Wind: (Sits at a coffee shop, drinking black coffee)
Person: (Talking on phone) Hey, did あなた hear what the news 発言しました about the middle east? Yeah, total terrorists. Without a doubt…. Evidence? It’s the news. Clearly they know what they’re doing.
Wind: (Annoyed groan as he walks out of the shop)
Wind: (Starts putting papers around the town)
Hannah: Wind, what are あなた doing?
Wind: I’ve got an important message to tell everyone
Hannah: Wind, every time あなた give out some sort of message, people either get angry, get hurt, または a very screwed up combination of the two
Wind: Well, that’s what happens when the stupidity inside people starts to fade
Hannah: Wind, to you, everyone is stupid
Wind: Because people are. Don’t あなた agree that there are idiots everywhere
Hannah: No. あなた just think everyone but あなた is an idiot because あなた don’t like the things people do. That’s what opinions are
Wind: But what about people who actually give a shit about politics
Hannah: Again, that’s your opinion. To you, those people are idiots. But to them, they think it’s an interesting thing. And besides, あなた really shouldn’t talk to people about politics. They get rather touchy about that subject
Wind: Who cares. I can’t stand a world filled with people who act dumb and just plain terrible because they have power and money. That’s why I do the things that I do.
Hannah: So, あなた yell at people and then make them start a riot because あなた don’t like how the world works
Wind: Yes. The world is full of corrupt, greedy, idiotic assholes that think they can avoid everything because they’re rich and are dumb enough to not worry about other worldly problems because they’re so ignorant due to what they learn in the media and online and just do whatever they find to appeal to their simple minds. I just do these things, not because I hate this world. I mean, this world is pretty much the only one we get. I just want things to at least get better. And if I don’t say something about it, well, shit, who will.
Hannah: Well….. That’s kind of a justified way of putting it. But are あなた sure that people won’t get upset over this
Wind: Trust me, I’m sure that nothing bad will happen
Wind: (Standing at a podium as people stand in the center) Attention everyone, I have an important message-
Person: Hey, where’s the free food. I came here being told there’d be food
Wind: I lied to get あなた all here. There is no food. Now listen up-
Person: No food!? You’re telling me I skipped out on breakfast just to come here and not get food. I want food, goddamn it!
Wind: Everyone, please shut the fuck up so I can talk
(People start to get angry)
Wind: Ah shit. Not again
(People start running towards Wind)
Wind: Crap (Looks at an Emergency Wine Glass 次 to him) (Picks up the Emergency Wine Glass and shatters it)
Person: I heard glass break. That means it’s a riot (Punches the man 次 to him)
(The crowd begins to beat each other up as Wind walks off)
Hannah: Wind, あなた promised there wouldn’t be a riot this time
Wind: Fuck it, who cares anymore? Fuck this shitty ball of dirt called a planet. Let the idiots destroy it (Keeps walking)
Hannah: Wind, come on. あなた haven’t stopped spreading messages before
Wind: Really? And what did those messages bring. Messages on the media, on religion, on politics, on those assholes who can’t stopped texting for five 分 while on a green light. What did any of that prove? Fucking nothing. The world is still full of idiots and assholes. So, あなた know what, fuck it (Walks off)
Hannah: ……
Wind: (Sits at the coffee shop, drinking coffee)
Person: (On phone) Yeah, I’m telling you. Those Koreans are evil. Eh, North, South, who cares? All Koreans are bad in some way
Wind: (Gets up and walks out)
Wind: (Sits at a bus stop)
Teens: (Laughing at penis jokes on their phones)
Wind: (Gets up and walks off)
Wind: (Walks down his street, with every other house having “I Support Ronald Dump” signs on their lawns) (Slams the door)
(Wind’s phone rings)
Cody: (Message) Hey, Wind. How are you. Just thought I’d call to see how あなた we- (Wind unplugs the phone) (Closes the blinds to his windows) (Crawls into his ベッド and hides under the blankets)
Wind: (Sitting on his ベッド as he opens a bottle of ウォッカ and takes a sip) (Immediately spits it out) People actually drink this piss?! (Throws it at the ウォール and it shatters)
Hannah: (Walks in) Wind, I knew あなた wouldn’t open the door, so I just picked the lock (Walks in) Jesus, your house is even もっと見る filthy than usual
Wind: Fuck off, Hannah. I’m busy
Hannah: Doing what?
