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…. I suck at keeping a schedule



Would it even matter calling this SWERY 月 at this point? It’s もっと見る like the SWERY Marathon. I apologize for this busted 尻, お尻 schedule. Needless to say, I am going to stop with these big 月 long events because I can’t seem to pull them off properly no matter how hard I try so I’m not gonna be celebrating these things for a month. I will have special events still, sure, but just nothing that has a dedicated schedule. Maybe just four things in a row. And with that said, we 移動する on to the final game in the SWERY horror roster. We had many games on here. Deadly Premonition was a wacky, insane yet charming thriller that I always come back to, and The Missing was a genuine piece of 書く and legit horror from SWERY. And the less 発言しました about Extermination, the better. So we finally come to the game that started this entire marathon, the game I waited for the most out of any on this 一覧 and the game that I will be ending this marathon on. Deadly Premonition 2: A Blessing in Disguise.
I’m honestly shocked that this game came into existence. I mean, I’m really happy it did, but still, it’s so surprising that it was even able to happen. With もっと見る time and a larger budget, was SWERY able to work out some technical kinks with the game? Well… yes and no. We’ll get to them when we get to them. For now, let’s start with the story. The game is set in 2019 in an apartment in Massachusetts. We follow two lackluster FBI agents, Aliyah Davis and Simon Jones, as they investigate a drug of red dust that has been spreading, turning people into mindless husks and driving them crazy, the 情報源 being that of the Greenvale Case that York worked on, where they meet Francis Zach モーガン, モルガン in his apartment to ask him questions, where he tells them of his first encounter with the Red Seeds, in the town of Le Carre in Louisiana, where he finds himself once again in a sea of murders and strange incidents. So in short, this game is both a sequel and a prequel. The Aliyah questioning segments taking place in 2019 where the Le Carre segments where あなた play as York take place in 2005, three years before the events of Deadly Premonition 1, and this is a unique way to go about a sequel and I kinda 愛 it. But that’s just the premise. Can the game really live up to that?
Well, this game has a lot of things that I think it does better and does worse. First off, let me just say I 愛 the modern 日 segments where あなた play as Aliyah questioning the old, senile and sick Zach in his apartment (Also the reason I call him Zach is for numerous reasons. You’ll have to play the first game to understand). I know a lot of people can’t stand these segments because they drag on, but look, I loved both of Suda’s Silver Case games despite having little to no gameplay and being mostly dialogue based and I 愛 the long periods of just talking in Tarantino films, because those things, along with Deadly Premonition 2, manage to make the dialogue interesting. One strength that Deadly Premonition 1 had is that when the 書く wasn’t being batshit insane and fucking stupid, it could be so interesting that あなた are invested によって the dialogue. SWERY is one of those writers that just knows how to write interesting dialogue, be that for the bizarre tone of the conversation, the strange philosophy of the characters, American society seen によって the eyes of a wacky Japanese man, または just because the words they use are so interesting, it all manages to keep my attention, and these segments are brimming with amazing dialogue. The dialogue is as good as a Metal Gear Solid game, I would say, though instead of Hideo Kojima 表示中 how much he knows about political trivia, あなた got SWERY 表示中 how much he knows about 映画 and American trivia, and it’s not too bad. I genuinely get a kick out of hearing about the different kinds of 映画 that York watches, how Cajun 食 is this combination of a dozen other cultures just tossed into a pot, the 説明 of culture in Louisiana. I genuinely never had much thoughts on Louisiana, just thought it existed for Mardi Gra and bayous, but after playing this game, I got a hunger for some Cajun 食 and wanted to experience the deep south. This game just manages to keep my interest through dialogue alone and I 愛 it. And don’t worry, it still manages to be weird and stupid at times as well to keep it interesting.
The characters in this game are their own blend of crazy. Sure, you’ll have a few regulars here and there, but oh man, the characters that are here are so crazy that they almost come off as normal, especially if あなた live in small towns. あなた got a hotel manager who also acts as the chef and bellboy and hotel owner, each with their own personalities, あなた got an old woman who focuses on superstitions and is always bowling all the time, a local priest who is also the town doctor who makes drums out of cans and animal skins, an angry short man who runs a crawfish farm, even a gravekeeper who thinks he’s an alien, a character with no importance to the plot that あなた can miss entirely. There aren’t as many characters to interact with in Deadly Premonition 2 and I didn’t see them go around town as much as I would’ve liked, but the ones that are here have their own unique charm to them that あなた can’t help but enjoy. And あなた do have one Patty Woods, a little girl who acts at York’s assistant throughout the investigation to level out the insanity. She’s always there to call people out on their weird bullshit and make jokes. At first I was so sick of having her around, but I then really grew to find her quips at York’s insanity to be hilarious. And of course, if we’re talking about characters, we gotta discuss York. I thought he was a charming guy in the first game, but now he is made even better here. あなた can see his transition from this baby blue eye’d young man with a smile that could melt even the coldest hearts to this pale, miserable old man who laughs at morbid things and has full intent of killing whoever was responsible for all this. But either way, he always has his strange personality quirks to keep him being the same York we loved. Always talking about 映画 and in もっと見る capacity this time, messing with Zach in his free time, discussing the joys of coffee. This man, he feels like a real man. That smile, that’s the smile of a real man. I 愛 him.



