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Hello I'm NOT the nostalgia critic, I remembered it so あなた don't have to. I've been watching NC's biggest dumba** in distress video and I thought I'd do one. Except for me it's only going to be characters that are animated and it's not only going to be female characters, there are some male characters here too. With other characters I can find at least some aspect of heroics in them except for these characters. Please keep in mind that this is just my opinion and I don't hate all of these characters. Please comments, enjoy.

10.Esmeralda(The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

I promise I'm not being biased about this, I honestly think she's a huge damsel in distress and at least hear me out. She's a gypsy who believes in equality and is supposedly a strong fight. But apparently for someone whose suppose to be all those things she really gets captured a lot. I mean first of all she gets captured によって the guards and saved によって a goat. Seriously? A goat is もっと見る useful than she is! She can't even save herself in a church when all she has to do is claim sanctuary but apparently Pheobus has to do it for her. Quasimodo helps her escape twice. Shouldn't someone who's made a living on hiding be able to escape herself? She's in distress through the whole movie because Frollo is after her. She doesn't even have to do anything during the Court of Miracles and she still gets captured. Plus we have the climax where Quasimodo has to save her from burning to death and getting killed によって Frollo. So far she's been saved によって Quasimodo, Pheobus, the preacher, the gypsies, ランダム towns folk that we don't even know, and a goat. A STINKIN GOAT! Kayley was supposedly saved によって a chicken(he didn't save her he just helped cut her free, she saved herself) and she's one of the most bada** heroic heroines in existence. Besides Kayley did get captured sometimes, but not a lot like Esmeralda, besides she was just starting out. While Esmeralda had years of practice and got captured A LOT! I mean you'd think Esmeralda would be absolutely heroic but the only time she saves anyone was when she saved Pheobus and even then all she does is throw a rock at a horse's butt, any moron could do that. But she she's basically my Jubilee(NC had her on his) because she's someone who's part of a team and not just a team it's a team of rebels. Kids 愛 a team of rebels and especially since a lot of them seem to believe in equality like she does. They're kind of like the ディズニー gypsy version of X-Men I guess. The reason she's not higher is because of that one scene during the festival of fools where she's cleverly avoiding the guards.

9.Lucky(101 Dalmatians)

I can't stand this little pup and how much of a damsel he is, is part of it. I mean how many times does this guy actually get in trouble. Even when he was born he was in danger but that wasn't really his fault. But I mean this kid never even payed attention to when they were trying to escape and just watches TV. Yeah why save your life when あなた can watch TV? Sure you'll be dead but oh well あなた can watch TV. His name maybe Lucky but he's a jinx, he causes trouble for everyone and almost gets everyone killed. I mean I'd probably just leave him because he's just going to end up getting himself and everyone else killed. It's like this kid can't even take a walk without getting into trouble. In the TV series he gets into trouble a lot too and it's all caused によって him and his stupidity. He's as heroic as a piece of paper. I mean the other 子犬 got captured too but they didn't get into trouble like he did, actually none of them did, Patch even saved them in the sequel. But Lucky man this annoying little brat isn't even worth it and that's coming from an animal lover. He's not higher because he doesn't have as much big damsel moments as the others.

8.Wendy(Peter Pan)

Yeah あなた all know that あなた can't have a damsel in distress 一覧 without her in it. She's one of the most iconic damsel's in distress there is. She starts off getting into distress when she's attacked によって the ロスト boys, thanks to Tinkerbell, and it looks so cheesy. I mean why doesn't she just continue to fly? I don't think avoiding items getting thrown at あなた would take away any pixie dust. So that was the first time she was in distress. The 次 time was that she was attacked によって the マーメイド and she actually almost died. She's not higher because in that scene she does stand up for herself but not enough for me to actually think she has any heroic in her. She's captured によって Hook and his crew and forced to walk the plank. She doesn't even try to fight for her life または the lives of her brothers または friends. She just says don't sign and die. You'd think she'd try to fight to save her brothers but no she just walks the plank without a fight. She even lets her five 年 old brother fight the pirates and she doesn't do a thing. I mean talk about a gutless and spineless character who can't do anything. She's not higher because of the thing with the マーメイド I mentioned from before.

