Hans X Skipper

The Truth, Lies, and Doris - A Dorski Fanfiction: Part 1

"Gah!"
    Kowalski woke up with a jolt, almost awakening the team from their deep slumber. He heard the soft thump of his ハート, 心 pounding in his chest. Trying to calm himself, he quietly slipped out of his bunk and peered at the alarm clock.
"3:40?! I got to get back to sleep! Tomorrow there is agility training!"
    Kowalski rubbed his eyes and quietly headed back to the small bunk, oblivious to Skipper's disappearance.

The dock...

    Small ペンギン feet waddled across the dock,...

Author's note: In case あなた don't know, I added another OC to my stories, her name is Ariana and she is a penguin, and she will be in this story. Also Rico and Private fangirls, please don't hate me for supporting this couples and making this story :(


狸, アナグマ Love
Chapter 1: The Reason Why
    
After week that the badgers made their arrival at the zoo, everything went back to normal. Well, almost normal, Private’s fear of badgers was now worse. He was already scared of them to begin with, but now after what happen he’s もっと見る terrified then ever. After hours of just laying...

Kowalski was going on vacation after a nervous breakdown at the zoo. Marlene had gone with him because she needed to unwind and relax. Kowalski began sweating vigorously, and scratching his head. 'What's wrong Kowalski?' asked Marlene. 'Nothing, the plane's motor is just...unreliable,' 発言しました Kowalski. 'Oh, I get it, you're afraid of heights,' teased Marlene. 'I am not!' yelled Kowalski as he took a weed. 'No smoking, sir,' 発言しました a flight attendant. 'Of course I understand, sorry,' 発言しました Kowalski. Only two days 前 had Kowalski started smoking, but in the path to the plane's destination, it will...

Odd One

Marlene’s Pov.
Okay, I lied. This is another view of the conversation Hans was watching. Enjoy and Review!

Like Hans had predicted, Skipper went full-force Christian. It came off to the others as a quick fad he would eventually get over, like Rico’s hippie syndrome incident. Marlene watched him quote Psalms on the walk way.

Odd one you’re never alone
I’m here and I will reflect you

She knew she liked him. She knew it from the start. Like his problem with the Church, so did she have a problem with Skipper.

Both of us basically unattached
To anything または anyone
Unless we’re pretending...

Chapter 10

The penguins cruised around the town of New Jersey, looking for their old pal Rico, whom had left a note in the HQ telling them where he was going. They didn’t know so, but they were going to find him sooner than they thought.

“Look, Skippah!” Private pointed at Rico whom was walking tiredly. His left foot limped and he seemed to be talking to himself. Ash looked at him and instantly knew that he was Rico.

“Well…go get him!” Ash jumped out of the vehicle and pulled her flipper out at him. He just stared at it, confused. She rolled her eyes and pulled him in, and they made...

Chapter 8

Author’s Note: I decided to try something a little bit different. Anybody who has read my: “Just Admit it, OK?” story, well…this story will be A LITTLE related to the other. I decided to add myself into this story too, but I will be a new character…as in not known によって the penguins, unlike the other. Yes…this is Mico, the other is Skilene…but this will give a little bit もっと見る explanation on how Ash met the others. Another note is that Aurora is the name of Skipper’s mother, but it hasn’t been confirmed.

“RICO!” A voice yelled. The ペンギン looked up to see Dru looking...

“C’mon, men! We need to be in tip-top shape!” Skipper barked at Kowalski and Private, who were ordered to perform push-ups, that morning…

Kowalski panted heavily after each push. He didn’t understand why Rico would harm Private. Of course his doll was being taken away at that time, but Kowalski had never pondered on just how much that doll meant to Rico. Did he even realize that it was a doll? He probably viewed it as though it were a real person, which almost frightened Kowalski. Is Rico truly an insane ペンギン who cares not for his friends, but only for an inanimate object?

No, that...

