This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 虹 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's ヒーローズ - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland 表示する - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - アップルジャック, applejack
Now, let's begin at Applebloom's school. Cheerilee was about to teach everyone something that they probably already knew.
Cheerilee: Alright everypornstar. Today we're going to talk about the things on our legs that force us to have a talent. I'm talking about sexy marks.
Fillies: Oooh.
Diamond Tiara: *Bored* BORED, BORED, BORED, BORED, BORED!!! *Grabs a yard stick, and hits Applebloom* Bored!!!!!!!!! *Hits Applebloom* BORED!! *Hits Applebloom* BORED!! *Hits Applebloom* BORED!!
Cheerilee: Applebloom, what have あなた done?
Applebloom: I didn't do anything. Diamond Tiara hit me four times with a yard stick.
Cheerilee: I don't believe you.
Applebloom: Why not?
Cheerilee: Because Diamond Tiara has her sexy mark, and あなた don't.
Applebloom: That's not fair. *Runs away from her school*
Cheerilee: Come back here, または you'll have detention. Oh, who am I kidding? She's not coming back ever again.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
虹 Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* こんにちは Fluttershy, あなた smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, あなた are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 13: Call Of The Sexy
Applebloom was angry that she didn't have a sexy mark, and walked around in circles 次 to アップルジャック, applejack as she kicked trees.
Applebloom: It just isn't fair. Everyone including my teacher picks on me for not having my sexy mark.
Applejack: I know exactly how あなた feel. The same thing happened to me. I didn't get my sexy mark until I was 9 years old.
Applebloom: How old are あなた now?
Applejack: 15.
Applebloom: あなた had your sexy mark for six years? That's not a very long time.
Applejack: I know what, come with me to sell apples, and we'll get your sexy mark that way.
Applebloom: That sounds excellent. *Gets excited, and jumps for no reason* I'll get my sexy mark with apples, apples, and apples!
She bounced into the center of Pornstarville as アップルジャック, applejack set up shop.
Applejack: Come, and get the best apples in the world.
Ponies: We don't give a fuck.
Applebloom: *Gets angry, and stares at them* あなた better give a fuck, otherwise I'll-
Applejack: *Covers Applebloom's mouth* 次 time someone talks to you, don't answer them.
Applebloom: Alrighty then. *Goes toward Bon Bon, and fills her saddle bags with over a hundred apples* That'll be seven hundred dollars.
Bon Bon: I didn't put those in my bag.
Applebloom: *Stays silent*
Bon Bon: What is this?
Applebloom: *Walks over to Applejack* I need あなた to talk some sense into that beige earth pony. I ain't answering her like あなた told me not to, but she has hundreds of our apples, and refuses to pay for them.
Applejack: Let me deal with this. *Grabs a double barrel shotgun* Listen here あなた dumb 尻, お尻 motherfucker, pay up, または die.
Bon Bon: *Gives アップルジャック, applejack a thousand dollars, and runs away, leaving the apples with her*
Applejack: Oh well. We'll make a bigger profit now.
But Applebloom got terrified with seeing アップルジャック, applejack carrying a shotgun, and was sitting down 次 to a well.
虹 Dash: *Arrives* What's the problem?
Applebloom: I'm trying to get my sexy mark, but アップルジャック, applejack tried to help me, and scared me with a gun.
虹 Dash: Well, あなた can't trust bad tempered red necks. Stick with me, and we'll go places.
They tried several things, but unfortunately they were not successful. They tried roller skating, but Applebloom fell down three 秒 after starting. Then they tried hang gliding, but Applebloom got to scared. Then, this is what they did next.
Applebloom: *Hits a golf ball 289 yards onto the green* Wait a minute, I hate golf!
Two hours later.
虹 Dash: *Checking over the list* We have done everything on here, and it hasn't worked.
Applebloom: I don't know why I can't get my sexy mark.
虹 Dash: I think I know the answer. What have あなた been thinking about yourself lately?