7.Princess Pea(The Tale of Despereaux)

This girl is so weak and pathetic that she makes Princess 桃, ピーチ look like Mulan. First of all the reason she gets captured was caused によって her being rude and stupid. From the way it looks it really didn't take much of an effort to capture her. It was like picking up a pencil. Then she was tied to the ground によって a bunch of rats. Seriously? She was over powered によって a bunch of rats! She can't even break free, the ropes were tied によって a bunch of rats, they shouldn't be tied too good. Finally she's saved によって a マウス and a rat. Seriously? I mean come on that's even worse than being saved によって a goat. This is just pathetic, simply pathetic. It's a good thing she's pretty, but she's not even that pretty. The only reason she's not higher is simply because of others being bigger damsel's.

6.Chuckie(Rugrats)

Oh my gosh I absolutely hate this annoying whiny little brat, his damselness is part of it. He's always getting into trouble without any effort. Tommy is constantly having to save him and if not him than Kimi. This kid just needs to take one step and he needs saving. Every time the rugrats have an adventure he's getting into some kind of trouble where he had to be saved. Part of it is caused によって him being whiny and a coward. I mean he makes Shaggy and Scooby look like スーパーマン and Batman. He's been saved によって pretty much all of the rugrats; Tommy, Kimi, Phil, Lil, Susie, and even Angelica and Dil. Angelica is the antagonist of the 表示する and she actually saved him, that's pathetic. What's ven もっと見る pathetic is that Dil, a baby that's not even a 年 old, actually saved him. He even got saved によって Spike, a dog. He just cries and screams for someone to help him instead of doing it himself. I know he's just a toddler but Tommy can do it so he can too. I mean if he was a superhero his superpower would be crying. The reason he's not in the 上, ページのトップへ 5 is because the others have been in worse situations than him.

5.Naveen(The Princess and The Frog)

I promise I'm not just putting him here because I loath him, he's really a huge damsel in distress. He's been in distress もっと見る than any of the ディズニー princesses. He was in trouble when he got involved with Dr. Facilier, he was put in a jar, he gets attacked によって a frog eating bird, he needs saving from the alligators, he gets captured によって frog hunters, he gets out thanks to 線, レイ and tries to save Tiana but ends up needing her to save him again, he's captured によって the shadows, then captured によって the shadows again, it put in a box, and captured によって Lawrence. So all together he's been in distress ten times. TEN TIMES? GEEZ not even any of the ディズニー princesses were in distress that many times. So he's constantly getting saved によって a girl(not bad), an old blind lady, and a 火災, 火 fly. That's even worse than being saved によって a mouse. The reason he's not higher is because the others are just bigger damsel's in distress.

4.Mary Jane(Spiderman) and Lois Lane(Superman)

Every single one of us know あなた can't have a 一覧 about damsel's in distress without these two here. It's hard to decide which one of these two is もっと見る of a damsel in distress so I just gave them both the spot. Though I have to say I actually really like both of them because they maybe damsel's in distress but unlike the others on this 一覧 they're actually enjoyable characters. Anyway we all know their reason for existence, to be the 愛 interest and person who constantly has to be saved によって the main character. I mean it seems that these two should be getting paid for getting into distress. If they had a penny for every time they've been in distress they'd be some of the richest people in the world. In the スーパーマン 表示する they've even made fun of how much Lois has been in distress and even 発言しました to スーパーマン "I hate to say it, I've kind of gotten use to it". Neither one of them is very useful and you'd think they'd learn a thing または two after being in distress so many times. What is this, just a trip to the spa for them? They're not higher because as times they were useful, もっと見る so Lois.

3.Ron Stoppable(Kim Possible)

Here's a character I don't hate または dislike, I'm neutral about him. Ironic how he's here when Kim Possible is the most bada** heroic character in existence. This guy is so incompetent that he constantly loses his pants. He's usually the distraction and is always getting into distress. I think Kim might need to get a new sidekick that doesn't get into distress so much. I mean all he has to do is 移動する and he's getting captured. If Kim is ever in trouble than she can save herself with like once または twice where Rufus has to save her. Ron can't save her because every time he tries he ends up getting captured too and Rufus has to save them. So maybe Kim should 火災, 火 Ron and keep Rufus. I mean a naked モル, ほくろ ラット is actually もっと見る useful than him. He never saves the 日 and is as useful as a レモン with a paper-cut. He's basically Robin with Batman. バットマン should probably 火災, 火 Robin and keep Batgirl. He's not higher because the other two are just pathetic.

