ランダム

この質問に回答する

ランダム 質問

An ad from a local satire paper I'm reading. Please give m your oh-so witty intake on this.

"*Hot Blonde Seeking Generous Gentleman- 23*
Hi there! I'm a sexy blonde with a killer body seeking a generous man for a mutually beneficial intimate relationship. If you're looking for a good time in public and an even better time in private check out my プロフィール at ' link '." (Okay, I made that website up to cover up the real website she posted.)
 ivoryphills posted １年以上前
next question »

ランダム 回答

DarkCEpitome said:
Well there's a good way to get raped.


-_-










































Don't 日付 online または go on a fucking newspaper ad to look for your soulmate, ladies.

If あなた believe that あなた two are truly meant to be together, he'll come eventually. Wait, sweetheart. Just wait. Be patient, it's easier than あなた may think.
select as best answer
posted １年以上前 
*
LOL, but the thing is, it's some sort of escort ad, not an actual dating ad. She's looking for a sugar daddy. So pathetic...
ivoryphills posted １年以上前
*
Ahh, I see. Sorry I misunderstood xD But I still stick with my rape point. Heck, that probably makes the possibility of rape もっと見る probable in this scenario...
DarkCEpitome posted １年以上前
JaseKS said:
I believe, simply, that that is a sexist and idiotic advertisement, and I can't comprehend who would be mad enough to create such nonsense. There goes any possibility of a career, if your boss finds that, you're screwed, my friend! Whoever made that is a complete and total bloody fucking immature slut.

Good 日 to あなた sir.
 select as best answer
posted １年以上前 
*
Whoa, genuinely epic input! :D But the thing is, she's looking for a sugar daddy, so I don't think she has a boss of any sort.
ivoryphills posted １年以上前
*
Ah, of course. But any future jobs? She's fucked.
JaseKS posted １年以上前
BeastBoyCahill said:
o_o XD WOW, THAT WOMAN IS SAD! Oh, yeah, it's a satire paper. Good.
 select as best answer
posted １年以上前 
*
Sorry, あなた misunderstood me: it's a real classified ad from a satirical newspaper.
ivoryphills posted １年以上前
*
o_o WOW.
BeastBoyCahill posted １年以上前
GoldnSnitch_96 said:
That link dosen't work ...
I really don't understand what's going on here, so here is a pic for your amusement
select as best answer
That link dosen't work ... I really don't understand what's going on here, so here is a pic for your amusement
posted １年以上前 
*
XDDD
SymmaGirl2 posted １年以上前
*
He totally is female
blackrose294 posted １年以上前
*
OMFG! XDXDXDXD
carsfan posted １年以上前
*
8-o X'-D
ivoryphills posted １年以上前
VoicesInMyHead said:
@_@
 select as best answer
posted １年以上前 
SymmaGirl2 said:
.________."

Jesus, she's worse than Misa Amane.
 select as best answer
posted １年以上前 
*
Misa...Amane... I feel that I've heard that before... =.=
ivoryphills posted １年以上前
*
She's the blonde from Death Note who enjoys falling in 愛 with mass murderers that she's only seen once in her life. :3
SymmaGirl2 posted １年以上前
RobinFan360 said:
At least it's better then:

Christian woman looking for christian man partner who is sympathetic with woman who has mental illness and hears voices but is self controlled.
Phone: *** *** ****

-or-

Man looking for another man ages 17-73, (I am 53)
To come over for mutual touching but nothing もっと見る (I'm not gay) and to play with my sons toy trains in the garage. He has a really good full set complete with buildings and everything. We can play all 日 または for just a few hours. I also have some leftover meat in my freezer if あなた want some. It's not bad I just have too much of it.
 select as best answer
At least it's better then: Christian woman looking for christian man partner who is sympathetic with woman who has mental illness and hears voices but is self controlled. Phone: *** *** **** -or- Man looking for another man ages 17-73, (I am 53) To come over for mutual touching but nothing もっと見る (I'm not gay) and to play with my sons toy trains in the garage. He has a really good full set complete with buildings and everything. We can play all 日 または for just a few hours. I also have some leftover meat in my freezer if あなた want some. It's not bad I just have too much of it.
posted １年以上前 
xXitachiXx said:
Sounds like an ad ?
 select as best answer
posted １年以上前 
noobio7143 said:
WTF? (Yes, that's all I could come up with)
 select as best answer
posted １年以上前 
next question »
Cookies help us bring you Fanpop. By using Fanpop, you agree to our use of cookies. Learn More Got It!