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Hello I'm NOT the nostalgia critic, I remembered it so あなた don't have to. I've been watching NC's biggest dumba** in distress video and I thought I'd do one. Except for me it's only going to be characters that are animated and it's not only going to be female characters, there are some male characters here too. With other characters I can find at least some aspect of heroics in them except for these characters. Please keep in mind that this is just my opinion and I don't hate all of these characters. Please comments, enjoy.

10.Esmeralda(The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

I promise I'm not being biased about this, I honestly think she's a huge damsel in distress and at least hear me out. She's a gypsy who believes in equality and is supposedly a strong fight. But apparently for someone whose suppose to be all those things she really gets captured a lot. I mean first of all she gets captured によって the guards and saved によって a goat. Seriously? A goat is もっと見る useful than she is! She can't even save herself in a church when all she has to do is claim sanctuary but apparently Pheobus has to do it for her. Quasimodo helps her escape twice. Shouldn't someone who's made a living on hiding be able to escape herself? She's in distress through the whole movie because Frollo is after her. She doesn't even have to do anything during the Court of Miracles and she still gets captured. Plus we have the climax where Quasimodo has to save her from burning to death and getting killed によって Frollo. So far she's been saved によって Quasimodo, Pheobus, the preacher, the gypsies, ランダム towns folk that we don't even know, and a goat. A STINKIN GOAT! Kayley was supposedly saved によって a chicken(he didn't save her he just helped cut her free, she saved herself) and she's one of the most bada** heroic heroines in existence. Besides Kayley did get captured sometimes, but not a lot like Esmeralda, besides she was just starting out. While Esmeralda had years of practice and got captured A LOT! I mean you'd think Esmeralda would be absolutely heroic but the only time she saves anyone was when she saved Pheobus and even then all she does is throw a rock at a horse's butt, any moron could do that. But she she's basically my Jubilee(NC had her on his) because she's someone who's part of a team and not just a team it's a team of rebels. Kids 愛 a team of rebels and especially since a lot of them seem to believe in equality like she does. They're kind of like the ディズニー gypsy version of X-Men I guess. The reason she's not higher is because of that one scene during the festival of fools where she's cleverly avoiding the guards.

9.Lucky(101 Dalmatians)

I can't stand this little pup and how much of a damsel he is, is part of it. I mean how many times does this guy actually get in trouble. Even when he was born he was in danger but that wasn't really his fault. But I mean this kid never even payed attention to when they were trying to escape and just watches TV. Yeah why save your life when あなた can watch TV? Sure you'll be dead but oh well あなた can watch TV. His name maybe Lucky but he's a jinx, he causes trouble for everyone and almost gets everyone killed. I mean I'd probably just leave him because he's just going to end up getting himself and everyone else killed. It's like this kid can't even take a walk without getting into trouble. In the TV series he gets into trouble a lot too and it's all caused によって him and his stupidity. He's as heroic as a piece of paper. I mean the other 子犬 got captured too but they didn't get into trouble like he did, actually none of them did, Patch even saved them in the sequel. But Lucky man this annoying little brat isn't even worth it and that's coming from an animal lover. He's not higher because he doesn't have as much big damsel moments as the others.

8.Wendy(Peter Pan)

Yeah あなた all know that あなた can't have a damsel in distress 一覧 without her in it. She's one of the most iconic damsel's in distress there is. She starts off getting into distress when she's attacked によって the ロスト boys, thanks to Tinkerbell, and it looks so cheesy. I mean why doesn't she just continue to fly? I don't think avoiding items getting thrown at あなた would take away any pixie dust. So that was the first time she was in distress. The 次 time was that she was attacked によって the マーメイド and she actually almost died. She's not higher because in that scene she does stand up for herself but not enough for me to actually think she has any heroic in her. She's captured によって Hook and his crew and forced to walk the plank. She doesn't even try to fight for her life または the lives of her brothers または friends. She just says don't sign and die. You'd think she'd try to fight to save her brothers but no she just walks the plank without a fight. She even lets her five 年 old brother fight the pirates and she doesn't do a thing. I mean talk about a gutless and spineless character who can't do anything. She's not higher because of the thing with the マーメイド I mentioned from before.

