1.Complane of sever stumic cramps until あなた are seen to によって a dotor または nurse then when they approach あなた say "wow doc i feel way better thank あなた " then for added crazyness walk out backwards
2. Run around screaming that あなた dont whant to see the dentist
3. One word for あなた flatulance
4. Ask repetedly if they are gonna operate on あなた
5. Pretend to be a doctor
6. Whenever a nurse passes make a swit swoo noise または say "helooo nurse "
7. Run around the hallways wearing an alien mask
8. When the doctor comes kick him in the shin then say " HOW DO あなた LIKE IT HAHAHA "
9. Run in wearing a leotared your face covered in lipstick and scream tell them your looking for doctor\nurse how did this to あなた
10. Wear sunglasses and tell the lady at the front ofice that あなた may have gone blind then take off your sunglasses. look amazed and leave imediatly touching every thing that あなた pass
11. Scream at every body who passes
12. Crawl in on あなた hands and nees sniffing everything pretending to be a dog
13. Play with the electric beds
14. Tell the lady at the front office "This is the worst hotel ive ever been to gosh and あなた call yourselfs H.M.R Hospital"
15. Break out in a tap dance every 5mins
16. Ask the lady at the front 机, デスク to order your fave magazine because they havent got it on the 表, テーブル in the waiting room.
17. Throw your shoes at the doctor when he enters the room
18. When あなた enter the doctors office claim that あなた saw a room just like this in an alien movie
19. Moooo very loudly (repeat if needed)
20. Kick up a fuss because the doctor is not The doctor from casualty
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Please note that some of these may get あなた arrested
2. Run around screaming that あなた dont whant to see the dentist
3. One word for あなた flatulance
4. Ask repetedly if they are gonna operate on あなた
5. Pretend to be a doctor
6. Whenever a nurse passes make a swit swoo noise または say "helooo nurse "
7. Run around the hallways wearing an alien mask
8. When the doctor comes kick him in the shin then say " HOW DO あなた LIKE IT HAHAHA "
9. Run in wearing a leotared your face covered in lipstick and scream tell them your looking for doctor\nurse how did this to あなた
10. Wear sunglasses and tell the lady at the front ofice that あなた may have gone blind then take off your sunglasses. look amazed and leave imediatly touching every thing that あなた pass
11. Scream at every body who passes
12. Crawl in on あなた hands and nees sniffing everything pretending to be a dog
13. Play with the electric beds
14. Tell the lady at the front office "This is the worst hotel ive ever been to gosh and あなた call yourselfs H.M.R Hospital"
15. Break out in a tap dance every 5mins
16. Ask the lady at the front 机, デスク to order your fave magazine because they havent got it on the 表, テーブル in the waiting room.
17. Throw your shoes at the doctor when he enters the room
18. When あなた enter the doctors office claim that あなた saw a room just like this in an alien movie
19. Moooo very loudly (repeat if needed)
20. Kick up a fuss because the doctor is not The doctor from casualty
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Please note that some of these may get あなた arrested
There was a boy called Jake who always got teased at school he got because he was different one 日 he he cme back to school it looked like a normal 日 but while everyone walked around Jake acted himself like every normal 日 but when the ベル rang for clas he got a 44 火災, 火 arm he shot lot's of the kids teacher too so あなた let that be a lesson for あなた if あなた had not teased him he would have been fine who knows あなた could have even saved his life.
Afew days past and Jake was dead he had decided to shoot himself in the head many people blammed it all jake when really it was there own fault at take.
Afew days past and Jake was dead he had decided to shoot himself in the head many people blammed it all jake when really it was there own fault at take.
M R snakes.
M A no snakes.
O S M R snakes.
CDBDI's?
O S! M R snakes!
AAAAAAAAAA!
-My dad told me this one years and years ago. I'd almost forgotten it until tonight. Here's another one:
Mairzy dotes and dozy dotes and liddlamszy divy.
-The answer: Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy.
And an old knock-knock joke:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
バナナ who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
バナナ who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
バナナ who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
オレンジ who?
オレンジ あなた glad I didn't say バナナ again?
Hope あなた had fun!
M A no snakes.
O S M R snakes.
CDBDI's?
O S! M R snakes!
AAAAAAAAAA!
-My dad told me this one years and years ago. I'd almost forgotten it until tonight. Here's another one:
Mairzy dotes and dozy dotes and liddlamszy divy.
-The answer: Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy.
And an old knock-knock joke:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
バナナ who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
バナナ who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
バナナ who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
オレンジ who?
オレンジ あなた glad I didn't say バナナ again?
Hope あなた had fun!
It was around 12:30 and I was at the grocery, I was busy getting some apples when a teenage boy goes over to me and hands me a cold bottle of water and a magazine. I thanked him, but apon 読書 the magazine it was full of lies. It was trying to convert me to Christianity, so before I drank the water, I threw the ice-cold water in his face, dropped the magazine, and 発言しました "If your so-called "God" exsisted, why didn't he stop me from doing that?" The boy simply replied "Because your denying his love". Right away, I replied "Oh please, If there was a God, I bet あなた he'd rather prefer a good honest Athiest than a preacher on Televison going around lying about his healing powers". He was angered "And how do あなた know who God would prefer?!" If it was even possible at the time, I was calmer than before and answered. "The very same way the bible was made". I smiled warmly as I saw him stomp away with anger.
