Cody: (Watching movie with James)
Announcer: Hey, dumbass! Have あなた ever wanted to yell at people older than あなた によって calling them little faggots? Well, now あなた can. CrackVision presents War Fighter 13! Play through the maps consisting of forest, destroyed building, a grey building 1, grey building 3, grey building 64, and the same over-used town that has been in every game since. And, if あなた buy the DLC, あなた get fight those pussies IN FUCKING SPACE! Also, there’s a story………………. GIVE US MONEY SO あなた CAN PAINT FUCKING FLAMES ON YOUR RIFLE! War Fighter 13! It’s just like the last...

Teacher: Okay kids, so today, we will be heading to the amusement park
Cody: GAY!.... Sorry, I just needed a reason to shout that
Teacher: …. Anyway, after our successful fundraiser, we managed to make a bit too much money. Instead of giving this to charity, the board of education remembered that having a soul isn’t cheap, so instead, they decided to use the money for a field trip to the amusement park, which was much cheaper than giving all the money away for charity
Wind: Glad to know I go to a school run によって assholes
Teacher: Me too. Now, I want everyone to line up in a single file line-
(All...

Video games have a lot of easter eggs, and I mean a LOT of them. An easter egg, for those who don’t know, are little things in games that the developers put to get a good joke out of some people in order to get a good laugh, but they make it hidden is so much hard to find places, that it あなた would never be able to find it unless あなた went out of your way to get it. So, today, I want to share with あなた over fifty easter eggs that I found to be interesting. Before we starts, some rules. Only one game per franchise, just so I can make it even harder on myself. Lastly, I am including games I have...

Mario - A fat Italian plumber who sucks at his own job and has no other choice but to work as a hero in the land of キノコ drug trips and massacre every living creature in his way, including innocent カメ people, the wildlife, and even the infant son of the villain, all so he can get blue-balled in the end によって the princess.

Sonic - a blue washed-up character who has taken a brutal beating from the Sega Mafia after Sonic 06, managed to get better with the help of his fans, but the mafia wasn’t done with him, as they came back for another meeting with Sonic’s legs and a baseball bat during...

(Links to episodes 1 and 2 will be in the コメント section for those who haven't seen them yet! Although I wonder how this is going to work when we get to a huge episode count like 50....LOL)

(Hey there everyone! Jared Potts is back with another exciting installment of my own original fan-fiction series, Network 999! Sorry for the delay on this one, life was busy and whatnot. I hope あなた enjoy this episode as much as I had fun making it. ^___^)

Quick Story Recap: It is the 年 2087, and technology nowadays is extremely advanced.

The Internet (called Network 999) is also even もっと見る powerful than...

Wind: Okay, so now all I have to do is collect a bunch of stupid masks in order to kill a bigger stupid mask and save some bullshit land that I don’t even know- Why the fuck am I doing this again?
Tattle: Because if あなた don’t do something about it, I’ll force あなた to
Wind: Yeah, I’m sure a little fairy like あなた can even- (Suddenly hits him) OW! WHAT THE FUCK
Tattle: If you’re done complaining, come and help
Wind: Fine (Quietly) Fucking bitch

Great Fairy: Hello
Wind: AH! AH! AH! AH! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU
Great Fairy: I am the Great Fairy. Welcome to my fountain
Wind: Please stop staring at...

"Hello Rick... We need to talk" Governor said, revealing himself.

"About the fighting?" Rick asked 'almost' intelligently.

"No, about 林檎, アップル pie, yes about the figh-

"I was being sarcastic" Governor groaned.

"... What is that, some kind of beer?" Rick asked.

"JUST SHUT UP AND LESSON!" Governor cried angrily.

"Jeeze. Don't have your period" Rick groaned before sitting down.



"Well.. あなた and me Daryl, just like the old days" Merle said.

"Just as long as あなた don't abandon me" Daryl replied.

"When have I EVER abandoned you?" Merle insisted.

FLASHBACK:

Daryl: (seen driving)

Merle: (in front passenger seat)

Theif:...

Have あなた ever wanted to decipher a completely different language, only to find out that it was just really, REALLY bad English…. No? Too bad, because Time Travel Journal does just that. So, it’s been a while since I did a bad review. And what better way to try something new than with Time Travel Journal, deemed as one of the worst creepypastas of all time… Is it really that bad? Well, let’s find out.
So, it starts out on January 9th, 1987, following John Terry, who 発言しました that he was going into the cave nearby, saying that if anyone finds this journal, he is dead. The 次 day, John was...

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 虹 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's ヒーローズ - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland 表示する - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - アップルジャック, applejack

Now, let's begin with the intro

Intro
Theme song: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie...

~Story~

The story follows I, a young boy, who finds a cursed Kitsune mask, which grants him the ability to fight off his dangerous and evil step-brother, Giovanni, who holds the cursed and powerful Oni mask.

