Windwakerguy430 Article: I put ten 名言・格言 from Abridged Frieza

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#1:
Goku: (puts his hands up, preparing a spirit bomb)
Frieza: (not aware of what’s happening) What are あなた doing now?
Goku: … Stretching.
Frieza: In the middle of our fight?
Goku: …… Yes.
(from distance)
Piccolo: What’s going on? He’s just standing there with his hands up.
Krillin: Wait a second.
Krillin:(Goku and Frieza and hear Krillin, cause he’s screaming as loud as possible) HE’S USING THE SPIRIT BOMB!
Frieza: The Spirit whats-it-now?
Goku: (thinking) Oh no.
Piccolo: Would あなた stop screaming.
Krillin: (still screaming) THE SPIRIT BOMB IS THE ONLY THING THAT CAN KILL FRIEZA!
Piccolo: (Mad at Krillin’s stupidity) Shut up!
Krillin: Too scared!
Piccolo: Dammit!
Frieza: (about Krillin) What’s that fool going about now?
Goku: He’s talking about… Ghosts.
Frieda: What do ghosts have to do with this!?
Goku: Everything.
Freeza: … That's stupid.. You're stupid!.. STOP BEING STUPID!

#2:
Frieza: Why aren’t my men 表示中 up!?… Oh, they're dead... WHY ARE THEY DEAD?!?!

#3:
Frieza: So... we've been flying for about 20 分 now... got any family? ...Because if so, I probably killed them.. (Neil remains silent) Oh, I know! How about a good old fashioned joke? How many Namekian’s does it take to screw in a light bulb?.. Their whole race! One to screw in the light bulb, and the rest to die... And then the other one dies too. (Nail remains silent) Stop ignoring me!

#4:
I have to admit; This is new, monkey. This is definitely new. But a monkey is still a monkey, and I've killed plenty in my day... Millions. Literally millions. (Goku remains silent) What's the matter? Run out of quips? Cat got your tongue? No もっと見る words to flail? (Goku maintains silence) あなた think now that you're this so-called Super Saiyan that you're better than me, Lord Freeza? (Goku continues to maintain silence) WELL, YOU'RE NOT! I own you! I own your planet! I own this planet! In fact, FUCK THIS PLANET!!

#5:
Frieza: Oh please, if I'm as evil as あなた say I am then let God strike me down where I stand. (gets hit によって a lightning bolt but is unaffected) HA! Nice try jackass! 次 time give it your A-game!

#6:
Frieza: (last words) If I had any single regret for the countless horrific events that have transpired in my wake... It's that I'm dying.

#7:
Krillin: We’re from earth.
Frieza: Oh, good. I'll stop によって there on the way home; pick up some 宇宙 eggs, some 宇宙 milk, an- BLOW IT THE FUCK UP!!

#8:
Frieza: Good Lord, I was led to believe your race survived entirely on water! How is he so fat?!

#9:
Frieza: (seeing stupid 孫悟空 is) How do あなた function!?

#10:
Frieza: Oh, によって the way.. Not dead.

Roy Earle.. Most hated LA Noire character (and this is WHY)

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Go See Ghostbusters または Else You're Sexist - Lyle McDouchebag

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Why Wind Should NOT Visit Resident Evil 4

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Wind: So, I get to go on a vacation to Spain, huh. This shouldn’t be so bad. I was getting sick of being in Ponyville all of the time anyway

Wind: Okay, I have no idea where I am going
Gonado: (Stares at Wind)
Wind: Uh…… Can I help you?
Gonado: (Speaks Spanish)
Wind: …….. Okay (Walks off)
Gonado: (Picks up an axe and follows Wind)
Wind: Well, that guy was a damn freak
Gonado: (Swings the axe at Wind’s head)
Wind: Goddamn it. Not again (Bend down to tie his shoes)
Gonado: (Misses, losing his balance, and falls off of the cliff)
Wind: Huh, wonder where that weird guy went

Wind: (Locks himself...

Wind's Story Time: Wind and His Brothers Act Like Idiots and Pretend Sword Fight

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We all do something to spend time with our siblings. Either it’s having a fun conversation with them, playing with them, または just hanging out with them. What did me and my two brothers do when we hung out? We beat the living shit out of each other on a daily basis. So, when our little sister was still in elementary school, and my older brother still lived with us, we watched this 表示する called Deadliest Warriors, where two different warriors from the past would be tested with their strength and then they would fight to the death to see who would win. It’s kinda like Death Battle if it was...

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Everything Wrong With Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker in 10 分または Less

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(Note: This is based off of CinemaSins Everything Wrong With series. Also, this is just nitpicking. I do this out of 愛 for Wind Waker)
You will first notice that this game was made in 2002, and considering that the 星, つ星 Wars prequels were made around this time, あなた can tell it wasn’t a very good year
Well, it’s no wonder the town was attacked. The Triforce is just lying in a field right out in the open
Why does this village only have one horse
Man, when did Ganondorf get a bad case of crispy-burnt skin?
This game really loves shoving Ocarina of Time in my face, huh
So, the hero never came?...

