A peacefull lake scene apears.Everything looks so calm and peacefull.Suddenly,the scene,now revealed as a painting,is torn away によって a large looking axe.Chris comes through ,throws the axe somewhere to his left,and looks at the camera.
Chris:Hi!As あなた can remember,we've had so many fun seasons of Total Drama,but this time around,we're taking a HUGE turn!Brace yourself,and welcome to Total...Drama...Paranormal!
--
Theme song plays
--
Chris and Chef come into the scene,which has changed into a very ragged looking terain,featuring a series of abandoned metal tool sheds,arguing.
Chef:I thought we agreed no to that name!
Chris:Well,what other name goes for something like this?!
Chef:Well...um...*thinks for a second* How about Believers?
Chris:What?
Chef:Total Drama Believers!
Chris:*sigh*Fine,we'll go for your idea.*faces the screen*Slight Name Change,it's now Total Drama Believers because Mr.Fussy pants has to have his way.
Chris pouted slighty,then continued walking until he stops at what looks to be a poorly made dirt road.Chef walked up behind him and gave him a weird look.
Chef:How exactly they' gonna get here?
Chris:Well,we couldn't exactly afford anything else,sooooomtheir coming によって horse!
Chef:Right.And what are we gonna do with the horses?
Chris:......They go back to the trainer walking them here.
Chef:Damn
Chris gives Chef a startled look,then turns the other direction when he hears a noise.
Chris:Ah,here they are!
A line of 馬 stop and someone jumps off.
Chris:Alex,welcome dude!
Alex:Hey!So...uh,the others?
Chris:You were first dude
Alex:Right,I know this,but when are they going to get off?
Chris:Right now!Hey Elita!
Elita blushes,and looks another way
Elita:H-hi.
Chris:Yeah...Storm!Mizzie!Hey!
Storm glares at him.
Mizzie:Hi!
Chris:..Kay..Akward...Jacob!How's it going,dude!
Jacob:Hiya!
Chris:Bree!Lucy!What's up!
Lucy:Nothing.
Chris:...Ugh..Well heres-
Chris is inturupted によって three boys arguing.
Boy 1:I 発言しました I wanted to get off first!
Boy 2:It doesn't matter who gets off first,get get your 尻, お尻 off!
Boy 3:Just hurry up!My vodka's getting warm!
Chris:Yeahh...Zatch,Leeroy,and Mr.Fluffykins!You ruined your own Introductions!
Zatch:Sorry.
Leeroy:I told あなた to get off!
Leeroy spoke in a british accent,that made him sound way もっと見る sophisticated than Zatch
Chris:Yeah...Tak!Welcome!
Tak:Yeah...hi...
Chris:...Why is everything so akward here,people!Come on!
Alex:Well,I don't know,maybe because you've gathered a bunch of -
Chris:Up-ba-p-pp!Shh!!!The audiance doesn't know yet!
Storm:Does anybody even watch this show?!
Chris:Yes!!!!Anyways,last,and hopefully least,are Buddy and Buster!
No one got off.
Chris:I 発言しました BUDDY AND BUSTER!
Buster:Hold on,dude!Buddy fell asleep,and I can't wake him up!
Chris gave them a dirty look,and pulled out a blow horn.
Chris:Leave it to me.
Chris walks up to the horse Buddy's on,and the blow horn goes off.
Buddy:Gah!I'm awake!I'm awake!
Zatch,Mr.Fluffykins,and Buster all laugh at him while the others give them weird looks.
Bree:Um...kay?
Chris:Well,now that everyone's here,it's time for a tour!
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To be continued :3
Chris:Hi!As あなた can remember,we've had so many fun seasons of Total Drama,but this time around,we're taking a HUGE turn!Brace yourself,and welcome to Total...Drama...Paranormal!
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Theme song plays
--
Chris and Chef come into the scene,which has changed into a very ragged looking terain,featuring a series of abandoned metal tool sheds,arguing.
Chef:I thought we agreed no to that name!
Chris:Well,what other name goes for something like this?!
