Kay: Welcome everyone to Total Drama Relax (jk)
1st of all it's called total drama relax (jk) because well, look around! We are in Africa right near the Tigers, Lions ,and Rhinos. In fact, we are 5 mi. from them! Lol! i 愛 this show.
Time for the campers to come. First we have Justice.

Justice: こんにちは everyone! About my adition..

Kay:Now we have Zoey

Zoey: What's up everyone! Of course あなた seen me on many other shows...

Kay: Jamie's on!

Jamie: Try not to mess with me! Dont't think about playing dumb around me! Got that!?!?

Kay: ok......

Ray: Is it my turn already?

Kay: It is now.

Ray: こんにちは everyone! I'm Raynetta Maciella Ilaria Liviana...

Kay: Shut up already! We don't need to know ur real name!

Ray: Harsh...

Arianna: Really harsh. こんにちは everyone! I'm Matrix! I have also been on lots of other shows.Like total drama...

Kay: This is taking forever! Now we have the rast of the cast.

Penny: こんにちは everyone! I'm pe... *Brittney pushes her*

Brittney: Wow! We are so close to The lions! Cool!

Penny: oh no u didn't!

Brittney: What did i do?

Penny: *pushes Brittney* *now they have a cat fight*


Star: I 愛 fighting! Sooooo cool!

Amanda: Totally fuc**** cool!

Star: i no rite!?!

Jared: Ladies, Ladies... Stop.

Brittney: U can't make us!

Penney: yea!


Lucas: Who's the shortie?

Alexa: *kicks him in balls*


Lucas: Can't... Even... Bend..

Alexa: I might be short but i still have my way!


Kay: That's all the cast! Stay tune for part 2!