got any jokes. . .anyone???

the only one I can think of:
"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather.
Not screaming in terror like his passengers."

Wat do u say when someone says Too Fast? u say thats wat she said! srry but thts all i got so far.

あなた know who else doesn't have any jokes?

MY MOM!!!!!!!!!

The only one I can think of right now is: "... Die!"

A boy was making a potatoe clock for a school project. He left in on the 表, テーブル over night. His dad came ホーム late and was hungry. But there was no 食 in the house. Except the potatoe.
The 次 day, the teacher asked the boy where his project was, and he said, "My dad ate my homework!"

あなた put the peanut, in the 落花生, ピーナッツ hole!! (From My Wife and Kids XD)

whats a frogs faveorite soda?
(sorry if あなた think its cheesy)
Croka-cola.
XDD