トワイライト・シリーズ Article: In Response to "Twilight sucks...and not in a good way"

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In Response to "Twilight sucks...and not in a good way"

posted by Jakesgirl94

Ok first of all this is not a twilight hate article. This is in response to one.Trust me I am a twilight addict.So if あなた are 読書 this and あなた have not read the link titled "Twilight sucks . . . and not in a good way" then あなた should go and read it.This will not make sense if あなた have not read that article(Which in itself does not make much sense).

Ok so , first of all this 記事 made me laugh , it is not because it was funny but because whoever wrote it is probable being beaten to death によって twilighters everywhere.So let me say this: "twilight sucks...and not in a good way"Sucks...and not in a good way!
First off , I would just like to tell , whoever あなた are, while your busying yourself with lying on your 75 年 old parents sofa watching spongebob that あなた should really get a life.
If all that あなた can do is hate on people that あなた are jealous of than あなた should really find somone もっと見る worthy of your critisism, to put it lightly.
I think that your parents would be a perfect example of somone like that , I mean , look what they created!
So now to the actual 記事 itself , Bella is clumsy . So what ,it is what makes her Bella.And when あなた say that stephanie writes in a sexist way because Edward helps Bella when she stumbles, So あなた are saying that it would be better for Edward to leave bella on the ground and walk away?Have edward be a jerk instead of a gentleman?Oh yes I'm sure the story would be so much better that way:(
And also about the sex , twilight ファン have been waiting for that for YEARS and SM did it the best she could.I mean What would あなた expect? Bella and Edward live happily ever after in their virgin vampire bodies ? what about jacob?without Renesmee their would be no happy ending for him.

And あなた say that edward should not be a ble to conceve children because all fluids in his body are venom?Two words:FICTIONAL NOVEL.The book is not real!So what ever あなた learned in school doesn't really matter!Since あなた are a Harry potter fan, do あなた care that there is no magical island with a wizard school in your geography corriculum?I don't think so!
So if あなた think that the twilight saga is so bad , why do あなた have to drag everyone else into your personal hate hole?People like twilight and if あなた don't than あなた are at a loss because only your fellow lesbian feminists may agree with you!
SO in conclusion to my 記事 I just want to say that if anyone else decides that they want to クロス over to the dark side of twilight reviews , I will be there to spoil their fun!

abbyhutch35, DramaGeek and 4 others like this

eclipse64 This is a bit....harsh. I normally don't respond to articles like this, because I know that I'll get attacked by fans, but come on people. We all have different opinions. You don't need to attack someone just because they think the book isn't good. Please don't attack me for this comment, but just let people have their opinions. You can disagree politely. You also shouldn't make unfounded accusations about this person. Its sort of rude. Please don't attack me for this comment!!!

isabell118 I agree with what eclipse64 says,this article is a bit harsh.But still how can you be polite to a person that says ALLLLL that!?!Whoever wrote that article needs to brace herself for the angry Twilighter mob that SHE unleashed on HERSELF!!!!!! >:D

twilightaddict I am soooo glad you wrote this. I feel the exact same way. I don't think its harsh. She was the one that wrote the article in the first place. She knew that when she wrote it all of us Twilighters would be hating on her. If people really don't like the books then guess what....DON'T READ IT! I hate Harry Potter, so guess what I'm not going to read them. And I'm not going to ruin everybody's fun that likes Harry Potter by writing long articles about how much it sucks and how much I hate it. I don't think you were being harsh at all. I agree with isabell118 and that this person needs to prepare for the angry Twilighter mob. :) It feels good to get it all out of my system...hahaha. :)

Jakesgirl94 I guess that you are right , it is a bit harsh , but I guess I just read the article and was pretty pissed .When I look over it now I could have been nicer ,sorry if i offended anyone:(

tigerlover656 i totally agree witht he baby thing because i wrote an article on that and everybod telling me that its not possible and i keep trying to tell them that its fictional! anything can happen! and i was right! but i hate the sex. you guys must be like, desparate or something.no offense. i mean thats kind of creepy. not kind of but a lot! sorry if i offended anyone

fictionalornot Whether or not it's fiction doesn't matter. What makes fictional stories so great is that there are explanations on things that make sense and make you able to believe the story is real. Just like Batman. Does Batman exist? I don't think so. But is it logically possible? Yes, it is.

