This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 虹 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's ヒーローズ - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland 表示する - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - アップルジャック, applejack
Now, let's begin at Applebloom's school. Cheerilee was about to teach everyone something that they probably already knew.
Cheerilee: Alright everypornstar. Today we're going to talk about the things on our legs that force us to have a talent. I'm talking about sexy marks.
Fillies: Oooh.
Diamond Tiara: *Bored* BORED, BORED, BORED, BORED, BORED!!! *Grabs a yard stick, and hits Applebloom* Bored!!!!!!!!! *Hits Applebloom* BORED!! *Hits Applebloom* BORED!! *Hits Applebloom* BORED!!
Cheerilee: Applebloom, what have あなた done?
Applebloom: I didn't do anything. Diamond Tiara hit me four times with a yard stick.
Cheerilee: I don't believe you.
Applebloom: Why not?
Cheerilee: Because Diamond Tiara has her sexy mark, and あなた don't.
Applebloom: That's not fair. *Runs away from her school*
Cheerilee: Come back here, または you'll have detention. Oh, who am I kidding? She's not coming back ever again.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
虹 Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* こんにちは Fluttershy, あなた smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, あなた are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 13: Call Of The Sexy
Applebloom was angry that she didn't have a sexy mark, and walked around in circles 次 to アップルジャック, applejack as she kicked trees.
Applebloom: It just isn't fair. Everyone including my teacher picks on me for not having my sexy mark.
Applejack: I know exactly how あなた feel. The same thing happened to me. I didn't get my sexy mark until I was 9 years old.
Applebloom: How old are あなた now?
Applejack: 15.
Applebloom: あなた had your sexy mark for six years? That's not a very long time.
Applejack: I know what, come with me to sell apples, and we'll get your sexy mark that way.
Applebloom: That sounds excellent. *Gets excited, and jumps for no reason* I'll get my sexy mark with apples, apples, and apples!
She bounced into the center of Pornstarville as アップルジャック, applejack set up shop.
Applejack: Come, and get the best apples in the world.
Ponies: We don't give a fuck.
Applebloom: *Gets angry, and stares at them* あなた better give a fuck, otherwise I'll-
Applejack: *Covers Applebloom's mouth* 次 time someone talks to you, don't answer them.
Applebloom: Alrighty then. *Goes toward Bon Bon, and fills her saddle bags with over a hundred apples* That'll be seven hundred dollars.
Bon Bon: I didn't put those in my bag.
Applebloom: *Stays silent*
Bon Bon: What is this?
Applebloom: *Walks over to Applejack* I need あなた to talk some sense into that beige earth pony. I ain't answering her like あなた told me not to, but she has hundreds of our apples, and refuses to pay for them.
Applejack: Let me deal with this. *Grabs a double barrel shotgun* Listen here あなた dumb 尻, お尻 motherfucker, pay up, または die.
Bon Bon: *Gives アップルジャック, applejack a thousand dollars, and runs away, leaving the apples with her*
Applejack: Oh well. We'll make a bigger profit now.
But Applebloom got terrified with seeing アップルジャック, applejack carrying a shotgun, and was sitting down 次 to a well.
虹 Dash: *Arrives* What's the problem?
Applebloom: I'm trying to get my sexy mark, but アップルジャック, applejack tried to help me, and scared me with a gun.
虹 Dash: Well, あなた can't trust bad tempered red necks. Stick with me, and we'll go places.
They tried several things, but unfortunately they were not successful. They tried roller skating, but Applebloom fell down three 秒 after starting. Then they tried hang gliding, but Applebloom got to scared. Then, this is what they did next.
Applebloom: *Hits a golf ball 289 yards onto the green* Wait a minute, I hate golf!
Two hours later.
虹 Dash: *Checking over the list* We have done everything on here, and it hasn't worked.
Applebloom: I don't know why I can't get my sexy mark.
