Mordecai Pokemon Card

Beep- Beep! Beep-Beep! Beep-Beep!
The sound of the clock cut into 線, レイ Bat’s dreams like a needle. He tried to hit the snooze button without opening his eyes and only succeeded in knocking it on the floor, where it sat, still beeping.

“Ugh…” he got out of bed, picked the clock up and pushed the snooze button. Then he put it down and went downstairs. His roommate, Sam, came down a while later. Sam was a large eagle with an unhealthy obsession with chocolate. He looked up at the calendar. “I hate Tuesdays.” He muttered, getting some チョコレート cake out of the fridge.
Ray looked up from...

Mordecai looked up at the night sky. A light hovered, considerately larger than the other stars that shined above them. "What do あなた think that is, Rigby?" He inquired. The light seemed to pulse with energy, getting brighter and then dimmer every few seconds.
"I think it's a UFO!" Rigby excitedly exclaimed. Mordecai looked at Rigby curiously. "What the crap is that supposed to mean?!" He said. Rigby shook his head in disappointment, staring at the energetic light as if it were supposed to do something. "It's an alien spaceship," He expectantly interpreted. "Ya dumbo." Mordecai slapped him...