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Wind: (Sits at a coffee shop, drinking black coffee)
Person: (Talking on phone) Hey, did あなた hear what the news 発言しました about the middle east? Yeah, total terrorists. Without a doubt…. Evidence? It’s the news. Clearly they know what they’re doing.
Wind: (Annoyed groan as he walks out of the shop)

Wind: (Starts putting papers around the town)
Hannah: Wind, what are あなた doing?
Wind: I’ve got an important message to tell everyone
Hannah: Wind, every time あなた give out some sort of message, people either get angry, get hurt, または a very screwed up combination of the two
Wind: Well, that’s what happens when the stupidity inside people starts to fade
Hannah: Wind, to you, everyone is stupid
Wind: Because people are. Don’t あなた agree that there are idiots everywhere
Hannah: No. あなた just think everyone but あなた is an idiot because あなた don’t like the things people do. That’s what opinions are
Wind: But what about people who actually give a shit about politics
Hannah: Again, that’s your opinion. To you, those people are idiots. But to them, they think it’s an interesting thing. And besides, あなた really shouldn’t talk to people about politics. They get rather touchy about that subject
Wind: Who cares. I can’t stand a world filled with people who act dumb and just plain terrible because they have power and money. That’s why I do the things that I do.
Hannah: So, あなた yell at people and then make them start a riot because あなた don’t like how the world works
Wind: Yes. The world is full of corrupt, greedy, idiotic assholes that think they can avoid everything because they’re rich and are dumb enough to not worry about other worldly problems because they’re so ignorant due to what they learn in the media and online and just do whatever they find to appeal to their simple minds. I just do these things, not because I hate this world. I mean, this world is pretty much the only one we get. I just want things to at least get better. And if I don’t say something about it, well, shit, who will.
Hannah: Well….. That’s kind of a justified way of putting it. But are あなた sure that people won’t get upset over this
Wind: Trust me, I’m sure that nothing bad will happen

Wind: (Standing at a podium as people stand in the center) Attention everyone, I have an important message-
Person: Hey, where’s the free food. I came here being told there’d be food
Wind: I lied to get あなた all here. There is no food. Now listen up-
Person: No food!? You’re telling me I skipped out on breakfast just to come here and not get food. I want food, goddamn it!
Wind: Everyone, please shut the fuck up so I can talk
(People start to get angry)
Wind: Ah shit. Not again
(People start running towards Wind)
Wind: Crap (Looks at an Emergency Wine Glass 次 to him) (Picks up the Emergency Wine Glass and shatters it)
Person: I heard glass break. That means it’s a riot (Punches the man 次 to him)
(The crowd begins to beat each other up as Wind walks off)

Hannah: Wind, あなた promised there wouldn’t be a riot this time
Wind: Fuck it, who cares anymore? Fuck this shitty ball of dirt called a planet. Let the idiots destroy it (Keeps walking)
Hannah: Wind, come on. あなた haven’t stopped spreading messages before
Wind: Really? And what did those messages bring. Messages on the media, on religion, on politics, on those assholes who can’t stopped texting for five 分 while on a green light. What did any of that prove? Fucking nothing. The world is still full of idiots and assholes. So, あなた know what, fuck it (Walks off)
Hannah: ……

Wind: (Sits at the coffee shop, drinking coffee)
Person: (On phone) Yeah, I’m telling you. Those Koreans are evil. Eh, North, South, who cares? All Koreans are bad in some way
Wind: (Gets up and walks out)

Wind: (Sits at a bus stop)
Teens: (Laughing at penis jokes on their phones)
Wind: (Gets up and walks off)

Wind: (Walks down his street, with every other house having “I Support Ronald Dump” signs on their lawns) (Slams the door)
(Wind’s phone rings)
Cody: (Message) Hey, Wind. How are you. Just thought I’d call to see how あなた we- (Wind unplugs the phone) (Closes the blinds to his windows) (Crawls into his ベッド and hides under the blankets)

