QuikPiks are a side part of NikPiks that I do when I write 記事 that are much smarter than the usual and when I want to get a point out there quickly. So if I have a topic that I will spend less than an 時 working and editing on, well, this is what to expect.

Let’s talk about Saints Row, preferably 2. Now for those who may not have played the franchise, あなた may think, “Saints Row? あなた mean that lame GTA rip off that just turned into pure insanity that everyone grew to hate”. But me, an intellectual, would tell you, “Of course not.” But it’s fair to think that. Saints Row did...

You know, I don’t get to talk about the Ace Attorney franchise nearly enough as I’d want to. That could just be because I didn’t get to play a majority of the games until way later, so they didn’t stick with me as much as one specific game. This is not that game, but it was the first to impress me in a long time. It may not be the best, but I still 愛 it, dammit. And that is the fifth game in the main series, Dual Destinies.
Dual Destinies takes place a few years after the last game, Apollo Justice, where the law is in shambles, with crooked lawyers just looking for victory and...

So, Halo 2 was a pretty good game, I don’t think anyone will deny that. But I always realized something. There was a two at the end. So where could I find a copy of the first one. Every retailer I went to as a kid had Halo 2 everywhere, but little copies of Halo 1. And then, one day, I finally got my hands on it. And it was even better (In some ways).
I think the reason I liked Halo 1 better than Halo 2, despite Halo 2 clearly being a step up, both graphic wise and variety wise, was just how mysterious and mystical Halo 1 felt in a way. The game opens up with Master Chief being woken...

Another movie changed up this week and this one isn’t technically a cult film. Boy, now the schedule is useless and the name of Cultober is useless. That being said, who wants to talk about Halloween, a franchise that hasn’t had a good movie since the first one forty years ago. Well, low and behold, we may have gotten something great. After years of bad sequel after bad sequel, could 2018’s ハロウィン finally be the film we’ve been waiting for? Let’s find out. Also, this is a spoiler free review, so don’t worry.



The film takes place forty years after the events of the first...

SeanTheHedgehog: *Sitting at a 表, テーブル in front of a laptop* Twas a long time ago, longer now than it seems, when a movie called The Nightmare Before クリスマス was released. And then twenty three years later, Overwatch was created. If あなた haven't seen a combination of Overwatch with The Nightmare Before Christmas, I'd say it's time あなた begin now.

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A scare カラス spins around clockwise as the wind blows. We are on the Hollywood map, decked out in ハロウィン decor.

Reapers: *Singing*...

*Mikey was finishing up at the bar. He was cleaning the glasses, his eyes on his reflection. Though he kept a perfect facade of a friendly and charismatic man, he wasn’t sure what he was anymore. His eyes were locked onto the single wine glass he was cleaning, until he was brought back to reality with the sound of the familiar voice again. He turned toward the voice, and sure enough, it was Sally again.*
Sally: Hey, Mike. Busy as usual, I see
Mikey: Yeah. Just about done for the night
Sally: Is that so?
Mikey: Yeah. I was going to head on out after this
Sally: Hey, if あなた aren’t too busy, maybe...

~Story~

In 3045, humanity has been enslaved によって a The Master Race, a race of chrome robots that are powered from the knowledge of humanity's smartest humans. Humans who were deemed as “Rotten” to the Master Race, they were sent to work in constructing God’s Eye, a large compound above Earth where other members of the Master Race from across the globe can meet from this one structure that is connected to every country in the world. The smarter humans known as “Source” are placed into small chambers where they are put to sleep and imagine themselves in a world before the Master Race came...

Oh, man, this is is gonna kill me. Yep, everyone, its another fanfic. A Napoleon Dynamite one. Now, I have not seen the movie, so I don’t know who または what the characters and setting is, but あなた don’t have to watch the movie to know this fanfic is crap. But, enough with me talking. Lets read Napoleon Dynamite 4: Napoleon is Dead…. WHAT HAPPENED TO NAPOLEON DYNAMITE’S ONE THROUGH THREE!?
So, it starts with Napoleon and Pedro walking to school. Pedro tells Napoleon that he has to run away and runs away… And like that, all sense this story could have made was thrown out the fucking window....

あなた know, one of these days, Adventure Time, and Regular Show, the only カートゥーン on cartoon network I can stand, will be run out of ideas and be cancelled one day. However, one 表示する that will never ever get cancelled, and will be there to laugh in our faces when those shows are cancelled, is the Cartoon Network abomination, Johnny Test.
Now, this 表示する started out on the WB Kids channel, but, then, after it shut down, all of there shows went into some sort of テレビ limbo. And, guess what, Johnny Test was the only 表示する saved によって Cartoon Network, even though there were , I don't know, MUCH...

