Is there anything もっと見る pathetic than this?

When I entered the bathroom I saw a クモ, スパイダー on the roof at the other end of the room and ran away screaming... When I came back I reacted the same way though it hadn't moved at all... When I came back with 6 shoes (just to make sure I killed the spider) and some kind of brush to kill it, guess what I did... I ran away screaming... So I came back and turned off the lights then turned them on again: the クモ, スパイダー fell on the floor and I ran away and screamed even more! I came back and stayed there staring at it until it went to hide somewhere in the bathroom and now I can't find it and I'm scared especially because, when I will go シャワー tomorrow morning I don't want it to be hanging over my head while I'm in the shower... And do あなた want to know how long this クモ, スパイダー thing went on? 34 freakin minutes!!! Does that makes sense to you?!?!?!?! SO, IS THERE ANYTHING もっと見る PATHETIC THAN THAT?!?!?!?!