But the game isn’t perfect. I mean, it’s a SWERY game, of course it’s not. But I wanna get through the issues I do have first and foremost so that we can discuss the stuff that I do love, truly, again. And… we’ll get to the major one soon. First off, this game is glitchy. As fuck. Let’s get the big one out of the way that あなた have most likely heard of. The frame rate. Yeah…. It’s bad. Inside buildings, it’s not too bad. あなた can 移動する it around with ease and it’s fine. But outside. Oh my god, it’s a fucking slideshow. It fluctuates from “Bad” to “Oh my fucking god, it’s terrible”. And this wouldn’t upset me too much if not for the fact that あなた spend most of your time outside. I have heard, however, that they managed to massively improve the framerate, so that's good. But I could くま, クマ through that, even if it made me a little ill. What I can’t handle are the 読み込み中 times. あなた will see a 読み込み中 screen pass for a solid 分 before あなた start moving again. They go on for way too long and, I get it, the game’s gotta load. But holy shit, a solid minute? This is giving me PTSD from the 読み込み中 screens on the 360 version Dead Rising 2. I haven’t heard word of that getting fixed. It’s no deal breaker, but I wish it was shorter. Another thing are the quests in this game, major and side both. The major missions aren’t too bad. But there are moments where they start to drag, like when あなた gotta go and pick up three items for a character, one of the items being in one specific unmarked spot on the map and another only being sold on a Monday, and I didn’t hear this until Wednesday, so I had to spend a full week sleeping the days away until Monday to get it. It was just a slog. And then they have the gall to send あなた out to get three もっと見る items! And the other world is just not as fun as the first game. And yeah, I liked the other world in Deadly Premonition 1. Yeah, the combat wasn’t great, but at least the levels changed and felt like unique levels with their own layouts, designs, and puzzles to them. The three worlds あなた go into in Deadly Premonition 2 are just the same red corridors each. And they go on for so long until あなた reach the boss. Oh yeah, Deadly Premonition has bosses in this game. Depending on your skills, they can either be easy with a lot of health または あなた can destroy them in literal seconds. It’s kind funny, but it does ruin the tension of these fights, so I personally never upgraded my gear for these reasons alone. Other than the level デザイン itself, everything else feels improved. The combat is a lot もっと見る in your control now, even giving あなた access to the Psycho Gun, a sick name for a weapon that just turns your arm into a gun, and the enemy design, while only three enemies, is vastly better than smiling human. Sure, the creepy janky movement is gone and I would go so far as to say that Deadly Premonition 2 is even less of a horror game than the first because it’s just too clean now rather than janky and dirty, which worked in the first games favor. But hey, it’s better. But the side quests, ugh.
I did not enjoy those at all. They mostly consist of あなた going around, collecting items, shooting 動物 for their Skins(スキンズ) and returning them to the person for a miniscule reward. Sometimes あなた don’t even get the reward and instead just another sidequest that will task あなた with getting もっと見る items. Yeah, I didn’t enjoy these very much and just kinda gave up halfway through. There aren't many rewards to warrant going out of your way for it. While あなた may think you’ll struggle with cash at the start, they hand money out like it’s candy, much like the first game, and あなた will always have enough money to buy 食 and bullets and such. あなた only get the one gun, so there’s no weapons, あなた rarely find yoursel starving または sleepy with the amount of coffee あなた get and the fact that the restaurant in the hotel あなた live in is always giing あなた food, which あなた will always afford because あなた always have money. あなた see what I mean? The game doesn’t have much tension. To be fair, neither did the first game when あなた could shove an endlessly respawning supply of lollipops into your gullet until you’re satisfied. But I will say, in doing the sidequests, it was much easier to get around town thanks to it. Sure, there’s the fast travel, but it helps that the town is much closer together than Greenvale, where あなた could spend half an 時 driving around to get rom place to place. Where as in Le Carre, あなた only spend five to ten 分 driving. または rather, skating. Yeah, there’s no car in Deadly Premonition 2. There’s just a skateboard. And I 愛 it. あなた can go anywhere あなた want off road, あなた can whip it out whenever the hell あなた want, and the 音楽 that plays is just a wacky good time. All I can say is Francis York モーガン, モルガン better be the guest character in the upcoming Tony Hawk Pro Skater Remake または I’m gonna be upset.