Applebloom: I don't know.
虹 Dash: That's not what I wanna hear. I wanna hear あなた say that あなた believe in yourself.
Applebloom: Okay, I believe in myself to get my sexy mark!
虹 Dash: That's the spirit! Now let's do-
Pinkie Pie: *Appears out of nowhere* Guten tag Applebloom!
Applebloom: Howdy Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: Vhat are あなた trying to do?
Applebloom: We're trying to get my sexy mark.
Pinkie Pie: Perhaps あなた can get it in baking.
Applebloom: Yeah, let's try that!
虹 Dash: Okay, good luck Applebloom, and remember what I said.
Applebloom: Believe in myself, I got it.
But no matter how hard Applebloom believed in herself, it did not work. Every batch of カップケーキ she baked was pure shit, but Pinkie Pie was kind about it.
Pinkie Pie: *Eating a burned cupcake* Jawohl! Zhis is better zhen zhe last batch!
Applebloom: thanks Pinkie, but I still ain't doin' good enough.
Pinkie Pie: Do not vorry my little friend, ve vill get あなた baking as good as me no matter how hard ve try.
Twilight: *Arrives* Nigga, wut are あなた assholes doin?
Pinkie Pie: Baking cupcakes.
Twilight: Aw shit nigga, who did あなた use this time?
Pinkie Pie: *Not amused* Tee hee.
Applebloom: Twilight, can あなた use your magic to give me a sexy mark?
Twilight: Dayum girl, あなた askin' for too much.
Applebloom: Just try Twilight, please!
Twilight: Wuteva man. あなた gots ta wax my car for an entire week if this succeeds.
Pinkie Pie: I thought a parasprite ate it.
Twilight: Man, dat was last year. あなた know that white '63 Plymouth parked behind my house?
Pinkie Pie: Ja.
Twilight: Dat's mah new car.
Pinkie Pie: Wunderbar.
Twilight: Aight man, time to give Applebloom her sexy mark. *Uses her magic to give Applebloom a sexy mark*
Applebloom: *Sees a flower, and 林檎, アップル appear on the side of her leg* Oh yeah! My sexy mark appeared!
But it disappeared.
Applebloom: *Gasps*
Twilight: *Whistling while turning off the magic in her horn*
If it isn't obvious enough, Twilight got rid of Applebloom's sexy mark shortly after giving it to her.
Applebloom: This stinks. *Leaves*
But shortly after leaving, she met Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo. The three of them were having milkshakes in Sugarcube Corner.
Sweetie Belle: So none of あなた have your sexy mark either.
Scootaloo: Nope. I tried really hard to get mine.
Applebloom: Me too. Hey, that gives me an idea. We should form a club.
Sweetie Belle: What are we going to call it?
All three of them: The Sexy Mark Crusaders! Yay!
And so, the Sexy Mark Crusaders were born. They will spend decades, and lots of money in an attempt to earn their sexy marks.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 虹 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's ヒーローズ - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland 表示する - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - アップルジャック, applejack
Now, let's begin at Applebloom's school. Cheerilee was about to teach everyone something that they probably already knew.
Cheerilee: Alright everypornstar. Today we're going to talk about the things on our legs that force us to have a talent. I'm talking about sexy marks.
Fillies: Oooh.
Diamond Tiara: *Bored* BORED, BORED, BORED, BORED, BORED!!! *Grabs a yard stick, and hits Applebloom* Bored!!!!!!!!! *Hits Applebloom* BORED!! *Hits Applebloom* BORED!! *Hits Applebloom* BORED!!
Cheerilee: Applebloom, what have あなた done?
Applebloom: I didn't do anything. Diamond Tiara hit me four times with a yard stick.
Cheerilee: I don't believe you.
Applebloom: Why not?
Cheerilee: Because Diamond Tiara has her sexy mark, and あなた don't.