Chef:Well...um...*thinks for a second* How about Believers?
Chris:What?
Chef:Total Drama Believers!
Chris:*sigh*Fine,we'll go for your idea.*faces the screen*Slight Name Change,it's now Total Drama Believers because Mr.Fussy pants has to have his way.
Chris pouted slighty,then continued walking until he stops at what looks to be a poorly made dirt road.Chef walked up behind him and gave him a weird look.
Chef:How exactly they' gonna get here?
Chris:Well,we couldn't exactly afford anything else,sooooomtheir coming によって horse!
Chef:Right.And what are we gonna do with the horses?
Chris:......They go back to the trainer walking them here.
Chef:Damn
Chris gives Chef a startled look,then turns the other direction when he hears a noise.
Chris:Ah,here they are!
A line of 馬 stop and someone jumps off.
Chris:Alex,welcome dude!
Alex:Hey!So...uh,the others?
Chris:You were first dude
Alex:Right,I know this,but when are they going to get off?
Chris:Right now!Hey Elita!
Elita blushes,and looks another way
Elita:H-hi.
Chris:Yeah...Storm!Mizzie!Hey!
Storm glares at him.
Mizzie:Hi!
Chris:..Kay..Akward...Jacob!How's it going,dude!
Jacob:Hiya!
Chris:Bree!Lucy!What's up!
Lucy:Nothing.
Chris:...Ugh..Well heres-
Chris is inturupted によって three boys arguing.
Boy 1:I 発言しました I wanted to get off first!
Boy 2:It doesn't matter who gets off first,get get your 尻, お尻 off!
Boy 3:Just hurry up!My vodka's getting warm!
Chris:Yeahh...Zatch,Leeroy,and Mr.Fluffykins!You ruined your own Introductions!
Zatch:Sorry.
Leeroy:I told あなた to get off!
Leeroy spoke in a british accent,that made him sound way もっと見る sophisticated than Zatch
Chris:Yeah...Tak!Welcome!
Tak:Yeah...hi...
Chris:...Why is everything so akward here,people!Come on!
Alex:Well,I don't know,maybe because you've gathered a bunch of -
Chris:Up-ba-p-pp!Shh!!!The audiance doesn't know yet!
Storm:Does anybody even watch this show?!
Chris:Yes!!!!Anyways,last,and hopefully least,are Buddy and Buster!
No one got off.
Chris:I 発言しました BUDDY AND BUSTER!
Buster:Hold on,dude!Buddy fell asleep,and I can't wake him up!
Chris gave them a dirty look,and pulled out a blow horn.
Chris:Leave it to me.
Chris walks up to the horse Buddy's on,and the blow horn goes off.
Buddy:Gah!I'm awake!I'm awake!
Zatch,Mr.Fluffykins,and Buster all laugh at him while the others give them weird looks.
Bree:Um...kay?
Chris:Well,now that everyone's here,it's time for a tour!
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To be continued :3
Chris:GOING THROUGH ファン THE FASTESS!!!!!!!!!!!
Chief:Um chris?
Chris:NOT NOW!
Chief:CHRIS THEIR CUTOUTS!!!!
Izzy:OOOOOOOOO!!!!
Blaine:Um,this will be easy!!!
Gwen:ok Blaine!
JJ:who wants to help me get through?
*all boys raise their hand*
Bridgette:GEOFF!
Geoff:Oops!
Chris:Ill be timing u and the team with the less time wins a reward,2nd team gets nothing,3rd team 投票 someone off!
Sara:Oh my god!
Chris:TEAM ポップコーン GO!
*they run*
*after they finish*
Chris:42 seconds!TEAM AWARD GO!
*after they finish*
Chris:OUCH!59 seconds!
Sky:BULL!
Chris:If team 星, つ星 beats u u guys vote someone off!GO TEAM 星, つ星 GO!
*after they finish*
Chris:Winners are team popcorn!
Team popcorn:YAY!!!!!!!!!
Chris:And 2nd place is.......TEAM AWARD!
Team award!:YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chris see u at elemination team star!