Wind: Well, the world’s a shithole, so the only place I can find that’s 安全, 安全です is my own room
Hannah: Wind, come on. Just look at yourself. You’re growing a beard, and あなた hate facial hair
Wind: I am (Looks at the mirror, and see’s he has a beard) Oh. Guess I never got up to look at the mirror
Hannah: Are あなた really just gonna give up
Wind: Why, everyone else did long ago. Why can’t I
Hannah: Did Martin Luther give up? Did Gandhi give up? Did Mandela give up?
Wind: They could have if they wanted to
Hannah: But they didn’t. Why should you?
Wind: Well, for starters, I’m white, so I don’t have the racial benefits they had. I’m also not above the age of 30. I’m not even 18. And they didn’t deal with people too invested in their phones and shit that spews out of the media.
Hannah: So, you’re just gonna give up, like that
Wind: Well, giving up is a lot easier
Hannah: Wind, あなた gotta at least try. あなた gotta think. If people don’t listen, then あなた gotta make them listen.
Wind: Make them listen, huh……. How?
Hannah: Leave that to me
Hannah: (Places giant advertisements with blinking lights around town for Wind’s speech)
Hannah: (Gets an ad for Wind’s speech placed on several websites)
Hannah: (Gets セレブ to attend the event)
Wind: (Shaves his beard off and puts on his usual striped shirt) (Walks out to the podium, as he see’s a crowd of people standing to face him) Attention, everyone-
Person: Hey, where’s the free food
Wind: That’s after the event
Person: …. Okay
Wind: Now, everyone, listen up. Every time あなた look at your phones, または listen to the news, または just hear some コメント によって some guy in a suit, all あなた seem to think is “Yeah, this guys right. I want to think just like them”. But here’s the thing… Why? Why are あなた letting some guy with a camera または the ability to write an 記事 make the decisions and choices for you. If this person hates a movie または show, why should あなた suddenly hate it because they hate it? Why should あなた listen to the news and believe that gays are immediately bad, despite the fact that あなた may have never met a homosexual in your life. The point is, あなた are all people, and あなた all have your own functioning brains (Under breath) For the most part (Continues speaking) あなた all must learn to think for yourselves and make your own assumptions of things.
Person: …. So does that mean we have to listen to you?
Wind: Well, no, but-
Person: So then what was the point of this speech
Wind: To… make あなた all a little less stupid, I guess
Person: ….. Can we get the free food, yet
Wind: (Sighs) Fuck it, whatever
Hannah: (Waits for Wind at the back)
Wind: I guess stupidity isn’t something that can be fixed so easily
Hannah: So, what now
Wind: Well, guess I’ll have to find something just as stupid, 雌犬 about it, and then have it amount to nothing to the world in the end
Hannah: That’s the spirit, Wind
Wind: あなた know, as much as I really, really, REALLY hate this world, there are some things I like about it. Sure, あなた got a bunch of pricks running everything and in charge, but at least those who aren’t in power are able to better themselves as people. Maybe not as easily, but damn if they can’t try, right?
Hannah: I think you’re right, Wind. For once, あなた seem to be seeing things positively
Wind: P-positively?! Wait, I mean… Everything’s shit. Fuck this shithole
Hannah: (Laughs) Nice try, Wind
Wind: Was it really?
Hannah: Nope, but I’m just glad you’re being もっと見る positive now
Wind: Yeah…… And………………………….. Thanks
Hannah: (Hugs him) Any time
Wind: …… Okay, that’s enough with the hug, Hannah.
Person: (Talking on phone) Hey, did あなた hear what the news 発言しました about the middle east? Yeah, total terrorists. Without a doubt…. Evidence? It’s the news. Clearly they know what they’re doing.
Wind: (Annoyed groan as he walks out of the shop)
Wind: (Starts putting papers around the town)
Hannah: Wind, what are あなた doing?