Wind: (Sitting on his ベッド as he opens a bottle of ウォッカ and takes a sip) (Immediately spits it out) People actually drink this piss?! (Throws it at the ウォール and it shatters)
Hannah: (Walks in) Wind, I knew あなた wouldn’t open the door, so I just picked the lock (Walks in) Jesus, your house is even もっと見る filthy than usual
Wind: Fuck off, Hannah. I’m busy
Hannah: Doing what?
Wind: Well, the world’s a shithole, so the only place I can find that’s 安全, 安全です is my own room
Hannah: Wind, come on. Just look at yourself. You’re growing a beard, and あなた hate facial hair
Wind: I am (Looks at the mirror, and see’s he has a beard) Oh. Guess I never got up to look at the mirror
Hannah: Are あなた really just gonna give up
Wind: Why, everyone else did long ago. Why can’t I
Hannah: Did Martin Luther give up? Did Gandhi give up? Did Mandela give up?
Wind: They could have if they wanted to
Hannah: But they didn’t. Why should you?
Wind: Well, for starters, I’m white, so I don’t have the racial benefits they had. I’m also not above the age of 30. I’m not even 18. And they didn’t deal with people too invested in their phones and shit that spews out of the media.
Hannah: So, you’re just gonna give up, like that
Wind: Well, giving up is a lot easier
Hannah: Wind, あなた gotta at least try. あなた gotta think. If people don’t listen, then あなた gotta make them listen.
Wind: Make them listen, huh……. How?
Hannah: Leave that to me

Hannah: (Places giant advertisements with blinking lights around town for Wind’s speech)

Hannah: (Gets an ad for Wind’s speech placed on several websites)

Hannah: (Gets セレブ to attend the event)

Wind: (Shaves his beard off and puts on his usual striped shirt) (Walks out to the podium, as he see’s a crowd of people standing to face him) Attention, everyone-
Person: Hey, where’s the free food
Wind: That’s after the event
Person: …. Okay
Wind: Now, everyone, listen up. Every time あなた look at your phones, または listen to the news, または just hear some コメント によって some guy in a suit, all あなた seem to think is “Yeah, this guys right. I want to think just like them”. But here’s the thing… Why? Why are あなた letting some guy with a camera または the ability to write an 記事 make the decisions and choices for you. If this person hates a movie または show, why should あなた suddenly hate it because they hate it? Why should あなた listen to the news and believe that gays are immediately bad, despite the fact that あなた may have never met a homosexual in your life. The point is, あなた are all people, and あなた all have your own functioning brains (Under breath) For the most part (Continues speaking) あなた all must learn to think for yourselves and make your own assumptions of things.
Person: …. So does that mean we have to listen to you?
Wind: Well, no, but-
Person: So then what was the point of this speech
Wind: To… make あなた all a little less stupid, I guess
Person: ….. Can we get the free food, yet
Wind: (Sighs) Fuck it, whatever

Hannah: (Waits for Wind at the back)
Wind: I guess stupidity isn’t something that can be fixed so easily
Hannah: So, what now
Wind: Well, guess I’ll have to find something just as stupid, 雌犬 about it, and then have it amount to nothing to the world in the end
Hannah: That’s the spirit, Wind
Wind: あなた know, as much as I really, really, REALLY hate this world, there are some things I like about it. Sure, あなた got a bunch of pricks running everything and in charge, but at least those who aren’t in power are able to better themselves as people. Maybe not as easily, but damn if they can’t try, right?
Hannah: I think you’re right, Wind. For once, あなた seem to be seeing things positively
Wind: P-positively?! Wait, I mean… Everything’s shit. Fuck this shithole
Hannah: (Laughs) Nice try, Wind
Wind: Was it really?
Hannah: Nope, but I’m just glad you’re being もっと見る positive now
Wind: Yeah…… And………………………….. Thanks
Hannah: (Hugs him) Any time
Wind: …… Okay, that’s enough with the hug, Hannah.


Okay… So I never actually played much Kingdom Hearts games. I played the first game with my friend, and thought, “Boy, this is fucking stupid, but I liked that gameplay. Maybe if they worked on the 書く a little more, I’d try out もっと見る of this game”. And then I played Kingdom Hearts 2… The 書く never got better, but hey, who cares at this point. Let’s talk about how great Kingdom Hearts is.
So I did not play Chain of Memories before going into 2, (Mistake on my part), so I just read a few pages on the plot 説明 so I could be less confused, and came to the conclusion...
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Why can’t people ever fix their security in prisons? I mean, for goodness sake, you’d think that after years of people breaking out through the sewage system Shawshank Redemption style, prisons would increase security, または at the very least, use some stronger cell bars. But, no, they always leave one crack in their prisons to allow prisoners to escape… So, naturally, video games have quite a lot of those. In video games, it seems that getting out of those prisons are as easy as getting out of any. So, today, I want to share with あなた all the ten best prison breaks in video games. First,...
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Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are フレンズ live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: こんにちは everypony.
Audience: *Clapping*
Tom: Remember in the 前 episode how あなた 発言しました we might get killed によって assassins working for Warner Brothers?
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Yes.
Tom: Well that happened to me.
Master Sword: Okay. How are あなた still alive?
Tom: Now wait a minute. Did I say that I died? No! あなた have to listen man.
Audience: *Laughing*...
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I swear, this is starting to become a common thing. Anyway, here is another 一覧 of things that disturb me. Whether it’s movies, games, tv shows, and stories, as long as it is disturbing, it can go on the list. So, lets stop wasting time, lets get on with the list.

