AU: Thank あなた MephilesTheDark for the monkey-thing! And によって the way, this is not really me...
It was the oddest little thing...
A pineapple... With monkey limbs and a little monkey head. The eyes freaked most people out, though. They didn't blink. They were red with yellow outlining, and they followed people.
If people even came close to it, it would chuck vomit at them...
I was stupid enough to sneak up on it and touch it.
It sat on its weird パーチ made of a broken concrete stair, watching others walk by. It slowly cocked it's head to the side. Creepy thing...
I slowly tip-toed up to it from behind. It turned it's head 360° to look at me. It shot vomit like a heat-seeking ミサイル from its throat-hole. The vomit landed on my face. I myself vomited, but on the freaky monkey-thing... Its mouth was still open. It stared at me with almost flaming eyes. One twitched.
I suddenly heard a beeping.
Beep, beep, beep, beep...
Oh crap.
BLOOOOOSHHHH!!
It was the oddest little thing...
A pineapple... With monkey limbs and a little monkey head. The eyes freaked most people out, though. They didn't blink. They were red with yellow outlining, and they followed people.
If people even came close to it, it would chuck vomit at them...
I was stupid enough to sneak up on it and touch it.
It sat on its weird パーチ made of a broken concrete stair, watching others walk by. It slowly cocked it's head to the side. Creepy thing...
I slowly tip-toed up to it from behind. It turned it's head 360° to look at me. It shot vomit like a heat-seeking ミサイル from its throat-hole. The vomit landed on my face. I myself vomited, but on the freaky monkey-thing... Its mouth was still open. It stared at me with almost flaming eyes. One twitched.
I suddenly heard a beeping.
Beep, beep, beep, beep...
Oh crap.
BLOOOOOSHHHH!!
This is actually inspired によって an old 記事 I made here about Horn's average day, I remade it and here it is! Enjoy.
The following takes place between 0 Hours and 2359 Hours
0000 - 0330
Sleep.
0330 - 0530
Shower.
0530 - 0750
Style Hair.
0750 - 0800
Beat Coro With A Blunt または Dull Object While Eating 林檎, アップル Jacks.
0800 - 1100
Get Pissed At The Local Bar.
1100 - 1230
Attempt To Drive Drunk.
1230 - 1231
Unsuccessful.
1231 - 1340
Realize It Was Unsuccessful.
1340 -1400
Return ホーム From Police Station.
1400 - 1610
Clean The House After An 林檎, アップル Jacks And Coro Related Incident.
1610 - 1730
Beat Coro With A Spiked または Sharp Object.
1730 - 1800
Attempt To Relax.
1800 - 1802
Relax.
1802 - 1950
Flirt with (Wo)Men.
1950 - 2130
Sustain Serious Genitalia Damage.
2130 - 2200
Sex.
2200 - 2300
Realize Your Homosexuality.
2300 - 2359
Stay In The Closet
Lather, Rinse & Repeat.
The following takes place between 0 Hours and 2359 Hours
0000 - 0330
Sleep.
0330 - 0530
Shower.
0530 - 0750
Style Hair.
0750 - 0800
Beat Coro With A Blunt または Dull Object While Eating 林檎, アップル Jacks.
0800 - 1100
Get Pissed At The Local Bar.
1100 - 1230
Attempt To Drive Drunk.
1230 - 1231
Unsuccessful.
1231 - 1340
Realize It Was Unsuccessful.
1340 -1400
Return ホーム From Police Station.
1400 - 1610
Clean The House After An 林檎, アップル Jacks And Coro Related Incident.
1610 - 1730
Beat Coro With A Spiked または Sharp Object.
1730 - 1800
Attempt To Relax.
1800 - 1802
Relax.
1802 - 1950
Flirt with (Wo)Men.
1950 - 2130
Sustain Serious Genitalia Damage.
2130 - 2200
Sex.
2200 - 2300
Realize Your Homosexuality.
2300 - 2359
Stay In The Closet
Lather, Rinse & Repeat.
ランダム flashbacks about Bieber opinions:
~At School~
Syd: I hate him! He sounds like a girl!
Aly B: Me too.
~At friend's~
Izzy: Justin's so cute!
Bre: Yeah!
~At my house~
Me: I dunno if I like his 歌う または not...
*finds 愛 Me によって Justin Bieber*
...
*clicks* Me gusta.
*after brushing teeth*
I'm gonna finish my Gatorade!
*drinks*
FFFFFFFFTERRIBLE-but not as bad as オレンジ juice.
Yeah...super-duper bored...
OH! Btw, I'm thinkin' up an AWESOME new story! It's gonna be called...
The Christian Chronicles!
Yes, it is a Christianity-based story, about someone's struggle with faith and life. If あなた are offended によって it, I suggest あなた not read it.
Cast:
Skiibe(skee-bee) Hone the Hedgehog
エンジェル Andrews the Wolf
Tibeste Marcus the Creature
Mint the Cat-Dragon-Dog
もっと見る chars to come! :D
~At School~
Syd: I hate him! He sounds like a girl!
Aly B: Me too.
~At friend's~
Izzy: Justin's so cute!
Bre: Yeah!
~At my house~
Me: I dunno if I like his 歌う または not...
*finds 愛 Me によって Justin Bieber*
...
*clicks* Me gusta.
*after brushing teeth*
I'm gonna finish my Gatorade!
*drinks*
FFFFFFFFTERRIBLE-but not as bad as オレンジ juice.
Yeah...super-duper bored...
OH! Btw, I'm thinkin' up an AWESOME new story! It's gonna be called...
The Christian Chronicles!
Yes, it is a Christianity-based story, about someone's struggle with faith and life. If あなた are offended によって it, I suggest あなた not read it.
Cast:
Skiibe(skee-bee) Hone the Hedgehog
エンジェル Andrews the Wolf
Tibeste Marcus the Creature
Mint the Cat-Dragon-Dog
もっと見る chars to come! :D
Lights flickered all around. " Tails," Teardrop said" We'll never make it. They'll find us and kill us." Tails 発言しました " No. We'll find a way out. I gotta plan."
As the sun bared down on their backs, Tear and Tails sneaked to the beach. " We'll have to swim." Tear 発言しました with a smile. " Uh... uh... uh..." Tails stammered. " What's wrong?" Tear asked. " Um... nothing." Tails said. Tear dived in the water. " Here goes nothing." Tails said. He followed in after her.
They cam to a small island. Tails looked terrified. Tear grinned."This is it. Calypso's island." They walked towards a garden. A small figure appeared. "Hello." she said. "Welcome,visitors." Tails and Tear asked in union:"Who...are you?"
"I am owner of this garden. Prisoner of this island. I am..."
WAIT TILL I FINISH THE WHOLE STORY. I MIGHT SEND IT TO GET PUBLISHED. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYY!
~Teardrop
As the sun bared down on their backs, Tear and Tails sneaked to the beach. " We'll have to swim." Tear 発言しました with a smile. " Uh... uh... uh..." Tails stammered. " What's wrong?" Tear asked. " Um... nothing." Tails said. Tear dived in the water. " Here goes nothing." Tails said. He followed in after her.
They cam to a small island. Tails looked terrified. Tear grinned."This is it. Calypso's island." They walked towards a garden. A small figure appeared. "Hello." she said. "Welcome,visitors." Tails and Tear asked in union:"Who...are you?"
"I am owner of this garden. Prisoner of this island. I am..."
WAIT TILL I FINISH THE WHOLE STORY. I MIGHT SEND IT TO GET PUBLISHED. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYY!
~Teardrop