SuicidalSmoke You appall me with this article. It doesn't matter if she wrote an article you didn't agree with. You are tarnishing the names of fans everywhere with this. I hate to think of the poor, sane, respectful fans who have to deal with dimwitted twelve-year-olds like yourself that think it's funny to call anyone with an actual, sane, full supported opinion that is opposite your own a lesbian, or a 75-year-old couch dweller. Have you ever wondered why everyone else on the internet thinks Twilight fans are morons? You're a prime example Someone comes out with a few reasons why they don't agree and you go off the deep end (complete with lack of spelling and punctuation, might I add). I hope you Twilight fans realize just how small and immature some of you are. When a bad review comes out about Harry Potter, or Eragon or a Nora Roberts book, you don't see the fans say "Oh, well she deserves to be mobbed" or "Oh, let's send her death threats" or "We're gonna get you!!!!1" Most people have more sense than that. Most people have tolerance for other's opinions. It's a shame that some of you Twilight fans don't. (Also, it doesn't matter if the book is fictional, it still has to make sense. Harry Potter is fictional. Does that mean JK Rowling writes giant flying pink hippos in whenever she wants? No. It wouldn't make sense. If Harry whipped out a laptop and Googled something, it wouldn't make sense, since wizards don't use Muggle equipment. Stephenie Meyer said that vampires couldn't have children. Essentially, since vampires are dead, Edward's sperm should've decayed, leaving him with nothing left. But it didn't. Now that doesn't make sense, does it?) But really, please come visit [url=http://www.twilightsucks.com]us[/url]. I assure you...we don't bite.

abbyhutch35 I agree with what you said!

vampiressparkle I am 100% on with SuicidalSmoke. Now let me make it very clear that I love Twilight. Any of you who have seen me around the various Twilight spots on the site know just how much I love Twilight. But I am honestly ashamed to call myself a Twilighter right now. Firstly, the world does not revolve around the book. It's just a book. And secondly Miss Rice had an opinion and she shared it with the world. Was the way she stated her opinion a little rude and perhaps a bit extreme? Yeah. Do I agree with her? No. But its her opinion. I'm not going to go and throw a hissy fit every time someone doesn't agree with me. Twilight fans have a reputation of being the brattiest and most irrational and immature fandom out there. And more and more people are proving it right.

abbyhutch35 Guys, the person who wrote the origianal article didn't hold back on anything they felt about Twilight, so why should JakesGirl94 hold back? I don't think any of us should criticize something that someone obviously spent alot of time on.

raucousbeccy So basically you cannot defend the books without resorting to name calling? All people who don't like Twilight must be lesbian feminists, is that what you are trying to say? How ridiculously pathetic, not to mention bordering on homophobic. But hey, you are clearly a SRS BSNS fan, who has blind faith in what ever is spouting in the series and Edward could probably rape and murder Bella but you would still love him, cos, OMG! HE SPARKLES! <3 <3 You mention it is a fictional book, yes it is, of course it is. But when writing books about supernatural creatures or fantasy you have to at least try to adhere to canon or at the very least, know your stuff. Stephanie admitted in an interview she has never read any vamp books, indeed, she hasn't even read anything in the horror / supernatural genre. Which is why she makes herself look like an idiot quite frankly. She said Edward could father children because she read a myth about an incubus and refers to the Denali clan in Midnight Sun as succubus. GUESS WHAT? They are demons, not vampires! Two totally different types of supernatural being. A good writer should at least do proper research. Twihards like yourself are giving every normal fan a bad name. Rabid comes to mind. The world is not going to end because someone doesn't like Twilight. When you grow up you will come to realise that the love Edward and Bella share is pretty obsessive and not healthy. Much like the way Twilight fans obsess over Edward and the books. Hell, even Robert Pattinson figured that out about Edward and he is playing him. I have been involved in some crazy fandoms in my time but believe me, I hadn't seen anything till Twilight exploded. For the record, I have read all the books. I quite enjoy them, but in a so-bad-they're-good kind of way. Stephanie Meyer, in the grand scheme of writers, is pretty bad. Although, if your spelling and punctuation is anything to go by, it is clear why you might have not figured that out.