#10: Seikon no Qwaser - For once, I am going to look away from the creepy kind of disturbing and look over at the weird kind of disturbing. Now, Seikon no Qwaser is easily one of the most screwed up アニメ I have ever seen in my life. There isn’t much to say about it other than it is about a boy who gets his special powers によって drinking...
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#20: エンジェル Beats



Oh god, this アニメ was depressing. The アニメ is about a group of students who enter a high school that is a sort of limbo that is made to help the students pass onto the 次 world. Here, they rebel against god, and fight against a girl named Angel. Now, if there is anything this アニメ does right, it’s its story. It is just so original and something that hasn’t been done before and I 愛 it. Another thing that needs to be pointed out is it’s animation. Sure, some of あなた nitpickers out there will say it looks just about the same as any other anime, but then, that...
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#30: Arthur



Here it is. The 表示する of my childhood. Arthur was about a world of anthropomorphic animals, and the main one being Arthur, who lived in a simple town, and was taught new things, along with his friends. This 表示する was on the PBS Channel and was made to be an educational show. Again, call me pathetic all あなた want, but this 表示する was amazing. The first time I saw this, I didn’t know how this was an educational show. I didn’t see the thing that I saw on all educational shows where the characters would talk about science, math, words, または other stuff like that. But actually, this...
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It is no surprise that I 愛 the Persona franchise (And I assure you, I will be talking about the franchise later on this list), and it is clear that it has a ton of dark subjects in those games, but it always comes back to happy days, spending time with friends. And then Catherine comes along to turn those subject matters up to eleven.
Catherine follows Vincent Brooks, a huge loser of a guy who is scared of commitment to his girlfriend, Katherine, with a K. But things start to get real crazy when he starts to experience nightmares where he must climb a tower, and if he dies in the dream,...
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~Activision~
Activision: Hey, guys. How do あなた like my new shirt
Wind: Um… it’s exactly the same as yesterday… and the 日 before that, and the 日 before that
Activision: I know. Isn’t it great?
Wind: Come on, Activision. あなた have so much money. Why not try something new
Activision: Because doing the exact same thing always makes me popular

~Atari~
Atari: (Sitting in a box) Got any change?

~Bethesda~
Wind: BETHESDA, WILL あなた JUST KNOCK ON THE DOOR INSTEAD OF GETTING STUCK IN IT
Bethesda: (Stuck through the door) Hey, I can’t help that I am all fucked up (Jumps out of the door) (Entire world...
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Animal Crossing: New Leaf Parody One Shot

Rover: (Walks over to Villager) Hello, my names Ro-
Villager: Don’t care
Rover: What’s your name
Villager: My name’s None-of-your-goddamn-business
Rover: Hmm. None-of-your-goddamn-business? What a great name
Villager: I fucking hate あなた already. I haven’t even gotten to the new town, and I already want to burn the place to the ground
Rover: So, are あなた moving
Villager: Do あなた ever shut the hell up
Rover: I ate paint chippings when I was three
Villager: Well, that explains a lot
Rover: …… You’ve ever eaten glass. It’s sharp, but it’s delicious....
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I don’t play a lot of pixel art games. It’s not cause I hate them, it’s just that I never had the chance to experience them. I did play a few NES games and thought, “Yeah, that was okay”, but never anything that really gripped me and kept my attention. But then, something amazing happened. Indie games happened, the best genre of games that everyone should support. And one of the best indie games out there, one that really broke the mold and brought indie games into the forefront, was the classic Shovel Knight
Now, when あなた hear indie games, people bring up Shovel Knight as THE...
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Snowflake: Now for some comedy from another pony. It's time to go Under The Arch With Tom Foolery!

St. Foalis Maressouri, 6 PM.

A crowd of thousands of ponies gathered at the Gateway Arch to experience a comedy 表示する that was being filmed live in 4k. The comedian? Tom Foolery.

