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Hello I'm NOT the nostalgia critic, I remembered it so あなた don't have to. I've been watching NC's biggest dumba** in distress video and I thought I'd do one. Except for me it's only going to be characters that are animated and it's not only going to be female characters, there are some male characters here too. With other characters I can find at least some aspect of heroics in them except for these characters. Please keep in mind that this is just my opinion and I don't hate all of these characters. Please comments, enjoy.

10.Esmeralda(The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

I promise I'm not being biased about this, I honestly think she's a huge damsel in distress and at least hear me out. She's a gypsy who believes in equality and is supposedly a strong fight. But apparently for someone whose suppose to be all those things she really gets captured a lot. I mean first of all she gets captured によって the guards and saved によって a goat. Seriously? A goat is もっと見る useful than she is! She can't even save herself in a church when all she has to do is claim sanctuary but apparently Pheobus has to do it for her. Quasimodo helps her escape twice. Shouldn't someone who's made a living on hiding be able to escape herself? She's in distress through the whole movie because Frollo is after her. She doesn't even have to do anything during the Court of Miracles and she still gets captured. Plus we have the climax where Quasimodo has to save her from burning to death and getting killed によって Frollo. So far she's been saved によって Quasimodo, Pheobus, the preacher, the gypsies, ランダム towns folk that we don't even know, and a goat. A STINKIN GOAT! Kayley was supposedly saved によって a chicken(he didn't save her he just helped cut her free, she saved herself) and she's one of the most bada** heroic heroines in existence. Besides Kayley did get captured sometimes, but not a lot like Esmeralda, besides she was just starting out. While Esmeralda had years of practice and got captured A LOT! I mean you'd think Esmeralda would be absolutely heroic but the only time she saves anyone was when she saved Pheobus and even then all she does is throw a rock at a horse's butt, any moron could do that. But she she's basically my Jubilee(NC had her on his) because she's someone who's part of a team and not just a team it's a team of rebels. Kids 愛 a team of rebels and especially since a lot of them seem to believe in equality like she does. They're kind of like the ディズニー gypsy version of X-Men I guess. The reason she's not higher is because of that one scene during the festival of fools where she's cleverly avoiding the guards.

9.Lucky(101 Dalmatians)

I can't stand this little pup and how much of a damsel he is, is part of it. I mean how many times does this guy actually get in trouble. Even when he was born he was in danger but that wasn't really his fault. But I mean this kid never even payed attention to when they were trying to escape and just watches TV. Yeah why save your life when あなた can watch TV? Sure you'll be dead but oh well あなた can watch TV. His name maybe Lucky but he's a jinx, he causes trouble for everyone and almost gets everyone killed. I mean I'd probably just leave him because he's just going to end up getting himself and everyone else killed. It's like this kid can't even take a walk without getting into trouble. In the TV series he gets into trouble a lot too and it's all caused によって him and his stupidity. He's as heroic as a piece of paper. I mean the other 子犬 got captured too but they didn't get into trouble like he did, actually none of them did, Patch even saved them in the sequel. But Lucky man this annoying little brat isn't even worth it and that's coming from an animal lover. He's not higher because he doesn't have as much big damsel moments as the others.

8.Wendy(Peter Pan)

Yeah あなた all know that あなた can't have a damsel in distress 一覧 without her in it. She's one of the most iconic damsel's in distress there is. She starts off getting into distress when she's attacked によって the ロスト boys, thanks to Tinkerbell, and it looks so cheesy. I mean why doesn't she just continue to fly? I don't think avoiding items getting thrown at あなた would take away any pixie dust. So that was the first time she was in distress. The 次 time was that she was attacked によって the マーメイド and she actually almost died. She's not higher because in that scene she does stand up for herself but not enough for me to actually think she has any heroic in her. She's captured によって Hook and his crew and forced to walk the plank. She doesn't even try to fight for her life または the lives of her brothers または friends. She just says don't sign and die. You'd think she'd try to fight to save her brothers but no she just walks the plank without a fight. She even lets her five 年 old brother fight the pirates and she doesn't do a thing. I mean talk about a gutless and spineless character who can't do anything. She's not higher because of the thing with the マーメイド I mentioned from before.