2.Giselle(Enchanted)

This chick is so annoying and part of the reason is her being such a damsel. I mean first she's in danger from the giant troll, falling from the tree, falling into the wishing-well, falling from a billboard, and eating the poison apple. She's so weak that even a stinkin シマリス, チンパンジー is もっと見る heroic and useful than her. She's even such a damsel that she can't even walk without falling and needing someone to help her. She's even aware that she's a damsel in distress "Well usually someone's there to catch me". What is this just part of your daily rue-teen? Sure she tried to help save Robert but she doesn't really do anything, it's Pip who save the 日 and in such a stupid way. She's absolutely useless and is definitely the biggest ディズニー damsel in distress in existence. She's not higher because number 1 is on the same level of being a dumba** damsel in distress as Bella Swan.

1.Princess Irene(The Princess and The Goblin)

This has got to be the weakest character in existence, this girl makes all the other characters on this 一覧 look like Kim Possible. I mean it doesn't really take much to capture this girl, all あなた have to do is use your pinky to grab her and that's all it takes. First of all she's in distress in the first few 分 of the movie and is saved によって a boy who was singing. That's right, all あなた have to do to defeat the goblins is sing, that and step on their feet. She's captured during the climax of the battle and what makes me mad is that she knows that あなた just have to sing and it'll defeat the goblins and she could've easily saved herself. But does she? NO! She just screams like an idiot. She also needs to be saved once again when she's drowning. She gets a chance to save her 愛 interest from the Goblin Prince and she ends up messing it up によって tripping and needing to be saved again. This girl is absolutely pathetic, she's even もっと見る of a dumba** damsel in distress than Bella Swan, who actually jumped off a cliff for goodness sake. I mean I'm surprised she and her 愛 interest didn't end up dying because this girl keeps on almost getting them killed. If she even moves slightly she'll be in distress. There's absolutely no competition! It's a good thing she(and all the other girls on this list) is pretty because she's really useless.
Ok I did not make that,my brother some how found out my パスワード for ファンポップ and decided to mess around with it,i have seen the コメント and no i am not a idiot,tell that to my dumb brother.

that being 発言しました i removed it cause of course i don't want people seeing that thinking i am insane,so anybody who read it please just ignore it.

i changed my パスワード so that won't happen again, so yeah sorry about that,he might do it again though so if あなた see some retarded post made によって me please note it is my brother making me look like an idiot.

soo yeah that's all sorry about it and have a nice day









for anybody who didn't read my brothers dumb post its just him saying quote on quote 'slut slut in the tub tub' and a bunch of other dumb stuff, and if あなた don't believe me then find your choice.
In my room there is a small door leading to where the air conditioning unit is housed, this door has no locking mechanisms what so ever so it wasn't uncommon when it opened up によって itself when there was a draft, its impossible to close the door behind あなた once あなた get beyond it and enter the crawlspace type area it leads to. i have lived in this house for five years now and for the first 4 i never gave the door a 秒 thought,it wasn't until the fifth 年 that the door made me feel unsettled, a few months 前 i was ホーム alone,i'm 17 and i live in the bonus room which is connected to the crawlspace....
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Hello Hello Hello. I see we're back for the third time to play out one of these delightful little games. As あなた have no doubt figured out, I am not Riku114. I suppose あなた can call me....Monty. Now let's get to it. May the favors be forever in your odds....uh....whatever.


BLOODBATH!
As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.

Egyptprincess rips a mace out of Springely's hands.

IAMYOURENEMY, Blackpanther, and Hplover work together to get as many supplies as possible.

Dreamtime runs away from the Cornucopia.

Kaboomgirl runs away from the Cornucopia.

Elsafrost runs away from the Cornucopia....
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Source: Google 画像
added by 3xZ
Source: disneyscreencaps.com
added by 3xZ
Source: disneyscreencaps.com
There's a reason why Shovel Knight is widely regarded as the best game of 2014, and here's why.

But first, since I'm もっと見る of a buzzkill than the bees in Donkey Kong Country, a little backstory.

Shovel Knight started out as a project on the 人気 website Kickstarter, which kickstarts new ideas and is commonly used to make and invent new things. Then came....