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What's Your Take - 記事 191 - Harry Potter Joines the WWPee

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Now, I am just gonna put it out there. I am not a ファン of WWE. Sorry, but I’m not. All I see when I watch it are some guys beating each other up for peoples entertainment. It’s like Roman gladiators… but with a lot less death. But, I am a ファン of Harry Potter… the 本 anyway. Never got around to watching the movies, and I only read the books. They were great 本 that had great characters and weaved a good story. But, well, あなた wanna know why I hate crossovers. Because of shit like this. Harry Potter Joins the WWE… Great. Also, the 作者 states that this story is fiction. Oh, that’s...

Wind Waker Abridged: The After Adventures - Episode 2 - The Sword is Mightier...

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Link: Well, what's next
Tetra: We need to meet the island swordmaster, Orca
Link: Orca? あなた mean that creepy old guy?
Tetra: Oh come on Link. How bad can he be
(Later, in Orca's Dojo)
Orca: Oh, こんにちは Link. It's been a while
Link: Uh... こんにちは Orca.
Orca: So, あなた want some candy. It's over here. Just step into my basement and-
Link: Actually, I'm here for for あなた to teach me a new 移動する so I can leave
Orca: But why would I teach a little kid a dangerous move
Link: (Holds out underpants) because children's パンツ says differently
Orca: Okay, I'll teach you
(A few 分 of preparation later)
Orca: Okay, Link....

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Here's a クリーピーパスタ like story I once made (Completely Serious and unhumorish)

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CANNIBAL WEREWOLF

Cannibalism. It's very rare these days, not very often, do we see the event of people eating other humans, for the for strong hunger, または simply cautiously, of what it's like. But one man, Davis Madden, is a Cannibal, and he takes pride in it. He is a very horrorible man, and is very hungry. But because Cannibalism is most likely illegal, he is usually on the run. However he eventually made a pack of cannibals, lead によって him. Now they are searching around, looking for unfortunate victims. They found their way into a small village.

Joining the night, they all had knives and hatchets,...

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What's Your Take - 記事 96 - Attack on Titan Abridged.... WHERE IS IT

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Now, if あなた know me, あなた know that I watch Abridged series. One of my お気に入り would be Dragon Ball Z Abridged and Hellsing Ultimate Abridged. However, all of these were made によって TeamFourStar, so they are pretty much abridged geniuses. However, there is one Abridged that, sadly, didn't go anywhere. That is Attack on Titan Abridged.
Now, this one had probably the longest first episode out of any other TeamFourStar series. And they used there time VERY well. All of the comedy is perfect in this. From dark to slapstick humor. This abridged used all of it. Another likable thing is the characters....

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Sonic X Abridged - Episode 1

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Sonic X Parody - Episode 1

The following is a non profit ファン based parody. Sonic X is owned によって 4Kids and the Sonic Team. Please support the official release

Robot 1: And I was like, “That’s what she said”.
Robot 2: Ha ha, that joke never gets old
Robot 1: Yeah. Anyway….. Wait, did あなた hear that
Robot 2: (Turns to see something running at them) Oh shit
Robot 1: Okay, don’t worry. We were created for this very purpose. We can do this. Shoot him (Fires at thing)
Sonic: Get out of the way (Jumps over robots)
Robot 1: ……………….. Shit
(Meanwhile)
Droid 1: Dr. Robotnik, it appears-
Eggman:...

Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Abridged - Part 15 - Finale

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Ganondorf: Ha ha, no doubt my giant black guard killed Link. (Laughs)
Tetra: I honestly could care less about him
Ganondorf: Now, nothing can stop-
Link: There あなた are, あなた fuckign cheater
Ganondorf: Goddamn it, I have..... wait, what is that...... あなた hold the final triforce piece
Link: Yeah, so wha- (Ganondorf slaps Link)
GanondorF: I'll be taking that (Picks up Triforce piece) Yoink. Finally, I have all three pieces (Giant Triforce appears) Ha ha ha. I did it. I got the Triforce. I'm so happy, I'm actually not going to kill あなた all
Tetra: Really
Ganondorf: (Laughs) No, your all so fucked
Link: Hey,...

Honorable characters who died WITHOUT honor.

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JOHNNY KLIBITZ:
In my opinion. Johnny was the best protagonist. He's so fun to use.. And he's actually quite relatable in most ways. Coarse. This also goes for Niko, but that's anouther story.
Anyway. After his once best friend, Billy Grey had finally ロスト his mind and Johnny having had to put him down.
Johnny was in charge of the lost.. But he became a meth addict, and all that made him badass we're removed, because if it weren't I'm pretty sure Trevor and him would of been easily matched in a fight. But instead, Johnny was too gullible, and it cost him his life. And Trevor. Knowing they would...