But, then there’s the 象 in the room. If it was just the glitches and the awkward gameplay mechanics, people would go, “Yep, that’s Deadly Premonition” and call it a day. But then we get to the controversy of the game. Then we get to Lena Dauman. Lena Dauman is a transvestite woman who is a major part of Deadly Premonition 2’s story, and is basically a moral in that it’s okay to be whoever あなた are, no matter what. There’s no shame in being gay, transexual または anything, but あなた are still a human being. And with that respect should also come respect for the lives of others around you, and that doesn’t justify doing horrible things. The reason why I bring this character up is because I thought they handled the transexual theming appropriately, with York being sickened によって transphobia in the south and getting angry that the thought of people having this mindset, saying that the south has problems with accepting people. But it comes when the game drops the original name of Lena when she was born a man. And that is where people have issues. For those that aren’t familiar, for transexuals, when they transition, they change their names, and leave their old name behind. This is known as deadnaming, and it is seen as offensive to some. The game I talked about a 年 ago, The Red Strings Club, got into some trouble for this as well despite being a pro-gay game. But SWERY didn’t know this. No one in 日本 has this mindset. There’s no deadnaming in Japan. When あなた bring up a person's name, that is how they refer to the person they once were, not meaning to offend. So when SWERY got blasted online, he apologized and made it his intent to patch out the deadnaming as soon as possible. But of course, gaming journalism jumped on that and called the game “Transphobic” and that “York as a transphobic character and worst game of the year”. I can’t get too made because we all know that game journalism is a fucking joke, but the fact that they took this as transphobia, when three years prior, SWERY made probably the most pro-trans game out there, far もっと見る than whatever Steven Universe fanfiction they were reading. It just pisses me off that every single 記事 about Deadly Premonition 2 only focused on this one thing. I won’t lie and say there’s no stigma against gays and transexuals in Japan. In fact, it’s huge and to deny that there is is naive and stupid. But I assure you, the last person to be transexual is fucking SWERY.
Okay, so with that out of the way, that’s pretty much all my gripes with the game. I will say that it has some issues along with some ways that it improves on the original game, be it combat, world design, world transportation, all that, while the first game still beats out this game in it’s own way. I’ve heard some reviewers say that if あなた liked Deadly Premonition 1, you’ll 愛 this game, but if あなた hated 1, you’ll hate this game. This was a game made only for Deadly Premonition ファン または ファン of this kind of style. And yeah…. I’d agree. Deadly Premonition is niche. It is extremely niche and made only for people interested in that stuff. And that’s why I 愛 it. It has so much passion put into it. This could’ve just been a quick cash grab to get money off of the cult following of the game, but they didn’t do that. I hate to use the term cash grab to describe a game because it’s so tired, especially in a greedy, soulles industry like this, but that is how some sequels can be. But Deadly Premonition 2 was handled with the same 愛 and care, または miscare depending on how あなた look at it, that the first game had. And it is a game that knows how to end a character arc. This was the perfect send off for a character like York and Zach. It was the best way to end their story of the Red Seeds, of the other world, and of all the strange shit that happens in the world around them. I couldn’t ask for a better ending for two chucklefucks. Would I like there to be a Deadly Premonition 3? Perhaps. But not with York and Zach. At least not as the main characters. They have finished their story and any もっと見る with just be needless fluff, I think. While Deadly Premonition 2 drags in a lot of ways, the もっと見る I thought of it’s ending, the もっと見る I thought, “This game is something special”, and it is. A sequel to a game that reviewed poorly and only had passionate ファン to keep it afloat that would’ve been ロスト due to the publishers owning the rights, much like what happened to SWERY’s other game, D4: Dark Dreams Don’t Die. But instead, he got the rights back, was able to make a game, and despite all the technical issues and backlash, was able to put out the game that could satisfy fans, to some extent. Even if some of them are a lot もっと見る stubborn than others, there are those that 愛 this game, myself included. We may never get a game like this again, so I’m glad I could enjoy it myself. And I will always look up to Hidetaka Suehiro as a mad genius along with the likes of Goichi Suda, Yoko Taro, Shinji Mikami, and Keiichiro Toyama. Deadly Premonition 2: A Blessing in Disguise, a name that it truly lives up to.
And that’s it for SWERY month. I thought I would never get this thing done. And yet, I’m sad to see it end. I’ve grown fond of these strange titles that SWERY makes and I look フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして to see what he does in the future. I hear that he and Suda51 and Keiichiro Toyama are working on a game called Hotel Barsalona, which will be a horror game. Not much info is out sadly aside from the name and the partnership, but…. With names like that, I’m excited. I hope that this marathon has gotten あなた at least mildly curious to check out a few of these games. Deadly Premonition 1 is on Xbox 360, PS3, Steam and Switch right now. The Missing is on PS4, Xbox One and Steam. Sadly, Deadly Premonition 2 is currently a Switch port as of the time of this article, so you’ll have to wait for that one. And fuck it, didn’t talk about it, but D4 is on Xbox One. Check these games out if あなた enjoy weird story telling like I do. With that said, I hope あなた enjoyed this look into this strange man and I hope あなた look フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして to a less insane piece of work in the future.


