ランダム Article: carols for the mentally disturbed

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posted by hannah16

i don't know if this is already on here. i feel lazy and don't feel like looking.

i found this on some joke website:

CAROLS FOR THE MENTALLY DISTURBED

SCHIZOPHRENIA: do あなた hear what i hear?

DEMENTIA: I think I'll be ホーム for Christmas

MANIC: deck the halls and walls and house and lawn and streets and stores and office and town and cars and busses and trucks and trees and 火災, 火 hydrants and...

PARANOID: santa claus is coming to get me

PERSONALITY DISORDER: あなた better watch out, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna pout, maybe I'll tell あなた why

OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER: jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle ベル rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle ベル rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle ベル rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle ベル rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle ベル rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle ベル rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle ベル rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle ベル rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle ベル rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle ベル rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle ベル rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle ベル rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle ベル rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle ベル rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle ベル rock....(better start again)

PASSIVE AGRESSIVE PERSONALITY: on the first 日 of クリスマス my true 愛 gave to me(and then took it all away)

BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER: thoughts of roasting on an open fire

deathding, DramaQueen1020 and 5 others like this

deathroman13 XD awesome

missdada15 hahaxD

DramaQueen1020 I've seen something like this. ADHD Jingle bells, jingle bell- can I have a chocolate? Ooh a froggy! Why is France so far away? Seperation Anxiety Disorder Don't make me leave home for the holidays!

Mary Mary Quite Contrary meaning

posted by 1-2vampire

The Brittish Nursery Rhyme about Bloody Mary - Mary Tudor - または Mary I.

Mary Mary quite contrary,
how does your garden grow?
With silver bells and cockleshells
And pretty maids all in a row

We thought it was about a girl named Mary who liked gardening または something - WRONG.

It is in fact about Mary Tudor, or, もっと見る commenly reffered to as Bloody Mary.

Contrary - Means changing things just for the sake of it (Mary Tudor changed Britain back into a Roman Catholic country after her father and her brother changed it into a Protestant way)

How does your Garden Grow? - Mary wanted a baby very badly, but she...

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61 Funny excuses for not doing homework

posted by ilovetech29

just got this while browsing the net

1.I was kidnapped によって terrorists and they only just let me go, so I didn't have time to do it.

2.I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to my teacher's heavy workload.

3.A bunch of nerds ストール, 盗んだ it to make sure theirs were completely perfect.

4.We ran out of toilet paper at my house last night, and my Dad isn't feeling so good. He grabbed it in a big rush and I haven't seen it since.

5.My mother took it to have it framed.

6.It was in my back pocket and a pickpocket ストール, 盗んだ it.

7.I let somebody copy it but they never gave it back.

8.My mom's whooping cough vaccination...

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50 Fun Things To Do at Walmart

posted by slytherin360

found this on the net:

50 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten 分 intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people あなた can get to 登録する in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department によって sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins...

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What Is 'Overrated' Really and Is It A Good Term To Use; My Personal Analysis of 'Overrated'

posted by zanhar1

So I've come to notice how much overrated as been being used across fanpop. And on 上, ページのトップへ of that, a good number of people really don't know what it means--or so it would seem. So I wanted to make an 記事 of it since I seem to be making the same コメント over and over again explaining overrated across the site; it's just so much easier to have an 記事 to link to. Yes, parts of this are taken from my コメント on my overrated poll.

All of the italics are from old comments

First and foremost; what is overrated?
A lot of people seem to have it mixed up (not just on this ファン club either).
Overrated...