*Insert cliche as hell hallelujah music*

This game, Shovel Knight.

Now since this isn't a review, I'm just going to give what I think of it, that way this doesn't turn into one of those god-forsaken 1,000 word essays あなた had to do in a week...
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(From Shovel Knight)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYY!!!!!!!!!! PLAGUE KNIGHT..... V.S! TREASURE KNIIIIIIIGHT!

BEGIN!

Plague Knight: Explosions and toxin, boom hehehe!
I'm about to kick your ass, as あなた can see
I make potions and poison, and I spread the plague
You can't touch this b**ch, turn now and walk away

I live in solitude, my soul dismantled
Your something I'd find on the discovery channel
I don't have much armor, but I'm faster than you, big chest!
And I take special hits so well, it's like I'm wearing an assault vest!

Treasure Knight: Who the hell sent me this pathetic blob?
You should...
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posted by dayoo
Well, kami tidak akan berpanjang lebar berkata-kata yang tiada bermakna. Kita langsung saja ke inti pembicaraan kita pada pagi ini yakni berbicara tentang Bapak link dan strategi jitu yang diperkenalkan oleh beliau yaitu cara jitu untuk membeli banyak roperti tanpa harus keluar uang banyak, tanpa harus menggunakan uang anda sendiri dan tanpa harus berhutang kesana kemari yang ujung-ujungnya bisa dikejar-kejar hutang disepanjang hidup anda. Bagaimana caranya? Apakah ini benar atau justru sebuah gurauan belaka? Mungkin ada banyak pertanyaan yang menumpuk di isi kepala anda. Memang tidak heran...
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posted by macedoialveu
Tose Proeski was born in Prilep[3] and grew up in Kruševo[3] as the son of an Aromanian family.[4][5] After his musical talent was discovered at the age of 12, he was chosen to perform at the 人気 children's song festival Zlatno Slavejče (eng.: Golden Nightingale) in Skopje, performing the song "Јаs i mојоt dеdо" in Aromanian language.[6][7][8] This was his first public 音楽 performance; however, his successful career began in 1996 when he participated in the teenage 音楽 festival Melfest in Prilep.

Following this public exposure, he was awarded for his strong vocal capabilities....
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#5: Predaking (Transformers Prime)

Predaking is a force to be reckoned with. He transforms from predacon dragon to awesome robot! He could probably beat Upgraded Optimus and probably Megatron (In beast mode). Now a battle between Predaking and Grimlock would be awesome!

#4: Ultron (Marvel)

Built によって Henry Pym, Ultron is a robot who believes that the only way to protect humanity によって destroying it. His body is made from the unbreakable metal adamentium. No matter what, he keeps coming back, upgrading himself each time.

#3: Smaug (The Hobbit)

Smaug is a dragon who ストール, 盗んだ the Lonely Mountain from the dwarfs...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
WARNING: THERE WILL BE SPOILERS AND MANLY TEARS SHED IN THIS REVIEW!

This movie is a masterpiece. It's a million country miles better than Frozen, The Lion King, Beauty and the Beast, and a lot others. It's a breath of a fresh air.

The story starts with Hiro Hamada and his big brother Tadashi. Hiro decides to 登録する Tadashi's college, with Tadashi's フレンズ GoGo Tamago, Wasabi no Ginger, Fred, and Honey Lemon. Hiro enters a contest for entry, and he invents these awesome nanobots.

Then, on the night before Hrio goes to college, Tadashi dies によって sacrificing himself to save a professor named Callaghan....
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Hours, turn into days.

Light, into darkness...

Hope, becomes insanity....

The shadow then smiled at me....Staring into my face with those evil soulless eyes, it was truly a terrifying sight.

Blood slowly began to run down his neck, and lucky for me I managed to bring out my Shadow Katana quick enough to land a hit on him.

It's too bad it did nothing....My blade did absolutely nothing, as the shadow attempted to stab into my ハート, 心 with a giant legendary sword....

It was him, Sabres.

The darkest most evil sword to ever be created in all of the universe's history. It was made によって a god that lived in...
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Yeah あなた know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)

Yeah it's pretty clear I ain't no kung fu (master)
I come here pretty often, I come often
Like I shouldn't do
For many reasons
Typing ジャンク in various places

I see Internet legends
We view it and we gasp
Come on now I'm not that good
Hawaiian kindness isn't the same as genius
And every character I'm typing from the bottom to the top
This just isn't my thing
(Can somebody get a mop?)