~Characters~

Ey

Ey is a young orphan, who never knew his real parents. He was found によって Josef and Giovanni’s parents. However, after Giovanni tried hard to ruin Ey’s life, Ey was forced to leave, with Josef leaving with him. After Josef’s death, however, Ey realized that he would never be happy with other people in his life, so he left Manhattan, and left to Autumn, a small town in Oregon....

~Story~

In the 年 1927, there is a small island town in New York named 狐, フォックス Hill. The only other contact the island has is a long bridge connected to the rest of America. However, the town had a small population, due to the town being run によって a dangerous gang known as Steam Knuckle a gang filled with steam powered robot mobsters ran によって one single mysterious man known as The Boss. During the night of February 11th, The Steam Knuckles began an attack across 狐, フォックス Hill, attacking police stations and taking over city hall. They had then blown up the bridge connecting the city to the rest of the world....

It took me THIS long to realize it? Wow Jared. -___-

ANYWAYS, I finished another fantastic アニメ the other 日 and it finally came to my head. A 質問 that haunts almost EVERY single アニメ and it really makes me wonder why they do it so damn often.

Why are SO many アニメ in schools!?

And now, rant time. :)

SERIOUSLY, WHY OF ALL THE PLACES あなた COULD GO TO WOULD あなた PICK A CLASSROOM TO 表示する YOUR アニメ IN!?

JUST THINK OF ALL THE POSSIBILITIES あなた COULD CHOOSE FOR A LOCATION!

HELL! UNDERGROUND! IN SPACE!

JIFUGWSDBILFGSFKJGWFKLSJWFHFIUSBFBWSFNHLWFN

A FUCKING HIGH SCHOOL! ^____^

NO! NO!

I mean, it doesn't...

Wind: (Walks through a city, hearing about all sorts of crimes like murder, and robbery, and kidnapping) Just another 日 in the city.
Teens: (Talking with each other and laughing) And so I 発言しました to him “N***er, f**k you, and I’m white, so it was funny (Other’s laugh) And then I called him gay. The ultimate insult
Wind: God, this world is filled with a bunch of idiots. Everywhere I go, some stupid high school student is going around, talking about homosexuality, the male reproductive organ, または insulting African American culture so badly, that the Klan would think that their race is really...

Now, what is a guilty pleasure film? Well, it’s those 映画 that is hated, weather によって fans, critics, または the world in general, but あなた just can’t help but love. So, today, I will be talking about my ten guilty pleasure movies. Now, MY guilty pleasures may be different from YOUR guilty pleasures, so please, don’t try and insult me because of the choices on this list. Now, with that said, lets start the list



#10: ターミネーター 3: Rise of the Machines - After the epic Terminators 1 and 2, ファン were hyped for the 次 one in the series… And they ended up hating it. They 発言しました that it wasn’t...

Now, every Zelda game has one または two characters that あなた can interact with. However, there are those characters that あなた just want to stay away from at all time. Now, remember, this is only my opinion. If あなた like these characters, then that’s just difference of opinion. With that, lets start the list



#10: Fi from Skyward Sword - Now, Fi is lower on the 一覧 because she tries to help you. However, she can help a bit too much at times. Whenever the blantient obvious happens, like when あなた pick up a rupee または are fighting enemies, she will always come and give あなた アドバイス that あなた already...

Now, there are lots of weapons in video games. Swords, axes, guns, and many more. But, does anyone here think of Chainsaws the very 秒 they hear about video game weapons? Not really. So, today, I am going to talk about the Chainsaw Wielders in video games. The rules are as usual. Only one game per franchise. Now, lets start the list



#10: Antonio Montana from Scarface: The World is Yours - Now, I know that Tony is a movie character, and not a video game character. But, this video game’s first mission is the last scene in the movie… and it has a fucking tiger in this...

Now, I am just gonna put it out there. I am not a ファン of WWE. Sorry, but I’m not. All I see when I watch it are some guys beating each other up for peoples entertainment. It’s like Roman gladiators… but with a lot less death. But, I am a ファン of Harry Potter… the 本 anyway. Never got around to watching the movies, and I only read the books. They were great 本 that had great characters and weaved a good story. But, well, あなた wanna know why I hate crossovers. Because of shit like this. Harry Potter Joins the WWE… Great. Also, the 作者 states that this story is fiction. Oh, that’s...

Now, a while back, I made a 一覧 about some of the most disturbing things in the media. It was pretty messed up, but, then I looked into it…. and there are EVEN もっと見る disturbing things in the world. So, I am going to talk about some of the もっと見る disturbing things in the media, によって what I have seen at least.

#10: Lavender Town from Pokemon Red/Blue - Now, when あなた think of Pokemon, あなた think of- No, wait, Pokemon is well known for having some of the creepiest shit this side of Hannibal Lector. From houses with a little girl who was murdered によって a Darkrai, to Pokemon that suck the life force out...