December 14, 2003
Dearest Dave,
I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a ヤマウズラ, 刺青, パートリッジ in a 梨 tree. This was a delightful gift! I couldn't have been もっと見る surprised または pleased darling!
With truly the deepest love,
Agnes
December 15, 2003
Dearest Dave,
Today the postman brought me yet another of your sweet gifts. The two turtule doves that arrived today are adorable, and I'm delighted によって your thoughtful and generous ways.
With all of my love,
Your Agnes
December 16, 2003
Dearest Dave,
You've truly been too kind! I must protest; I don't deserve such generosity. The thought of getting three French hens amazes me. Yet, I am not surprised--what もっと見る should I expect from such a nice person.
Love,
Agnes
December 17, 2003
Dear Dave,
Four calling birds arrived in the mail today. They are truly nice but don't あなた think that enough is enough? あなた are being too romantic.
Affectionately,
Agnes
December 18, 2003
Dearest darling Dave,
It was a surprise to get five golden rings! I now have one for every finger. あなた truly are impossible darling, yet oh how I 愛 it! Quite frankly, all of those squarking birds from the 前 days were starting to get on my nerves. Yet, あなた managed to come through with a beautiful valuable gift!
All my love,
Agnes
December 19, 2003
Dear Dave,
When I opened my door, there were actually six geese a-laying on my front steps. So you're back to the birds again, huh? Those geese are dear, but where will I keep them? The neighbors are complaining, and I am unable to sleep with all the racket. Please stop dear.
Cordially,
Agnes
December 20, 2003
Dave,
What is with あなた and those stupid birds!? Seven swans a-swimming!! What kind of sick joke is this!!?? There are bird droppings everywhere! They never shut up, and I don't get any sleep!!! I'm a nervous wreck! It's not funny あなた weirdo, so stop with the birds.
Sincerely,
Agnes
December 21, 2003
O.K. wise guy,
The birds were bad enough. Now what do あなた expect me to do with eight maids a-milking? If that's not bad enough, they had to bring their cows!! The front lawn was completely ruined によって them, and I can't 移動する in my own house! Just lay off me または you'll be sorry!
Agnes
December 22, 2003
こんにちは loser,
What are you? あなた must be some kind of sadist!! Now there are nine pipers playing, and they certainly do play! They haven't stopped chasing those maids since they got here! The cows are getting upset, and they're stepping all over those screeching birds. The neighbors are getting up a petition to evict me, and I'm going out of my mind!
You'll get yours!
Agnes
December 23, 2003
あなた rotten scum!!!
There are now ten ladies dancing! There is only one problem with that! They're dancing twenty-four hours a 日 all around me with the pipers upsetting the cows and the maids. The cows can't sleep, and they are going to the bathroom everywhere! The building commissioner has subpoenaed me to give cause as to why the house shouldn't be condemned! I can't even think of a reason! あなた creep! I'm sicking the police on you!
One who means it!
December 24, 2003
Listen あなた evil, sadistic, maniac!
What's with the eleven lords-a-leaping?!? They are leaping across the rooms breaking everything and even injuring some of the maids! The place smells, is an absolute mad house, and is about to be condemned! At least the birds are quiet; they were trampled to death によって the cows. I hope あなた are satisfied--you rotten vicious worthless piece of garbage!
Your sworn enemy,
Agnes
December 25, 2003
The Law Offices of
Badger, Rees, and Yorker
20 Knave Street
Chicago, Illinois
Dear sir,
This is to acknowledge your latest gift of twelve fiddlers-fiddling which あなた have seen fit to inflict on our client, one Agnes Mcholstein. The destruction of course was total. If あなた attempt to reach Ms. Mcholstein at Happy Daze Sanatarium, the attendants have instructions to shoot あなた on site.
Please direct all correspondence to this office in the future. With this letter, please find attached a warrant for your arrest.
Cordially,
Badger, Rees, and Yorker
Dearest Dave,
I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a ヤマウズラ, 刺青, パートリッジ in a 梨 tree. This was a delightful gift! I couldn't have been もっと見る surprised または pleased darling!
With truly the deepest love,
Agnes
December 15, 2003
Dearest Dave,
Today the postman brought me yet another of your sweet gifts. The two turtule doves that arrived today are adorable, and I'm delighted によって your thoughtful and generous ways.
With all of my love,
Your Agnes
December 16, 2003
Dearest Dave,
You've truly been too kind! I must protest; I don't deserve such generosity. The thought of getting three French hens amazes me. Yet, I am not surprised--what もっと見る should I expect from such a nice person.
Love,
Agnes
December 17, 2003
Dear Dave,
Four calling birds arrived in the mail today. They are truly nice but don't あなた think that enough is enough? あなた are being too romantic.