Scanning The Void Fractal Art Composition

added by xzendor7

Source: Rolando Burbon aka Xzendor7

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トランスフォーマー yaoi?

added by mmzeoscouts

Tan lines

added by loonybug

Source: tumblr

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Hmm...

added by ladolcevita

Source: Hmmm... Um,well EW.com, Everglow, Mugglenet, me!, forgot the last

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My 10 WORST Animated ヒーローズ of ALL TIME

posted by KataraLover

As many of あなた know I made a 一覧 of 20 お気に入り animated heroes, which ファンポップ actually advertised on the ファンポップ page in the pop culture section. I'm so happy about it and feel as if I was famous または something. Anyway just like with my お気に入り animated heroines 一覧 I'm going to be making a 一覧 of the worst animated heroes. I just 愛 to do these hate 記事 just as much as my お気に入り ones, sometimes a little bit more. Doing hates are just もっと見る fun because あなた get to make もっと見る jokes and make fun of that character. Please leave a コメント and keep in mind this is just my personal opinion,...

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100 Hottest Male セレブ (In My Opinion) Part 4

posted by saz19126

Part 4 - but still in no particular order

61.
Name: John Hannah (Actor)
From: The Mummy/Sliding Doors
Character: Johnathan/James
Attraction: His scottish accent even though I know he doesn't have it in The Mummy - I still like him

62.
Name: Calvin Harris (Singer)
Attraction: His voice - when I heard I'm Not Alone I just couldn't get enough of it - his voice was just beautiful to me. Alas, he is also Scottish

63.
Name: Jonas Altberg (Singer)
From: Basshunter
Attraction: Well just look at those gorgeous eyes

64.
Name: Mark Strong (Actor)
From: Stardust
Character: Septimus
Attraction: I suppose...

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Things to do that Freak Parents Out (WARNING: ATTEMPT AT YOUR OWN RISK!)

posted by wolfgrrl

1. AT DINNER: Look at your parent with crazy eyes, and whenever they say something, repeat the last word.

2. When they say, "What are あなた doing?", say, "What are あなた doing?" (emphasize the YOU)

3. IN THE LIVING ROOM: Tell your sibling to hide behind the ソファー, ソファ until あなた give them the signal. Call your parent into the room. Start crying and say "Mom! Dad! (sibling's name) ran away! Call the police!" When they call the police, give your sibling the signal. Enjoy parents reactions. (WARNING: ATTEMPT THIS ONE AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!)

4. WHEN THEY MAKE SOMETHING GROSS FOR DINNER: Ask them which restaurant...

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上, ページのトップへ 60 Ghetto Bible Names

posted by TDAPlayer158

link

60. Matthias
59. Thaddeus
58. Asia
57. Ananias
56. Syria
55. Ephesus
54. Esau
53. Mt. Zion
52. An-ti-och
51. King Nebuchadnezzar
50. Macedonia
49. Jacob
48. Moses
47. Judah
46. Abraham
45. Kerith
44. Sapphira
43. Ahab
42. Rehoboam
41. Jeroboam
40. Baasha
39. Mahar-shalal-hash-baz
38. Maale-akrabbim
37. Isaiah
36. Je'ho'sha'phat
35. Ahaziah
34. クイーン Athaliah
33. Pastor Eric
32. Zechariah
31. Joel
30. Pastor Ian
29. Jeremiah
28. Brad
27. Abijah
26. Ahijah
25. Uzziah
24. Thessalonians
23. Jerusalem
22. Titus
21. Tabitha
20. Thaddeus
19. Pastor Kerry
18. Tirshatha
17. Dalmatia
16. Simon-Peter-Leaka-tepha-lika
15. Hezekiah
14. Barrabas
13. Tarpelites
12. Demetrius
11. Deuteronomy
10. Exodus
09. Leviticus
08. Ezekiel
07. Gethsemane
06. Mary
05. Gabriel
04. Matthew-Mark-Luke-Johnaliqua
03. Gettah Hepher
02. Kadesh Barnea
01. JESUS

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How Sexy Is Your Name?

posted by blaise_jez

I found this on the internet.
Add up all of the letters in your first
name using this:
A=100 N=450
B=14 O=80
C=9 P=2
D=28 Q=12
E=145 R=400
F=12 S=113
G=3 T=405
H=10 U=1
I=200 V=10
J=100 W=10
K=114 X=3
L=100 Y=210
M=25 Z=23

60 points and under= not sexy
From 61 to 300 points= not too sexy
From 301 to 599 points= pretty sexy!
From 600 to 1000 points= very sexy!
From 1000 to 1500 points= very, very sexy!
1501 points and over= very, very, very sexy!