Wind: I’ve got an important message to tell everyone
Hannah: Wind, every time あなた give out some sort of message, people either get angry, get hurt, または a very screwed up combination of the two
Wind: Well, that’s what happens when the stupidity inside people starts to fade
Hannah: Wind, to you, everyone is stupid
Wind: Because people are. Don’t あなた agree that there are idiots everywhere
Hannah: No. あなた just think everyone but あなた is an idiot because あなた don’t like the things people do. That’s what opinions are
Wind: But what about people who actually give a shit about politics
Hannah: Again, that’s your opinion. To you, those people are idiots. But to them, they think it’s an interesting thing. And besides, あなた really shouldn’t talk to people about politics. They get rather touchy about that subject
Wind: Who cares. I can’t stand a world filled with people who act dumb and just plain terrible because they have power and money. That’s why I do the things that I do.
Hannah: So, あなた yell at people and then make them start a riot because あなた don’t like how the world works
Wind: Yes. The world is full of corrupt, greedy, idiotic assholes that think they can avoid everything because they’re rich and are dumb enough to not worry about other worldly problems because they’re so ignorant due to what they learn in the media and online and just do whatever they find to appeal to their simple minds. I just do these things, not because I hate this world. I mean, this world is pretty much the only one we get. I just want things to at least get better. And if I don’t say something about it, well, shit, who will.
Hannah: Well….. That’s kind of a justified way of putting it. But are あなた sure that people won’t get upset over this
Wind: Trust me, I’m sure that nothing bad will happen
Wind: (Standing at a podium as people stand in the center) Attention everyone, I have an important message-
Person: Hey, where’s the free food. I came here being told there’d be food
Wind: I lied to get あなた all here. There is no food. Now listen up-
Person: No food!? You’re telling me I skipped out on breakfast just to come here and not get food. I want food, goddamn it!
Wind: Everyone, please shut the fuck up so I can talk
(People start to get angry)
Wind: Ah shit. Not again
(People start running towards Wind)
Wind: Crap (Looks at an Emergency Wine Glass 次 to him) (Picks up the Emergency Wine Glass and shatters it)
Person: I heard glass break. That means it’s a riot (Punches the man 次 to him)
(The crowd begins to beat each other up as Wind walks off)
Hannah: Wind, あなた promised there wouldn’t be a riot this time
Wind: Fuck it, who cares anymore? Fuck this shitty ball of dirt called a planet. Let the idiots destroy it (Keeps walking)
Hannah: Wind, come on. あなた haven’t stopped spreading messages before
Wind: Really? And what did those messages bring. Messages on the media, on religion, on politics, on those assholes who can’t stopped texting for five 分 while on a green light. What did any of that prove? Fucking nothing. The world is still full of idiots and assholes. So, あなた know what, fuck it (Walks off)
Hannah: ……
Wind: (Sits at the coffee shop, drinking coffee)
Person: (On phone) Yeah, I’m telling you. Those Koreans are evil. Eh, North, South, who cares? All Koreans are bad in some way
Wind: (Gets up and walks out)
Wind: (Sits at a bus stop)
Teens: (Laughing at penis jokes on their phones)
Wind: (Gets up and walks off)
Wind: (Walks down his street, with every other house having “I Support Ronald Dump” signs on their lawns) (Slams the door)
(Wind’s phone rings)
Cody: (Message) Hey, Wind. How are you. Just thought I’d call to see how あなた we- (Wind unplugs the phone) (Closes the blinds to his windows) (Crawls into his ベッド and hides under the blankets)
Wind: (Sitting on his ベッド as he opens a bottle of ウォッカ and takes a sip) (Immediately spits it out) People actually drink this piss?! (Throws it at the ウォール and it shatters)
Hannah: (Walks in) Wind, I knew あなた wouldn’t open the door, so I just picked the lock (Walks in) Jesus, your house is even もっと見る filthy than usual
Wind: Fuck off, Hannah. I’m busy
Hannah: Doing what?
Wind: Well, the world’s a shithole, so the only place I can find that’s 安全, 安全です is my own room
Hannah: Wind, come on. Just look at yourself. You’re growing a beard, and あなた hate facial hair
Wind: I am (Looks at the mirror, and see’s he has a beard) Oh. Guess I never got up to look at the mirror
Hannah: Are あなた really just gonna give up
Wind: Why, everyone else did long ago. Why can’t I
Hannah: Did Martin Luther give up? Did Gandhi give up? Did Mandela give up?