Another Tim Schaffer game on the 一覧 and only so long after I just talked about Brutal Legend. I am aware that Schaffer games have a really weird style of creativity and humor to them and are always meant for a もっと見る niche demographic. And I am in that demographic. That said, this is Psychonauts, a game to kinda break the mold of the niche… maybe. Probably. Not really.
Psychonauts follows the character Rasputin, または Raz for short, who is a Psychonaut in training, special agents who use the power of their mind to do incredible powers. With these powers, Raz has to stop a conspiracy in...
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So a friend of mine got me thinking the other day, who would win in a battle? An immortal demon who can stop the fabric of time itself, または a blue little 雌犬 who's got some burners on him?

...Needless to say, the victor wasn't Sonic. But then I started thinking to myself. I came up with an idea. An awful idea. An awful, awful, awful idea!

*Insert Obligatory Grinch Image Here*

But in all seriousness, I'm here to end the ディベート once and for all. To see who would TRULY win in a DEATH BA-

BE QUIET! あなた wanna get sued, kid?

Uhhh. in a....BATTLE OF DEATH! Yeah, that's it. Thanks man!

 Anytime, mate.
Anytime, mate....
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Hello, everyone, and welcome back to Hidden Gems. Now, how many of あなた know Sega? Okay, now how many of あなた know Sega for anything besides Sonic the Hedgehog? A few of you? Alright, now how many of あなた actually owned a Dreamcast? Probably very few. Well, that’s understandable. Coming at the worst possible time, the Dreamcast was such a commercial failure. So naturally, being a poor child, I had one of them, along with a Gamecube, and wouldn’t get the Xbox and PS2 until much later. I loved all these consoles, but the thing that I loved about the Dreamcast the most was the game Jet Set Radio....
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Elisabeth Hasselbeck: Now that we’ve uncovered that this game Dark Soul is the reason for the Craigslist killing, what else has this game done to our society?

Steve Doocy: It’s a good 質問 because for so many years, we never knew this game existed. Now that we do, it seems like the perfect answer as to why video games are ruining America.

Brian Kilmeade: Well, look closely at the title. It has dark right in the name. Clearly this game has some racial overtones that probably has inspired a lot of video game playing racists. It really speaks to how out of touch gamers truly are.

Doocy: Video...
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“Can あなた lose your virginity if あなた fall”
I don’t know. Jump off a cliff and then tell me what あなた learn.

“Does looking at a picture of the sun hurt your eyes”
You have to look pretty damn hard for that to happen. But によって that point, your eyes will be dangling from your skull…. So technically, yes

“My girl swallowed after oral and now I am worried that she’s pregnant”
Well, you’d better be awaiting the baby to be coming out of the mouth than

“8===D Is this a shovel または a crying smiley face”
Oh あなた innocent minded, stupid boy.

