i don't know if this is already on here. i feel lazy and don't feel like looking.
i found this on some joke website:
CAROLS FOR THE MENTALLY DISTURBED
SCHIZOPHRENIA: do あなた hear what i hear?
DEMENTIA: I think I'll be ホーム for Christmas
MANIC: deck the halls and walls and house and lawn and streets and stores and office and town and cars and busses and trucks and trees and 火災, 火 hydrants and...
PARANOID: santa claus is coming to get me
PERSONALITY DISORDER: あなた better watch out, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna pout, maybe I'll tell あなた why
OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER: jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle ベル rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle ベル rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle ベル rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle ベル rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle ベル rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle ベル rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle ベル rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle ベル rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle ベル rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle ベル rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle ベル rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle ベル rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle ベル rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle ベル rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle ベル rock....(better start again)
PASSIVE AGRESSIVE PERSONALITY: on the first 日 of クリスマス my true 愛 gave to me(and then took it all away)
BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER: thoughts of roasting on an open fire
i found this on some joke website:
CAROLS FOR THE MENTALLY DISTURBED
SCHIZOPHRENIA: do あなた hear what i hear?
DEMENTIA: I think I'll be ホーム for Christmas
MANIC: deck the halls and walls and house and lawn and streets and stores and office and town and cars and busses and trucks and trees and 火災, 火 hydrants and...
PARANOID: santa claus is coming to get me
PERSONALITY DISORDER: あなた better watch out, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna pout, maybe I'll tell あなた why
OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER: jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle ベル rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle ベル rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle ベル rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle ベル rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle ベル rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle ベル rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle ベル rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle ベル rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle ベル rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle ベル rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle ベル rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle ベル rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle ベル rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle ベル rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle ベル rock....(better start again)
PASSIVE AGRESSIVE PERSONALITY: on the first 日 of クリスマス my true 愛 gave to me(and then took it all away)
BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER: thoughts of roasting on an open fire
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1. Chickens say jerk jerk.
2. Cows say moop moop meep.
3. Bunnies say chirp chirp.
4. Lobsters say clurp clurp clurp.
5. Chickens say burgack burgack.
6. ドラゴン say shlurp shlurp.
7. Snakes say slither tither slither tither.
8. Elephants say near near fear near.
9. Moose say poooo poooo low.
10. Bears say guro guro guro.
11. Alligators say pow pow bow pow.
12. 魚 say blub blub blub.
13. ユニコーン say ashshnifafurfur.
14. Monkeys say quack quack quack brack.
15. Frogs say rebite rebite.
2. Cows say moop moop meep.
3. Bunnies say chirp chirp.
4. Lobsters say clurp clurp clurp.
5. Chickens say burgack burgack.
6. ドラゴン say shlurp shlurp.
7. Snakes say slither tither slither tither.
8. Elephants say near near fear near.
9. Moose say poooo poooo low.
10. Bears say guro guro guro.
11. Alligators say pow pow bow pow.
12. 魚 say blub blub blub.
13. ユニコーン say ashshnifafurfur.
14. Monkeys say quack quack quack brack.
15. Frogs say rebite rebite.
another monday,at waysway high school. Vanessa for hated school for mainly for 1 reason. susan.katie.ashlee.the meanest,popular,and prettiest girls in the school.they always taunt vanessa for being different. people thought ashe was different for her personality,but,that wasnt the only reason.
there was only one girl who didnt care if she was different.kylie.kylie was the smartest gilr in school,thats why she got made fun of. she was a nerd. though she had no braces,gloasses,or anything.in fact,vanessa thought kylie was prettier than susan,ashle,or katie.
People think they know vanessa,but,they dont,not yet. she had a very terrible,scary,and strange experiance.when あなた hear it,it may seem like a dream,but,its all true.its not a lie.its not a tall tale.its a true story. 100% true
this the satory of Vanessa Colorado.
there was only one girl who didnt care if she was different.kylie.kylie was the smartest gilr in school,thats why she got made fun of. she was a nerd. though she had no braces,gloasses,or anything.in fact,vanessa thought kylie was prettier than susan,ashle,or katie.
People think they know vanessa,but,they dont,not yet. she had a very terrible,scary,and strange experiance.when あなた hear it,it may seem like a dream,but,its all true.its not a lie.its not a tall tale.its a true story. 100% true
this the satory of Vanessa Colorado.
from:sponge bob
wirtten by:sponge bob
ギター by:spongeb
preformed by:sponge bob&patrick& squidward
featuring:Patrick
also featuring :squidward *sorta*
drums:patrick
singer:spongebob
lets gather around the campfire and sing the campfire song our c-a-mp-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song. and if あなた think that we cant sing it faster then your wrong but itll help if あなた just sing along
Bom Bom Bom
*sing it fast!*
C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-am-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song and if あなた think that we cant sing it faster then あなた wrong but itll help if あなた just sing along.
*even faster*C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song Patrick!
"SoNG!C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E..
"squdiward1good!"
Itll help!itll help!if あなた just sing along!OH YEAH!
THE END
"
wirtten by:sponge bob
ギター by:spongeb
preformed by:sponge bob&patrick& squidward
featuring:Patrick
also featuring :squidward *sorta*
drums:patrick
singer:spongebob
lets gather around the campfire and sing the campfire song our c-a-mp-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song. and if あなた think that we cant sing it faster then your wrong but itll help if あなた just sing along
Bom Bom Bom
*sing it fast!*
C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-am-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song and if あなた think that we cant sing it faster then あなた wrong but itll help if あなた just sing along.
*even faster*C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song Patrick!
"SoNG!C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E..
"squdiward1good!"
Itll help!itll help!if あなた just sing along!OH YEAH!
THE END
"
A husband went to the doctor and tells the doctor
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond 移動する 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got ホーム and found the wife preparing ディナー and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 もっと見る feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she 返信 back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond 移動する 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got ホーム and found the wife preparing ディナー and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 もっと見る feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she 返信 back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"
Washington Post Competition asked for a two line rhyme with the most romantic first line and least romantic 秒 line.
This is the (hands down!!) winner...
'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying あなた simply demolished my life.
I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.
I 愛 your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'
This is the (hands down!!) winner...
'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying あなた simply demolished my life.
I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.
I 愛 your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'