7.Princess Pea(The Tale of Despereaux)

This girl is so weak and pathetic that she makes Princess 桃, ピーチ look like Mulan. First of all the reason she gets captured was caused によって her being rude and stupid. From the way it looks it really didn't take much of an effort to capture her. It was like picking up a pencil. Then she was tied to the ground によって a bunch of rats. Seriously? She was over powered によって a bunch of rats! She can't even break free, the ropes were tied によって a bunch of rats, they shouldn't be tied too good. Finally she's saved によって a マウス and a rat. Seriously? I mean come on that's even worse than being saved によって a goat. This is just pathetic, simply pathetic. It's a good thing she's pretty, but she's not even that pretty. The only reason she's not higher is simply because of others being bigger damsel's.

6.Chuckie(Rugrats)

Oh my gosh I absolutely hate this annoying whiny little brat, his damselness is part of it. He's always getting into trouble without any effort. Tommy is constantly having to save him and if not him than Kimi. This kid just needs to take one step and he needs saving. Every time the rugrats have an adventure he's getting into some kind of trouble where he had to be saved. Part of it is caused によって him being whiny and a coward. I mean he makes Shaggy and Scooby look like スーパーマン and Batman. He's been saved によって pretty much all of the rugrats; Tommy, Kimi, Phil, Lil, Susie, and even Angelica and Dil. Angelica is the antagonist of the 表示する and she actually saved him, that's pathetic. What's ven もっと見る pathetic is that Dil, a baby that's not even a 年 old, actually saved him. He even got saved によって Spike, a dog. He just cries and screams for someone to help him instead of doing it himself. I know he's just a toddler but Tommy can do it so he can too. I mean if he was a superhero his superpower would be crying. The reason he's not in the 上, ページのトップへ 5 is because the others have been in worse situations than him.

5.Naveen(The Princess and The Frog)

I promise I'm not just putting him here because I loath him, he's really a huge damsel in distress. He's been in distress もっと見る than any of the ディズニー princesses. He was in trouble when he got involved with Dr. Facilier, he was put in a jar, he gets attacked によって a frog eating bird, he needs saving from the alligators, he gets captured によって frog hunters, he gets out thanks to 線, レイ and tries to save Tiana but ends up needing her to save him again, he's captured によって the shadows, then captured によって the shadows again, it put in a box, and captured によって Lawrence. So all together he's been in distress ten times. TEN TIMES? GEEZ not even any of the ディズニー princesses were in distress that many times. So he's constantly getting saved によって a girl(not bad), an old blind lady, and a 火災, 火 fly. That's even worse than being saved によって a mouse. The reason he's not higher is because the others are just bigger damsel's in distress.

4.Mary Jane(Spiderman) and Lois Lane(Superman)

Every single one of us know あなた can't have a 一覧 about damsel's in distress without these two here. It's hard to decide which one of these two is もっと見る of a damsel in distress so I just gave them both the spot. Though I have to say I actually really like both of them because they maybe damsel's in distress but unlike the others on this 一覧 they're actually enjoyable characters. Anyway we all know their reason for existence, to be the 愛 interest and person who constantly has to be saved によって the main character. I mean it seems that these two should be getting paid for getting into distress. If they had a penny for every time they've been in distress they'd be some of the richest people in the world. In the スーパーマン 表示する they've even made fun of how much Lois has been in distress and even 発言しました to スーパーマン "I hate to say it, I've kind of gotten use to it". Neither one of them is very useful and you'd think they'd learn a thing または two after being in distress so many times. What is this, just a trip to the spa for them? They're not higher because as times they were useful, もっと見る so Lois.

3.Ron Stoppable(Kim Possible)

Here's a character I don't hate または dislike, I'm neutral about him. Ironic how he's here when Kim Possible is the most bada** heroic character in existence. This guy is so incompetent that he constantly loses his pants. He's usually the distraction and is always getting into distress. I think Kim might need to get a new sidekick that doesn't get into distress so much. I mean all he has to do is 移動する and he's getting captured. If Kim is ever in trouble than she can save herself with like once または twice where Rufus has to save her. Ron can't save her because every time he tries he ends up getting captured too and Rufus has to save them. So maybe Kim should 火災, 火 Ron and keep Rufus. I mean a naked モル, ほくろ ラット is actually もっと見る useful than him. He never saves the 日 and is as useful as a レモン with a paper-cut. He's basically Robin with Batman. バットマン should probably 火災, 火 Robin and keep Batgirl. He's not higher because the other two are just pathetic.