Affectionately,
Agnes
December 18, 2003
Dearest darling Dave,
It was a surprise to get five golden rings! I now have one for every finger. あなた truly are impossible darling, yet oh how I 愛 it! Quite frankly, all of those squarking birds from the 前 days were starting to get on my nerves. Yet, あなた managed to come through with a beautiful valuable gift!
All my love,
Agnes
December 19, 2003
Dear Dave,
When I opened my door, there were actually six geese a-laying on my front steps. So you're back to the birds again, huh? Those geese are dear, but where will I keep them? The neighbors are complaining, and I am unable to sleep with all the racket. Please stop dear.
Cordially,
Agnes
December 20, 2003
Dave,
What is with あなた and those stupid birds!? Seven swans a-swimming!! What kind of sick joke is this!!?? There are bird droppings everywhere! They never shut up, and I don't get any sleep!!! I'm a nervous wreck! It's not funny あなた weirdo, so stop with the birds.
Sincerely,
Agnes
December 21, 2003
O.K. wise guy,
The birds were bad enough. Now what do あなた expect me to do with eight maids a-milking? If that's not bad enough, they had to bring their cows!! The front lawn was completely ruined によって them, and I can't 移動する in my own house! Just lay off me または you'll be sorry!
Agnes
December 22, 2003
こんにちは loser,
What are you? あなた must be some kind of sadist!! Now there are nine pipers playing, and they certainly do play! They haven't stopped chasing those maids since they got here! The cows are getting upset, and they're stepping all over those screeching birds. The neighbors are getting up a petition to evict me, and I'm going out of my mind!
You'll get yours!
Agnes
December 23, 2003
あなた rotten scum!!!
There are now ten ladies dancing! There is only one problem with that! They're dancing twenty-four hours a 日 all around me with the pipers upsetting the cows and the maids. The cows can't sleep, and they are going to the bathroom everywhere! The building commissioner has subpoenaed me to give cause as to why the house shouldn't be condemned! I can't even think of a reason! あなた creep! I'm sicking the police on you!
One who means it!
December 24, 2003
Listen あなた evil, sadistic, maniac!
What's with the eleven lords-a-leaping?!? They are leaping across the rooms breaking everything and even injuring some of the maids! The place smells, is an absolute mad house, and is about to be condemned! At least the birds are quiet; they were trampled to death によって the cows. I hope あなた are satisfied--you rotten vicious worthless piece of garbage!
Your sworn enemy,
Agnes
December 25, 2003
The Law Offices of
Badger, Rees, and Yorker
20 Knave Street
Chicago, Illinois
Dear sir,
This is to acknowledge your latest gift of twelve fiddlers-fiddling which あなた have seen fit to inflict on our client, one Agnes Mcholstein. The destruction of course was total. If あなた attempt to reach Ms. Mcholstein at Happy Daze Sanatarium, the attendants have instructions to shoot あなた on site.
Please direct all correspondence to this office in the future. With this letter, please find attached a warrant for your arrest.
Cordially,
Badger, Rees, and Yorker
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4.The fight scenes are epic
5.Theres blood
6.They swear
7.The storyline is really good
8.Theres Ninjas'!!
9.They have Sasuke(cool)
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15.It teaches あなた NARUTO -ナルト- history
2.It can make あなた laugh so hard
3.It can make あなた cry like a baby
4.The fight scenes are epic
5.Theres blood
6.They swear
7.The storyline is really good
8.Theres Ninjas'!!
9.They have Sasuke(cool)
10.The weapons they use are so coool
11.The villians are so evil.
12.It makes あなた wish あなた lived in the NARUTO -ナルト- world.
13.They have great opening and ending songs.
14.It makes あなた think about it all the time
15.It teaches あなた NARUTO -ナルト- history
don't worry this 記事 is not about 羊 または bananas it is about a もっと見る serious matter.
this is a ディベート and i want everyone 読書 this
書く a コメント about what あなた think is write または wrong
ok?
so anyway
here i go
what came first
the egg
または the chicken?
thats my ディベート and i want EVERYONE who's a ファン
of ランダム to write what they think is right
and become a ファン of me and become a ファン of my
article
and remember
what came first
the egg
または the chicken
i am only doing this because i have been
wondering that for ages
this is a ディベート and i want everyone 読書 this
書く a コメント about what あなた think is write または wrong
ok?
so anyway
here i go
what came first
the egg
または the chicken?
thats my ディベート and i want EVERYONE who's a ファン
of ランダム to write what they think is right
and become a ファン of me and become a ファン of my
article
and remember
what came first
the egg
または the chicken
i am only doing this because i have been
wondering that for ages
my friend sent me this text message a while 前 and i thought it was hilarious!!!
i need to ask あなた somethingand i want あなた to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how あなた feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want あなた to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi または Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
i need to ask あなた somethingand i want あなた to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how あなた feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want あなた to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi または Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.