First of all if あなた haven't seen the Dumb Ways to Die video, go ahead and watch it now. Just Google it.
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Set 火災, 火 to your gear
Poke a stick at a career
Arrive to the feast late
Use your only 食 as Mockingjay bait
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die, dumb ways to di-i-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die
Attack someone with only a fork
Run around the Cornicopia 芝居 like a dork
Try to teach yourself how to sing
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated groosling
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die, dumb ways to di-i-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die
Invite a psycho-killer inside your camp
Call the star-crossed 恋愛中 Lady and the Tramp
Take your コート off in cold freeze
While you're hiding, loudly sneeze
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die, dumb ways to di-i-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die
Keep a tracker jacker as pet
While in the arena, start placing bets
Eat a tube of nightlock goo
“I wonder what this mine will do?”
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die, dumb ways to di-i-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die
Dress up like Katniss during hunting season
Disturb a nest of tracker jackers for no good reason
Throw something at Clove's head
Try to head around the force field at the arena's edge
Step of the platform early; and you're dead
They may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly
The Dumbest ways to die
Dumbest ways to die
Dumbest ways to di-i-i-ie
So many dumb
So many dumb ways to die
"Be 安全, 安全です at the games. A message from The Capitol."
TM, (C), whatever, belong to me, JasmineValdez
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Set 火災, 火 to your gear
Poke a stick at a career
Arrive to the feast late
Use your only 食 as Mockingjay bait
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die, dumb ways to di-i-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die
Attack someone with only a fork
Run around the Cornicopia 芝居 like a dork
Try to teach yourself how to sing
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated groosling
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die, dumb ways to di-i-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die
Invite a psycho-killer inside your camp
Call the star-crossed 恋愛中 Lady and the Tramp
Take your コート off in cold freeze
While you're hiding, loudly sneeze
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die, dumb ways to di-i-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die
Keep a tracker jacker as pet
While in the arena, start placing bets
Eat a tube of nightlock goo
“I wonder what this mine will do?”
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die, dumb ways to di-i-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die
Dress up like Katniss during hunting season
Disturb a nest of tracker jackers for no good reason
Throw something at Clove's head
Try to head around the force field at the arena's edge
Step of the platform early; and you're dead
They may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly
The Dumbest ways to die
Dumbest ways to die
Dumbest ways to di-i-i-ie
So many dumb
So many dumb ways to die
"Be 安全, 安全です at the games. A message from The Capitol."
TM, (C), whatever, belong to me, JasmineValdez
This is just a joke. Don't take it seriously! I 愛 HG and (most) of these characters! Oh and there might be spoilers, so be careful if あなた haven't read up till Mockingjay!
President Snow- Making young children kill each other is totally fine.
Peeta- Don't tell the girl that あなた 愛 about your feelings for her, until あなた have to kill her.
Mrs. Everdeen- It's fine to blank out on your kids and leave them to fend for themselves. Who cares if your husband died? Just don't take care of your kids and it will be okay.
Gale- Creating a bomb that kills your best friend's little sister is perfectly fine, as long as あなた get your way (which involves killing the entire country)
Katniss- It's okay to break the laws and sell squirrels to the baker whose son あなた have to kill, and whose wife 閲覧数 あなた as trash.
Cinna- It's totally okay to set your clients on fire, then make them hold hands and pretend to be in 愛 before they have to kill each other.
President Snow- Making young children kill each other is totally fine.
Peeta- Don't tell the girl that あなた 愛 about your feelings for her, until あなた have to kill her.
Mrs. Everdeen- It's fine to blank out on your kids and leave them to fend for themselves. Who cares if your husband died? Just don't take care of your kids and it will be okay.
Gale- Creating a bomb that kills your best friend's little sister is perfectly fine, as long as あなた get your way (which involves killing the entire country)
Katniss- It's okay to break the laws and sell squirrels to the baker whose son あなた have to kill, and whose wife 閲覧数 あなた as trash.
Cinna- It's totally okay to set your clients on fire, then make them hold hands and pretend to be in 愛 before they have to kill each other.
