Ever wanted to be a link like the link Emmy Rossum? Then here are some tips for you!

1. Throw whatever training あなた have out the window (though being in a children's choir for five years doesn't count as "training", but whatever helps Emmy Rossum's ファン sleep at night). Emmy's too good to take voice lessons, and so are you, dammit!

2. Make sure your jaw is really tense ALL the time. Emmy's jaw is always tense. I'll let あなた imagine why.

3. Sing through your nose. Trust me, everyone loves a nasal tone.

4. Find unique, bizarre ways to pronounce your vowels. You're too good for proper diction.

5. You...

[Soulja Boy Tell Em Verse]

Man it's ridiculous, I got あなた so delirious
Kiss あなた through the phone, while I lick あなた just like liquirish
I'm hold back in 96, and あなた can be my Shasha Fierce
Baby あなた so sexy, I 愛 the way them jeans fit
Put あなた on my team list, Call あなた miss bezzy.
I'm Soulja Boy Tell Em, I can make yo life so easy
And if あなた don't believe me, please don't tease me
Delirious for my love, better yet I got あなた phenen
LET DO IT!

[Verse 1: Taylah P]
Hey over there what's your name
Are あなた for real
Is this a game
You start to smile
And I do the same
I look away but あなた remain
Your eyes starin back...