Crowd: *Clapping, and chanting* Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom!
Tom: *Arrives at a temporary stage under the Gateway Arch*
Crowd: *Cheering, as they continue to clap*
Tom: Thank あなた everypony.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: Thank あなた very much.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: And shut up.
Crowd: *Laughing*...
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Back in my original Corner of Horror October movie marathon two years 前 (Jesus, that was actually two years ago), I made a review on a Peter Jackson horror film, Braindead, または Dead Alive, または whatever あなた wish to call it, and thought that it was an entertaining splatter horror film. Little to my knowledge is that there was another, one before this film, also made によって the Lord of the Rings director, all the way back in 1987, with a film called Bad Taste. So, was Peter Jackson’s first film possibly one of his best? Well, let’s find out.



Bad Taste follows the Astro Investigation and Defence...
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While cleaning out the prison, Thomas tried to stab Rick for the the third time now.

"What the hell was that!?" Rick cried angrily.

"It was coming at m-

"Wait.. I Think あなた have something on the side of your head!" Rick pointed out.

"What are あなた tal- (suddenly Rick stabbed a red handled machete wait though Thomas's head graphically killing him)".

"Got it!" Rick cried, seemingly unaware that he killed a man.

Suddenly an angry Andrew charged at him, but Rick body slammed him against a wall.

"That wasn't very nice!" Rick cried angrily.

Andrew started running, and Rick chased after him but only because...
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Know, murderers are a scary as hell. They basically have no purpose other than to murder people for their own amusment. So, its best to never go near one, obviously. Sadly, though, video games aren’t so simple to avoid. In video games, we either meet killers, or, hell, we ARE the killers. So, today, I want to tell あなた all the 上, ページのトップへ Ten Video Game Murderers. NOTE: These HAVE to be killers. They can’t be someone who murders people because the player made them. They have to be story driven killers. So, no sandbox characters. Yes, even Trevor. With that said, lets start the list.

 Convicts
Convicts
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Goddamn it, Japan. Even though I 愛 the anime, horror movies, and the instant ラーメン from your country, I will never forgive あなた for keeping a bunch of awesome games for yourself. Now, sure, tons of great games have come from Japan, like Zelda, Mario, Metal Gear, Final Fantasy, Secret of Ma- …….. and Pokemon. But then there are the games that are either so weird, that 日本 didn’t want to 表示する it to America, または they were so good, that 日本 got greedy and wanted them for themselves. So, today, I am going to talk about the 上, ページのトップへ Ten Games for 日本 that I want in America. First, some rules....
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Song: link

Derek: Good 日 sir. I'm a posh British gentleman, and I'm here to sell あなた one of England's greatest cars. The Ford Mondeo.
Liam: あなた mean the Fusion?
Derek: No. The Mondeo. It's different from the Fusion. Your steering wheel is on the right side, while the petrol pedal is to the left.
Liam: I'm gonna turn down your offer.
Derek: Oh well. At least I'm hosting tonight's episode. I'm Derek O'Rourke from the Johnny Lightning series, and this is our lineup for tonight.

8:00 PM - Now

The REAL Powerpuff Girls
Johnny Lightning

8:30 PM - Later

The Nut House - Bak 2 Bak

Song: link

Tom Kenny: Sugar....
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(This is only going to be a small series. If it picks up, I may continue it. So, for now, here is the article)

~Erasers~

Wind: (Tries to erase wrong letter in sentence with eraser, which just leaves a bigger mess) Come on あなた piece of shi- (Eraser ends up ripping the paper) You. Mother. FUCKER!!! (Throws eraser on the ground, and stomps on it repeatedly)

~Litter Bugs~

Wind: THERE’S FUCKING GARBAGE EVERYWHERE! THE TRASH CAN IS RIGHT FUCKING THERE (Points at an empty trash can, which is surrounded によって garbage)

~Potato Chip Bag~

Wind: (Tries to open bag of chips) Come on (Tries to open it with his...
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Now, here is another story that is just so overrated as fuck that it makes me wonder "Are the クリーピーパスタ readers really unable to find out that this is garbage.
So, this story starts off with this guy getting tapes of Happy Appy episodes. It starts out pretty tame, as Happy Appy, an 林檎, アップル with a face stuck on a popsicle stick. The most bland of serial killers. Anyway, so as the 表示する goes on, they get darker and the story gets cornier.
So, Happy Appy goes around killing kids in the 表示する just for the sake of being scary, which, honestly, is cliched, and is no longer scary. Stop doing it. It's...
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