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Now, there are a lot of characters in games. Some of them are great, some of them…. not so great. Sure, video game characters can be enjoyable, but, when, sometimes, we’re all just lucky they are only a game. Now, before I start, these are not hated characters. These are just characters that give off a minor annoyance. So, none of the characters from my Hated Video Game Characters 一覧 will be here. Now, with that, lets start the list.

 Roman Bellic
Roman Bellic


#10: Roman Bellic from Grand Theft Auto IV - Now, as much as I like Roman, he can get annoying at times. Whenever you're just having fun in GTA, whatever you're doing, Roman will ALWAYS call あなた and ask あなた to hang out with him. It’s like the two 年 old that wants ice cream. He won’t ever shut up about it. However, he’s lower on the 一覧 because, while he is still a little annoying, he is still a lovable character.

 Bill Montague
Bill Montague


#9: Bill Montague from Dead Rising 2 - Now, I could have picked Otis, since he ALWAYS CALLS あなた WHEN THERE ARE ZOMBIES EVERYWHERE! But I didn’t, since あなた get to beat the shit out of him in Infinite Mode, so that makes up for it. HOWEVER, at least Otis doesn’t ask for money…. yeah, that IS where this is going. Bill is a survivor あなた meet in a casino who is trying to get rich, but always loses each time he tries. So, when あなた meet him, he asks fo $15,000. Are あなた kidding. I could buy something nice with less money than that. So, yeah, he wants あなた to pay him money, so he can follow you, get attacked によって zombies, and, if あなた didn’t kill the Rednecks, get shot at. Yeah, so, あなた pay HIM money so he can annoy you… See why he’s so annoying?

 The Minstrels
The Minstrels


#8: The Minstrels from Assassin’s Creed - I do not know what these guy’s problems are. Once あなた walk によって these guys, they stick to あなた like glue. I’m not kidding. They will always follow あなた and they will start singing. And they never go away. The funny thing is that, I’m not sure if its a glitch または not, but I actually had my notoriety INCREASE just によって standing 次 to these guys. I’m not kidding. If this is a glitch, than that is a minor annoyance. If it was intentionally put in the game, then that’s a WHOLE other story.

 Your Child
Your Child


#7: Your Children from Fable 2 - Oh, I am going to piss off a lot of people for saying this. Your own children in Fable 2 are annoying as hell. Now, how can your own children be annoying? Well, they are always following you. Whenever あなた are trying to talk to a store vender または flirt with your wife, your children will always come and ask for a gift. That’s the other problem. They want gifts all the time. Whats worse is that, even after あなた travel to another town to get them a gift, because あなた already bought all the other gifts in town, they will want ANOTHER gift. That is what makes your own kids annoying. (Phew) Made it the whole way without making an abortion joke.

 Mrs. Crumplebottom
Mrs. Crumplebottom


#6: Mrs. Crumplebottom from The Sims - Now, The Sims is always a fun game. But あなた know what isn’t fun. Getting nagged at my Mrs. Crumplebottom here. Whenever あなた are flirting with another Sim, Mrs. Crumplebottom will come over, and she will begin to scold you, and she may even beat あなた with her purse. Apparently, she does not like Sims flirting in public. She also hates it when Sims are in their pajamas. So, あなた can imagine how she would act at a public pool または a beach.

 Nigel West Dickens
Nigel West Dickens


#5: Nigel West Dickens from Red Dead Redemption - Now, this is a character who annoys John Marston so much, that us players can feel his pain. Dickens is a con man who sells this magical elixir which is just a complete lie so he can make money. Not only does he put あなた and himself in danger, but he also wastes a whole bunch of your time just so he can make a quick buck. I mean, for gods sake, who cares if we want to see this guy make money. Well, at least he helped prove what timeline MLP was in. But, other then that, Nigel West Dickens is just a con man… speaking of con men…

 Redd
Redd


#4: Redd from Animal Crossing - Now, there is a joke in the Animal Crossing fandom saying that Tom Nook is a con man, since he always wants あなた to pay off your loan. However, there actually IS a con man in the franchise. No jokes, this is actually canon. Meet Redd the Fox, a merchant who always sells あなた fake garbage. Redd comes to town at a usual time, selling あなた “rare” items at insane prices. Now, unlike the money あなた have to spend for Bill in Dead Rising, there is money everywhere, so it isn’t too bad. In Animal Crossing, あなた have to work for that money. And work isn’t easy. And, あなた soon find out that the item あなた bought is a forgery. But, によって the time あなた know, it’s too late. あなた can’t sell it, get rid of it, NOTHING! Isn’t that just fucking great.

 Nick
Nick


#3: Nick from Left 4 Dead 2 - Now, this may get some people mad. Now, as funny as Nick’s smartass コメント are in this game, if あなた were to actually have him によって your side in an actual zombie apocalypse, that charm would be replaced with annoyance. Think about it. There are zombies everywhere, and あなた have little chance of surviving, and the whole time, this guy is mocking あなた for every little thing あなた do. Kinda pisses あなた off when あなた think about it, huh?