Now, people have been talking about the クリーピーパスタ called the Tails Doll, which is a doll of Tails from the game Sonic R, and if あなた play the game, Tails Doll will come and kill you. Now, I think its time I tell あなた all that this story sucks. Or, もっと見る importantly, the story in which it came from, titles Tails Doll: My Story.
So, the story starts where a kid badly wants to play Sonic R, and we reach our first problem. Someone wants to play Sonic R, one of the worst Sonic games ever made, if not the worst. Hell, Screwattack 発言しました it was worse then Sonic Free Riders, Sonic Labyrinth, and even Sonic...

Oh look, its Jeff the Killer. Jeff the Killer. Jeff the motherfucking Killer. Yeah, well fuc あなた あなた overrated prick. あなた suck.
Incase no one noticed, I fucking hate the Jeff the Killer story. I do. I really do. And why. Well, its a fucking disaster, that's why. It is poorly written, and there was no effort put into it at all. Lets start with that Jeff's brother gets arrested for defending himself. And the court instantly finds him guilty. What kind of fucking trial is that. The court system in Phoenix Wright are better then this fucking place.
Also, when Jeff gets set on fire, I'd like to point...

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 虹 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's ヒーローズ - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland 表示する - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - アップルジャック, applejack

Now, let's begin. Spike was helping Twilight train with her magic.

Spike: Come on Twilight, あなた can do it.
Twilight: Man, shut the fuck up, and stand still. *Uses magic to give Spike a mustache*
Spike: *Looks at himself in a mirror* This is awesome. Now I can ask Applebloom out.
Twilight: Wait, I thought あなた liked Rarity....

People say that My Immortal is the worst Fanfic ever. Yes, its bad. I mean really bad, but no, it is not the worst. That is The Pokemon Story. Fuck, My Immortal isn't even the worst Harry Potter fanfiction. Yeah, I was surprised to find a fanfic worse then My Immortal, but I'm surprised I found a worse Harry Potter fanfic. The story in 質問 is Lucius and Draco Malfoy in Squick... Don't know what Squick means. Don't worry, あなた will after this review and you'll regret it in the end.
So, we start of with Lucius being disappointed in his son, Draco, and is going to punish him. Okay, so it doesn't...

Vroom in the Night Sky is considered によって many to be the worst game on the 任天堂 Switch, let alone one of the worst games ever. Developed によって Poisoft, a studio that clearly doesn’t speak English, Vroom in the Night Sky was once a Wii U exclusive, but was able to crawl it’s way out of the bargain bin console and onto your 任天堂 Switch. I want あなた to let that sink in. Trash like Vroom in the Night Sky was able to survive the Wii U and yet Wonderful 101 remains trapped on there. This was the game that was considered better than Vroom in the Night Sky. May god forgive us all.



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Well, this is a first of many, I feel. Fray, a game によって the studio Brain Candy, an indie team that had passion for this game, this online multiplayer that anyone could get into. Fray was a game set in 2098 in a cyberpunk setting, あなた play as one of three giant corporations that want complete control over the Earth’s virtual communication system, and hire four soldiers to take out the other companies. Cyberpunk settings were always some of my favorite, so I was interesting in playing this game. So how is it? Well… It’s nothing. あなた can buy this game off Steam right now, but I wouldn’t...

Willy Wonka and the チョコレート Factory was one of my お気に入り films as a kid. A classic film starring Gene Wilder filled with adventure and whimsy… We’re not talking about that one. The Tim バートン remake, Charlie and the チョコレート Factory, which felt もっと見る drab but at least the visuals were nice… also not what we’re talking about, technically. The video game, Charlie and the チョコレート Factory for PS2, published によって Warner Bros. Interactive, who now own the Mortal Kombat license. Weird, mentioning Mortal Kombat in each 記事 thus far. The game was developed によって High Voltage Software, who...

EPISODE 1:

I reread my old reviews.. I didn't really give this 表示する the proper justice.. There's actually SO MUCH I can say about it.. I just didn't know at the time..

Hellsing is one of the FAVOURITE animes of my opinion.. And even than, I'm very mixed about this show.. I'm just not really a big アニメ fan.

Today.. I review episode one..

I don't know what I disliked about episode one the first time reviewing it.

But yeah.. Episode one is actually fucking awesome!..

We are opened up with Sera's as a police officer..Fight.. In my opinion a pretty interesting villain.

That is his only known name.....