Windwakerguy430 VS Memes: Episode 1 - Slender Man

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Hello everyone, I am your host, Windwakerguy430, I am here to 表示するあなた memes from all over the internet and I shall decide if the meme is Fine または Foul. Today, we will be looking at the famous entity known only as Slender Man. Now, before we can talk about Slender Man, we need to talk about the origin of how he became just a picture to one of the biggest internet celebrity. On a フォーラ known as Something Awful, a user 投稿されました a picture of a group of kids with an odd looking man in the back. The タイトル of the 写真 was known as Slender Man. Since then, he started getting もっと見る and もっと見る famous.
The...

What's Your Take - 記事 76 - Saving 分 Wastes Time

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How odd is it to read a fanfic based off a commercial. Pretty odd. But if it's good, then I'm all for it... But, what if that fanfic has rape and incest... That's the Saving 分 Saves Money fanfic.
Seriously, how does rape come to mind when あなた write a fanfic based on a cellphone commercial. Well, fuck, someone did it, and, surprise, surprise, sur-fucking-prise, some one did, apparently.
So, it starts with our character, Brad, getting yelled at によって his mother for wasting minutes. Well, so far it is accurate to the commercial. Soon, Brad gets pissed and throws his mother onto the floor. And...

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What's Your Take - 記事 70 - JUST A F**KING JOKE

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(I'd like to thank Canada24 for this recommendation)
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. It's just a joke. Just a Joke. JUST A FUCKING JOKE!!! Today's fanfic is Just a Joke.
Now, this is a Smosh fanfic. Now, I enjoy Smosh. It is a very funny internet series and I really enjoy it. But.... We get Just a Joke. From every chapter, I was fucking sick to my stomach.
So, this is a sjipfic of Ian and Anthony. And, it is not just sickening, but it is fucking boring. When the story isn't making あなた vomit, its making あなた fall to sleep. And, this is one of the stories I really didn't want to finish....

The Final Episode of Saten Twist Adventures

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Saten is trying to do tryouts for a play, the coach becomes frustrated with poor acts, Saten's rival sabotages performance and gets him cut.

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Saten returns home, angry, Sword calls to him from a vent in the house where he was trapped chasing a dropped piece of Skittles candy, and if Saten gets him out he'll help in return.

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BEDROOM / Sword had escaped.

Sword: I use to do characters and back before I met あなた guys (shows scrapbook) I was half of the most 人気 ventril-agrgah act in the world....

Weeaboo Uprising - Samurai Western (PS2 Cents)

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Western films, 映画 about the freedom of the uncharted west of America, where man could make their own rules. And the samurai film, 映画 about warriors that fight and die with courage and honor. So what if some Hollywood smuck 発言しました “Let’s put them together”, and put them together they did. The story of a samurai in an old west setting is nothing new. Putting an outdated group like the samurai in an era where 銃 were prevalent to see how they can stand toe to toe with outlaws and gunslingers has been around since the 1971 film Red Sun, yet very few games were made of it. The only...

NikPiks QuikPiks - Saints Row 2's Cinematic Genius

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QuikPiks are a side part of NikPiks that I do when I write 記事 that are much smarter than the usual and when I want to get a point out there quickly. So if I have a topic that I will spend less than an 時 working and editing on, well, this is what to expect.

Let’s talk about Saints Row, preferably 2. Now for those who may not have played the franchise, あなた may think, “Saints Row? あなた mean that lame GTA rip off that just turned into pure insanity that everyone grew to hate”. But me, an intellectual, would tell you, “Of course not.” But it’s fair to think that. Saints Row did...

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In-Indie - VA-11 HALL-A: Cyberpunk Bartender Action

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あなた know what’s a setting that indie developers really seem to like? The cyberpunk genre. I’m not complaining, I 愛 that stuff too. But I have like three games played that are cyberpunk, and I am pretty sure I have もっと見る waiting to be played that are also taking place in that setting. And naturally, I thought I would review the one I played first on here before the others. And low and behold, it is one that many people have talked about before, VA-11 HALL-A, pronounced Valhalla.

VA-11 HALL-A is set in a cyberpunk world, where corporations decide the fate of humans, where everyone...

Cultober Past Midnight - Ranking The 31 映画 of Cultober, Worst to Best

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Oh boy, we still got some Cultober to go through, everybody. または at the least, we’ve reached the ranking moment for these movies. I think we had a good haul this season. We had a few goodies, a few mehs, and some trash in the mix. But it was mostly a good first year. So let’s talk about the movies, talking about the worst ones and then making our way to the good ones, and what I recommend for ones viewing pleasure. Oh, and I will be rating this film on a ten outta ten scale, 5 points for how scary または spooky the film is and another 5 for how enjoyable it is. So there’s a chance I may like...