What is the most ランダム 質問 you've been asked?

To the casual observer...when my bestie asks me about my kids and husband it would seem odd, especially since I have never been pregnant and my "husband" is a character from the movie Braveheart. To us it's just another conversation.

Do あなた like waffles?
(YEAH I LIKE WAFFLES!)
Do あなた like pancakes?
(YEAH I LIKE PANCAKES!)
Do あなた like French Toast?
(YEAH I LIKE FRENCH TOAST!)

Are あなた a girl または boy? ._.

On this one blog, someone asked " Do あなた shave your horns daily? " ._____________. whatkindofquestionisthat?

This one.

What is the most ランダム 質問 you've been asked?
So random.

I've been asked so many weird questions, I don't even know...

AndIcan'tthinkofanyrightnow. ._.

Hi! Did あなた shave your toenails today? :D

It was a 質問 my best friend asked on this site. she asked "So.... How often to あなた change your diaper?" または somethin like that XD

If I had a pierced clitoris... Really, it was fuckin` awkward... and gross. ._.

Me: *sitting at the cafeteria alone and eating*
ランダム girl: *walks towards me* Hi, Are あなた the girl with the pierced clitoris?
Me: ...No...
ランダム Girl: Are あなた sure?
Me: ...yes...
ランダム girl: Ok! *walks away*
Me: O.o .....................

WhatkindofquestionwasTHAT?!

Hey, do あなた ワッフル in that bag?

Me: .....

あなた just asked it.

Third Grade:

"Did あなた have sex with *insert name of boy here*?"


One, HELL TO THE NO! Two, I didn't even like him. And three, I didn't know what sex was at that time.

Penis size ?