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#1:
Goku: (puts his hands up, preparing a spirit bomb)
Frieza: (not aware of what’s happening) What are あなた doing now?
Goku: … Stretching.
Frieza: In the middle of our fight?
Goku: …… Yes.
(from distance)
Piccolo: What’s going on? He’s just standing there with his hands up.
Krillin: Wait a second.
Krillin:(Goku and Frieza and hear Krillin, cause he’s screaming as loud as possible) HE’S USING THE SPIRIT BOMB!
Frieza: The Spirit whats-it-now?
Goku: (thinking) Oh no.
Piccolo: Would あなた stop screaming.
Krillin: (still screaming) THE SPIRIT BOMB IS THE ONLY THING THAT CAN KILL FRIEZA!
Piccolo: (Mad at Krillin’s stupidity) Shut up!
Krillin: Too scared!
Piccolo: Dammit!
Frieza: (about Krillin) What’s that fool going about now?
Goku: He’s talking about… Ghosts.
Frieda: What do ghosts have to do with this!?
Goku: Everything.
Freeza: … That's stupid.. You're stupid!.. STOP BEING STUPID!

#2:
Frieza: Why aren’t my men 表示中 up!?… Oh, they're dead... WHY ARE THEY DEAD?!?!

#3:
Frieza: So... we've been flying for about 20 分 now... got any family? ...Because if so, I probably killed them.. (Neil remains silent) Oh, I know! How about a good old fashioned joke? How many Namekian’s does it take to screw in a light bulb?.. Their whole race! One to screw in the light bulb, and the rest to die... And then the other one dies too. (Nail remains silent) Stop ignoring me!

#4:
I have to admit; This is new, monkey. This is definitely new. But a monkey is still a monkey, and I've killed plenty in my day... Millions. Literally millions. (Goku remains silent) What's the matter? Run out of quips? Cat got your tongue? No もっと見る words to flail? (Goku maintains silence) あなた think now that you're this so-called Super Saiyan that you're better than me, Lord Freeza? (Goku continues to maintain silence) WELL, YOU'RE NOT! I own you! I own your planet! I own this planet! In fact, FUCK THIS PLANET!!

#5:
Frieza: Oh please, if I'm as evil as あなた say I am then let God strike me down where I stand. (gets hit によって a lightning bolt but is unaffected) HA! Nice try jackass! 次 time give it your A-game!

#6:
Frieza: (last words) If I had any single regret for the countless horrific events that have transpired in my wake... It's that I'm dying.

#7:
Krillin: We’re from earth.
Frieza: Oh, good. I'll stop によって there on the way home; pick up some 宇宙 eggs, some 宇宙 milk, an- BLOW IT THE FUCK UP!!

#8:
Frieza: Good Lord, I was led to believe your race survived entirely on water! How is he so fat?!

#9:
Frieza: (seeing stupid 孫 悟空 is) How do あなた function!?

#10:
Frieza: Oh, によって the way.. Not dead.
Video games have a huge variety of enemies. Some range from simple and weak, like Halo’s Grunts, some range from pretty hard but fun like the Black Knights from Dark Souls, and some are just fun to attack. But then… there are THOSE enemies. あなた know the ones, the ones that seem to only exist just to piss the player off, due to how annoying they are. Yeah, those ones. So, today, I want to share with あなた all the enemies from video games that brought me the worst kind of pain possible. First, some rules. Only from games that I have played, so no Falcons from Ninja Gaiden. Also, only one enemy...
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There are a lot of endings in video games. They all usually end happily, with the main character beating the bad guy, and saving the world. And, as a fictional world where things end well for everyone, we all like to see good triumph over evil. But, in the world of video games, there are just some moments that don’t care about the good ending. Sure, the good ending is right there, but what if あなた can’t get it. What if, no matter how hard あなた try, あなた can’t get that good ending, resulting in a bad ending または even the worst ending possible. And that’s what this 一覧 is for. So, let us...
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こんにちは THERE, I'M DAN DUMBASS! :D THE ONLY HUMAN BEING IN THE WORLD TO BE AN EXACT REPLICA OF EVERY GODDAMN TROLL EVER!

........THAT WASNT A COMPLIMENT, WAS IT?

SO APPARENTLY THERE'Z THIS 表示する NAMED MIR-MER-ME-RAI NEK-NIKEI? WAIT A MINUTE, I GOT THIS! I SWEAR, UH.....

MER-MIRAI-MIRAIAH? NICK-NEI-NI-FUCK IT! FUTURE DIARY!