 Balloon Kid
Balloon Kid


#2: Balloon Kid from Spider-Man 2 - Now, I’m gonna be honest… No one likes this kid. Literally, no one. All this kid can do it have a balloon, let it go, and then Spider-Man to catch it for him… または her… I’m not sure. Anyway, this brat is always asking Spider-Man to get his/her balloon for him/her. During this, Spider-Man could be stopping a bank robbery または something. But, nope. He’s gotta go save a kids fucking balloon. And this kid is ALWAYS letting go of their balloon, no matter what. Now, imagine if あなた had a kid that was always letting go of a balloon, and あなた had to get it, and they just let it go again. あなた see why this is annoying.

 Tingle
Tingle


#1: Tingle from Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker - Now, I 愛 this game, but Tingle is just one big fat stain on this game. Tingle is so awful, that the first time あなた meet him in this game, he’s in prison. That’s a perfect sign that he isn’t likable. Now, if that wasn’t bad enough, once あなた save Tingle, he will start doing some of the most annoying stuff I’ve ever seen, like talk in an annoying pattern, and even rip off リンク pose when he gets a new item. Also, what makes him worse is that when あなた are looking for the Triforce shards, あなた need Tingle to decipher them. The thing is, he won’t decipher them unless あなた pay him 398 rupees. So, do the math. あなた need to pay him 398 rupees for each Triforce Chart, and there are eight in all. So, that means あなた will have to pay him a total of 3184 rupees?! ARE あなた FUCKING SERIOUS! So, yeah, that there is proof that Tingle is the most hateable character in games… if he was real, anyway.

So, there あなた go. I hope あなた guys enjoyed this list. With that, I will see あなた guys 次 time.
Well, everyone, I have decided to キャンセル クリスマス this year. If I have to suffer this Christmas, then so should everyone else. Why? Because of the worst クリスマス related fanfic I have ever read. It is a fanfic called Sexy Santa.... Oh god.
So, this fanfic is based off the atrocious Twilight movies. Oh, boy, were off to a great fucking start. Anyway, Bella's friend buys airtime TV for her, but, for some stupid reason, she also buys her lingerie, because..... that's what everyone buys their フレンズ on Christmas. So, she wears it when she goes to sleep, because I don't fucking know, when suddenly,...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
*The hatred that Hannah had for Franklin was building up inside. He was right. He was right about her. But she had a feeling, a feeling that, if she didn’t do something, he would get away with these murders. There would be no evidence, nothing to prove that he was the one responsible for the murders. She didn’t 表示する any signs of hesitation for someone like him. She aimed the gun at Franklin and fired the gun at his head. He fell back, his body limp before it even hit the ground. As soon as he was dead, the world around Hannah started to fall into black as she slowly awakened.*

*William rested...
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Hello, everyone, and welcome to another 上, ページのトップへ ten 一覧 for the ハロウィン season. Today, we will be looking at another set of spooky structures, except, instead of the haunted house, will be looking at a large castle. Castles are large structures made long ago, which housed rich and royal people. While they are an amazing piece of history, there is no doubt that there is something creepy about walking into an old 城 in the middle of the night. So, today, we’ll be looking at the abundance of castles from a multitude of things. First, some rules. FIRST, only castles from what I have seen....
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Now, I 愛 video games…. and, あなた all know that. Okay, I 愛 video games, but, not every game is perfect. In fact, there are parts of games that take all the fun from the game and ruin it. So, I am going to 表示する あなた guys the moments in games that annoy me. First off, these are all from games I play, and they have to be from games I like. So, with that said, lets begin



#15: Ashley Section from Resident Evil 4 - So, after playing as a bad 尻, お尻 bodyguard to the president who is going around killing psychotic villagers, what do we get? We get to play as Ashley, the annoying, and useless...
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Now, final bosses are the final challenge of the game, between あなた and the completion of the game. And, of course, they are always the greatest moment of the game. So, with that, I want to tell あなた all my お気に入り boss fights in games. But, the obvious rules. Only one game per franchise and only games that I have played. Also, this 一覧 contains MASSIVE Spoilers, so, あなた have been warned. So, with that, here we go.

 Bowser
Bowser


#10: Bowser from Super Mario 64 - What better way to start off the 一覧 then with the first final boss I have ever fought in a game. Sure, he may not be so well, によって todays...
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posted by FrostyBlazer
Bowser: bwahaha!

Zalgo: what is he laughing about?

Mewtwo: about something stupid i'm sure...

Bowser: our villain meeting is now in session!

Robotnik: woo!

All: ...

Robotnik: awkward...

Bowser: moving on...

Zalgo: please do!

Bowser: first order of business, we must gather all the villains to over power the heros!

Mewtwo: but wouldn't they team up also?

All: ._.

Bowser: fuc*

Me: yep... they are lemons

All: shut-up!

Me: :D

*SpongeBob reference FTW*
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Song: link

S.B: *Playing guitar*
Sean: Sounds like he keeps getting better and better.
Tim: I'll say.
Derek: He looks exactly like Johnny Lightning.
Mark: Maybe it is Johnny Lightning.
Lewis: And I am the host for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Welcome everyone, here's our lineup tonight.