2.Giselle(Enchanted)

This chick is so annoying and part of the reason is her being such a damsel. I mean first she's in danger from the giant troll, falling from the tree, falling into the wishing-well, falling from a billboard, and eating the poison apple. She's so weak that even a stinkin シマリス, チンパンジー is もっと見る heroic and useful than her. She's even such a damsel that she can't even walk without falling and needing someone to help her. She's even aware that she's a damsel in distress "Well usually someone's there to catch me". What is this just part of your daily rue-teen? Sure she tried to help save Robert but she doesn't really do anything, it's Pip who save the 日 and in such a stupid way. She's absolutely useless and is definitely the biggest ディズニー damsel in distress in existence. She's not higher because number 1 is on the same level of being a dumba** damsel in distress as Bella Swan.

1.Princess Irene(The Princess and The Goblin)

This has got to be the weakest character in existence, this girl makes all the other characters on this 一覧 look like Kim Possible. I mean it doesn't really take much to capture this girl, all あなた have to do is use your pinky to grab her and that's all it takes. First of all she's in distress in the first few 分 of the movie and is saved によって a boy who was singing. That's right, all あなた have to do to defeat the goblins is sing, that and step on their feet. She's captured during the climax of the battle and what makes me mad is that she knows that あなた just have to sing and it'll defeat the goblins and she could've easily saved herself. But does she? NO! She just screams like an idiot. She also needs to be saved once again when she's drowning. She gets a chance to save her 愛 interest from the Goblin Prince and she ends up messing it up によって tripping and needing to be saved again. This girl is absolutely pathetic, she's even もっと見る of a dumba** damsel in distress than Bella Swan, who actually jumped off a cliff for goodness sake. I mean I'm surprised she and her 愛 interest didn't end up dying because this girl keeps on almost getting them killed. If she even moves slightly she'll be in distress. There's absolutely no competition! It's a good thing she(and all the other girls on this list) is pretty because she's really useless.
Welcome to my complete character index! Basically, over the years I've made up a lot of either my own characters, または added existing ones from shows and whatnot for the sake of entertainment and imagination.

And in this one, you'll see all of them from A-Z, as well as their history. So without further ado, let's get this night off right!

AnimuLuvr21


First Appearance: A 日 In The Life Of A ファンポップ User


(The character above is Konata Izumi from Lucky Star)

A character I made in one of my skit articles, and I do plan on using her in もっと見る articles, as long as the context fits well.

Personality is...
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posted by TheMagicLoki
Unfortunately, I have been caught up in other issues for the past week and there is thus no new カメ サンドイッチ this week. But I am 書く this to establish many things, seeing as although I didn't have much "doing stuff" time, I had plenty of time to think.

1. Despite delays individual to this week, I will have time in the future to make this work on a weekly basis, and so it will stay that way.
2. I have thought もっと見る about how video games would work with this, and decided that they actually wouldn't.
3. Between 映画 and TV shows, I want there to be some schedule for the order of them. But I also realize that I watch 映画 far もっと見る often than entire seasons of TV shows, and that a lot of people are probably the same on that. Therefore, for every month, I will select the last Tuesday to be for TV shows, and the rest will be movies.

