I CAN SING. I CAN SING SO WELL.
1. Throw whatever training あなた have out the window (though being in a children's choir for five years doesn't count as "training", but whatever helps Emmy Rossum's ファン sleep at night). Emmy's too good to take voice lessons, and so are you, dammit!
2. Make sure your jaw is really tense ALL the time. Emmy's jaw is always tense. I'll let あなた imagine why.
3. Sing through your nose. Trust me, everyone loves a nasal tone.
4. Find unique, bizarre ways to pronounce your vowels. You're too good for proper diction.
5. あなた must make weird sex faces when あなた sing, otherwise あなた are doing it wrong.
6. Write really godawful lyrics that make あなた sound like you're still in elementary school または junior high. If your songs don't sound completely cringeworthy, juvenile, basic, and simplistic, then あなた are doing it wrong.
7. Use the entire world's worth of auto-tune on your albums and EPs. Inside Out, Sentimental Journey, and Carol of the Bells all do this. If あなた don't abuse auto-tune on all your albums, あなた ARE DOING IT WRONG.
8. Sing with ZERO emotion. If あなた sound even slightly interested in what you're singing, then あなた ARE DOING IT WRONG, GODDAMN IT.
Just follow those simple steps, and あなた too will be link, just like Emmy!
If your mouth is open wider than this when you're singing opruh, you are doing it wrong.
just belive we'll be allright together..
just belive we'll be allright for ever..
if we dream ... if we start ... it's all gonna be right
so lets go フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして , give this life a word ..and fly
behind these waves
after all these mistakes
dont care what it takes
just try it
your dream is there
just fly to every where
go on start and and swere
あなた won't leave it
just belive in what あなた are
work hard to go far
and try to be a star
あなた can do it
just belive we'll be alright togather ..
just belive we'll be alright forever ..
so lets go フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして .. give this life a word .. and fly
just belive we'll be allright for ever..
if we dream ... if we start ... it's all gonna be right
so lets go フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして , give this life a word ..and fly
behind these waves
after all these mistakes
dont care what it takes
just try it
your dream is there
just fly to every where
go on start and and swere
あなた won't leave it
just belive in what あなた are
work hard to go far
and try to be a star
あなた can do it
just belive we'll be alright togather ..
just belive we'll be alright forever ..
so lets go フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして .. give this life a word .. and fly
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