(if your a team 星, つ星 vot off one of these people)
Charlie
Fiona
JJ
Penny
Jake
LeShawna
Chief:Um chris?
Chris:NOT NOW!
Chief:CHRIS THEIR CUTOUTS!!!!
Izzy:OOOOOOOOO!!!!
Blaine:Um,this will be easy!!!
Gwen:ok Blaine!
JJ:who wants to help me get through?
*all boys raise their hand*
Bridgette:GEOFF!
Geoff:Oops!
Chris:Ill be timing u and the team with the less time wins a reward,2nd team gets nothing,3rd team 投票 someone off!
Sara:Oh my god!
Chris:TEAM ポップコーン GO!
*they run*
*after they finish*
Chris:42 seconds!TEAM AWARD GO!
*after they finish*
Chris:OUCH!59 seconds!
Sky:BULL!
Chris:If team 星, つ星 beats u u guys vote someone off!GO TEAM 星, つ星 GO!
*after they finish*
Chris:Winners are team popcorn!
Team popcorn:YAY!!!!!!!!!
Chris:And 2nd place is.......TEAM AWARD!
Team award!:YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chris see u at elemination team star!
(if your a team 星, つ星 vot off one of these people)
Charlie
Fiona
JJ
Penny
Jake
LeShawna
Chris: Okay everybody, whoever dosnt get a pokeball with a berry in it will be elemanated! The pokeballs go to Ryan,C.Rose,Desiree,Mack,Crystal l.,Gemz,Jake,Terra,Brock,Duncan,May and Sarah.
Everyone who got a pokeball: YES!
Chris: Okay, Noah and Owen. あなた two are the only people pokemon things that didnt get a pokeball. And one of あなた will be voted off, tonight well really its 5:00 so i dont know if its really night または not but still one of あなた will be voted off. And the last pokeball goes to....
Chef: 焦げ茶色, ダン, dun 焦げ茶色, ダン, dun DUNNNNN!
Chris: *glares at chef* the last pokeball goes to Noah!
Owen: Awww man! Why did あなた guys vote me off?
Mack: Cause あなた ロスト the challange for us!
Ryan: And あなた piss me off.
Owen: AW CRUD. WELL BYE GUYS AND GALS!
*Owen goes in the jet of sadness*
Chris: Stay tuned for the 次 episode of TOTAL DRAMA POKE-MON!
Everyone who got a pokeball: YES!
Chris: Okay, Noah and Owen. あなた two are the only people pokemon things that didnt get a pokeball. And one of あなた will be voted off, tonight well really its 5:00 so i dont know if its really night または not but still one of あなた will be voted off. And the last pokeball goes to....
Chef: 焦げ茶色, ダン, dun 焦げ茶色, ダン, dun DUNNNNN!
Chris: *glares at chef* the last pokeball goes to Noah!
Owen: Awww man! Why did あなた guys vote me off?
Mack: Cause あなた ロスト the challange for us!
Ryan: And あなた piss me off.
Owen: AW CRUD. WELL BYE GUYS AND GALS!
*Owen goes in the jet of sadness*
Chris: Stay tuned for the 次 episode of TOTAL DRAMA POKE-MON!
Eh,no part 2.....I'm bored with it-___-
Sorry to that one person who read it.
Better luck 次 time,huh?
........…..........................eat もっと見る waffles,they're good for the soul.
Tell your mom I had a great time last night;)
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Here's a 一覧 of the following things I don't like:
Green Day
Marvel Comics
Belly Buttons
The word ain't
Most People I see on the street
Having to be 'that guy'
Public Pools
Dropping change in the grass
Robin Williams
Nickelback
Really bad boob jobs
Cold water hitting my teeth
Red Meat
When a small child bites me
Waking up and having something stuck to my face
You.
Nom.Nom.Nom.Nom
Sorry to that one person who read it.
Better luck 次 time,huh?
........…..........................eat もっと見る waffles,they're good for the soul.
