UFO's are a load. Everybody knows it's the Canadians. People keep making deals out of this, it's not anything but a couple of people on weed who saw stuff while they were high. Besides, we have people like Chuck Norris for this. And if we were serious we could just start launching nukes into 宇宙 as a warning, and since we're not doing that, and Peter Jackson is instead making a movie about it, we should ignore all this. It's a load.
If they take someone like Gaahl または Corpsegrinder, then I'll consider believing, but until that 日 never comes, I'll stand here with a plate of パンケーキ waiting for the load of syrup that is UFO's.

EDIT: This is just a joke, so あなた guys know.