I have come to a logical conclusion from some data I reviewed. Edward is not in fact Edward, but a female Edwina.
1. Meyer claims “his” ability to knock up Bella is because they are like the incubi. Incubi were pretty much sex demons who knocked up innocent women. Why could they do so? They could change into succubi, the female version of the incubi and would sleep with men to steal their sperm.
2. “He” wears lipstick. ヴァンパイア are dead. They do not have blood flow. And yet “his” lips are darker than Bella’s.
3. “He” has moodswings similar to those from pregnant women and PMSing women.
4. “He” glitters. ‘Nuff 発言しました on that one.
5. “He” refuses to sleep with Bella. Is “he” perhaps hiding “his” girl parts?
6. “He” demands marriage. No guy EVER does that.
7. “He” makes out with Bella all the time but never gets “excited” in his pants.
8. “He” is a little *too* romantic.
9. “He” was totally stripping for those Italian guys.
10. “He” was never attracted to Rosalie even though most guys got excited just thinking about her.
11. In addition to “his” mood swings, “he” frequently overreacts... and speaks like “he” reads too many classic novels about old white ladies in corsets.
12. “He” is a vegetarian.
13. “He” relates to girls rather too well.
So, in conclusion, either Edward is Edwina, または a raging, flaming, extremely gay man.
1. Meyer claims “his” ability to knock up Bella is because they are like the incubi. Incubi were pretty much sex demons who knocked up innocent women. Why could they do so? They could change into succubi, the female version of the incubi and would sleep with men to steal their sperm.
2. “He” wears lipstick. ヴァンパイア are dead. They do not have blood flow. And yet “his” lips are darker than Bella’s.
3. “He” has moodswings similar to those from pregnant women and PMSing women.
4. “He” glitters. ‘Nuff 発言しました on that one.
5. “He” refuses to sleep with Bella. Is “he” perhaps hiding “his” girl parts?
6. “He” demands marriage. No guy EVER does that.
7. “He” makes out with Bella all the time but never gets “excited” in his pants.
8. “He” is a little *too* romantic.
9. “He” was totally stripping for those Italian guys.
10. “He” was never attracted to Rosalie even though most guys got excited just thinking about her.
11. In addition to “his” mood swings, “he” frequently overreacts... and speaks like “he” reads too many classic novels about old white ladies in corsets.
12. “He” is a vegetarian.
13. “He” relates to girls rather too well.
So, in conclusion, either Edward is Edwina, または a raging, flaming, extremely gay man.
"JACOB'S BETTER THAN A PASTY, PALE VAMPIRE!!" "eDWARD DOESN'T HOWL!" It was just terrible. It ended very ugly with her ripping Jacob posters off my ウォール and me ripping her Edward shirt. After she left, I realized that they're just two people, just like everyone else. We should respect other people's likes and dislikes and we can have friends. I've seen so many friendships get ripped apart because of this. So here's a valuable lesson, "Respect Others Likes and Dislikes And Everyone Wll Be Friends" So the 次 time あなた see two people fighting over Twilight, tell them this important lesson, and friendships will stop getting teared apart.