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i don't know if this is already on here. i feel lazy and don't feel like looking.

i found this on some joke website:

CAROLS FOR THE MENTALLY DISTURBED

SCHIZOPHRENIA: do あなた hear what i hear?

DEMENTIA: I think I'll be ホーム for Christmas

MANIC: deck the halls and walls and house and lawn and streets and stores and office and town and cars and busses and trucks and trees and 火災, 火 hydrants and...

PARANOID: santa claus is coming to get me

PERSONALITY DISORDER: あなた better watch out, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna pout, maybe I'll tell あなた why

OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER: jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle ベル rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle ベル rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle ベル rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle ベル rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle ベル rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle ベル rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle ベル rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle ベル rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle ベル rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle ベル rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle ベル rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle ベル rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle ベル rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle ベル rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle ベル rock....(better start again)

PASSIVE AGRESSIVE PERSONALITY: on the first 日 of クリスマス my true 愛 gave to me(and then took it all away)

BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER: thoughts of roasting on an open fire
posted by invadercalliope
Hello i'm InvaderCalliope!
エモ Poems:
Poem number 1:
My tears are a sign of my fears,I've been drowning all these years.
I have to break out from this pain,Have to free me from this chain.
My ハート, 心 is filling up inside,I cannot run,I cannot hide.
Hate is filling up my mind,Its 愛 i cannot find.
Poem number 2:
My フレンズ call me emo.
My mom makes jokes.
My sisters are worried.
I'm not エモ i say.
Stop making jokes.
They're not very funny.
No need to worry.
I promise i'll tell.
The End
posted by ShiningsTar542
There is a topless 写真 of Sel going around, but it’s FAKE!O_O

Sources connected to Gomez told website TMZ that Selena and company ‘are furious that her reputation is being sullied によって some perverts with Photoshop.’

"The alleged 写真 of Selena Gomez is absolutely not her. Selena’s family is pursuing all available remedies to deal with the offender.” 発言しました her reps.

Now they are going to go after the people responsible.

Awful, isn’t it, some of the weird things people do on the Internet!?
UGGHHHH...

source: TMZ

-Well these stuff don't happen only to famous people,But they also happen to normal fellows and This results in big problems which have no limits!
1-TIK TOK-Ke$ha
2-NEED あなた NOW-Lady Antebellum
3-HEY, SOUL SISTER-Train
4-CALIFORNIA GURLS-Katy Perry Featuring Snoop Dogg
5-OMG-Usher Featuring will.i.am
6-AIRPLANES-B.o.B Featuring Hayley Williams
7-LOVE THE WAY あなた LIE-Eminem Featuring Rihanna
8-BAD ROMANCE-Lady Gaga
9-DYNAMITE-Taio Cruz
10-BREAK YOUR HEART-Taio Cruz Featuring Ludacris
11-NOTHIN' ON YOU-B.o.B Featuring Bruno Mars
12-I LIKE IT-Enrique Iglesias Featuring Pitbull
13-BEDROCK-Young Money Featuring Lloyd
14-IN MY HEAD-Jason Derulo
15-RUDE BOY-Rihanna
16-TELEPHONE-Lady Gaga Featuring Beyonce
17-TEENAGE DREAM-Katy Perry
18-JUST THE WAY あなた ARE-Bruno...
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NOTE EVERYONE I DID NOT MAKE THIS!!





* People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?


* People who are willing to get off their arse to 検索 the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.


* When people say "Oh あなた just want to have your cake and eat it too". F*cking right! What good is a cake if あなた can't eat it?


* When people say "it's always the last place あなた look". Of course it is. Why the f*ck would あなた keep...
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posted by karpach_13
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!

Q: How can あなた tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The ジョイスティック is wet.

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her もっと見る attractive?
A: Her ankles.

Q: What do あなた say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."

Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are あなた boys all in the same band?
A3: Do あなた guys all play for the Green ベイ, 湾 Packers?

Q: How do あなた make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: What does a screen door and a blonde...
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 Hayley
Hayley
WARNING:The following 記事 contains,inappropriate materiel and foreign swearing.


*One 日 at lunch*

Kara:Sigh.

Bell:What's the matter Kara?

Kara:Well a 年 ago,I found out my boyfriend was cheating on me with my so called best friend.Ungrateful bitch.

Johnathan:Well あなた don't have to worry about that here,I doubt anybody here wants Max.

Everybody:What?

Johnathan:Keep playing dumb Max,keep playing dumb.

Mellisa:I hate you.

Bell:Kara,how about I come over to your place and we do uhh...Girl stuff.

James:Yeah,let's do girl stuff.

Kara:Shut up James あなた creepy stalker.

James:W-What?

*Kara pushes James on...
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1. Afrikaan -- Ek is lief vir jou!

2. Albanian -- Te dua!

3 .Amharic -- Afekrishalehou!

4. Arabic -- Ohiboke( male to female )

Nohiboka ( female to male )

5. Armenian -- Yes kez si'rumem!

6. Basque -- Maite zaitut!

7. Bengali -- Ami tomake bahlobashi!

8. Bosnian -- Volim te!

9. Bulgarian -- Obicham te!

10. Catalan -- T'estimo!

11. Creole -- Mi aime jou!

12. Croatian -- Volim te!

13. Czech -- Miluji tev!

14. Danish --Jeg elsker dig!

15. Dutch -- Ik hou バン je!

16. English -- I 愛 you!

17. Esperanto -- Mi amas vin!

18. Estonian -- Mina armastan sind!

19. Farsi -- Tora dost daram!

20. Filipino -- Iniibig kita!...
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My partner, Robert Goren, and his leg is that he does that moment, because the 次 thing I need a abandoned warehouse.
Eames, help me turn over the head and everything goes black.
My partner, Robert Goren, and slip into a warm water feels good, and begins to my house.
I blink twice before I get a better look at where have I just happen to my house.
I know, somebody hits me over the head He's got a shower.
I get lonely.
I get lonely.
I want to the crime scene.
The body of grey sweatpants, and over.
I need a tad bit too much.
I can't believe I just 発言しました that, I unlock the same apartment building...
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added by Mollymolata
posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.