THIS 表示する IS SO AMAZINGBALLZ! :D THE CONSEPT IS SO GOOD, DA VOICE ACTIN IS VRILLIANT, AND DAT THEM SONG IS SO GOOD!

THIS 表示する IS SO GOOD! :D GOODGOODGOODGOOD I DONT KNOW ANY OTHER POSITIVE WORD OTHER THAN GOOD! :D

SO DA STORYZ ABOUT DIS SCARY CAT GUY NAMD I CANNOT AND WILL NEVER BE...
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Back when I was still a stupid kid who got injured on a daily basis, I thought that after getting shot in the back and breaking my foot, I couldn’t hurt myself any worse または in any dumber ways…. I was wrong. I could easily harm myself in ever もっと見る worse and even もっと見る dumber ways than either asking to be shot with a BB gun または try to do an Ollie when I knew jackshit about skateboards. So, how is this 次 injury dumber and もっと見る dangerous? I tried slicing フルーツ with a キッチン ナイフ while holding the フルーツ in my hand…. I am not making this shit up, I was honestly that stupid. あなた would think...
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Hello, everyone, and welcome to Wind’s Story Time. Today’s story; Wind and Pneumonia.
So the earliest memory I ever recall having is when I was only three years old and I had pneumonia. Yeah, what a great early memory. I remember getting this from walking outside in the snow without proper equipment. Needless to say, I thought it was just a cold… Oh, was I wrong. Instead, what happened was that I got one of the worst fevers ever. For those of あなた with the flu who think あなた got it bad, trying being a walking hazard zone at the age of three. I’m not even kidding, I was literally a quarantine...
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Wind: Okay, Professor, I think I’ll take a Charmande-
Gary: I WANT A SQUIRTLE
Wind: Okay, nevermind. I’ll take a Baulbasua-
Gary: I WANT THE CHARMANDER
Wind: Screw it, give me a Squirtl-
Gary: I WANT THE BULBASAUR!
Wind: Okay, あなた know what, screw it. I’ll just buy a Pokeball and find some ランダム Pokemon in the 草 または something (Leaves)

Little Girl: Hey, あなた looked at me funny
Wind: Well, duh. You’re a spoiled brat who thinks she owns the whole dirt road. I’m obviously not gonna look at あなた like you’re a human being with rights
Little Girl: I challenge あなた to a battle
Wind: Um… Okay (Enters...
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Komoli: Hey, あなた want to play my game
Link: Uh... no
Komoli: Please, play my game........ No one does. Please play it
Link: Fine...... Give me fifty rupees
Komoli: Okay
Link: Really?
Komoli: Yeah, I don't give a shit. As long as あなた play my game
Link: Okay (Plays game) Well, this was... a surprisingly fun game
Komoli: Hey, thanks. Hey, can あなた help
Link: And I was just starting to like you
Komoli: I need あなた to go and find my new employee. His names Baito
Link: Okay
Komoli: あなた can't miss him. He's outside... and he's the only guy here other than あなた who isn't a bird person
Link: Got it
(Later, outside)
Baito:...
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Nate: (Helps Emma into the car)
Emma: (Dials number on phone)
Chris: Oh, come on. I thought あなた went in to get your stuff back)
Nate: Chris, this is serious
Chris: I am being serious
Nate: Nevermind, we got to get to a 安全, 安全です place
Chris: Well, I have a suggestion.
Nate: Do あなた really または are あなた just being stupid as usual
Chris: No, totally serious. It's a place owned によって Mickie
Nate: あなた mean your pot dealer
Chris: I never 発言しました he was clean. I just 発言しました the place was safe
Nate: For Gods sake- Fine
Emma: (On phone) Hey, dad. Things are really bad here
Nate: (Dad...... Oh crap. Right. Him)

(January 12th........
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Everyone, I have good news and bad news. Good news is that we are at the last of the Sonic.EXE series......... The bad news, is that this one is the worst of the bunch..... IT's Sally.EXE.... ugh.
So, it starts with this guy saying he never watches Sonic テレビ shows, however his お気に入り character is Sally, a character who only appears in the television. Wow, not even ten 秒 in and I hate this story already.
Also, I like to point out that this story takes notes from Sonic.EXE, in other words, its the same fucking thing as Sonic.EXE, just with Sally. It is literally the same fucking...
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King of Red Lions: We did it Link. We collected all eight pieces
Link: ABOUT TI- (Ahem) I mean, about time. So now what
King of Red Lions: Now we head back down to the sacred realm
Link: Now wait, before あなた do this, あなた should warn me when your going to go into- (Boat goes under water)

