A.k.a. 10 ways to get yourself killed.
10: Sign him up for anger management.
…no one can deny he doesn’t need it
9: “Accidentally” sign him up for an Edward ファン club. Force him to go to every single meeting.
8: Force him to play a game with あなた that あなた invented. Change the rules every 5 秒 so he loses.
7: 表示する him those 愛 letters “Victoria” sent Edward.
6: Tell him Victoria likes men who wear tutus. Buy him one; get all offended when he doesn’t wear it. Start crying and don’t stop until he puts it on. Video tape him in it and send it to the Cullens’, the Volturi, the Quileutes, Victoria, etc.
5: Chase him around with garlic. Get Jacob Black to help.
4: lock him in a room with Edward, Jacob, Mike, etc and before あなた leave remind them about how James wanted to murder Bella. Watch the fun!
3: Give him a camera with no casette in it to film Bella in the ballet-studio.
2: Force him to read about his death in Twilight. Cry and then laugh under your breath. Make sure he hears both.
1: When he is making his evil plans to get Bella, randomly say things under your breath like “That’s not going to work!” または “You’re funeral”, または “A piece of cheese could come up with a plan もっと見る cunning than that.”
10: Sign him up for anger management.
…no one can deny he doesn’t need it
9: “Accidentally” sign him up for an Edward ファン club. Force him to go to every single meeting.
8: Force him to play a game with あなた that あなた invented. Change the rules every 5 秒 so he loses.
7: 表示する him those 愛 letters “Victoria” sent Edward.
6: Tell him Victoria likes men who wear tutus. Buy him one; get all offended when he doesn’t wear it. Start crying and don’t stop until he puts it on. Video tape him in it and send it to the Cullens’, the Volturi, the Quileutes, Victoria, etc.
5: Chase him around with garlic. Get Jacob Black to help.
4: lock him in a room with Edward, Jacob, Mike, etc and before あなた leave remind them about how James wanted to murder Bella. Watch the fun!
3: Give him a camera with no casette in it to film Bella in the ballet-studio.
2: Force him to read about his death in Twilight. Cry and then laugh under your breath. Make sure he hears both.
1: When he is making his evil plans to get Bella, randomly say things under your breath like “That’s not going to work!” または “You’re funeral”, または “A piece of cheese could come up with a plan もっと見る cunning than that.”
black moon ファン im so sorry im not 書く very often hope your not mad!
i cant write every 日 cause of my ホーム works :(
but dont give up on me i promise to write soon!!
and thanks 4 your support!
and i want to know if u want me to continue または start new ones i have plenty of new ideas!!
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im really sorry!
and thanks 4 your supports again!
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bye!!
i cant write every 日 cause of my ホーム works :(
but dont give up on me i promise to write soon!!
and thanks 4 your support!
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Regarding Kayla.....
Guys, I regret to inform あなた that my internet had committed technical suicide. I have stolen someone's laptop to write this and I hate to tell あなた that until someone revives my internet no further Kayla chapters can be posted.
This is an unforseen event and I will kick as many asses as I can to get the internet working agan.
I will continue to write the chapters and try to steal as many laptops and PCs as possible to post them.
I hate that I leave my story with あなた at such a critical point. Unfortunately this post is just a spur of the moment thing and I don't have my memory stick with me または I'd shove a chapter on at the end of this message.
Very sorry my peeps. あなた can verbally abuse me, my internet または BT broadband または all three!
Emmii-Luu
Guys, I regret to inform あなた that my internet had committed technical suicide. I have stolen someone's laptop to write this and I hate to tell あなた that until someone revives my internet no further Kayla chapters can be posted.
This is an unforseen event and I will kick as many asses as I can to get the internet working agan.
I will continue to write the chapters and try to steal as many laptops and PCs as possible to post them.
I hate that I leave my story with あなた at such a critical point. Unfortunately this post is just a spur of the moment thing and I don't have my memory stick with me または I'd shove a chapter on at the end of this message.
Very sorry my peeps. あなた can verbally abuse me, my internet または BT broadband または all three!
Emmii-Luu
あなた know Robert's song, Never Think, is on the Twilight soundtrack, right? Well my dad overheard me listening to the song and 発言しました he has NO TALENT.
I don't geddit. He says the bands I listen to have no talent. I say Robert has tons of talent, but some people just don't SEE it. I think he's great for the role of Edward, and his voice is awesome, but I guess it's the way he sang for the recording.
Anyways, I want to let all of あなた know is that my dad will never change his tastes. I hate that. He'll keep bothering me because I'd ended my Jonas Brothers' Stage. He'll bother me because my sister listens to Hannah Montana/ Miley Cyrus. Why does he bother me further when I stay in the Twilight Stage?!!! I saw how big this fanspot is, and whoa, if my dad saw this, he'd lay off.
*Giggle*
I 愛 Twilight, and hopefully, that'll NEVER change. Oops, baby brother on the prowl.
See ya!
I don't geddit. He says the bands I listen to have no talent. I say Robert has tons of talent, but some people just don't SEE it. I think he's great for the role of Edward, and his voice is awesome, but I guess it's the way he sang for the recording.
Anyways, I want to let all of あなた know is that my dad will never change his tastes. I hate that. He'll keep bothering me because I'd ended my Jonas Brothers' Stage. He'll bother me because my sister listens to Hannah Montana/ Miley Cyrus. Why does he bother me further when I stay in the Twilight Stage?!!! I saw how big this fanspot is, and whoa, if my dad saw this, he'd lay off.
*Giggle*
I 愛 Twilight, and hopefully, that'll NEVER change. Oops, baby brother on the prowl.
See ya!