Wind: They could have if they wanted to
Hannah: But they didn’t. Why should you?
Wind: Well, for starters, I’m white, so I don’t have the racial benefits they had. I’m also not above the age of 30. I’m not even 18. And they didn’t deal with people too invested in their phones and shit that spews out of the media.
Hannah: So, you’re just gonna give up, like that
Wind: Well, giving up is a lot easier
Hannah: Wind, あなた gotta at least try. あなた gotta think. If people don’t listen, then あなた gotta make them listen.
Wind: Make them listen, huh……. How?
Hannah: Leave that to me
Hannah: (Places giant advertisements with blinking lights around town for Wind’s speech)
Hannah: (Gets an ad for Wind’s speech placed on several websites)
Hannah: (Gets セレブ to attend the event)
Wind: (Shaves his beard off and puts on his usual striped shirt) (Walks out to the podium, as he see’s a crowd of people standing to face him) Attention, everyone-
Person: Hey, where’s the free food
Wind: That’s after the event
Person: …. Okay
Wind: Now, everyone, listen up. Every time あなた look at your phones, または listen to the news, または just hear some コメント によって some guy in a suit, all あなた seem to think is “Yeah, this guys right. I want to think just like them”. But here’s the thing… Why? Why are あなた letting some guy with a camera または the ability to write an 記事 make the decisions and choices for you. If this person hates a movie または show, why should あなた suddenly hate it because they hate it? Why should あなた listen to the news and believe that gays are immediately bad, despite the fact that あなた may have never met a homosexual in your life. The point is, あなた are all people, and あなた all have your own functioning brains (Under breath) For the most part (Continues speaking) あなた all must learn to think for yourselves and make your own assumptions of things.
Person: …. So does that mean we have to listen to you?
Wind: Well, no, but-
Person: So then what was the point of this speech
Wind: To… make あなた all a little less stupid, I guess
Person: ….. Can we get the free food, yet
Wind: (Sighs) Fuck it, whatever
Hannah: (Waits for Wind at the back)
Wind: I guess stupidity isn’t something that can be fixed so easily
Hannah: So, what now
Wind: Well, guess I’ll have to find something just as stupid, 雌犬 about it, and then have it amount to nothing to the world in the end
Hannah: That’s the spirit, Wind
Wind: あなた know, as much as I really, really, REALLY hate this world, there are some things I like about it. Sure, あなた got a bunch of pricks running everything and in charge, but at least those who aren’t in power are able to better themselves as people. Maybe not as easily, but damn if they can’t try, right?
Hannah: I think you’re right, Wind. For once, あなた seem to be seeing things positively
Wind: P-positively?! Wait, I mean… Everything’s shit. Fuck this shithole
Hannah: (Laughs) Nice try, Wind
Wind: Was it really?
Hannah: Nope, but I’m just glad you’re being もっと見る positive now
Wind: Yeah…… And………………………….. Thanks
Hannah: (Hugs him) Any time
Wind: …… Okay, that’s enough with the hug, Hannah.
Now, like I 発言しました before, Zelda has a lot of great bosses. But, then there are the bosses that are just… bad. So, I want to talk about the bosses that I find to be the worst. Remember that this is my opinion. If there are any bosses that あなた wanted on here, then I just thought the ones on my 一覧 were worse. Now, with that said, lets start the list
#10: Jalhalla - Now, this boss fight may not have been too bad, but this was もっと見る of his デザイン and how he acted. The Earth Temple was a great temple. It was challenging, but it was also very scary. So, I kept thinking the temples boss...
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Jalhalla
#10: Jalhalla - Now, this boss fight may not have been too bad, but this was もっと見る of his デザイン and how he acted. The Earth Temple was a great temple. It was challenging, but it was also very scary. So, I kept thinking the temples boss...
Art by SeantheHedgehog
あなた know, I really do enjoy a good crime film from time to time. 映画 like The Godfather, Goodfellas, Scarface, and more. But sometimes, I enjoy the ones that can be pretty humorous. And then there are times where those black comedy crime films have ヴァンパイア disguised as strippers… Seriously. Anyway, while I am not questioning the idea of how this is made, we’re going to be taking a look at the classic cult film, From Dusk Till Dawn.