8 PM - Now

Sean Meets The PPG - TV-G
Trainz - TV-PG

8:30 PM

Anata No Tenkei-Tekina アニメ - TV-MA
Johnny Lightning - TV-PG

Lewis: Let's get cracking.

Sean is driving his Chrysler 300 with Blossom

Blossom: So, why are we leaving the school? Are あなた done for the day?
Sean: Not quite. There's one もっと見る class I have to...
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Song: link

Hawkeye: I'm taking the special!
Gordon: No! I am!
Hawkeye: I am!
Thomas: Neither of あなた are. *Passes between them pulling five hopper cars* I am.
Tom: Hey, there's another Tom here.
Master Sword: His name is Thomas.
Tom: Close enough. Now get ready for our skit.
Orion: *Walks onto a stage*
Audience: *Cheering*
Orion: Welcome everyone to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories, also known as S.S.S.S for short. My name is Orion Stardust, and I'm hosting this week. First up, we got

Ponies On The Rails - Rated TV-MA for Mature Audiences

Orion: Followed によって

Adventures Of Thomas & フレンズ - Rated...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Map to the town of Gran Turismo: link

Gran Turismo. A city full of wealth, and ponies that 愛 cars. Most of these ponies are either illegal 通り, ストリート racers, または cops. This is based off of the Gran Turismo video games, when あなた go online, there are these lobbies where people play as cops.

Now if あなた take a look at the map, あなた will see blue squares. Those are police stations.

Red squares are 火災, 火 departments, and white squares are hospitals.

Yellow triangles are autoshops. The one with the red center is Local Consideration, 人気 for it's high quality parts at a fair price.

The brown lines are...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Narrator: Gather around children, and and I’ll tell あなた a tale
Child: Why are we here
Narrator: Because I ain’t getting paid によって the 時 just to sit around with my dick in my hand. Now, this is based on a true story
Child: But あなた 発言しました it was a tale
Narrator: Don’t 質問 my rhyming. Now, it all started in Colorado
Child: Is it South Park
Narrator: No, now shut up. Now, this is the story of of Wind and how he was less of a dick on Christmas

Wind: (Lying his head on the desk, as クリスマス 音楽 plays on the P.A.)
Cody: Hey, faggy Claus. I learned that one from a movie
Wind: (Sits his head up,...
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あなた know, after the fucking disaster that was the live action Attack on Titan movie, I thought about what was some of the worst Japanese movie adaptions from an アニメ and game. It was honestly kind of hard. I decided to look at games, since they seem to be fucked up very easily によって everyone. First, there was the live action Phoenix Wright movie…. and it was surprisingly good. And trust me, I’ll talk about that movie some other time. So, I decided to take a look at a movie that took place two years after the Phoenix Wright movie. It is a movie based on the famous RPG Maker game Ao Oni…....
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Remember in my review of I Won't Leave あなた when I 発言しました that there is a story that has no respect in it. Well, that story would be Ihsoy.
So, this is a Mario クリーピーパスタ about a cursed Mario game. Fan-fucking-tastic. Anyway, the story starts with a guy going to a Gamestop and buying the game that has a bad marker 書く on it. The store does know those are signs of a bootleg game, right.
Anyway, he pays this on his 3DS, and the game starts with Mario getting killed によって Yoshi.... Well, that escalated quickly. Then, Mario comes back to life and kills Yoshi.... and this goes on and on and on. It...
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Hello everyone, and today, instead of a simple video game list. Well, now, here is a 上, ページのトップへ ten アニメ shows. Now, I always loved アニメ ever since I was a little kid, and it is still lovable today. So, what are my most お気に入り animes of all time. Well, let me tell you

10: Bobobobo Bobobo - My god, this 表示する is アニメ is freaking hilarious. It is about a man named Bobobobo Bobobo, but it's Bobobo for short, who uses his hair fighting technique to fight off the evil tyrant Czar Baldy Bald IV and his plans to make everyone bald. This 表示する is just so crazy and so funny at the same time. If あなた want...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this episode.

Pony: *Driving a Mitsubishi in the dark*
Deer: *Runs into the road*
Pony: *Brakes, but hits the deer*

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Tim: *With Captain Jefferson in his office* We can't just ignore this. Something has to be done.

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Stallion 55: *Standing によって his '67 El Camino* I'm giving away doritos for $6 a bag, mountain dew for $5 a bottle, and the Smoke Weed Everyday album for free!
Tim: Is he serious?
Julia: I sure hope not.

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Julia: *Chasing a ポニー driving a black Jaguar in the night*

Intro
Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting 次 to her*...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Announcer 1: Hello everyone, and welcome to another game of High school Baseball. I’m Dave Davidson
Announcer 2: And I’m John Johnson
Dave: And we got a real good game for あなた all today. It’s the Trenton Democrats against their rivals, the, and I can’t believe this is the team name, オックスフォード Fascist Fuckers
John: That’s right, Dave. And it looks like the Fascist Fuckers who are gonna get fucked
Dave: Kinda like your ex-wife
John: Very true. Now, lets look at the best players. For the Trenton Democrats, we have Little Ray, with a height of over 7’5
Dave: I still don’t get why they...
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