虹 Dash: I think I know the answer. What have あなた been thinking about yourself lately?
Applebloom: I don't know.
虹 Dash: That's not what I wanna hear. I wanna hear あなた say that あなた believe in yourself.
Applebloom: Okay, I believe in myself to get my sexy mark!
虹 Dash: That's the spirit! Now let's do-
Pinkie Pie: *Appears out of nowhere* Guten tag Applebloom!
Applebloom: Howdy Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: Vhat are あなた trying to do?
Applebloom: We're trying to get my sexy mark.
Pinkie Pie: Perhaps あなた can get it in baking.
Applebloom: Yeah, let's try that!
虹 Dash: Okay, good luck Applebloom, and remember what I said.
Applebloom: Believe in myself, I got it.
But no matter how hard Applebloom believed in herself, it did not work. Every batch of カップケーキ she baked was pure shit, but Pinkie Pie was kind about it.
Pinkie Pie: *Eating a burned cupcake* Jawohl! Zhis is better zhen zhe last batch!
Applebloom: thanks Pinkie, but I still ain't doin' good enough.
Pinkie Pie: Do not vorry my little friend, ve vill get あなた baking as good as me no matter how hard ve try.
Twilight: *Arrives* Nigga, wut are あなた assholes doin?
Pinkie Pie: Baking cupcakes.
Twilight: Aw shit nigga, who did あなた use this time?
Pinkie Pie: *Not amused* Tee hee.
Applebloom: Twilight, can あなた use your magic to give me a sexy mark?
Twilight: Dayum girl, あなた askin' for too much.
Applebloom: Just try Twilight, please!
Twilight: Wuteva man. あなた gots ta wax my car for an entire week if this succeeds.
Pinkie Pie: I thought a parasprite ate it.
Twilight: Man, dat was last year. あなた know that white '63 Plymouth parked behind my house?
Pinkie Pie: Ja.
Twilight: Dat's mah new car.
Pinkie Pie: Wunderbar.
Twilight: Aight man, time to give Applebloom her sexy mark. *Uses her magic to give Applebloom a sexy mark*
Applebloom: *Sees a flower, and 林檎, アップル appear on the side of her leg* Oh yeah! My sexy mark appeared!
But it disappeared.
Applebloom: *Gasps*
Twilight: *Whistling while turning off the magic in her horn*
If it isn't obvious enough, Twilight got rid of Applebloom's sexy mark shortly after giving it to her.
Applebloom: This stinks. *Leaves*
But shortly after leaving, she met Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo. The three of them were having milkshakes in Sugarcube Corner.
Sweetie Belle: So none of あなた have your sexy mark either.
Scootaloo: Nope. I tried really hard to get mine.
Applebloom: Me too. Hey, that gives me an idea. We should form a club.
Sweetie Belle: What are we going to call it?
All three of them: The Sexy Mark Crusaders! Yay!
And so, the Sexy Mark Crusaders were born. They will spend decades, and lots of money in an attempt to earn their sexy marks.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 虹 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's ヒーローズ - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland 表示する - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - アップルジャック, applejack
Now, let's begin at Applebloom's school. Cheerilee was about to teach everyone something that they probably already knew.
Cheerilee: Alright everypornstar. Today we're going to talk about the things on our legs that force us to have a talent. I'm talking about sexy marks.
Fillies: Oooh.
Diamond Tiara: *Bored* BORED, BORED, BORED, BORED, BORED!!! *Grabs a yard stick, and hits Applebloom* Bored!!!!!!!!! *Hits Applebloom* BORED!! *Hits Applebloom* BORED!! *Hits Applebloom* BORED!!
Cheerilee: Applebloom, what have あなた done?
Applebloom: I didn't do anything. Diamond Tiara hit me four times with a yard stick.
Cheerilee: I don't believe you.
Applebloom: Why not?
Cheerilee: Because Diamond Tiara has her sexy mark, and あなた don't.