Purple_Iris If you are going to "spoil (their) fun," you could at least use the Spelling and Grammar checker first.

TwilitEyes ok, at first, i have to admit that i agreed with you and i hated it. but now i've come to realize that your being kind of harsh. i mean, people are out there right now talking about how twilight is just for a bunch of fan girls that are wanna be vampires that are too emotional and pms'ing, and that they're taking over places like hot topic because of twilight. so i think that you shouldn't yell at whoever wrote the original article because it was their opinion and they can hate us if they want to.

alice_cullen_12 Can we all just calm down! (Please don't bite my head off for saying that!) I Agree with the article, I think, but I couldn't find "Twilight Sucks, and not in a good way." I still love Twilight more than anything else in the world! Also, all the Twilight haters are not lesbian feminists! So thanks for saying that about my BEST FRIEND!!!!!!!!! Really, you say it's not good to write a hate article, but you just did! (And what's wrong with lesbian feminists, anyway?) I LOVE EDWARD CULLEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

alice_cullen_12 Hey! I told my friends that they're lesbian feminists to you, and their ready to KILL you! And their parents have chainsaws, if you know what I mean.............

vijiis Well, flame me for saying it, but the other article was absolutely right. Stop acting so immature if you disagree, and respond like an intelligent human being.

alice_cullen_12 I DID respond like an intelligent human being. Do you have a reason why the other article was right, vijiis? My mother always says: You have to have a reason to if you say your opinion. So you're being immature if you say that Twilight sucks without a reason. By the Way, are you calling me un-intelligent?

alice_cullen_12 Are you going to answer me, or run away from the comments you don't agree with? You'll never go very far if you can't take construstive critism. So respond, or be hypocritical.

teamedward2009 CAN SOMEBODY LEAD ME TO THE ORIGINAL ARTICAL PLEASE?!?!?!?!

alice_cullen_12 teamedward2009, search for "Twilight Sucks and Not in a Good Way" and then look at links. There's only one link. (a link that sucks!)

arachnamist well, to be perfectly honestly with all of you; i find all of you extremely hypocritical. you say that "everyone is entitled to their own opinion" and yet, you go on to say on how twilight is awesome and that everyone should like it.

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new moon edwards POV part 4

posted by _madz_

here is the 次 one!!

just before i start, if あなた read this and find a spelling mistake または anything else that's wrong, could あなた let me know? i know i sound like a perfectionist but it irritates me. thanks, hope あなた enjoy this bit!
p.s this story isnt mine all credit goes to steph meyer

Demetri and Felix relaxed instantly, and I dropped my arms in defeat.
“Jane.” I sighed in recognition and resignation.
Alice’s thoughts came from beside me. Just stick to the script, no deviations.
Alice crossed her arms and remained impassive. She had seen what would happen if a fight broke out now.
“Follow...

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moonphase chapter 3 Wow

posted by iluvtwilight123

"Congrats Nessie," i 発言しました awkwardly. I knew i should have prepared for this but i didnt know she would get it so soon.I mean she is only 12 years old physically but alive for 2 years now.
I moved her out of earshot and told her "Well honey あなた know about the birds and the bees so i just want to tell あなた be safe," i 発言しました it fast but i couldnt help it she was growing to fast. So i looked at Edward for help "Mood swings" he mouthed. Renesmee seemed to know that because wshe didnt want to hear anymore of it so she went to 1st base.
For a girl that has no atheletic ability i rule at baseball, I...