Applebloom: That's not fair. *Runs away from her school*
Cheerilee: Come back here, または you'll have detention. Oh, who am I kidding? She's not coming back ever again.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
虹 Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* こんにちは Fluttershy, あなた smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, あなた are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 13: Call Of The Sexy
Applebloom was angry that she didn't have a sexy mark, and walked around in circles 次 to アップルジャック, applejack as she kicked trees.
Applebloom: It just isn't fair. Everyone including my teacher picks on me for not having my sexy mark.
Applejack: I know exactly how あなた feel. The same thing happened to me. I didn't get my sexy mark until I was 9 years old.
Applebloom: How old are あなた now?
Applejack: 15.
Applebloom: あなた had your sexy mark for six years? That's not a very long time.
Applejack: I know what, come with me to sell apples, and we'll get your sexy mark that way.
Applebloom: That sounds excellent. *Gets excited, and jumps for no reason* I'll get my sexy mark with apples, apples, and apples!
She bounced into the center of Pornstarville as アップルジャック, applejack set up shop.
Applejack: Come, and get the best apples in the world.
Ponies: We don't give a fuck.
Applebloom: *Gets angry, and stares at them* あなた better give a fuck, otherwise I'll-
Applejack: *Covers Applebloom's mouth* 次 time someone talks to you, don't answer them.
Applebloom: Alrighty then. *Goes toward Bon Bon, and fills her saddle bags with over a hundred apples* That'll be seven hundred dollars.
Bon Bon: I didn't put those in my bag.
Applebloom: *Stays silent*
Bon Bon: What is this?
Applebloom: *Walks over to Applejack* I need あなた to talk some sense into that beige earth pony. I ain't answering her like あなた told me not to, but she has hundreds of our apples, and refuses to pay for them.
Applejack: Let me deal with this. *Grabs a double barrel shotgun* Listen here あなた dumb 尻, お尻 motherfucker, pay up, または die.
Bon Bon: *Gives アップルジャック, applejack a thousand dollars, and runs away, leaving the apples with her*
Applejack: Oh well. We'll make a bigger profit now.
But Applebloom got terrified with seeing アップルジャック, applejack carrying a shotgun, and was sitting down 次 to a well.
虹 Dash: *Arrives* What's the problem?
Applebloom: I'm trying to get my sexy mark, but アップルジャック, applejack tried to help me, and scared me with a gun.
虹 Dash: Well, あなた can't trust bad tempered red necks. Stick with me, and we'll go places.
They tried several things, but unfortunately they were not successful. They tried roller skating, but Applebloom fell down three 秒 after starting. Then they tried hang gliding, but Applebloom got to scared. Then, this is what they did next.
Applebloom: *Hits a golf ball 289 yards onto the green* Wait a minute, I hate golf!
Two hours later.
虹 Dash: *Checking over the list* We have done everything on here, and it hasn't worked.
Applebloom: I don't know why I can't get my sexy mark.
虹 Dash: I think I know the answer. What have あなた been thinking about yourself lately?
Applebloom: I don't know.
虹 Dash: That's not what I wanna hear. I wanna hear あなた say that あなた believe in yourself.
Applebloom: Okay, I believe in myself to get my sexy mark!
虹 Dash: That's the spirit! Now let's do-
Pinkie Pie: *Appears out of nowhere* Guten tag Applebloom!
Applebloom: Howdy Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: Vhat are あなた trying to do?
Applebloom: We're trying to get my sexy mark.
Pinkie Pie: Perhaps あなた can get it in baking.
Applebloom: Yeah, let's try that!
虹 Dash: Okay, good luck Applebloom, and remember what I said.
Applebloom: Believe in myself, I got it.
But no matter how hard Applebloom believed in herself, it did not work. Every batch of カップケーキ she baked was pure shit, but Pinkie Pie was kind about it.
Pinkie Pie: *Eating a burned cupcake* Jawohl! Zhis is better zhen zhe last batch!