“Can あなた actually lose weight によって rubbing your stomach”...
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Now, I 愛 horror movies. Their easily my お気に入り genre of film. Sadly, it is also the genre of film that has some awful movies. Then there are the 映画 that aren’t even close to being scary. In other words, these are the worst horror 映画 I have ever seen. Now, some rules. First off, only 映画 that I have seen, so no Blair Witch Project 2, Manos: The Hands of Fate, または Monster a Go-Go. Also, only one movie per franchise, so, with that said, lets start the list

#10: Nightmare on Elm 通り, ストリート - Now, before あなた all say that this movie was scary, yes, I agree. Nightmare on Elm 通り, ストリート was...
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Now, guess what........... There is a クリーピーパスタ about Lil Wayne..... Just fuck it.
So, this story starts with Lil Wayne freaking out because people keep asking about his secret, which he won't tell anyone. So, the main character asks and thinks he has better luck...... He doesn't. But, for some stupid reason, Lil Wayne's agent decides to tell him, but at a different place. So, he takes the main character to a recording studio and tells him the..... First, off, I must prepare あなた all for the stupidest thing あなた will ever hear. Okay, so, the reason why Lil Wayne is so talented is because he made a deal with the devil to be a good rapper. And if he tells anyone this secret, he will lose his soul......... WHAT!? Thats the fucking plot twist? That's the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard. あなた know what, screw it, thats all I got. Honestly, nothing really happens in the fucking story anyway, so, fuck it, I'm done. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
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Trail 1
The Warehouse Incident

Prologue


Cole Phelps- I should have known it was you

???- I knew you'd find out eventually... Well, Detective Phelps. I'm afraid this is where it ends

Cole Phelps- No... Get Back... AAAHHHHHHH (Whack) (Whack) (Whack) (Whack) (Whack)

???- He he he he he. Now all I got to do is put the blame on that stupid guy





January 19, 11: 53 a.m.
Wind Waker Guy's Room

Wind Waker Guy- Hmm, What should I do today. All I've done yesterday was play Mario 64. Guess I could play Mario 64 DS
Phone- Rrriiiiiiiinnnggggg
Wind Waker Guy- This is Wind Waker Guy
Kebora Gebora- Hoot. Hoot. Wind Waker...
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So let’s just get this out of the way. 鉄拳 is my お気に入り fighting game franchise ever. I 愛 playing 3 in the arcades, I had a real fun time looking at the tournaments for 鉄拳 7, and I can safely say that my お気に入り so far, the one that really got me invested in the franchise, was 鉄拳 Tag Tournament 2 (That’s some good alliteration)
Tekken follows a simple plot in pretty much every game. The Iron First tournament, または the 鉄拳 tournament, hosted によって the president of the Zaibatsu Mishima Organization, Heihachi Mishima, in order to gather the best fighters so Heihachi can...
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*Hannah was still in disbelief at what her father had said. Yet, no matter what, even though he had lied to her for so long, even though he had done something unthinkable and unforgivable, she couldn’t bring herself to hate him. She just couldn’t do that. She looked at Drew, silently, before walking over and hugging him, for the first time in a long time. She remained close to him, not wanting to pull away, trying her best to hold back tears.*
Hannah: I-It’s okay dad. I understand
*Drew wanted to tell Hannah that it was not okay. What he did could never be taken back, and he knew that....
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Before I say anything, I want to start this off によって saying that there is nothing, and I mean nothing, funny about a school shooting. School shootings are some of the worst things that can happen in our society, and bearing witness to such a travesty makes me worry for the safety of others and makes me feel terrible about the victims and their families and friends. So, tell me why in the name of god my principal wanted to turn a school shooting in my school into a goddamn Three Stooges act. Now, I am sure he didn’t intend to make it sound incredibly stupid, and he does in fact care about student...
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Chuck: Ready to go, Katey
Katey: Yep
Stacey: The military's coming
Chuck: Good. Nothing can possibly go wrong
(Meanwhile, with the military)
Boykin: OKAY, あなた LITTLE GIRLS! NOW, THE OPERATION IS SIMPLE! KILL ALL ZOMBIES, AND SAVE THE SURVIVORS! NOW, 移動する OUT
Soldier: Well, nothing can go wrong (Gas comes)
Soldier 2: Egh. Who fucking farted?
(Zombies change into gas zombies)
Soldier 2: Well.............. Shit (Gets killed によって zombies, as well as the other soldiers)
Boykin: (Talking to dying soldier) Don't あなた die on me, あなた little bitch. Get up. I 発言しました get up
Soldier: (Dies)
Boykin: あなた FUCKING PUSSY
(Meanwhile,...
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David Cage, the creator of many famous games of the 最近 era. A man who is 発言しました to be one of the most creative minds in gaming right now. And yet, no matter who あなた ask, there is only two opinions on this guy. There’s the people who like David Cage and then there are the people who don’t. And I’m one of the people who don’t. Welcome to an episode of Content Cuck. And this is the David Cage and Quantic Dream rant article. I’m here to discuss all the flaws of every Quantic Dream game, yes, all five of them, and talk about the flaws of David Cage, from the self centered behavior to...
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(This 記事 contains disturbing content, disturbing violence, blood and gore, and inappropriate sexual themes, あなた have been warned.)


