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1.Complane of sever stumic cramps until あなた are seen to によって a dotor または nurse then when they approach あなた say "wow doc i feel way better thank あなた " then for added crazyness walk out backwards

2. Run around screaming that あなた dont whant to see the dentist

3. One word for あなた flatulance

4. Ask repetedly if they are gonna operate on あなた

5. Pretend to be a doctor

6. Whenever a nurse passes make a swit swoo noise または say "helooo nurse "

7. Run around the hallways wearing an alien mask

8. When the doctor comes kick him in the shin then say " HOW DO あなた LIKE IT HAHAHA "

9. Run in wearing a leotared your face covered in lipstick and scream tell them your looking for doctor\nurse how did this to あなた

10. Wear sunglasses and tell the lady at the front ofice that あなた may have gone blind then take off your sunglasses. look amazed and leave imediatly touching every thing that あなた pass

11. Scream at every body who passes

12. Crawl in on あなた hands and nees sniffing everything pretending to be a dog

13. Play with the electric beds

14. Tell the lady at the front office "This is the worst hotel ive ever been to gosh and あなた call yourselfs H.M.R Hospital"

15. Break out in a tap dance every 5mins

16. Ask the lady at the front 机, デスク to order your fave magazine because they havent got it on the 表, テーブル in the waiting room.

17. Throw your shoes at the doctor when he enters the room

18. When あなた enter the doctors office claim that あなた saw a room just like this in an alien movie

19. Moooo very loudly (repeat if needed)

20. Kick up a fuss because the doctor is not The doctor from casualty


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Please note that some of these may get あなた arrested
added by twilight0girl
Everything has changed

(Taylor)
All I knew this morning when I woke,
Is I know something now (know something now),
I didn't before.

And all I've seen,
Since 18 hours ago,
Is green eyes and freckles and your smile
In the back of my mind making me feel like...

(Taylor)
I just want to know あなた better,
Know あなた better, know あなた better now.
(2x)

(Both)
I just want to know あなた better,
Know あなた better, know あなた better now.

I just want to know you, know you, know you,.


Cause all I know is we 発言しました hello,
And your eyes look like coming home.
All I know is a simple name,
Everything has changed.

All I know is あなた held the...
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The 次 日 was normal; everyone went to the underground place and got what everyone called "Monster Updates". The 次 日 was the ハロウィン Bash, and everyone buzzed with excitement.

Right before first period Emma went up to Mellissa and Eve wearing a witch hat. "Hey! Aren't あなた guys excited?!" Emma exclaimed. "Yeah!" Eve and Mellissa said. "Mel, are あなた going with anyone?" Eve asked. "Leo, but just as friends. I'm not ready for guys yet." Mellissa motioned to her brother, who was goofing around with his フレンズ in the hall. Eve and Emma nodded in understanding.

At lunch they sorted everything...
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posted by MadMeggi
1. Walk up to an old person and scream "Grandma/Grandpa your alive!

2. Hide in a closet at Ikea and pop out at people saying "I'm back from Narnia!"

3. Throw water balloons at passing cars.

4. Go door to door asking people for ice cubes. Take them home, melt them, and then take them back saying "I don't want them anymore.

5. Give a ランダム stranger a Wet Willy.

6. Get caught masturbating and watching porn.

7. Call Walmart and ask if they sell they're employees.

8. Slap a waitress.

9. When a waiter asks あなた want あなた want to drink, tell them "Wouldn't あなた like to know???!!!???"

10. When あなた hear someone say something depressing, scream out Let's have a party!
posted by BloodyMascara_
Yes, this is from Tumblr.

Everyone: What emo shit are あなた listening to?

Linkin park: When life leaves us blind, 愛 keeps us kind

Of Mice & Men: I've held my tongue for far too long, the silence kills me

My Chemical Romance: あなた only live forever in the lights あなた make. When we were young we used to say, that あなた only hear the 音楽 when your ハート, 心 begins to break.

Green Day: So make the best of this test and don't ask why. It's not a 質問 but a lesson learned in time. It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right. I hope あなた have the time of your life.