7.Princess Pea(The Tale of Despereaux)

This girl is so weak and pathetic that she makes Princess 桃, ピーチ look like Mulan. First of all the reason she gets captured was caused によって her being rude and stupid. From the way it looks it really didn't take much of an effort to capture her. It was like picking up a pencil. Then she was tied to the ground によって a bunch of rats. Seriously? She was over powered によって a bunch of rats! She can't even break free, the ropes were tied によって a bunch of rats, they shouldn't be tied too good. Finally she's saved によって a マウス and a rat. Seriously? I mean come on that's even worse than being saved によって a goat. This is just pathetic, simply pathetic. It's a good thing she's pretty, but she's not even that pretty. The only reason she's not higher is simply because of others being bigger damsel's.

6.Chuckie(Rugrats)

Oh my gosh I absolutely hate this annoying whiny little brat, his damselness is part of it. He's always getting into trouble without any effort. Tommy is constantly having to save him and if not him than Kimi. This kid just needs to take one step and he needs saving. Every time the rugrats have an adventure he's getting into some kind of trouble where he had to be saved. Part of it is caused によって him being whiny and a coward. I mean he makes Shaggy and Scooby look like スーパーマン and Batman. He's been saved によって pretty much all of the rugrats; Tommy, Kimi, Phil, Lil, Susie, and even Angelica and Dil. Angelica is the antagonist of the 表示する and she actually saved him, that's pathetic. What's ven もっと見る pathetic is that Dil, a baby that's not even a 年 old, actually saved him. He even got saved によって Spike, a dog. He just cries and screams for someone to help him instead of doing it himself. I know he's just a toddler but Tommy can do it so he can too. I mean if he was a superhero his superpower would be crying. The reason he's not in the 上, ページのトップへ 5 is because the others have been in worse situations than him.

5.Naveen(The Princess and The Frog)

I promise I'm not just putting him here because I loath him, he's really a huge damsel in distress. He's been in distress もっと見る than any of the ディズニー princesses. He was in trouble when he got involved with Dr. Facilier, he was put in a jar, he gets attacked によって a frog eating bird, he needs saving from the alligators, he gets captured によって frog hunters, he gets out thanks to 線, レイ and tries to save Tiana but ends up needing her to save him again, he's captured によって the shadows, then captured によって the shadows again, it put in a box, and captured によって Lawrence. So all together he's been in distress ten times. TEN TIMES? GEEZ not even any of the ディズニー princesses were in distress that many times. So he's constantly getting saved によって a girl(not bad), an old blind lady, and a 火災, 火 fly. That's even worse than being saved によって a mouse. The reason he's not higher is because the others are just bigger damsel's in distress.

4.Mary Jane(Spiderman) and Lois Lane(Superman)

Every single one of us know あなた can't have a 一覧 about damsel's in distress without these two here. It's hard to decide which one of these two is もっと見る of a damsel in distress so I just gave them both the spot. Though I have to say I actually really like both of them because they maybe damsel's in distress but unlike the others on this 一覧 they're actually enjoyable characters. Anyway we all know their reason for existence, to be the 愛 interest and person who constantly has to be saved によって the main character. I mean it seems that these two should be getting paid for getting into distress. If they had a penny for every time they've been in distress they'd be some of the richest people in the world. In the スーパーマン 表示する they've even made fun of how much Lois has been in distress and even 発言しました to スーパーマン "I hate to say it, I've kind of gotten use to it". Neither one of them is very useful and you'd think they'd learn a thing または two after being in distress so many times. What is this, just a trip to the spa for them? They're not higher because as times they were useful, もっと見る so Lois.

3.Ron Stoppable(Kim Possible)

Here's a character I don't hate または dislike, I'm neutral about him. Ironic how he's here when Kim Possible is the most bada** heroic character in existence. This guy is so incompetent that he constantly loses his pants. He's usually the distraction and is always getting into distress. I think Kim might need to get a new sidekick that doesn't get into distress so much. I mean all he has to do is 移動する and he's getting captured. If Kim is ever in trouble than she can save herself with like once または twice where Rufus has to save her. Ron can't save her because every time he tries he ends up getting captured too and Rufus has to save them. So maybe Kim should 火災, 火 Ron and keep Rufus. I mean a naked モル, ほくろ ラット is actually もっと見る useful than him. He never saves the 日 and is as useful as a レモン with a paper-cut. He's basically Robin with Batman. バットマン should probably 火災, 火 Robin and keep Batgirl. He's not higher because the other two are just pathetic.

