“Ugh,” I wail, dragging my feet in defeat after me.

Why had I ever come up with this idea in the first place? This must have been the most stupid thing I could possibly think of at my age. I mean, I was thirteen years old: the age where I should have stopped fantasising. So why the heck would I go through it? I know why, and it is because I am stupid. Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!

Exactly five days ago, I had ran away from “home”. I know what あなた are thinking: あなた put quotations around the word ‘home’, so あなた must have a story behind that. And あなた are defiantly right! And since あなた were about to ask me that (or if あなた weren’t, but the story was coming anyway, so get over it), I will tell あなた my dreadful past!

I was born in a science laboratory. Did あなた read that? A science laboratory! Just saying it makes me wonder if I am not just a clone created from wacky ideas! Oh, and to make it sound even worse: the lab was placed in an evil association’s headquarters. I grew up playing with plasma 銃 and almost getting eaten によって a ten foot long Sharpedo when the grunts brought back hostages!
Oh yes, if I could choose how my childhood played out, I wouldn’t change a thing. Ya right!

And my parents! I don’t even want to talk about my wacko parents. Have あなた ever read one of those history 本 that hold inside a bunch of lame villains from the past? Well, あなた will find my parents in the J’s. Although, I refuse to give あなた their names because I also refuse to mention them at all, so deal with it. Just keep 読書 though it till あなた find a couple that spent their late teens trying to steal a ピカチュウ from a ten 年 old boy.

Have あなた realised who I am related to yet? If not, あなた must suffer from the disease called “stupidity” because even saying ピカチュウ screams their names loud and clear. Jessie and James for crying out loud!

I hate everybody who made me say those names. Those names have cursed my life. It was the pure embarrassment of being their daughter that got me the most. They were utter fools and that would affect me in the long run. Sure, they were high up in the Team Rocket organisation now, but they were evil. Since they were evil, that meant I have to grow up to be evil. I don’t want that.

So I ran away. Truth be told, my dream is to be a ポケモン trainer; the exact opposite of being a grunt. Being a trainer, I could travel the world catching new ポケモン in the wild and win gym badges fairly. The thought about becoming a trainer makes me squeal in happiness.

My idol is no one other than the famous Ash
Ketchum. Ya, my parents would ground me for life if I ever 発言しました that out loud, but I don’t care. Ash is the one who inspired me to run away to train pokémon. He had a bumpy road at the start of his journey, but still never gave up. I wish I possessed the same courage that he did back then.

That’s it! If I put もっと見る determination into fulfilling my dreams I can make them into reality! Afterall, I already ran away, so not like I can turn back now. Once I become a master, all Team Rocket grunts will faint in defeat from my awesomeness! Either that, または send rabid ポケモン out to destroy the traitor….. But that won’t matter when I am surrounded によって my own strong pokémon!

I am Jenny Thorn, and I was once a grunt!