I am sorry for failing this city (or whatever city あなた might live in) this week, but I will attempt to make もっと見る time for this in the future.
I've been meaning to do this for a while. This is a countdown, meaning that number one is the best. Also, this is just my personal opinion so keep your rude コメント to yourself. I hope あなた like it and please tell me what あなた think.
 10. Gilda Radner. A talented lady.
10. Gilda Radner. A talented lady.
 9. Maia Morgenstern. Mother of ジーザス in Passion of the Christ.
9. Maia Morgenstern. Mother of Jesus in Passion of the Christ.
 8. Robert Shaw. Ole Quint.
8. Robert Shaw. Ole Quint.
 7. Divine. 愛 him または hate him, you've got to admire his guts.
7. Divine. Love him or hate him, you've got to admire his guts.
 6. Natalie Wood. Soooo pretty! I've got a crush on her.
6. Natalie Wood. Soooo pretty! I've got a crush on her.
 5. Lionel Barrymore. A wonderful actor.
5. Lionel Barrymore. A wonderful actor.
 4. Sharon Tate. What a woman! My ultimate girl crush.
4. Sharon Tate. What a woman! My ultimate girl crush.
 3. フレッド Rogers. Big part of my childhood.
3. Fred Rogers. Big part of my childhood.
 2. G.W. Bailey. Aww, 愛 this guy!
2. G.W. Bailey. Aww, love this guy!
 1. Sal Mineo. Oh my gosh, I 愛 愛 愛 this man! The first time I saw him was on ‘Escape from the Planet of the Apes’. I’ve been in 愛 with him for many years. He's the stuff dreams are made of.
1. Sal Mineo. Oh my gosh, I LOVE LOVE LOVE this man! The first time I saw him was on ‘Escape from the Planet of the Apes’. I’ve been in love with him for many years. He's the stuff dreams are made of.
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I'm not saying this is a perfect movie.
But it's actually a surprisingly GOOD movie.

It starts off on On October 29, 1993 where the parents of Charlie Grimille record him as he is part of the SCHOOL PLAY.

During the play, Charlie is put on a fake noose, as part of the play. But suddenly the trap door opens, like あなた see in real noose sets, but it is soon revealed that this was NOT be part of the act. And Charlie is accidentally hung for real.

20 years later however, students at the same school resurrect the failed play as a misguided attempt to honor the accident.

A student named Reese Houser...
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1-Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper または self-confidence.
(Robert Frost)

2-The roots of education are 苦い but the フルーツ is sweet.
(Aristotle)

3-Education is the most powerful weapon which あなた can use to change the future. (Nelson Mandela)

4-Education is not learning of facts , but the training of minds to think. (Albert Einstein)

5-Education is not preparation for life, Education is life
itself (John Dewey)

6-Education is the movement from darkness to light.
(Allan Bloom)

7-The highest result of education is tolerance.
(Helen Keller)
When a guy flirts with other women.while out with his girl, it. may be he is just trying to be funny and charming または seem polite. または he may secretly be feeling insecure. Maybe he fears his gal is still.into her ex, または worries she may be seeing simeone else besides him. He wont come out and say his fears, so rather he tries to appear もっと見る of a stud flirting with ladies. What he may not realize is this drives a gal away and makes her feel unimportant. How would a guy like it if a gal behaved that way toward him? Does anyone have any suggestions how to deal with this obnoxious male behavior? Does a gal call him out on it? または simply walk away, as I did from a guy I loved a lot, and not call him out on it, just simply tell him, "You hurt me."?
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This is Lisa,(.) she is my friend. My mom and dad don't see her, so they say she is my imaginary friend. Lisa is a nice friend(.)
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Today I tried to plant a 花 in the yard. I tried to plant it によって the Sandbox, but Lisa 発言しました that is where her daddy is sleeping, so I planted it in a cup of dirt.
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Lisa is at school with me today. I brot (Brought) her for 表示する and tell, but Mrs. Monroe got mad, because she can't see her. Lisa got sad, so she hid the Chalkboard eraser.
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Yesterday was my birthday party. Mommy bought pizza, but no one came. Lisa 発言しました people came to the porch and...
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posted by deathding
 Let's do this.
Let's do this.
-When I go off to a restaurant/store and the lines are longer than the アマゾン River

-When I'm hungry/thirsty but am too lazy to do anything about it

-Doing the same chores every 日 of the week

-Waking up when I'm REALLY tired

-40% of the current generation for being senseless jerks with little to no knowledge of courtesy または grammar

-When someone spoils a movie I wanted to see

-When I bite my tongue/lip

-Random black-outs that interrupt EVERYTHING

-When I go somewhere just to find out that it's been closed for an hour

-Being forced to go somewhere when I REALLY don't want to

-School Days, both the anime...
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(I made this around two years 前 and never finished it so..... HERE あなた GO. XD)

(By the way, this was originally going to be a video so expect to see some *Insert Here* moments. :P Not that it matters, I doubt anyone will even read all this anyways but WHATEVER. ENJOY.)