2.Giselle(Enchanted)

This chick is so annoying and part of the reason is her being such a damsel. I mean first she's in danger from the giant troll, falling from the tree, falling into the wishing-well, falling from a billboard, and eating the poison apple. She's so weak that even a stinkin シマリス, チンパンジー is もっと見る heroic and useful than her. She's even such a damsel that she can't even walk without falling and needing someone to help her. She's even aware that she's a damsel in distress "Well usually someone's there to catch me". What is this just part of your daily rue-teen? Sure she tried to help save Robert but she doesn't really do anything, it's Pip who save the 日 and in such a stupid way. She's absolutely useless and is definitely the biggest ディズニー damsel in distress in existence. She's not higher because number 1 is on the same level of being a dumba** damsel in distress as Bella Swan.

1.Princess Irene(The Princess and The Goblin)

This has got to be the weakest character in existence, this girl makes all the other characters on this 一覧 look like Kim Possible. I mean it doesn't really take much to capture this girl, all あなた have to do is use your pinky to grab her and that's all it takes. First of all she's in distress in the first few 分 of the movie and is saved によって a boy who was singing. That's right, all あなた have to do to defeat the goblins is sing, that and step on their feet. She's captured during the climax of the battle and what makes me mad is that she knows that あなた just have to sing and it'll defeat the goblins and she could've easily saved herself. But does she? NO! She just screams like an idiot. She also needs to be saved once again when she's drowning. She gets a chance to save her 愛 interest from the Goblin Prince and she ends up messing it up によって tripping and needing to be saved again. This girl is absolutely pathetic, she's even もっと見る of a dumba** damsel in distress than Bella Swan, who actually jumped off a cliff for goodness sake. I mean I'm surprised she and her 愛 interest didn't end up dying because this girl keeps on almost getting them killed. If she even moves slightly she'll be in distress. There's absolutely no competition! It's a good thing she(and all the other girls on this list) is pretty because she's really useless.
posted by SymmaGirl2
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'It is an unfortunate fact that we can secure peace only によって preparing for war'
- John f. Kennedy
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'Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety - nine percent perspiration'
- Thomas Edison
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'Impossible is a word only to be found in the dictionary of fools'
- Napolean Bonaparte
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'The child is father of man'
- William Wordsworth
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The government of people, によって the people, for the people shall...
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1. When a twilight ファン says 'twilight rocks' say 'rocks made of twilight?'
2. Go up to a twilight fan, scream 'Bella! Bella! BELLA!!!! YOU'RE AWESOME!!!!' when they say 'I know right!' say 'Oh no I meant Bellatrix'
3. Ask them all 質問 about twilight that あなた can think of. When they ask why say 'I'm doing a book レポート on the most boring 本 of the world'
4. Get all the boys and twilight haters (better for them to be Harry Potter fans) to start saying 'Edward, Edwardo, Eddibear, sparkle sparkle'
5. Say that あなた hate Stephanie Meyer, she's a horrible 作者 and her 本 make want to poke...
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posted by energizerbunny
5. Avril Lavigne

Not a ファン but she's so skinny!! I've never been skinny in my whole life and will never be.

4. Sophia Bush

She's pretty. She has boobs & a butt, but is not big.

3. Kaya Scodelario

Again with the skinniness. I don't think skinny is all there is, but for someone like me who's never been skinny, it's seems nice! She also has a unique face and her eyes are gorgeous!

2. Katie Cassidy

This girl is just so GORGEOUS!! And looks so classy when she dresses up.

1. Megan Fox

Not a ファン but she has to be the DEFINITION of PERFECT! PERFECT face, PERFECT body, just PERFECT!!


Some people are just lucky I guess. <33
1.eat like 10 candys または something
2.chew lots of sugar gum
3.eat a bowl of sugar
4.listen to a song that makes u crazy
5.eat some ice cream
6.think of something crazy u want to do
7.just do nothing then if u cant take it it well make u crazy
8.go outside then do a game of base ball または swiming water and when u lose makes u go crazy
9.if ur mom tells u what to do and u dont want to do it it well make u go crazy
and finally
10.listen to a jb song then it well make u go crazy cuz u kinda hate him
LOL!
"Hey guess what?" Lauren, my best friend, 発言しました as we sat in the computer room of my house, looking at Katy Perry 音楽 videos. I looked over and answered, "What?". She pulled out a small card with a "BK" watermark on it.
"I got a $10 gift card to Burger King!" She exclaimed. "The jellybeans shall be praised!" I jumped up and immediately grabbed the keys of my car, a blue 2012 Ford マスタング, マストン Shelby GT500.
"We need to go." I begged. Burger King was one of my all-time お気に入り fast 食 restaurants. I had to go!
"Take out または dine-in?" Lauren asked, standing up. I thought for a second.
"Both!"...
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posted by ilovetowrite
How do あなた find motivation to exercise when あなた just don’t feel like getting off your butt? I ask myself this 質問 every now and then, and I have the feeling I’m not the only one.