Applebloom: thanks Pinkie, but I still ain't doin' good enough.
Pinkie Pie: Do not vorry my little friend, ve vill get あなた baking as good as me no matter how hard ve try.
Twilight: *Arrives* Nigga, wut are あなた assholes doin?
Pinkie Pie: Baking cupcakes.
Twilight: Aw shit nigga, who did あなた use this time?
Pinkie Pie: *Not amused* Tee hee.
Applebloom: Twilight, can あなた use your magic to give me a sexy mark?
Twilight: Dayum girl, あなた askin' for too much.
Applebloom: Just try Twilight, please!
Twilight: Wuteva man. あなた gots ta wax my car for an entire week if this succeeds.
Pinkie Pie: I thought a parasprite ate it.
Twilight: Man, dat was last year. あなた know that white '63 Plymouth parked behind my house?
Pinkie Pie: Ja.
Twilight: Dat's mah new car.
Pinkie Pie: Wunderbar.
Twilight: Aight man, time to give Applebloom her sexy mark. *Uses her magic to give Applebloom a sexy mark*
Applebloom: *Sees a flower, and 林檎, アップル appear on the side of her leg* Oh yeah! My sexy mark appeared!
But it disappeared.
Applebloom: *Gasps*
Twilight: *Whistling while turning off the magic in her horn*
If it isn't obvious enough, Twilight got rid of Applebloom's sexy mark shortly after giving it to her.
Applebloom: This stinks. *Leaves*
But shortly after leaving, she met Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo. The three of them were having milkshakes in Sugarcube Corner.
Sweetie Belle: So none of あなた have your sexy mark either.
Scootaloo: Nope. I tried really hard to get mine.
Applebloom: Me too. Hey, that gives me an idea. We should form a club.
Sweetie Belle: What are we going to call it?
All three of them: The Sexy Mark Crusaders! Yay!
And so, the Sexy Mark Crusaders were born. They will spend decades, and lots of money in an attempt to earn their sexy marks.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Now, there are a lot of enemies in video games. And I means a LOT! However, there are also the ones that are… terrifying. Now, before I start, some rules. These are only games that I played and only one per franchise. Also, I AM including enemies from horror games, as long as they are scary. Also, they need to have originated from video games, so that means that Slender Man, SCPs, and the Aliens from the Alien games are all out. Now, lets start the list.
#20: Big Sisters from Bioshock 2 - Now, these enemies aren’t all that scary themselves. Its もっと見る of the backstory of them...
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Big Sister
#20: Big Sisters from Bioshock 2 - Now, these enemies aren’t all that scary themselves. Its もっと見る of the backstory of them...
Well, we’re finally at the 上, ページのトップへ ten. We’ve come quite a long way, haven’t we. But now, it is time to talk about the shows that impressed me beyond all expectations. So, here we go
#10: Elfen Lied
Now, if there is anything a horror アニメ must do best, it’s keep suspense and also scare the viewer throughout the entire show. Elfen Lied does just that. The 表示する is about two cousins, Kouta and Yuka, who find a girl on the ビーチ named Nyu. However, what they are not aware of is that this girl is actually named Lucy, and she is actually a Diclonius, which are a race of humans with psychic...
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#10: Elfen Lied
Now, if there is anything a horror アニメ must do best, it’s keep suspense and also scare the viewer throughout the entire show. Elfen Lied does just that. The 表示する is about two cousins, Kouta and Yuka, who find a girl on the ビーチ named Nyu. However, what they are not aware of is that this girl is actually named Lucy, and she is actually a Diclonius, which are a race of humans with psychic...
After seeing an April Fool’s joke about the ten best Wind Wanker islands, that got me thinking that I should make my own. And no, not an April Fool’s joke either. I mean a truthful list. Now, before I begin, the rules are that I am not counting any main islands that have dungeons on them, または are major islands. So, Outset Island, Forsaken Fortress, Windfall Island, Dragon Roost Island, Forest Haven, Tower of the Gods, Headstone Island, または Wind Isle are all out. Now, with that said, lets start the list.
