Use these on your friends. They are fun and awesome. Just like me :)))))))))
F = Friend M = Me
F = Do I need to lock the door?
M = Do I need to tell あなた a hundred times that were not going to have a zombie attack?
Robber = Wheres the money?
Me = In your mouth where your last girlfriend told あなた to put it.
F = How do I swim?
M = Just don't drown.
M = If あなた die, I call getting ALL of your awards for being a smart-alex.
The 人気 girl = Your so stupid!
Me = At least I'm not wearing my シャツ on backwards.
Your friend is telling a long story. If あなた are getting annoyed say this.
Friend = Blah blah blah blah......
Me = I need some asprin
Some ランダム guy/girl = Is this シート, 座席 empty?
あなた = Yes and this one will be too if あなた sit here.
I'll write もっと見る soon!!!
F = Friend M = Me
F = Do I need to lock the door?
M = Do I need to tell あなた a hundred times that were not going to have a zombie attack?
Robber = Wheres the money?
Me = In your mouth where your last girlfriend told あなた to put it.
F = How do I swim?
M = Just don't drown.
M = If あなた die, I call getting ALL of your awards for being a smart-alex.
The 人気 girl = Your so stupid!
Me = At least I'm not wearing my シャツ on backwards.
Your friend is telling a long story. If あなた are getting annoyed say this.
Friend = Blah blah blah blah......
Me = I need some asprin
Some ランダム guy/girl = Is this シート, 座席 empty?
あなた = Yes and this one will be too if あなた sit here.
I'll write もっと見る soon!!!
1.Allen walker (d grey man)
2.Gaara (naruto/shippuden
3.Hatsuharu sohma (fruits basket)
4.Deidara (naruto shippuden)
5.Senri shiki (vampire knight)
6.Tsubasa otori (beyblade/metal masters)
7.Toushiro hitsugaya (bleach the movie)
8.Neji hyuga (naruto/shippuden)
9.Mystel (beyblade g revolution)
10.zelgardis breywords (the slayers)
11.hikaru (ouran highschool host club)
12.china (hetalia) (i think?)
13.hanabusa (vampire knight)
14.takama ichijo (vampire knight)
15.zaku (naruto) (deceased aka dead)
10. Sing “Bad Touch” によって the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9.Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7.End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
6. Whenever he complains または argues, reply with “What are あなた gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
5.Ask him to be a gangsta with あなた for Halloween
4. 表示する him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he thinks that he looks like a pedophile または if it's just you.
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room または says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” によって Madonna.
9.Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7.End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
6. Whenever he complains または argues, reply with “What are あなた gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
5.Ask him to be a gangsta with あなた for Halloween
4. 表示する him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he thinks that he looks like a pedophile または if it's just you.
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room または says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” によって Madonna.
There is a topless 写真 of Sel going around, but it’s FAKE!O_O
Sources connected to Gomez told website TMZ that Selena and company ‘are furious that her reputation is being sullied によって some perverts with Photoshop.’
"The alleged 写真 of Selena Gomez is absolutely not her. Selena’s family is pursuing all available remedies to deal with the offender.” 発言しました her reps.
Now they are going to go after the people responsible.
Awful, isn’t it, some of the weird things people do on the Internet!?
UGGHHHH...
source: TMZ
-Well these stuff don't happen only to famous people,But they also happen to normal fellows and This results in big problems which have no limits!
Sources connected to Gomez told website TMZ that Selena and company ‘are furious that her reputation is being sullied によって some perverts with Photoshop.’
"The alleged 写真 of Selena Gomez is absolutely not her. Selena’s family is pursuing all available remedies to deal with the offender.” 発言しました her reps.
Now they are going to go after the people responsible.
Awful, isn’t it, some of the weird things people do on the Internet!?
UGGHHHH...
source: TMZ
-Well these stuff don't happen only to famous people,But they also happen to normal fellows and This results in big problems which have no limits!
If あなた think あなた 読書 all the books, seeing all the movies, and buying all the stuff makes for a real ファン Twilight fan, wait until あなた read this news.v
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It turns out that there is a woman named Cathy Ward, 49, who is a mega ファン of the series. She has her entire back tattooed with the characters from the series and plans to cover her whole body... WoW!
Cathy discovered the series a few years 前 when a friend gave her the first movie and since then she has been 愛 with all the mythology and characters.
Source: objetivofamosos
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It turns out that there is a woman named Cathy Ward, 49, who is a mega ファン of the series. She has her entire back tattooed with the characters from the series and plans to cover her whole body... WoW!
Cathy discovered the series a few years 前 when a friend gave her the first movie and since then she has been 愛 with all the mythology and characters.
Source: objetivofamosos
Chuck Norris can make onions cry.
Chuck Norris can 削除 the Recycling Bin.
Ghosts are actually caused によって Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
Chuck Norris can strangle あなた with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
Chuck Norris once had a ハート, 心 attack; his ハート, 心 lost.
Chuck Norris doesn't turn the light on; he turns the dark off.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters; not even a mirror is stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's tears can cure aids, too bad he never cries. (silvaze9)