A few weeks ago, I wrote 4 Simple Steps to Start the Exercise Habit… and the fourth and final step was to add motivation as needed until the habit sticks. This post is to help あなた with that fourth step.

There are a million ways to motivate yourself to exercise, actually, but these are a few that have worked for me. And trust me, I’ve had days when I’ve struggled with exercise. Most recently, the things...
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posted by jbiebs4evajb17
1... ask Ur teacher if u can sharpen your pen(and 表示する your pen to them)
2... when taking attendance say here for every one.
3... when taking attendance.. tell the teacher that they 発言しました your name wrong and say ur name different every time.
4.. raise your hand to ask a 質問 and say some thing ランダム like.. i like cheese... または carrots are pink... または say something obvious,,etc,,
5... raise your hand when the teacher calls Ur name say what then they say u had Ur hand up and u say no i didn't..
6... ask your teacher if u can have a bath room pass when they give it to u say never mind im all better...
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posted by katetekiku
1.Buy a kids meal, and play with the toy あなた get on the middle of the floor.

2.Fill a 靴下 with pennies, and then demand all of the 食 using the money in the sock.

3.Run through the waiting lines.

4.Buy a burger and give it to the waiter/waitress.

5.Go up to the counter, and before the waiter/waitress can say anything, say "Welcome to McDonalds. How can I take your order?"

6.Give a burnt french fry to a ランダム person across the room.

7.Buy something off the menu, like tacos または baked beans.

8.Go to McDonalds in your bathing suit.

9.Chew as loud as あなた can so everyone can hear.

10.Run inside and sing Mary Had A Little 子羊, ラム at the 上, ページのトップへ of your lungs.

11.Eat another person's 食 when they aren't looking.

12.Have a loud conversation with your friend about ランダム things, maybe even a fight (no punches though!)!

13.Rap your meal at the counter.
posted by -Wednesday-
u wudnt know if there was パン on yer head now wud u if u ask why u wudnt know if there is パン on yer head its cuz it is floating above yer head and u cant see it if the パン is on yer head which u wudnt know at less i told u and if u wud like to get it off dont try to get it off and または eat the パン that is on yer head cuz if u do u will die and to get the パン off of yer head u must go to the bottom of a pool and ask the master of crayons to remove the パン that is on yer head so u can on living without パン on yer head.....if u servived under water that long which i rly doubt u did so wen u die the パン that was once above yer head with haunt yer grave and float above yer grave like the magic floating パン it is so if i tell u that there is パン on yer head i suggest not to do anything cuz it ont even bother u at less u try to remove it yerself only the master of crayons can so just dont do anything and go on living life with a loaf of パン on yer head
One day, I was walking on the sidewalk on Walden Lane. It was 5:00 in the morning in Lakeland, Florida, and the sun was just coming up. I was whistling "Celebrate Good Times" while dancing a jig. All of a sudden, A guy zoomed down the sidewalk on his bike with his arm out, and smacked me in the face. I fell to the ground from the impact, my face throbbing.
"Watch where your going, jerk!" I yelled, clambering up and waving my fist at him. He turned, laughing at me, but then he peddled into the road and a semi truck zoomed past, almost hitting the guy. I gasped, thinking that he had been hit....
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 The キャビン
The Cabin
キャビン for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Eleven: James
    