From Dusk Till Dawn is a movie directed によって Robert Rodriguez, who worked on Desperado and Sin City and written によって Quentin Tarantino, who worked on Kill...
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From Dusk Till Dawn is a movie directed によって Robert Rodriguez, who worked on Desperado and Sin City and written によって Quentin Tarantino, who worked on Kill...
Art by Alinah_09
あなた know, as much as I 愛 psychological horror and creative monster designs, I’ve never gotten a chance to talk about a horror game that isn’t really scary, but もっと見る weird and strange. So, I think I should talk about that. There isn’t really much strange horror games. One of the best known would be Yume Nikki. However, that would be too obvious for me to talk about, really. So, instead, I’m gonna talk about a game that may not be as weird, but still strange on it’s own. This game being They Breathe.
They Breathe is probably one of the shortest games ever made. The game is only...
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They Breathe is probably one of the shortest games ever made. The game is only...
Believe it または not, I am quite the ファン of old black and white style of humor. From the silent 芝居 of Charlie Chaplin pre-Hitler stache era to the slapstick ゴールド of the Three Stooges. Just something about that style of humor from that decade makes me laugh. And Abbott and Costello were no exception. They were just so much fun to watch from their shows and movies. And being a ファン of the classic Universal horror monsters, when I heard there was a crossover, I was both excited but skeptical. How could two differentiating genres make for a good movie… Well, you’d be surprised.
Despite...
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Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Somewhere near Mosul, Iraq, a handcar was seen rolling down a train track, surrounded によって two もっと見る tracks. On one end was an earth ポニー that was completely white. On the other end, was a grey hedgehog with black spikes, and a red, white, and blue stripe going around his body. That's me, I'm the hedgehog.
White Pony: Alright buddy, we're in Mosul. But the 質問 is, why?
Sean: I'm looking for a pony.
White Pony: Heh! There's thousands of ponies in this town.
Sean: Exactly where I want to...
あなた know, I always told myself, if I ever start to run out of ideas, I should review this horror game. And what better time to review it than on the 月 of fear, October. So, I’d say it’s time we break that emergency glass and take out a game that I’ve been holding out on for a long time. The sci-fi horror game, System Shoc- Dead Space. It’s Dead Space. No one cares about System Shock.
Dead 宇宙 is a franchise that reminds me a lot like Alien. Dead 宇宙 1 is a much もっと見る scary game and filled with terror. Dead 宇宙 2 is a もっと見る action oriented game due to everyone knowing of...
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Dead 宇宙 is a franchise that reminds me a lot like Alien. Dead 宇宙 1 is a much もっと見る scary game and filled with terror. Dead 宇宙 2 is a もっと見る action oriented game due to everyone knowing of...
Now, what is one of the most laughably bad fanfics I have ever read in my entire life. Well, I think that that fanfic would be the クリーピーパスタ known as Mad for McDonalds.
Now, this story starts with a man who goes to a local McDonalds and starts eating. However, he just keeps eating, to the point where he becomes addicted to it. So addicted to where he goes there all the time, just eating Big Macs and stuff like that. Soon, his family keeps him from going back, so he gets angry and, for some reason, dresses up as Ronald McDonald and sneaks off to eat もっと見る at McDonalds only to become a great big fat fuck.
And that's about it. Like I said, this creepypasta, while not even being all that creepy, but is just so bad, that it is so hilarious. But, hey, that's only my opinion. Whats Your Take
Now, this story starts with a man who goes to a local McDonalds and starts eating. However, he just keeps eating, to the point where he becomes addicted to it. So addicted to where he goes there all the time, just eating Big Macs and stuff like that. Soon, his family keeps him from going back, so he gets angry and, for some reason, dresses up as Ronald McDonald and sneaks off to eat もっと見る at McDonalds only to become a great big fat fuck.
And that's about it. Like I said, this creepypasta, while not even being all that creepy, but is just so bad, that it is so hilarious. But, hey, that's only my opinion. Whats Your Take
