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1.Complane of sever stumic cramps until あなた are seen to によって a dotor または nurse then when they approach あなた say "wow doc i feel way better thank あなた " then for added crazyness walk out backwards

2. Run around screaming that あなた dont whant to see the dentist

3. One word for あなた flatulance

4. Ask repetedly if they are gonna operate on あなた

5. Pretend to be a doctor

6. Whenever a nurse passes make a swit swoo noise または say "helooo nurse "

7. Run around the hallways wearing an alien mask

8. When the doctor comes kick him in the shin then say " HOW DO あなた LIKE IT HAHAHA "

9. Run in wearing a leotared your face covered in lipstick and scream tell them your looking for doctor\nurse how did this to あなた

10. Wear sunglasses and tell the lady at the front ofice that あなた may have gone blind then take off your sunglasses. look amazed and leave imediatly touching every thing that あなた pass

11. Scream at every body who passes

12. Crawl in on あなた hands and nees sniffing everything pretending to be a dog

13. Play with the electric beds

14. Tell the lady at the front office "This is the worst hotel ive ever been to gosh and あなた call yourselfs H.M.R Hospital"

15. Break out in a tap dance every 5mins

16. Ask the lady at the front 机, デスク to order your fave magazine because they havent got it on the 表, テーブル in the waiting room.

17. Throw your shoes at the doctor when he enters the room

18. When あなた enter the doctors office claim that あなた saw a room just like this in an alien movie

19. Moooo very loudly (repeat if needed)

20. Kick up a fuss because the doctor is not The doctor from casualty


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Please note that some of these may get あなた arrested
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1. Dial a ランダム number and confuse the person who 回答 によって saying things like;
"Why did あなた call me?", "How's Billy Bob?", "Thank's for last night! (make kissy noises in phone", "I'm sorry to hear about your loss (hang up immediately)", "What happened to your mother is horrible! I'm so sorry she had to leave us on that note!", etc.

2. Look up ランダム statements in foreign languages and recite the statements to those who speak the language.

3. Post a ランダム 記事 like this.

4. At walmart または somewhere similar, go up to an obese woman, または a man for extra affect, and wish them good luck with...
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Reasons why being a guy is so much easier than being a girl.
1.First off あなた aren't sick once a month.
2.You can't get pregnant so あなた aren't the one stressed on birth control , あなた do it and that's it.
3.You don't have to spend hours picking an outfit.
4.You don't have to spend hours putting your make up on.
5.You don't have to spend hours making your hair to stay decent.
6.You get ready to go out in just 30 分 tops.
7.You pee standing.
8.Your parents don't tell あなた at what 時 to be ホーム when あなた in high-school.
9.You can sleep every night somewhere else than ホーム as a teenager cause your parents...
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Hi! :)
Here are the 上, ページのトップへ ten to impress the guy あなた like, just out of my personal oppinion, only try what あなた want to try, my sources are personal expirence as a woman:
10. Respect the men, example: no its not just a game, its football/soccer and its もっと見る important than breathing to most guys. ;)
9. ....but don't be too suck up-like.
one of my フレンズ heard her crush loved chickens according to the guy, so she was thrilled when she got invited to his "Amazing" party, I was really happy for her and asked her wheather she'll like to borrow a fiver to buy acessorie for the party, but she 発言しました thanks...
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When you're happy and あなた know it bomb Iraq
If あなた cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If あなた never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If あなた think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone's dismissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb...
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I've been planning to do this for a long time and now I'm finally doing it. I have voices of different variety and though some get a lot of criticism but I don't care. To me these women have such jaw dropping voices that never sises to amazing me. I'm going to name the singer, describe why I 愛 her voice so much, and leave a link of where I think their voice sounds the best, whether if it's live, studio, または movie. Please コメント and please keep in mind this is just my opinion.

10.Liz Callaway
I've loved her voice ever since I was little and watched her in The 白鳥, スワン Princess, Anastasia,...
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1. Cognitive Dissonance - the idea that when we hold two conflicting thoughts または beliefs, we unconsciously adjust to make one fit with the other. My social psychology professor gave an example of a student who values studying all the time, but スラックス off when it comes to their お気に入り テレビ show. So the student tells herself that watching the テレビ helps her study later when it really doesn’t. However, telling herself that helped her eased the anxiety.

