Chris: Ok This season, We are ganna go beound normale. Farter then the eye can see.Things most people make up. Things あなた might see in fairy tail books. things... well things like what あなた will c in this season of toal drama! In total drama abnormale!!
*theme song*
Chris: this season we will go through losts of test to see how the campers will do if they go to the real world to see the people!I bet u they will not make it!
Luna:Ummmmmmmm....... Human..... we are right here! WE can here ur tiny human mought!
Brittany: Oh like ur's is any bigger!
Luna: what was that insalt?
Brittany: Why did あなた bring a alien here?
Chris: she sined up!
Luna: I was the first to sine up! haha!
Brittany: Can I suck her blood?
Al: Aliens don't have blood.
Brittany: Man!
Luna: haha!
Brittany: How would u know ur a witch?
Al: My frined told me that!
Brittany: Is she a vanpire?
Al: yes!
Brittany: oh!
Chris: let's do the first test! Today's test will be for the vanpires! 線, レイ your first up!
Ray: ok! what do i do?
chris: there is a dummy human that has ロスト of human blood! What do u do?
Ray: i want to drink it!
Chris: Go closer to it and I will see what u do.
Ray: ok!
Chris: *wisper* That blood is really フルーツ punch! We couldn't find real blood!
Ray: Your blood is so tasty! I just want to......... *drinks the blood* こんにちは it's not blood it's フルーツ punch!
Brittany: what?
lulu: He has real blood!
Lilly: let's drink it!
Megan: yeah!
Chris: Guys..... I'm the host!!!!!!!!! that's it for this eposode! Bye! *scream*