Ash: Hi, i'm Ash!

Misty: And i'm Misty!

Ash: And this is Kanto Tv's Pokéshots!

Misty: Today's guest is someone we all know if we've ever played the ポケモン Games-

Ash: Holy sh*t there's a game!?

Misty:-The not so one and only, Nurse Joy!

*Applause and cheers from audience as Nurse Joy appears*

Joy: Thank あなた for having me on your show!

Misty: No problem!

Ash: How does your hair make those Loopy things?

Misty: Shut up Ash!

Ash: Sorry.

Misty: So, as we all know, you've been involved in the games and anime-

Ash: Holy sh*t there's an anime?

Misty: Where do あなた THINK ポケモン came from?

Ash: Japan!

Misty: Stop saying 日本 whenever i ask あなた a question! That is NOT the answer to everything!

Ash: But i'm right this time!

Misty:.......

Misty: You've been involved in the Games and アニメ for quite some time, in fact, since the very beginning. How does it make あなた feel?"

Ash: How did あなた even become a Nurse? There aren't medical schools in Pokémon!

Misty: あなた know, that's a good poi-Wait, shut up Ash!

Ash: Sorry.

Nurse Joy: It's an honor to have been around since Pokémon's start. I guess that even means since it'll be Pokémon's 20th 年 this year, it'll make me 20 as well! Haha.

Misty: Hehe, yeah, you're right!

Ash: But you're still the same age! How were あなた an adult twenty years 前 if あなた JUST TURNED 20?

Misty: Holy Arceus Ash, why are あなた so mad today?

Ash: I didn't have my Coffee yet.

Misty: あなた drink Coffee?

Ash: Yep, with extra Cream!

Brock: That's what she said!

Misty: WHY!?

Ash: Hi Brock!

Misty: STOP IGNORING ME!

Brock: こんにちは Ash, Nurse Joy.

Nurse Joy: こんにちは Brock!

Misty: What the hell Brock!

Brock: Nurse Joy, MARRY ME!

Ash: MARRY HIM!

Nurse Joy: Um....i.....er......

Misty: Go f*ck yourself!

*Misty kicks Brock off the stage*

Misty: Anyway Nurse J-

Ash: How did your mother have enough kids for every City in Pokémon? Even the ones added in new generations?

Misty: Ash!

Ash: And why are あなた all named Joy? How did she tell あなた apart?

Misty: Ash!

Ash: Who was the nurse before あなた if all the Joys are twin sisters?

Misty: Ash!

Ash: Who's あなた dad?

Misty: ASH!

Ash: I AM NOT THE FATHER!

Misty:......

Nurse Joy:......

Ash:......
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Misty: And that's all the time we have! We hope あなた enjoyed the show.

Ash: If あなた liked the show, feel free to leave a suggestion for our 次 guests in the コメント down below!

Misty: So until 次 time....

Ash & Misty: This is Kanto T.V's Pokéshots, and we're your hosts Ash and Misty, signing off!