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Starlit - Chapter 4

posted by Yoss

Chapter 4 - Electric

I closed my eyes with great effort. I couldn’t take my eyes away from the electric sapphire blue eyes.

“Whirl around! Whirl around!” My mind screamed at me. I tried to 移動する my body and follow my mind’s bidding but it seemed my body has a mind of its own. It refused to follow. I opened my eyes. The sapphire eyes that held me captive a while 前 were no longer on the pond’s reflection. My body automatically turned its back on the pond. My eyes scanned the garden in front of me until my eyes found him.

He was casually leaning on a giant チェリー blossom’s trunk. He...

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Starlit - Chapter 2

posted by Yoss

Chapter 2 - Playful

The soft, cool breeze stirred my hair. I purred in contentment – not wanting to open my eyes, though I’m fully awake now. I’m sure Aunt Alice would come – barreling, anytime soon. I rolled on my back hugging my pillow.

A light shone directly on my face.

“Uncle Emmett, quit it” I complained as I buried my face with my pillow. “Don’t あなた think its way too early for practical jokes?” I demanded, my voice muffled によって the pillow. I’m sure my goofy uncle could still hear me clearly.

The light shone relentlessly, now making my arm, which holds my pillow, warm....

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A Russet Noon Begins After A Breaking Dawn

posted by russet-noon

After the twilight, a new moon is obscured によって an eclipse. Then a breaking dawn threatens to end it all. But after the sun leaves the dawn behind to rise to its zenith, a russet noon begins with a new adventure.

If you're a twilight ファン who wonders what would have happened after the end of the saga, あなた might want to consider 読書 the tribute sequel to Breaking Dawn: Russet Noon.

Check out the preface on YouTube at link

and also the official site at www.russet-noon.com

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Kristen´s Interview (Brazilian Magazine)

posted by mari_giovani

The Cover

Now, this is the interview that Kristen gave to a Brazilian Magazine (the same that i 投稿されました Rob´s interview from) in November and here´s the translation! (sorry for taking so long)

*What do あなた have in common with Bella?
Kristen: When あなた read the book, あなた immediately feel like Bella. She has the same qualities as many girls wish they had. She´s very self sufficient and i´m also like that.

*What kind of 本 do あなた like to read?
Kristen: I´ve read East of Eden, from John Steinbeck, so many times. And it´s a book that my whole family read it. It´s weird, I always go to bookstores, but...

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Kayla, Chapter 29

posted by twilight-7

There were two vampires. A was a male and a female. The male was as tall as Emmett but not built like Emmett was. The male vampire was strong; あなた could see that clearly, the シャツ he wore was straining against his chest and arms. He had cropped black hair and his eyes glinted red. The female 次 to him was as tall as me. I was five foot nine. She had long flowing 栗 brown hair and her eyes were black. She wasn’t standing still. She was kind of jumping from one foot to the other, restlessly.
Edward stood beside me. He was holding my hand tightly and I could feel the tension and rolling...

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Who Do I think should play Heidi Volturi

posted by kellyclarkson12

Well,for the role of Heidi Volturi I have chosen an actress from One 木, ツリー Hill.She's called Daneel Harris.Here are the reasons why she should play Heidi:
1.She is very tall
2.She has mahagony red hair.
3.She is very good at remembering the script.

So,overall, I think that Daneel Harris would be the perfect actress playing Heidi and also she represents the characteristics of her character..

I don't think that AnnaLyne McCord Will make a good Heidi Volturi in New Moon.She doesn't represent the characteristics of her character.

So the One 木, ツリー丘, ヒル星, つ星 Daneel Harris will make a perfect Heidi!