Applebloom: That's not fair. *Runs away from her school*
Cheerilee: Come back here, または you'll have detention. Oh, who am I kidding? She's not coming back ever again.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
虹 Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* こんにちは Fluttershy, あなた smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, あなた are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 13: Call Of The Sexy
Applebloom was angry that she didn't have a sexy mark, and walked around in circles 次 to アップルジャック, applejack as she kicked trees.
Applebloom: It just isn't fair. Everyone including my teacher picks on me for not having my sexy mark.
Applejack: I know exactly how あなた feel. The same thing happened to me. I didn't get my sexy mark until I was 9 years old.
Applebloom: How old are あなた now?
Applejack: 15.
Applebloom: あなた had your sexy mark for six years? That's not a very long time.
Applejack: I know what, come with me to sell apples, and we'll get your sexy mark that way.
Applebloom: That sounds excellent. *Gets excited, and jumps for no reason* I'll get my sexy mark with apples, apples, and apples!
She bounced into the center of Pornstarville as アップルジャック, applejack set up shop.
Applejack: Come, and get the best apples in the world.
Ponies: We don't give a fuck.
Applebloom: *Gets angry, and stares at them* あなた better give a fuck, otherwise I'll-
Applejack: *Covers Applebloom's mouth* 次 time someone talks to you, don't answer them.
Applebloom: Alrighty then. *Goes toward Bon Bon, and fills her saddle bags with over a hundred apples* That'll be seven hundred dollars.
Bon Bon: I didn't put those in my bag.
Applebloom: *Stays silent*
Bon Bon: What is this?
Applebloom: *Walks over to Applejack* I need あなた to talk some sense into that beige earth pony. I ain't answering her like あなた told me not to, but she has hundreds of our apples, and refuses to pay for them.
Applejack: Let me deal with this. *Grabs a double barrel shotgun* Listen here あなた dumb 尻, お尻 motherfucker, pay up, または die.
Bon Bon: *Gives アップルジャック, applejack a thousand dollars, and runs away, leaving the apples with her*
Applejack: Oh well. We'll make a bigger profit now.
But Applebloom got terrified with seeing アップルジャック, applejack carrying a shotgun, and was sitting down 次 to a well.
虹 Dash: *Arrives* What's the problem?
Applebloom: I'm trying to get my sexy mark, but アップルジャック, applejack tried to help me, and scared me with a gun.
虹 Dash: Well, あなた can't trust bad tempered red necks. Stick with me, and we'll go places.
They tried several things, but unfortunately they were not successful. They tried roller skating, but Applebloom fell down three 秒 after starting. Then they tried hang gliding, but Applebloom got to scared. Then, this is what they did next.
Applebloom: *Hits a golf ball 289 yards onto the green* Wait a minute, I hate golf!
Two hours later.
虹 Dash: *Checking over the list* We have done everything on here, and it hasn't worked.
Applebloom: I don't know why I can't get my sexy mark.
虹 Dash: I think I know the answer. What have あなた been thinking about yourself lately?
Applebloom: I don't know.
虹 Dash: That's not what I wanna hear. I wanna hear あなた say that あなた believe in yourself.
Applebloom: Okay, I believe in myself to get my sexy mark!
虹 Dash: That's the spirit! Now let's do-
Pinkie Pie: *Appears out of nowhere* Guten tag Applebloom!
Applebloom: Howdy Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: Vhat are あなた trying to do?
Applebloom: We're trying to get my sexy mark.
Pinkie Pie: Perhaps あなた can get it in baking.
Applebloom: Yeah, let's try that!
虹 Dash: Okay, good luck Applebloom, and remember what I said.
Applebloom: Believe in myself, I got it.
But no matter how hard Applebloom believed in herself, it did not work. Every batch of カップケーキ she baked was pure shit, but Pinkie Pie was kind about it.
Pinkie Pie: *Eating a burned cupcake* Jawohl! Zhis is better zhen zhe last batch!