Tell your mom I had a great time last night;)
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Here's a 一覧 of the following things I don't like:
Green Day
Marvel Comics
Belly Buttons
The word ain't
Most People I see on the street
Having to be 'that guy'
Public Pools
Dropping change in the grass
Robin Williams
Nickelback
Really bad boob jobs
Cold water hitting my teeth
Red Meat
When a small child bites me
Waking up and having something stuck to my face
You.
Nom.Nom.Nom.Nom
Chris: So... looks like あなた guys forgot the sunscreen. Anyways. Nobody won! Your all unable to go to the ビーチ and have a good time!
So vote....
*Confessional*
Zoey: I vote off Andrea! She's nothing but a bully!
Ray: *whispers* Andrea, please!
Storm: OWWWWWWWWWWW! WATER HURTS!
Mizzie: OK, well i didnt really go to the beach. But I heard what she's doing to Zoey. SHE"S LEAVING!
Jar3d: ICE POP!
Addrey: *Picking at back* I think I got sand down my shirt!
*End of confessionals*
Chris:
Alejandro,Harold, Mizzie,Melody, Annie, Ray, Lucas, Jar3d, Addrey, Storm.
Final two are....
Andrea and Zoey.
But tough luck, kid. Andrea you're going.
Andrea: WHAT?! I CAN'T LEAVE! I'LL MAKE THEM PAY ONE によって ONE IF I HAVE TO! ESPECIALLY YOU, RAY!
Chris: Well, that was weird.
2 B CONTINUED
So vote....
*Confessional*
Zoey: I vote off Andrea! She's nothing but a bully!
Ray: *whispers* Andrea, please!
Storm: OWWWWWWWWWWW! WATER HURTS!
Mizzie: OK, well i didnt really go to the beach. But I heard what she's doing to Zoey. SHE"S LEAVING!
Jar3d: ICE POP!
Addrey: *Picking at back* I think I got sand down my shirt!
*End of confessionals*
Chris:
Alejandro,Harold, Mizzie,Melody, Annie, Ray, Lucas, Jar3d, Addrey, Storm.
Final two are....
Andrea and Zoey.
But tough luck, kid. Andrea you're going.
Andrea: WHAT?! I CAN'T LEAVE! I'LL MAKE THEM PAY ONE によって ONE IF I HAVE TO! ESPECIALLY YOU, RAY!
Chris: Well, that was weird.
2 B CONTINUED
Chasia:Aloha *flips hair**grabs blowhorn*EVERYONE WAKE UP,AND GET IN YOUR SWIM SUITES!!
Rayven:Mother fucker!
*everyone walks outside in they're swim suites*
Jared:Girls are hot in they're swim suites
Trent:Ditto!
Harold:I 秒 that!
Aydan:Hm *slaps all three of them*
J,H+T:OW!!!
Chasia:Today is...blind dates!!
Every girls but Rayven,Aydan and Penny:EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Aydan:I think Lindsay got ロスト in the forest..
Rayven:Me too
Penny:Yeah
Chasia:Today,the dates are ビーチ themed!!
Jared:Are あなた serious?
Trent:*whispers to Jared*At least us 2 are surrounded によって hot girls!
Harold:What do あなた mean あなた 2??
Trent:See,you are like a girl,a very wimpy sun-of-a-man :)
Jared: :3
Harold:GAWSH!!
Rayven:Mother fucker!
*everyone walks outside in they're swim suites*
Jared:Girls are hot in they're swim suites
Trent:Ditto!
Harold:I 秒 that!
Aydan:Hm *slaps all three of them*
J,H+T:OW!!!
Chasia:Today is...blind dates!!
Every girls but Rayven,Aydan and Penny:EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Aydan:I think Lindsay got ロスト in the forest..
Rayven:Me too
Penny:Yeah
Chasia:Today,the dates are ビーチ themed!!
Jared:Are あなた serious?
Trent:*whispers to Jared*At least us 2 are surrounded によって hot girls!
Harold:What do あなた mean あなた 2??
Trent:See,you are like a girl,a very wimpy sun-of-a-man :)
Jared: :3
Harold:GAWSH!!