I have writer's block and I need a little help
Separating the wheat from the chaff
And now somebody can (sure anyone can)
Bite my fhiny metal aff

'Cuz あなた know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Oh yeah yeah yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tuvalu
Age - 18
Gender - female
フレンズ - Palau, Fiji, Nauru (me), Marshall Islands
Personality - bossy
Her ランダム symbol - †



Palau
Age - 19
Gender - Female
フレンズ - Tuvalu, Australia NZ, Nauru (sister)
Personality - nice
Her ランダム symbol - ♦

Nauru (me)
Age - 30's
Gender - Female
フレンズ - EVERYONE!!
Personality - creepy
Her ランダム Symbol - ♣


NZ
Age - secret
Gender - male
フレンズ - Australia, Kiribati (younger sister), Cook Islands
Personality - VERY NICE
His ランダム Symbol - ‡


Tonga (Tonga66, the only user I know もっと見る than あなた all because she is my sister)
Age - 24
Gender - female
フレンズ - EVRYONE
Personality - SUPER FRIENDLY
Her ランダム sister - ♥



I KNOW I LEFT SOME BUT DONT GET MAD AT ME, AND NO IM NOT ADDING ANYMORE COUNTRIES
Bye
posted by -SkySplitter-
Disclaimer: I didn't make any of these. Credit goes to their original creators.

1. Q. What did バットマン say to Robin before they got in the car?

A. Get in the car

2. A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink.

"Long day?" the bartender asks.

"No, all days are 24 hours long" the man replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is.

3. Q. What does an Eagle and a モル, ほくろ have in common?

A. They both live underground. Apart from the Eagle.

4. A アヒル, 鴨 walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The アヒル, 鴨 doesn't say anything because its a duck.

5. Q. What...
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posted by nikkibellafan02
こんにちは everybody there''s a contest on here that the kings of parodies The Nyackers are doing it's about that song All about that ベース によって Meghan Trainor. If u do this they will make a ファン club about u and make the 記事 their own. But their are rules no copying their articles, no insulting people like someone else did and It needs to be Original. so if u have funny lyrics to this song then によって all means come par take in this contest but hurry up it ends ハロウィン eve. または U can make a spoof about it either way if u par take in this u MUST start It Immediately to have a chance to win so work fast if ur in. I was first so U have to try and 上, ページのトップへ me.
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こんにちは everyone we have a new contest

Here's how it goes あなた all know that sing All About ベース we'll we are doing a contest about that

Who ever creates the best All About ベース spoof または parody 記事 will get to decide what our 次 記事 should be about and we will make a ファン club about you

Here are the rules

You must make fake lyrics of the song it can't be a rip off it has to be original and あなた can't use your 記事 to diss または make fun of a fanpoper cause that leaves us no choice but to レポート あなた than we don't want to have to do that

You also can't copy our 記事

But feel free to share...
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1. Your grandpa's horse's dandruff is in the shower.
2. The raisins on the counter are crunchy.
3. あなた can stuff a 枕 with the ラット 毛皮 on the ソファー, ソファ alone.
4. Your nightstand is jammed with garbage from middle school.
5. Clay dust from your old arts-and-crafts project is in your AC.
6. There are a hundred roach-sized headstones littering your cabinets.
7. Your cleaning supplies are only in your closet for show.
8. People hit the gas every time they drive down your street.
9. There's a dust bunny colony in your sheet.
10. あなた don't even have much of a sheet anymore.
(At least five of these are from personal experience. Pictures would be appalling here.)
This is a true story. If anyone tells あなた it isn't true, they are lying. Enjoy the story of my amazing life. -Lonk

I have always lived in PENNSYLVANIA. I was born in Pennsylvania and raised in Pennsylvania my whole life. I still live in Pennsylvania.

One day, when my mommy named Lonk's Mom was cooking, she realized she was cooking my boots. She stopped cooking, because she realized, those were my only pair of boots. She gazed into the boiling pot and didn't care about the fact that she might burn her hand and dipped her whole arm into the pot and took out my boots. I didn't see my boots,...
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