The penguins are starving and decide to find a place to take a load off and eat some lunch. The only problem is where to go. They ディベート amongst themselves for disagreement is commo when it comes to lunch.
Private: We should go to IHop. They have the best パンケーキ with strawberries on top!
Kowalski: That is the most ridiculous idea I have ever heard. The fat levels in the pancake batter does ot compute with the syrup mixture-
Rico: nuh uh. Fish?
Skipper: Bobkis! What is the matter with あなた men? Arguing over something as simple as filling your gut. Now we are all going to Dairy Queen. The kids meals...

(The penguins are enjoying a lovely, peaceful 日 at the zoo, getting bad cases of sunburn without mercy.)
Kowalski: I think I’m getting a 雲, クラウド burn, Skipper.
Skipper: Right, and can’t あなた see my bad case of moon burn? Seriously, man, there isn’t a 雲, クラウド in the sky.
Private: It doesn’t matter. I have a sky burn. What can あなた do for something like that?
Skipper(threateningly): Whack some sense into yourselves または I will do it for you. Actually, Rico, pass me the sky block. SPF 15, soldier. I do like to keep a decent figure.
Rico coughs up the sky block, moon block, and even the 雲, クラウド block...

It's the Nickelodeon Stars, the BTR's (Big Time Rush) hit song, but in Julien's Version. What would he do if he ruled the world? Here's the lyrics!

Julien:
You know it’s King J-U-L-I-E-N!
I'm King Julien!

If I Ruled the World, I’d throw all my treasures in the air like Confetti.
If I Ruled the World, every house got a DJ and an All-night Dance Party.
I break all the borders down, when I shake my Booty.
If I Ruled the World, I’d laugh out loud.

So everybody get up (up), up (up), outta your seats,
Kick off Mort if he touches your feet,
Look up (up), up (up), at the Sky Spirits,
Singing 'Ayo, ayo,...

Remember, in this chapter Skipper is a chick
Fact あなた need to know about this chapter: Military Mascots were 動物 who came to the wars and helped keep the soldiers' spirits up and remind them of their pets (Plz don't kill me if あなた think I'm wrong, I read it at school!)
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The military officer had taken Skipper to be his team's mascot.

Skipper didn't like it one bit at first, he hated the training that the soldiers did which took forever each day, the 魚 was horrible, and gun fires terrified him.

The only fun time he got was when he got attention from the...

IMPORTANT NOTICE!!!!: this story is basically focusing in the 3 that died in the first one, to seenifnthere fate changes, and some chapters later in will be about people who were trapped in there that あなた didn't hear in the first story, enjoy:)

ALSO!!!!: make sure to read the first story corpse party/penguins, または else this wont make much sense to u:)


???:ughhhhh.....what the....where am I?

Mort had awoken, his head was hurting severely, but got up.

Mort: huh?!

Mort suddenly looked around and saw that he was in a dark hallway, right 次 to the infiramry..inside the infirmary he heard laughter of...

Chapter 5: Tranquility Lane

Private made it to a small abandon car repair shop. Private looked at his Pip-Boy to see if he went to the right place, and it 発言しました ボールト, 金庫, ヴォールト 112. Private went inside anyways to see what he could find. The place was old and dusty, cobwebs everywhere. Private noticed a huge door on the floor on the far-left side of the room, and walked to it. He opened the door and it showed stairs that lead to the basement. He went down, but saw that this wasn’t the basement at all. Instead it was the entrance to ボールト, 金庫, ヴォールト 112. Private looked at the control panel, and just simply just pressed...

User: Eh, hello computer-y thing!

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: I am the king so あなた may worship me now.

Cleverbot: Not at the moment.

User: What?! How dare あなた defy me!

Cleverbot: あなた have no power here.

User: King Julien, which is me, always is having the power!

Cleverbot: If あなた say so Damian.

User: Damian? Who is this Damian?

Cleverbot: If あなた don't know, I'm not going to be the one that tells you.

User: Eh... Ok.

Cleverbot: Do あなた see were あなた 発言しました あなた watched soul eater.

User: Ew who would be eating souls? They have no flavor!

Cleverbot: I don't know what I am... You're the only person I have...

User: Um...