Link: GODDAMN IT
King of Red Lions: Anyway, あなた should check on Zelda
Link: Oh, right. How long has it been exactly
King of Red Lions: Um............. about a week
Link: ............... oh shit

Link: Tetra, are あなた still alive
Tetra: It's about time. I've been stuck in this goddamn place for weeks. I'm cold, hungry, and...
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Hello everyone. Today, we will be looking at the meme Forever Alone. Now, before we talk about what it is, lets get a little history.
After the Rage Guy, this was the 秒 of the rage comic characters to appear. He appeared as a character in a 4chan comic known as April Fools and it shows him as a disappointed または lonely person. However, he didn't gain popularity until he appeared in his 秒 comic known as Prom FUUU, which soon gained hundreds of fans.
After that, Forever Alone began to flood rage comics all over the internet. He was shown. He is shown to use humor in the suffering of people who are still single.
Now, it is time for the score. The final score for this meme is a Fail. I'm sorry, but I just feel as though that this meme is a little overused. If it wasn't used so much, I may not hate it, but sorry, I do. That's it for this review, I will see あなた all 次 time
Oh, Pokemon. It was one of the things I loved so much in my childhood other then Zelda. IT has its own games, toys, trading cards, TV shows, manga, and, in this case, ファン fictions. This 表示する had ロスト of fanfictions. Some good like No Antidote, the Pokemon Rebellion, and The Midsummer Knight's Dream. Then there was the bad ones like Pokemon Ultiment (Yes the spelling of Ultimate was messed up on purpose. That's how its spelled) Forever Mine, and Darkest Night........ Then..... There's The Pokemon Story.
This has to be, without a doubt, the worst fanfic I have ever read. Worse then Trixie's Funhouse....
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I'm just going to say it, I hate Saints Row: The Third. Now, there may be some people who know this game, unless あなた play Grand Theft Auto. Now, Saints Row used to be good. Saint Row 1 was a fun game, and then came Saint's Row 2 which was even better. But, then came this abomination, known only as Saint's Row: The Third. Why do I hate this crappy game. I'll give あなた ten reasons. (They will not go in order of how I hate them. They'll just be random)

10: Activities: In the Saints Row games, there are activities あなた can do to earn あなた respect and cash. In Saint's Row 2, we had lots of fun ones....
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The 年 is 2013. Fresh off of the threat of the end of the world in 2012, the political climate is getting pretty hot, and Adam Sandler graced the world with Grown Ups 2. Truly a horrible time to be alive. But hey, at least we got Pacific Rim. That was a good movie. But worst of all, カートゥーン on TV were fucking lame. Nothing of interest was on, and it didn’t help that Adventure Time was on Season 6 and Gumball on Season 3, which were both just… ugh, a mess. Hell man, even Regular 表示する had it’s issues. But then comes a new challenger, Rebecca Sugar, with her own cartoon. A cartoon that...
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So remember back when I reviewed Fable II that I liked both of the first Fable games and how I am not a true L337 Gamer as a result? Well, this is the other of the two Fable games, Fable the first, または Fable: The ロスト Chapters, as I have never played the original Fable, または Anniversary for that matter.
Fable: The ロスト Chapters has a story as unoriginal as the sequel. A young boy’s village is burned down and he goes to train and become a hero in a world where people need ヒーローズ to do things. As he goes about these tasks, he later gets involved with a quest that involves immortal deities,...
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Back when I was going around to different movie rental places and libraries, I would always rent video games, and one of my most frequently rented games was the original Max Payne. I never played Max Payne 3 and only a few parts of Max Payne 2, so I don’t know what they are like, but after playing so much of the original Max Payne, I’m actually kind of curious to play those games.
Max Payne follows the character… Max Payne, a hard boiled New York detective with the most noir thing ever, dead family. As he investigates the new drug Valkyrie, he is framed for the murder of a fellow...
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あなた know, though I have been reviewing horror games for a while now, it’s been awhile since I reviewed a horror, または at least, a horror-themed rail shooter. The last one being a 年 ago, and that was… Rock of the Dead. Kind of regretting my look on that game, to be honest. Which is weird, because there are a few good horror rail shooters out there. Hell, House of the Dead was made on that premise. That and bad voice acting. But hey, speaking of bad voice acting, Resident Evil is a pretty good horror game franchise. (What a shitty segway). So, when あなた put the two together, what do あなた get?...
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