This 記事 is not an opinion, fan-fiction, list,review, または guide. This is.....
A TRAGEDY.
Ooooookay. I CANNOT BELIEVE how many stupid PEOPLE joined this club. (Well, a small part of the members are Twilight ファン wanted to give あなた guys a スマック in the face.... Which I cheer on!) But all あなた guys do is insult Twilight. Have あなた guys actually read the 本 または seen the movies? I THINK NOT!
Author's Note: Hey, あなた guys 発言しました it doesn't matter what team you're on, so on behalf of Twilight Fans, I'm 書く this 記事 to guess who... YOU!
TIP FOR BOYS:
If you're a boy, and あなた don't like Twilight, basically, you're an idiot right now, becuase ladies like men (well, in this case it's boys), who they can relate to. And guess what is the most 人気 topic right now in lots of countries によって the ages of 11-18 of girls... YEP... TWILIGHT! Yeah... You're welcome for telling あなた this little tip.
I know I can't tell あなた what TO like and what NOT TO like. But... In this case.. It's strongly suggested that あなた DO like Twilight.
And I don't care what あなた call me: a bitch, slut whore, hoe, skank... 'Cause あなた can't hurt me with meaningless words that were invented によって people who had NOTHING better to do than make them up and call PEOPLE THEM.
And do あなた guys know what you’re missing? No... I didn't think so. あなた guys judge everything によって its cover don't you? Yeah... I thought so.
Did あなた guys even see Twilight? または New Moon? Because I'm pretty sure you're making assumptions of what あなた thought または wanted it to be.
次 time あなた decide to make a group about something あなた hate... and sure it's something あなた KNOW is bad. Not something that made 37 million dollars? 'Kay?
~MrsJonasLautner
~# ファン to Taylor Lautner (Jacob Black in TWILIGHT) and the Jonas Brothers.
~Go Twilight!
A TRAGEDY.
Ooooookay. I CANNOT BELIEVE how many stupid PEOPLE joined this club. (Well, a small part of the members are Twilight ファン wanted to give あなた guys a スマック in the face.... Which I cheer on!) But all あなた guys do is insult Twilight. Have あなた guys actually read the 本 または seen the movies? I THINK NOT!
Author's Note: Hey, あなた guys 発言しました it doesn't matter what team you're on, so on behalf of Twilight Fans, I'm 書く this 記事 to guess who... YOU!
TIP FOR BOYS:
If you're a boy, and あなた don't like Twilight, basically, you're an idiot right now, becuase ladies like men (well, in this case it's boys), who they can relate to. And guess what is the most 人気 topic right now in lots of countries によって the ages of 11-18 of girls... YEP... TWILIGHT! Yeah... You're welcome for telling あなた this little tip.
I know I can't tell あなた what TO like and what NOT TO like. But... In this case.. It's strongly suggested that あなた DO like Twilight.
And I don't care what あなた call me: a bitch, slut whore, hoe, skank... 'Cause あなた can't hurt me with meaningless words that were invented によって people who had NOTHING better to do than make them up and call PEOPLE THEM.
And do あなた guys know what you’re missing? No... I didn't think so. あなた guys judge everything によって its cover don't you? Yeah... I thought so.
Did あなた guys even see Twilight? または New Moon? Because I'm pretty sure you're making assumptions of what あなた thought または wanted it to be.
次 time あなた decide to make a group about something あなた hate... and sure it's something あなた KNOW is bad. Not something that made 37 million dollars? 'Kay?
~MrsJonasLautner
~# ファン to Taylor Lautner (Jacob Black in TWILIGHT) and the Jonas Brothers.
~Go Twilight!
9: Tell her Aro is coming back for Bella. When she asks あなた why she didn’t see this coming, laugh at her. Run away before she can react.
8: Lock Jasper in a closet for two months. Throw mutt boy in with him so Alice can’t figure out what happened to him. When she asks あなた where he is tell her he is on his honeymoon with Jane. Refuse to tell her where they went.
7: Give all her clothes to charity.
6: Encourage Jacob Black to follow her around. Constantly.
5: Ask her to go shopping with you. Don’t buy anything.
4: Ask her “what’s Jacob doing right now?”.
3: Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming
2: Ask her what あなた will be doing in five 分 every ten minutes.
1: Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.