#10: Islet of Steel - Now, this is a very strange choice, since this...
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Islet of Steel
#10: Islet of Steel - Now, this is a very strange choice, since this...
Now, I 愛 Animal Crossing: New Leaf. It’s one of my お気に入り games of all time. And, I REALLY 愛 the rare items. Probably because they are based off other 任天堂 Games. So, today, I am going to talk about my お気に入り items from the game. Why… because no one else has done it and I want to do it before it’s too late. Now, lets start
#10: 火災, 火 Bar - Now, this is the 火災, 火 Bar from Super Mario Bros… Even though everyone just called it that thing that spins around 火災, 火 balls. This is a cool item because it is ALWAYS spinning. Not to mention that it also plays the NES theme...
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Fire Bar
#10: 火災, 火 Bar - Now, this is the 火災, 火 Bar from Super Mario Bros… Even though everyone just called it that thing that spins around 火災, 火 balls. This is a cool item because it is ALWAYS spinning. Not to mention that it also plays the NES theme...
Now, I already talked about the dungeons in Zelda that I 愛 so much… Sadly though, not all dungeons are fun. Now, all these dungeons are either tedious, boring, または were just plain awful. Now, remember, these are the dungeons I hate. If there is a dungeon that あなた didn’t want to see on here, then I either like it, または it didn’t make the cut. Now, with that said, lets start the list
#10: Savage Labyrinth from Wind Waker - Now, this a dungeons that goes on FAR too long. あなた have to fight enemy after enemy after enemy. And if that wasn’t bad enough, あなた actually have...
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Savage Labyrinth
#10: Savage Labyrinth from Wind Waker - Now, this a dungeons that goes on FAR too long. あなた have to fight enemy after enemy after enemy. And if that wasn’t bad enough, あなた actually have...
Now, after I made my 上, ページのトップへ Ten Lovable Douchebags list, I noticed something. There are a lot もっと見る lovable douchebags out there. So, I wanna talk about the many もっと見る lovable douchebags in gaming. First off, the obvious. Only one game per franchise, and they can not be villains, just people who would be jerks in real life. Now, lets start the list
#10: Kazooie from Banjo-Kazooie - Now, this has to be one of the もっと見る nostalgic characters on this list. Kazooie is Banjo’s sidekick who is always making fun of every character あなた meet. And, hell, she’ll even break the 4th ウォール もっと見る times...
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Kazooie
#10: Kazooie from Banjo-Kazooie - Now, this has to be one of the もっと見る nostalgic characters on this list. Kazooie is Banjo’s sidekick who is always making fun of every character あなた meet. And, hell, she’ll even break the 4th ウォール もっと見る times...
Isaac
Come little children
Come with me.
I’ll take あなた to a land
Of fantasy
Please little children
Don’t あなた cry
Hypno wouldn’t even
Hurt a fly
Please little children
Don’t あなた squirm
These ropes, I know
Will hold あなた firm
I know I said
This isn’t true.
But sadly,
Hypno lied to you
Now, little children
あなた weren’t clever
Now you’re trapped with me
Forever…
And then the police broke in, beat me up, and arrested me on several accounts of attempted pedophilia. I guess I should have tied them up in a cave instead of a big white バン with キャンディー in the back
Come with me.
I’ll take あなた to a land
Of fantasy
Please little children
Don’t あなた cry
Hypno wouldn’t even
Hurt a fly
Please little children
Don’t あなた squirm
These ropes, I know
Will hold あなた firm
I know I said
This isn’t true.
But sadly,
Hypno lied to you
Now, little children
あなた weren’t clever
Now you’re trapped with me
Forever…
And then the police broke in, beat me up, and arrested me on several accounts of attempted pedophilia. I guess I should have tied them up in a cave instead of a big white バン with キャンディー in the back
