Bridgette as hot goddess

(BTW, I'll be the teacher of this story!!!)

Courtneyfan6: Okay, class. Today's the behavior integer day.
Amy: (laughs) Integers are so dumb like my twin sister Samey.
Courtneyfan6: (scary voice) Amy, shut up! (normal voice) Anyways, I'm too lazy to do the classwork so here are your integers.
(-10: Courtney and Duncan)
Courtney: Yes! Me and my boyfriend Duncan got -10's!
Courtneyfan6: Good job, Courtney and Duncan. あなた two are the best students ever! Please go to the Principal's office to make her proud!
(-9: Lindsay)
Lindsay: Yes! I got a -9!
Courtneyfan6: Good job, Lindsay! あなた get 2 years off! Go...

Ok,You know the rules I'm sure so if あなた know them あなた skip to number 5.First rule:The couples have to be from total drama. Rule 2:I didn't say canon so it can be fanon too.Rule 3:This is my opinion don't bash me for it.So now lets start.

5.Courtney and Duncan
Do I even have to say whats wrong with this couple.First Problem they don't get along I'm mean at all and that's a big Problem wait no that's a huge problem.You can't have a relate with each other causing the 秒 Problem.Second Problem they won't put each other first.I know Courtney did care for Duncan when he got hurt but that's one...