On May 27, 2016, a war was started によって a Hungarian named Gergely Szórád. He started this war on a website on the internet called Fanpop. He replaced an icon, using a picture that had Starlight Glimmer in it. Gergely also threatened to kill anyone that opposed the new アイコン he created. This angered millions, and スプリット, 分割 the My Little ポニー fandom into two. The S.G. Bronies, (the bad guys), and the Anti S.G. Bronies, (the good guys.) This war also created a new law in April 12, 2018, all forms of entertainment...
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video
teenage mutant ninja turtles
mutant mayhem
映画
posted by pikachu00
Crossword puzzles are drawn puzzles that are usually in the shape of a square または rectangle. The puzzle is filled with black and white squares. The goal of a crossword puzzle is to fill the white boxes with the 回答 to a series of questions. Most crosswords include numbers in the white squares so the player can match each 質問 with a specific answer location. The shaded squares are used to separate the answers. The 回答 that go into the white boxes are written across and down, with separate clues for each direction. The 回答 will interlock with one another, so correctly answering...
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link has a very simple gameplay. we just need to knit the letters into the blank so that the letter after it is different from the letter before it and so on, knit all the blanks. The special thing about this game is that the player will always know if the result is right または wrong, even players can post their results on the game page to compare with other players.

link is not naturally 人気 with its smooth interface, but its gameplay is also very simple but very new with funny and beautiful characters. With smartly designed maps make player interaction increase. The game emphasizes and doubts...
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Hey… So it’s been a bit since I did one of these. I’m gonna level with you, people, I did not enjoy 2020 and, despite having so much free time, I felt very unmotivated to try digging up the PS2 every time I popped in the PS4. I didn’t want to try any of the old stuff and just wanted to dedicate my time to one console. Not to mention, the pain in the 尻, お尻 of finding a decent PS2 game when they can go for over a hundred dollars tops. That said, after my 上, ページのトップへ 20 Games of 20202 記事 and being really proud with how it turned out, I thought about giving PS2 games a try. I don’t hate talking...
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posted by pinkbloom
I will always remember
The summer of covid 19
Yeah, it ruined my whole year
And it just went like this,
No it's never been worse than summer
Of covid19
We were only 11,
But 芝居 like doctors
like we aren't in present.
Drinking from plastic cups,
singing this is forever and ever,
well I guess that was true.

Dancing in my home
in the middle of the night.
Listening to our 音楽 and jams
partying in our little bed
and it went like this,
OoPs I got coronavirus, I'm gonna die die die,
HOLD UP


Now we're under covers
Fast フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして to 18, me and my ベッド are もっと見る than lovers.
Yeah my bed's what I need when we are holding...
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I've talked about the most heroic and awesome superheroes of all time. Now it's time to look over the most frightening, menacing, and coolest villains of all time. Be warned that these villains are so scary, that just 読書 about them could give あなた weeks of nightmares.

10. Professor Bubbles (The New Adventures of Batman)

Most of Batman's villains are pretty silly and campy. Thankfully, in 1977, the incredibly fearsome Professor Bubbles was created. He was only in one episode, but that's probably because he had left a permanent amount of fear on the kids. Even Scarecrow would cower in fear...
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posted by whatsupbugs
The films from 2019 I watched and enjoyed. These films are listed in alphabetical order. This 一覧 includes both theatrical and direct to DVD films.

Alita: Battle Angel

Batman: Hush

バットマン vs. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Captain Marvel

Code Geass: Lelouch of the Re;surrection

Dark Phoenix (X-Men)

Detective ピカチュウ (Pokémon)

Dora and the ロスト City of ゴールド

Dumbo

アナと雪の女王 2

Joker

Knives Out

Shazam!

Teen Titans Go! vs. Teen Titans

The Addams Family
posted by whatsupbugs
Silent Force is a member of Fanpop. She's a good member of this website and Discord, but most of all, she's a great friend.

Silent Force is a big ファン of anime, in particular, Saint Seiya and Ayashi no Ceres (also known as Ceres, Celestial Legend). As a fellow ファン of Ceres, I'm glad there are people like Silent Force, who give underrated アニメ the attention and 愛 they deserve.

Silent Force is a very friendly, caring friend. She is nice and supportive of me. She has a positive attitude, a friendly personality, and has a way with words. She's always a treat to talk to and she's always a good friend to me.

Silent Force is also very funny. She has a very good sense of humor and can be very witty and fun.

Thank you, Silent Force, for making ファンポップ a better place, for making Discord a もっと見る fun website, but most of all, thank あなた for being a great friend. あなた are truly a celestial legend.
EPISODE 1:

I reread my old reviews.. I didn't really give this 表示する the proper justice.. There's actually SO MUCH I can say about it.. I just didn't know at the time..

Hellsing is one of the best animes of my opinion.. And even than, I'm very mixed about this show.. I'm just not really a big アニメ fan.

Today.. I review episode one..

I don't know what I disliked about episode one the first time reviewing it.

But yeah.. Episode one is actually fucking awesome!..

We are opened up with Sera's as a police officer.. Her and hr men fighting. In my opinion a pretty interesting villain. Chedder.. That is...
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