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Bella's alternative- the life if she chose Jacob over Edward

posted by yazangi

One 日 in the town of Forks- well あなた know how it goes, this is what happens if Bella was put in the position where she was forced to pick Jacob over Edward.
The story begins when Edward over hears Bella talking with Angela one 日 and they were talking about children. He got extremely upset so he decided to argue with her until it came to the point where she would get worn out and pick Jacob over. Obviously though it wasnt going to work so Alice had to lie to Bella about her seeing herself with a family but it was just snapshots so it had to be with Jacob so she gets married to him and Edward...

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Rob & Kristen one of the sexiest screen couples!

posted by sweet_twilight

Since the link I was going to put up isnt working. I'm going to put this as an article.

The 上, ページのトップへ 10 Sexiest Screen Couples:
1. Ryan ゴスリング & Rachel McAdams (THE NOTEBOOK): 14%
2. Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie (MR. & MRS. SMITH): 10%
3. Richard Gere & Julia Roberts (PRETTY WOMAN): 9%
4. Patrick Swayze & Jennifer Grey (DIRTY DANCING): 6%
5. Leonardo DiCaprio & Kate Winslet (TITANIC): 5%
6. Patrick Swayze & Demi Moore (GHOST): 4%
7. Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart (TWILIGHT): 4%
8. Heath Ledger & Jake Gyllenhaal (BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN): 3%
9. Brad Pitt & Geena Davis (THELMA & LOUISE): 3%
10. Johnny Depp & Juliette Binoche (CHOCOLAT): 2%

Rob and Kristen make it to number 7! I'm happy!!!

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Kayla, Chapter 17

posted by twilight-7

I felt numb. The three ヴァンパイア that had run into my house were still standing there. I didn’t know why. I knew they weren’t in shock, they had known this was going to happen. They just hoped they could have stopped it. They moved incredibly fast. One went to Charlie, one came to me and the other stood there, her face blank.
Edward wrapped his cold arms around me and pulled me off the back of the couch. He lifted me gently in his arms. I didn’t protest and I didn’t struggle. I let him.
“Carlisle, we’ll have to get him to hospital now,” Alice spoke quietly. She was trying not to...

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New Story - Chapter 8

posted by dinosteph

So, I finally wrote this chapter, I've been preoccupied for the past week または so, but it's finally here. I'm getting really excited with my story line and I hope you're all enjoying it, if not, let me know what あなた don't like and I'll see what I can do about it :P

End of Chapter 7

“EDWARD!” Alice yelled from outside.

Edward reached around me and carefully started to lift me.

“Ugg!” I moaned, noticing that the pain skipped intense, making it's way closer to extreme now. He hesitated before placing me back down, causing the pain to flair up again, the room was suddenly spinning and his face...

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Kayla, Chapter 7

posted by twilight-7

Chapter 7.

Edward's thoughts - bold
Kayla's thoughts - italics

I jumped to the side and Edward landed in the spot I was in before. He turned to me, his ゴールド eyes glittering. He stared at me before jumping at me again. I met him this time in mid air. We crashed together and fell to the ground but just before we landed I flipped round so he would receive the impact. We landed with a loud thud that probably shook the trees. I jumped backwards off him and crouched. When he stood up I flew at him, wrapping my legs around his marble chest. I held my hands on either side of his face and turned his head...

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Running Through The Night -- Twilight FanFic.

posted by wanderingk

Chapter One - Little Miss Katrina
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I looked out to the clouds. Renee-uh I mean Mom-stares at me. Phil, eh, dad, keeps his eyes on the road.
"Ughh! Why do あなた have to bring me to meet my new sister? She doesnt have to know about me, CAN WE PLEASE GO HOME?" I beg. Renee smiles.
"Kat, Bella will be glad to see you."
"Its not her I dont want to meet," I pout.
"Oh, Edward. Dont worry, he wont bite."
I scowl.
"Dear God, PLEASE LET ME LIVE!" I beg. Phil and Renee laugh.
"You will 愛 Nessie," Phil assures me. Who names their daughter Renensmee? Who? My...

