First of all if あなた haven't seen the Dumb Ways to Die video, go ahead and watch it now. Just Google it.

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Set 火災, 火 to your gear
Poke a stick at a career
Arrive to the feast late
Use your only 食 as Mockingjay bait

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die, dumb ways to di-i-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die

Attack someone with only a fork
Run around the Cornicopia 芝居 like a dork
Try to teach yourself how to sing
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated groosling

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die, dumb ways to di-i-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die

Invite a psycho-killer inside your camp
Call the star-crossed 恋愛中 Lady and the Tramp
Take your コート off in cold freeze
While you're hiding, loudly sneeze

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die, dumb ways to di-i-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die

Keep a tracker jacker as pet
While in the arena, start placing bets
Eat a tube of nightlock goo
“I wonder what this mine will do?”

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die, dumb ways to di-i-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die

Dress up like Katniss during hunting season
Disturb a nest of tracker jackers for no good reason
Throw something at Clove's head
Try to head around the force field at the arena's edge
Step of the platform early; and you're dead
They may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly

The Dumbest ways to die
Dumbest ways to die
Dumbest ways to di-i-i-ie
So many dumb
So many dumb ways to die

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