Example
Carly {my name}
C A R L（デスノート） Y
9 + 100 + 400 + 100 + 210= 819 points
819 points = very sexy!

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20 Ways to Annoy a Public Bathroom Stallmate

posted by slytherin360

found this on the net:

20 Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmate

1. Stick your open palm under the stall ウォール and ask your neighbor, “May I borrow a highlighter?”

2. Say, “Uh oh, I knew I shouldn’t have put my lips on that.”

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4. Say, "Damn, this water's cold!"

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh sh*t, my glass eye!!"

6. Say, "Hmm, I've never seen that color before,. . ."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 秒 and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly....

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When あなた see it, you'll shit bricks!

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Source: Google

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50 Ways to Annoy People at the Movies!

posted by wild-bby

The List

1. Throw ポップコーン in the air and yell, “It’s snowing!”
2. Go, “Oooooh…” whenever anyone kisses.
3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4. During the previews, yell, “Can あなた fast-forward it?”
5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, “Watch out!”
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6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling ポップコーン that the bathroom is flooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get ポップコーン yell, “I’m...

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Facts of the USA Did あなた know......

posted by patrisha727

1.1 out of every 8 couples married in the U.S. last 年 met online?

2.New York City has 578 miles of waterfront?

3.In New York, at the 上, ページのトップへ of a 超高層ビル it is possible for people to see snow falling while people on the ground see rain?

4.Passports issued によって the US after January 1, 2007 have always-on radio frequency identification chips?

5.Shopping is the most 人気 domestic trip activity によって American travelers?

6.There are almost two million women veterans in the US?

7.The average American woman weighs 140 pounds?

8.The average clothing size for women in America is size 14?

9.The longest street...

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Boarding School (drama piece)

posted by EmzLovesCheryl

Hey, this is my piece for my drama exam, without the stage directions. I started 書く it out on here as a way of learning it, then I thought, why no post it? I may as well, it's going to do no harm. :D
So here it is, its rather depressing though. So if あなた don't need to be depressed right now, then I suggest あなた don't read it. :)

[Give me a break. You’re going to go back to your フレンズ and either forget all about us または tell a story about the hideous freak あなた met tonight. あなた don’t know me, if あなた did, you’d never think we’d be friends. I don’t have フレンズ - except my brother....

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Everybody Loves Raymond 名言・格言

posted by tokidoki123

[Everybody Loves Raymond] 116 - Diamonds #385
Marie: Oh I used to 愛 Valentines Day!... then I met your father.
Frank: I used to 愛 every day.
Contributed によって funnytvquotes.com

[Everybody Loves Raymond] 121 - Fascinating Debra #409
Debra: There's nothing funny about me to imitate y'know?
Ray: Oh, what are あなた talking about? Here I'll do you. "Ray, get off of me, it's not your birthday"
Contributed によって funnytvquotes.com

[Everybody Loves Raymond] 202 - Father Knows Least #380
Ray: Look, あなた have to do what Mommy says.
Ally: Why?
Ray: 'Cause I do.
Contributed によって funnytvquotes.com

[Everybody Loves Raymond]...

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26 Key and Peele 名言・格言 I can think of.. Unconcerned

posted by Canada24

Canada is finally getting footage on YouTube so can I do this way better than from last time I put this article..

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#1:
(live audience scene):
Peele: What I often do.. I take note of things my girl dose wrong, and call her on it at the right times.
Key: (pretending to be the girl) Jordon, why'd あなた leave the toilet シート, 座席 up?
Peele: 雌犬 WHY WAS あなた LATE LAST NIGHT, AND I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING!?

#2:
(live audience scene):
Girl in audience: (laughing too hard)
Key: Ma'am... Breath.

#3:
Key: (texting angrily) do あなた even WANT to hang out!?...