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Kayla, Chapter 5

posted by twilight-7

this is a bit short, i know. it's just a part that i wanted to write were its just Kayla and Edward.

I was still in Edward’s car, parked outside my house. We were sitting in silence, neither of us saying anything または thinking. It was easier than I thought to be able to sit 次 to him. I thought that because I knew what he was, that I would be scared of him but I wasn’t. Not an ounce of fear was in my body.
“You’re not scared of me,” Edward stated.
“No,” I answered. “And I don’t know why.”
“I think I do,” he said. He flashed a smile at me.
What are you? he thought.
“Let me...

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Moonlight - Chapter Nine

posted by Twilight_F

I Am soooo sorry this is so late...my computer crashed. I hope あなた like it please read and rate!!! Oh ANd comment!! Enjoy!!!!!!!!!

CHAPTER 9

Edwards POV

I ran so fast I reached there in half the time I thought. But the hole way I was thinking about her. It has been nearly a 月 and I am still not over her.
When I arrived at the door I ワカサギ, 錬金術 a familiar scent but ignored it, ‘its my imagination’. But the Denali’s were out hunting.
So I sat on the step waiting while looking at the stars. When they did arrive back I was not expecting what I saw....

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Without A Glance(Sequal to Living Life With The Wolves)

posted by wanderingk

This is how I picture Scout/Nelly. Sure this is from The Secret Life Of The American Teenager but this is still how Scout/Nelly looks.

Chapter One : What The Hell Did I Do To Derserve This?
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It was a beautiful autumn day. Little golden leaves fluttered from trees along with crimson and チョコレート colored ones. The crimson are my personal favorite.
Seth is away again. I am staying with Emily. She cooks me クッキー with little チョコレート chips. The color reminds me of the leaves. She hands me sweet お茶, 紅茶 and I feel welcome compared to the other day. I had gotten into a big fight with Sam. Leah laughed most of the time but I kept my eyes in a glare. Emily looked horrified. Eventualy...

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Visions Chp. 2

posted by 2bearz

dis 1s a bit short, sorry!

I went up to the secretary and asked her for my schedule, she gave me that and a map of the school. My first class was in room 121, english. I walked to that room and when I opened the door it slammed into the wall, emberrasing! Every head turned to look at me, their thoughts all the same thingNizhoni, the new girl. Wow, word sure travels fast around here. Oh yes, this town is as small as Tuba City. The teacher thoughts were all surrounded on this woman who looked too young for him. He 発言しました " Nizhoni Begay I presume?"

" Yep." I 発言しました to him while all the kids started...

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Visions Chp. 1

posted by 2bearz

I'm copying a bit from a story called Northern Lights! Hope あなた like it!

Hey, my name is Nizhoni Begay. Typical name あなた would hear out on the Navajo rez, but it's better than nothing. I'm about 16 and just had to do one of the most devestating things in my life. Moving from sunny, sandy, beautiful Tuba City to cloudy, leafy, dreary town of Forks, in Washington! I've always loved the sun and now here I am. My mom just had to go and throw herself at the first wealthy man she could get, but whatever, he's realy nice and young, and she actually seems happy.
Anyways that's not the most crazy thing...

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Moonlight - Chapter Four

posted by Twilight_F

Here is the fourth chapter. I am SOO pleased that people like it. It makes Me REALLY happy!!!!!! I got my ideas from the Twilight 本 [Obviously] and so there are connections! Please read, rate and comment. Enjoy!

Chapter Four

PLEASE REMEMBER THAT EDWARD AND BELLA USUALLY SPEAK IN THEIR HEADS UNLESS IT SAYS SO

That evening we went out to look for houses (this meant running around and looking for the nicest one). I found this funny.
We couldn’t stay here because there was a risk of someone recognising me. So Carlisle wanted to buy a house in Australia. But Esme had other ideas. She loved renovating...