言しました Daniel. "Wha?"...
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20 years ago. Austin Zoo, Texas. 7:23pm.
3 年 old Lexii plays pirate with a stick and a rock she drew a face on. Red One creeps up behind her. She turns around.
Lexii: Hi! Do あなた want to play? あなた can be the bad pirate and i will be the good pirate and throw あなた in jail! It will be fun! *smiles sweetly*
Red One: actually, im here to take あなた on a little trip to a place called New York. That will be even もっと見る fun than playing with rocks. *smiles and holds out hand*
Lexii: Oooo!! That sounds way もっと見る funner!! Lets go!! *takes his hand and starts skipping along side him*
Red One: we can go as soon...
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Kayla
Accesories: has a ピンク チューリップ on her head
Eye color: brown

She's a tomboy, and random, she looks very innocent if something really good happens she drinks a whole bottle of hot sauce (this is her signature thing) 0.o and likes to annoy people very outgoing playful and talkitive and romantic, also likes anytype of food, also very energenic (hyper) lastly she likes to hug people randomly.




Hi my name is kayla I'm 15 years old I live at the Denmark Zoo and i'm the shortest one in my group of friends
"GUYS GUESS WHAT" yelled Mileena she's been my best friend since we were 3 and today is our birthday...
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I thought of this while I was changing into my PJ's one night. My mind was on coconuts for some reason...

   Deep down in the ペンギン HQ was a gray block cell. Inside that cell was Sal the lenguin. He was pushed against a corner with a coconut 次 to him. Sal looked wildly across the dark room. He was shaking like crazy as his tail held on to the coconut.
   "R-Rose?" he asked. No response. He sat down and held onto his knees for dear life. His eyes glowed with craziness. He continued to look around the room before his eyes landed on his coconut. "It's okay Mr. Coconut." he mumbled shakily....
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posted by kowalskirocks14
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The タイタニック sails again prologue
Prologue: "she's  impenetrable"
"but, but skipper. What if something happens. She's sunken once, who says it won't this time." the lieutenant said, following the massive boat's captain, as he hurried across the small room.
"kowalski, we've taken every saftey precaution we can. We have the best crew. The ship is a lot もっと見る sturdy. there no chance shell be going down this evening." 発言しました the noble captain.
The boat's skipper was fearless. He wasn't afraid of anything.
But his lieutenant, he was another story. Always trying to figure out all the ways...
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