Applebloom: thanks Pinkie, but I still ain't doin' good enough.
Pinkie Pie: Do not vorry my little friend, ve vill get あなた baking as good as me no matter how hard ve try.
Twilight: *Arrives* Nigga, wut are あなた assholes doin?
Pinkie Pie: Baking cupcakes.
Twilight: Aw shit nigga, who did あなた use this time?
Pinkie Pie: *Not amused* Tee hee.
Applebloom: Twilight, can あなた use your magic to give me a sexy mark?
Twilight: Dayum girl, あなた askin' for too much.
Applebloom: Just try Twilight, please!
Twilight: Wuteva man. あなた gots ta wax my car for an entire week if this succeeds.
Pinkie Pie: I thought a parasprite ate it.
Twilight: Man, dat was last year. あなた know that white '63 Plymouth parked behind my house?
Pinkie Pie: Ja.
Twilight: Dat's mah new car.
Pinkie Pie: Wunderbar.
Twilight: Aight man, time to give Applebloom her sexy mark. *Uses her magic to give Applebloom a sexy mark*
Applebloom: *Sees a flower, and 林檎, アップル appear on the side of her leg* Oh yeah! My sexy mark appeared!
But it disappeared.
Applebloom: *Gasps*
Twilight: *Whistling while turning off the magic in her horn*
If it isn't obvious enough, Twilight got rid of Applebloom's sexy mark shortly after giving it to her.
Applebloom: This stinks. *Leaves*
But shortly after leaving, she met Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo. The three of them were having milkshakes in Sugarcube Corner.
Sweetie Belle: So none of あなた have your sexy mark either.
Scootaloo: Nope. I tried really hard to get mine.
Applebloom: Me too. Hey, that gives me an idea. We should form a club.
Sweetie Belle: What are we going to call it?
All three of them: The Sexy Mark Crusaders! Yay!
And so, the Sexy Mark Crusaders were born. They will spend decades, and lots of money in an attempt to earn their sexy marks.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Okay, this is gonna be a real quick one, but I had to talk about it. It was too good to pass up. So, after years of trash with Resident Evil games like Resident Evil 5, Resident Evil 6, and, god forbid, Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City. Resident Evil: Revelations 1 and 2 were okay. The best Resident Evil game we even got so far was a Wii U remake of Resident Evil 4. Yeah, sadly, a remake was the best we got. People were very upset with Capcom. I mean, with scenes like this, it shows
Oh, just look at that quality. It’s so beautiful. So yeah, people got pissed off at Capcom a lot,...
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Oh, just look at that quality. It’s so beautiful. So yeah, people got pissed off at Capcom a lot,...
People have always been saying how horror 映画 are just terrible today. Now, I find that hard to believe…. If that fact wasn’t true. Horror 映画 today are the exact same things. They use the same scare tactics, and the same jump scares. They all consist of ghosts, または serial killers, または zombies, または god forbid, a remake due to lack of ideas. Hell, there wasn’t much going on in 2015. I mean, maybe I could check the best horror 映画 of 2015. Let’s see here………….
….. Yeah, as あなた can see, there isn’t much shit to watch. または at the least, anything good to watch. Sure,...
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….. Yeah, as あなた can see, there isn’t much shit to watch. または at the least, anything good to watch. Sure,...
Merry Christmas! Almost! LMAO
Back then, trolls were everywhere. However, there wasn't a picture at all of what a Troll looked like. So, when a Deviant Art user made this, it soon got famous. However, the Trollface didn't truly become famous until a comic titles Cool Face was created. Since then, this face has been the Trolls trademark.
A Troll face is usually used to 表示する a character who gets enjoyment out of annoying others. It has been used in many Rage Comics and has even gone to us cartoon and movie characters.
Now, for the final score. The final score for Trollface is a Fail. Honestly. It's a Troll Trademark. What were あなた guys expecting. With that I will see あなた all 次 time