Black Veil Brides: Never...
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posted by randomgirl3000
1. Our brains create dreams through ランダム electrical activity. About every 90 minutes, the brain stem sends electrical impulses and the analytic portion of the brain tries to make sense of these signals.

2. Some dreams are meaningful as they give us insight into ourselves. Dreams help us connect to our unconscious mind and make sense of our wishes and fears. Dreams help us make sense of our past, present and future によって getting us in tune with our emotions.

3. Even though we can dream at any time of our sleep, we are most likely to dream during REM sleep.

4. We can sometimes control our dream...
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posted by dooodle
Pick the 月 あなた were born on:
(Jan) I partied with
(Feb) I smoked with
(Mar) I kicked
(Apr) I kissed
(May) I fought
(Jun) I died with
(Jul) I drunk with
(Aug) I ran naked with
(Nov) I killed
(Sept) I went into the hunger games with
(Oct) I sung to
(Dec) I robbed a bank with

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Pick the 日 あなた were born on:
(1) Finnick Odair, Sexyness god of panem
(2) Lindsey Lohan
(3) A hobo
(4) Josh Hutcherson
(5) A REALLY pretty girl
(6) An i-Pod
(7) My grandfather
(8) Peanuts
(9) One Direction
(10) A ninja
(11) Death
(12) A gummybear
(13) A corpse
(14) Aphrodite100
(15) Dumbledore
(16)...
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posted by brianna91997
1. if あなた have mario, play some mario games.

2. Go on ファンポップ for 1 または 2 hours.

3. post a couple tweets on twitter if あなた have an account.

4. play outside.

5. go bike riding または swimming

6. read a book (i know some people think its boring)

7. draw something on paper または on the computer

8. watch nyan cat on youtube

9. play a zelda game if あなた have any zelda games

10. watch hello kitty 動画 on youtube

11. play your 3ds for 3 hours if あなた have a 3ds

12. post 100 pictures on deviantart if あなた have an account

13. make a account on a website あなた know of

14. post 10000000 pictures on this club (i know あなた cant...
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posted by flippy_fan210
He kills and kills but doesn't know why
it doesn't matter how hard he tries.
if あなた say Vietnam he'll stab あなた with a fork
if あなた say tiger you're head won't work.
He can use fire, pencils and car gas
heck, he'll just use whatever he has.
You can't stop him no matter what
if あなた call for help he'll stab あなた in the butt.
Never run because あなた know he'll catch you
he might torture または just plain kill you.
Run for cover, もっと見る like run for death
he'll fill your eyes with crystal meth.
It doesn't matter if あなた run または cry
either way you'll just plain die.
Almost anything can set him off
you better pray to god that...
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posted by LaurieLisa717
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I never thought i would end up like this.Alone dying and not being able to care for my brother.Running away from gaurds into the alley または our so called home.We never left the city border but my brother dreams of it when he grows up so he can care for me."Brother it's ok"I 発言しました giving him half of the warm soft loaf of bread.My brothers hand shook while he reachout ands grabbed the パン and slowly nibbled every last piece of it.As he and i listed the reasons why would should go to heaven and so far we came up with one reason hat both of us were suffering with."Dear god keep us alive for at least...
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posted by britishboy
 as a human
as a human
a boy named Christan was at a special place he took his phone he didn't know until now. Now Christan is living Different lives. with light and school but what he doesn't know is what will happen in the future its a journey in a matter of life and death but Christan is missing out on school can he stop and leave from heaven but Christan remembers that his mom said, once Anointed あなた can stay and use your powers to Erase あなた when あなた wanna come down あなた cane put them in and go. so he fights its long a long way down but Christan doesn't stop he goes and sees God. there halo shines but this works God helped. now. Christan goes but wait he cant use his powers again. to finish read book two buh-bye
 as an エンジェル
as an angel
posted by The_Random_Guy
The three little pigs (edited version)