2. Hallucinations are common - one third of people レポート experiencing hallucination at some point in time. Similarly, normal people...
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posted by OmegaLeader
101 things to do when your bored~
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1. Look up urban legends, and/or ghost stories in your town. Investigate!

2. If あなた live in a city with public transport (bus, train, subway), plan a trip using the transit system. Take some フレンズ along for company, または just enjoy the ride and people-watch!

3. Get yourself a roll of quarters and find a video arcade.

4. Strike up a conversation with a total stranger.

5. Learn to tie sailors’ knots.

6. Volunteer. It’s fun and you’ll get good karma. :o)

7. Hang out with old people. They have great stories and sometimes need the company.

8. Perform...
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1.people excpect あなた to be good all the time and stay the same

2.Your フレンズ get jelious when あなた hang with other people.


3.more people then あなた think hate あなた and think your stuck up.


4.If your a mean 人気 person people might ditch you.


5.People talk about あなた behind your back because your selfish and think your the best thing in the world.


6.The teachers know not to put あなた with your フレンズ because あなた talk to much.


7.You hang out with alot of people but もっと見る then 90% of them are just hanging out with あなた because your popular.


8.If your a 人気 girl and あなた have had afew boyfriends some people will start calling あなた a slut.



9.If your a 人気 boy and あなた have had afew gilfriends people will think your a player.



10.if あなた had a good friend and then あなた became 人気 they might stop hanging out with あなた because they think there not good enough.
I believe in my ハート, 心 that we shouldn't have to change または selves または stop following our dreams just for someones approval because this is our life and they have to live theirs if we have a dream that our ハート, 心 is at then we need to go after it and ignore those haters because they'll make あなた stronger.For example if あなた want to be a singer be a singer,If あなた want to be an Artist be an artist.If あなた want to be different and original than be original because あなた have to fulfill your dreams.If あなた stop because of haters ,you will never feel happy または complete and you'll let the hater win によって giving...
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posted by Me_Iz_Here
There are a lot of creeps on Omegle. Whether you're just bored, trolling, または being a creep, あなた will definitely run into a pervert on Omegle. So here are some comebacks あなた can use.

Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.
You: BECAUSE I'M A UNICORN!

Stranger: ASL.
You: Sorry, I don't speak American Sign Language.

Stranger: 17 M looking for horny females
You": 85, M, looking for other gay men.

Stranger: Wanna chat with hot girls? Go to "Babesofomegle . com"
You: No thanks I don't feel like seeing whores like you.

Strangers: Wanna fuck?
You: How the fuck are we gonna fuck if you're so fucking far away and I'm not gonna fucking tell あなた where I fucking live so we can fuck ランダム strangers.

Stranger: あなた like dick?
You: Yes, I do like Dick. He's very nice. I don't get why people make fun of him for his name.
You: あなた ARE talking about the person, right?

Other ways are to just repeat the same thing over and over again, または copy everything they say.
I DID NOT WRITE THIS, I HAD THIS FWD TO ME FROM A FRIEND.
Of course, guys, u don’t have to do ALL these things, just a few on the 一覧 would b nice =P..hahaha

45 things a girl wants but wont ask for:1. Touch her waist.
2. Actually talk to her. ( somewhat true )..:)
3. Share secrets with her.
4. Give her your jacket.
5. キッス her slowly.

Are あなた remembering this?

6. Hug her.
7. Hold her.
8. Laugh with her.
9. Invite her somewhere.
10. Hangout with her and your フレンズ together.

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11. Smile with her.
12. Take pictures with her.
13. Pull her onto your lap.
14. When she says she loves あなた more, deny...
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posted by MarMar_XigLux
“ Killing someone with a spoon is not bad, but I prefer the chainsaw it's faster.”
~ Serial Killer on spoons

You found out あなた hate someone. No, not just hate. あなた FUCKING hate them. No, not just FUCKING hate them, あなた wanna strangle them until their head pops off then shove it down the loo but then it'll go into the sewers and then the police/the fuzz/cops/pigs/gorillas will be like, all, "omfg wutt iz goin on why iz der a hed in me toilet" and then they'll find you're fingerprint on them and be all "haha we fund woo it was it was [insert name here] and then あなた be like "omgomgomg" and then...
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