    “She’s what?” Tori screamed, in horror. Dr. Haffer looked at her again, “She’s about 2 months pregnant.” Tori gagged. I was horrified. I looked at my hands. “She’s pregnant?” I asked. Tori was in tears again. “No, this can’t be. We…” I thought back to 2 months ago. It was that party Damian had thrown. Chelsea and I had been in love. I sighed. It was no use. She was pregnant. I bit my lip and walked out the door. I couldn’t deal with this. I would go back to the house,...
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posted by ilovetech29
1."My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him."
2."Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick, and I had her shot."
3."Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33."
4."Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating."
5."Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a 木, ツリー and misplaced his hip."
6."John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face."
7."Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part."
8."Megan...
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posted by yukikiyruu
Sleeping Beauty: Perfect for the sleepyheads.
Dolly Wholly: This name is perfect for the well-dressed girl.
Honey Bunny: Ideal for your playful girlfriend.
Cutsie Wootsie: This cute name is excellent to say when あなた are pinching her cheeks with both hands.
Pretty Eyes: If your girlfriend has crystal-clear, beautiful eyes, then あなた may call her によって this cute name.
Princess: It is a perfect name for your girlfriend, if she has that little girl spirit.
Pumpkin: This name can be used for casual moments.
Doll Face: This name is perfect for a girl with a cute face.
Beautiful: It is a simple but effective...
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hi, i'm kairi. i felt bored and just decided to give up my acquired knowledge for those of あなた who need a little help with being もっと見る 人気 on fanpop/ are bored and just feel like 読書 something.

1. consider something someone might want to take part in. some of the most 人気 回答 have to do with games または something of the sort. this is because they sound interesting to a fan, so they'll click it.

2. ask the ファン about themself. people like talking about themselves and sharing interesting stories, it's human nature.

3. think about what you're asking. think about the subject's popularity....
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EF PEPLE CONTNUU 2 WRIT LYK DIS I WILL ART FLIPIN OUT!
Translation: If people continue to write like this I will start flipping out!

....Now there's two points alone in that sentence and those points were horrible spelling and the constant abuse of the バッジ lock. Most people continue doing these two things to get on everyone's nerves. I can understand that some people 書く this way if he/she had dyslexia または someone learning to speak English and hasn't quite grasped it yet または if you're texting someone on your phone(that can be a real pain), but there's absolutely no excuse for the rest of us...
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1. Always have kindness with you. If あなた have no kindness, then you're no better than anyone else.

2. Always listen to what your フレンズ have to explain. If they have a proublem and need to explain it to you, stop what you're doing and listen to them carefully.

3. Be respectfull. Using respect will let the person know who あなた are または what they think あなた are.

4. Never curse at your friends. It will lead to arguments, breakouts, and maybe even sleepless nights または bad days.

5. Always lend a hand. If you're フレンズ are having a prouble, feel free to lend a hand for them. But remeber to ask them if...
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posted by spunkyonyx
Agapanthus africanus
Family: Amaryllidaceae
Common names: ~Lily of the Nile~ ~Blue African Lily ~ ~African Lily~

Agapanthus originates from South Africa. The scientific name refers to the Greek word ~agape~ for ~love~ and ~anthos~ for ~ flower.~

The lily-like florets clustered on a long, thick leafless stem are available year-round in purple and white.
Agapanthus is sensitive to the presence of ethylene gas. This 花 should be kept away from naturally occurring gas, i.e. ripening fruit.

Agave americana L.
Family: Agavaceae
Common Names: ~Century Plant ~ ~West Indian Daggerlog ~ ~Rattlesnake-master~...
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posted by invadercalliope
I HOPE あなた ENJOY!
dora!
boots!
come on dora!

do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
lets go!
dora dora dora the explorer!
DORA!
boots and supercool exploradora!

we need your help!

grab your backpack!
lets go!
jump in!
vamonos!


あなた can lead the way!

hey! hey!

do-do-dora!
do-d-dora!

swiper no swiping!
swiper no swiping! (oh man)

it;s dora the explorer!
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dora dora
ven, ven
dora dora la exploradora
dale con el sol pequeña dora
vamos salta tu puedes niña
consulta a tu mapa
tutu dora tutu dora tutu dora
lets go
The End!
posted by BeautysOverated
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1.    Run to the 上, ページのトップへ of the Eiffel Tower
2.    Eat snails in France
3.    Go to Hollywood
4.    Climb the Statue of Liberty
5.    Gamble in Vegas
6.    Attend a major sporting event
7.    Attempt to catch the ball at the Superbowl
8.    Drive across America –> coast to coast
9.    Go to the pyramids in Egypt
10.    Ride a キャメル, ラクダ in the desert
11.    Climb Uluru
12.    Spend...
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