Once appon a time, There were three pigs named Dakota, Kelsey and Jessica. They had a problem... A 狼, オオカミ named Gibby was trying to kill them!
"Kelsey, Do あなた want to come with me to go find Jessica?" Dakota asks.
"Sure." 返信 Kelsey.
They walk outside and look in the forest only to see Jessica setting up traps for the wolf.
"Jessica, What the f*ck are あなた doing?" Asks Kelsey.
"What does it look like I'm doing...I'm putting up traps to see if I can catch Gibby." She says as she looks at Kelsey with an annoyed expression.
"Calm yourself..Damn!" Says Dakota as...
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"Joe!It wasn't any of the three girls!What now?"Josie asked."Whoa wait,Three?There was only two in her apartment!It Was Natalie and Penny!Natalie came in to see if Kate was okay!Then she called the cops!That means it was-"Joe said."Penny!!!What!!That's IT!"Josie 発言しました as she got her walkie talkie thing."Attention all units!This 92-J4!I need a couple cops to back me up at クルミ Evergreen 46 lane!And hurry!"Josie said.
"Thanks Joe!"7 分 later she and 4 other cops were at Penny's house."Okay,One,Two,Three!"Jenny said,As they busted down the door.They heard a gulp upstairs."Upstairs,Go go go."Josie...
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posted by adaug
Hello!Welcome to 質問 with me!Okay first question:Uhm there's no name on here,okay well i says:Q:Why does TV Have commercials?A:good question!
answer is:WHY IS THE FREAKING SKY BLUE?GOD SHUT UP!

What do あなた think?Give your opinion in the comments!
And put your 質問 in the コメント and I'll answer one tomorrow!Bye!



IGNORE THIS PART!(I GOTTA MAKE IT LONGER!)

Yeah Remember TO コメント YOUR QUESTION!I WILL TRY AND ANSWER ONE,EITHER LATER TODAY,OR TOMORROW!


SO I GOTTA MAKE THIS THING LONGER (idk why)But yup!
Gah gotta make it longer!ARG!Oh well!
posted by shutyourface
what if 羊 where one of us do do do
a simple slob like one of us do do do

i don't live on a farm and i don't have a pet 羊 but there something about writting ランダム 記事 about them i a krave

idiots put them in pies i think that is very disturbing あなた wouldn't but a baby in a pie??!!???!!

so what i'm saying is donate £3 a 月 and a 羊 will be 与えられた a ホーム and not a pie and あなた will get a free adoption pack and a cudderly toy and what eever あなた donate shut-your-face fund will triple it
posted by nomblahnom
As I stare listlessly into the mirror, the fuzzy image that gazes back at me is someone I barely recognize. But I do. They say prison causes profound changes in a man, and the most extraordinary stem from the most incredible circumstances. That man in the mirror has undergone an unimaginable plethora of alterations because he is the absolute worst thing one can be in prison: an innocent man.

I detect the bitterness in his hazel eyes, the constant worry that wrinkles his forehead, the anxiety that sets his jaw like cement and the frustration that has lightened his hair from brown to salty beige....
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posted by coolkatstar
I found this on the internet is so funny read and enjoy and if あなた like it the credit is not for me so have fun!

Guest: “why does the dog sit there and watch me eat?”
Hotel Host: “I can’t imagine, unless it’s because あなた have the plate he usually eats from.”

A guy phones up his boss , but gets the bosses’ wife instead:
“I am afraid he died last week” she explains.

The 次 日 the man calls again and asks for the boss.

“I told あなた “the wife replies, “He died last week”

The 次 日 again he calls again and once もっと見る asks to speak to his boss, によって this time the wife is getting...
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All the things she said
All the things she said
Running through my head
Running through my head
Running through my head
All the things she said
All the things she said
Running through my head
Running through my head
All the things she 発言しました
This is not enough

I'm in serious shit, I feel totally lost
If I'm asking for help it's only because
Being with あなた has opened my eyes
Could I ever believe such a perfect surprise?

I keep asking myself, wondering how
I keep closing my eyes but I can't block あなた out
Wanna fly to a place where it's just あなた and me
Nobody else so we can be free

All the things she said
All the...
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