There are a lot of very disturbing things out there in the world. Though many people have different opinions on what disturbs them and makes them uncomfortable, there are always things that leave people uneasy and completely shocked. So, I want to share with あなた five もっと見る things that I have found that I find to be the most disturbing. Now, あなた may not find these as disturbing as I do, so if あなた wish to 表示する me things that あなた yourself are disturbed by, then...
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We all know how overused zombies are. They are in movies, tv shows, videogames, books, but rarely do we see them in anime. It’s weird. But, in the 年 2010, we got an アニメ known as Highschool of the Dead, which showed the classic zombies that was seen in 映画 like Night of the Living Dead. The zombies were slow and lumbered, but were huge in numbers. This アニメ had a lot of scenes like this.



Like this.



And even this.



But, the zombies aren’t what make Highschool of the Dead so recognizable. No, if you’ve seen this anime, you’ll mostly recognize it for scenes like this....
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Holy shit, this one is a bit of a nostalgia trip. I remember watching Mucha Lucha when I was a kid and loved it so much. It was probably where my interest in masked wrestlers came from, that and WWE of course. Now is the 表示する good? Eh, debatable. You’d have to have a nostalgic 愛 for it to appreciate it, but hey, I watched all episodes of The Nutshack. I have zero shame. So yeah, here’s the Mucha Lucha game on Gameboy, Mascaritas of the ロスト Code. Another published game によって Ubisoft, but developed によって Digital Eclipse Software, who worked on all sorts of ports of old arcade games. You’ve...
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Deal または No Deal? Yeah, I choose no deal. Okay, we got the obvious joke out of the way, now let’s get on with the introduction. Deal または No Deal, a game 表示する that I have no knowledge of. Despite living with my grandma who watches game shows all the time, I never really caught her watching any Deal または No Deal. Now The Prices is Right, that is a video game I would play. I have no knowledge of the show, what it’s about, または what made it so 人気 to get a video game. It’s not uncommon for game shows to get a video game based on them. I mean Jeporedy and Family Feud get video games all the...
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Let’s talk about third-party Wii games… Everyone’s favorites. Okay, so I’ve already mentioned a few Wii games like キノコ Men and the No もっと見る ヒーローズ series, and Madworld. While those are indeed good underrated Wii games, I am aware that there are a multitude of bad third party Wii games. But あなた know what isn’t bad? A good old fashioned JRPG for the Wii. And no, it’s not Xenoblade Chronicles, so if あなた were expecting that, then prepare to be disappointed. No, today, we are talking about the other Wii JRPG: The Last Story.



The Last Story is a game for the Wii that was made...
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TREVOR AS VEGETA:

SCENE ONE:

Trevor: (learning Carly is pregnant) Huh, this is a new feeling: pride in someone else... Unfortunately, it's overshadowed によって all this UNYIELDING RAGE!

SCENE TWO:

Michael: Dave.. I think Trevor knows about Brad.

Dave: Really?.. How did he feel.

Michael: Hard too tell.. He literary screams everything.

SCENE 3:

Trevor: (losing it in his trailer, after learning about Brad) They called me crazy! They ALL called me crazy!.. But I'll 表示する them! I'll 表示する ALL of them! Right Carly!?.. (talking to the volley ball from Cast away, but with Carly's face on it), (the ball falls over,...
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 Art によって Deathding
Art by Deathding
I remember a time when horror 映画 didn’t use found footage to describe they’re movies, and how Paranormal Activity brought it back and it was everywhere, forever making horror ファン motion sick. Okay, I don’t hate found footage films. I 愛 Cloverfield, and it was a found footage movie. However, found footage movies, at least to me, tend to be pretty bland. It’s why I wasn’t really a ファン of Paranormal Activity. But I think the movie that started it all would have to be Blair Witch Project.



Okay, so maybe Blair Witch Project wasn’t the first to do the whole found footage...
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