Ah, Atari. A classic game company that made so many classic titles. Among those were some of my personal favorites, 百足, ムカデ and Millipede. First off, Centipede, released in 1981, was a vertically oriented shoot em up classic designed によって Ed Logg, who also made Super Breakout and co-developed the game Asteroids with Lyle Rains....
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#10: LUCY:
I haven't actually seen this movie, but somebody told me how stupid the ending is.
Lucy reaches 100% of her cerebral capacity and disappears within the spacetime continuum, where she explains that everything is connected and existence is only proven through time. Only her clothes and the black supercomputer are left behind.
And she herself suddenly disappears into thin air.
leaving only a text, saying, "I AM EVERYWHERE!".
It's bad enough Hellsing Ultmate pulled that line..

#9: TWO AND A HALF MEN:
I 愛 this show, but it become less and less 人気 after Charlie left. And the producers...
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I wanted to include some of my お気に入り disturbing events in history. This is only a brief overview of the events, I encourage あなた to go research them yourselves. I intentionally included a lot of the lesser known events in history.

0, Ant-walking alligator people of Hiroshima
I know this is an old 記事 that probably no one goes to anymore, but I have something I need to take off my mind. I am a little hard to disturb when it comes to military history, but this... I've been struggling with it all morning. I'll just say this, don't look it up, don't look for the pictures, save yourself the...
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posted by slenderman777
Item #: SCP-509

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-509-A and SCP-509-B are both to be contained on-site, due to their immobility. Each is to be cordoned off, and any members of the public turned away. Outside of research and maintenance purposes, no humans または pigs, living または dead, are to be allowed into either structure. Personnel may safely enter and leave SCP-509-A and SCP-509-B within four 分 of activation and while inactive.

After testing, any living humans recovered from SCP-509-B are to be trained as Level 0 personnel and assigned to minimal security positions. Personnel...
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posted by chrystea
あなた will need an object(you can carry),a yellow または white candle and pure honey(essencial).
note:this spell can be casted any time,any day.
okay,step one;light the candle and hold it in your left hand.
step2;put a little honey in your mouth(don't swallow)get a pitch of honey on the object,hold the object in your right hand,close your eyes and chant"i call upon the the dark god of magick to protect me from all negative energies and forces that may come my way,may this be my magic wand to make my wish come true so mote it be.
open your eyes,put the wand in the candle fire, let it burn for a 分 then after that use the honey to quench fire,BING BANG BOOM! it's done!have fun.
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1: Step Brothers:
The comedic duo of Will Farrell And John C. Riely, take あなた on a ride as they protray two dimwits who still act like their 14..

2: Dumb and Dumber:
It's amazing to think Jeff Danials is usually a serious actor.
He and Carrey make a perfect pair.
As Jeff dose his best to match with Carrey's, almost childlike, slapstick comedy he became famish for.
Though. Sadly this series ALSO proves how WRONG it is, to have different actors, it only succeeds in "ruining everything"..

3: Anchorman:
Will and Carol are both at their prime in this movie.
And あなた often find yourself repeating EVERY line...
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posted by Directioner3300
Once there was a ghost named Specter and he was very lonely.He had no フレンズ または anymore family members.
He was really upset.So one 日 he floated outside just to have a nice look at the scenery when all of a sudden he saw another ghost.
She was floating close to Specter and Specter was very happy!
The femlae ghost introduced herself (Spirit) and Specter did the same.
They both floated around happily in the air holding hands.
Then Specter invited Spirit to his house.
After that they 発言しました goodnight to each other and became fast friends.
The 次 日 Specter and Spirit went flaoting around at the park.When they were floating around Specter asked Spirit if she'd like to be his girlfriend.
So she yes and Specter was delighted!
So now that Specter has somebody in his life he was no longer upset または lonely.He found someone who loved him.
The End
I 愛 Cartman's border breaking troll humor.
And his cruelity to just about ANYTHING., And hypercritical 閲覧数 to everyone (especially Kyle and Token)..
But there some moments, that Cartman goes WAY too far. And down right angers me..

#5: BEST フレンズ FOREVER:
After one of Kenny's "comedic" deaths, Cartman learns that Kenny left his PSP to Cartman out of pity.
But wait after learning this, it is also learned Kenny servived.
Cartman proves his "loyalty", によって pulling the plug on Kenny, JUST for the PSP..

#4: IMAGINATIONLAND:
Cartman saves Kyle's life.
Revives him with CPR..
But sadly.
He did it.
He dose...
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