A.k.a. 10 ways to get yourself killed.
10: Sign him up for anger management.
…no one can deny he doesn’t need it
9: “Accidentally” sign him up for an Edward ファン club. Force him to go to every single meeting.
8: Force him to play a game with あなた that あなた invented. Change the rules every 5 秒 so he loses.
7: 表示する him those 愛 letters “Victoria” sent Edward.
6: Tell him Victoria likes men who wear tutus. Buy him one; get all offended when he doesn’t wear it. Start crying and don’t stop until he puts it on. Video tape him in it and send it to the Cullens’, the Volturi, the Quileutes, Victoria, etc.
5: Chase him around with garlic. Get Jacob Black to help.
4: lock him in a room with Edward, Jacob, Mike, etc and before あなた leave remind them about how James wanted to murder Bella. Watch the fun!
3: Give him a camera with no casette in it to film Bella in the ballet-studio.
2: Force him to read about his death in Twilight. Cry and then laugh under your breath. Make sure he hears both.
1: When he is making his evil plans to get Bella, randomly say things under your breath like “That’s not going to work!” または “You’re funeral”, または “A piece of cheese could come up with a plan もっと見る cunning than that.”
10: Sign him up for anger management.
…no one can deny he doesn’t need it
9: “Accidentally” sign him up for an Edward ファン club. Force him to go to every single meeting.
8: Force him to play a game with あなた that あなた invented. Change the rules every 5 秒 so he loses.
7: 表示する him those 愛 letters “Victoria” sent Edward.
6: Tell him Victoria likes men who wear tutus. Buy him one; get all offended when he doesn’t wear it. Start crying and don’t stop until he puts it on. Video tape him in it and send it to the Cullens’, the Volturi, the Quileutes, Victoria, etc.
5: Chase him around with garlic. Get Jacob Black to help.
4: lock him in a room with Edward, Jacob, Mike, etc and before あなた leave remind them about how James wanted to murder Bella. Watch the fun!
3: Give him a camera with no casette in it to film Bella in the ballet-studio.
2: Force him to read about his death in Twilight. Cry and then laugh under your breath. Make sure he hears both.
1: When he is making his evil plans to get Bella, randomly say things under your breath like “That’s not going to work!” または “You’re funeral”, または “A piece of cheese could come up with a plan もっと見る cunning than that.”
So, the past week had been filled with Twilight pictures. Everyday we got at least 2 amazing pictures. Well, now that the Twilight Illistrated Movie Companion is out, there are scans of pictures from the movie in the book on the internet.
And someone from LiveJournal really caught my eye... in a bad way. This particular person is saying stuff like "**** Summit" または "**** Twilight Illustrated Movie Companion". What I don't get is... Why do they choose to look at the pictures?! The person who 投稿されました these pictures warned that they would be spoilers, and announced not click the link if they didn't want to see them.
Those who want to be surprised によって the movie, that's fine. But they shouldn't go around cussin Summit または Stephenie Meyer または any other fansite because they chose to view them.
And someone from LiveJournal really caught my eye... in a bad way. This particular person is saying stuff like "**** Summit" または "**** Twilight Illustrated Movie Companion". What I don't get is... Why do they choose to look at the pictures?! The person who 投稿されました these pictures warned that they would be spoilers, and announced not click the link if they didn't want to see them.
Those who want to be surprised によって the movie, that's fine. But they shouldn't go around cussin Summit または Stephenie Meyer または any other fansite because they chose to view them.