Le Gasp!

Author's Note: The following are short little short stories—or skits—that I've come up with. They're just small ideas that I've had in my head but don't know what to do with. I hope あなた enjoy them and I hope I succeed in making あなた laugh. Any タイトル with a Roman numeral in brackets 次 to it has an skit note associated with it, which will be displayed at the end of the article. I hope to do もっと見る things like this in the future.

1) Cloning Crisis [1]

    During a quiet morning, the penguins were in the HQ relaxing. Skipper had just brewed a cup of coffee and added his choice...

When the penguins reached the H.Q. no one could sleep または even have conversation. Something changed the youngest ペンギン that night. Like a flame of fury and rage burning in his heart. Private yourned for one thing almost もっと見る than anything else. Revenge. Like in the story.
P: "Kowalski, I'm going to get revenge on that wolf!"
R: "Yeah!"
K: "No, revenge won't bring Skipper back! It's just もっと見る violence."
Their words cut through the silent air like a blunt blade.

The 次 日 passed with their last real discussion the one the evening before about gettin revenge. It was midnight when Rico, the last...

The penguins exstaticly waddled out of the zoo under the luminous moonlit sky. That night they were going camping in the wooded part of the park. But as they got closer to the shadowy forest. A misgiving feeling arose in each one of the penguins.
P: "Skipper, I think it would be best if we went back. Don't あなた think?"
S: "Why? Don't tell me your intimadated, Private."
They all sat around a roaring campfire. Rico spit up a bag at its capacity in marshmallows.
S: "Smores anyone?"
R: "Smores!"
Rico spit up four sticks, and soon the penguins were roasting their marshmallows.
S: "How about some campfire...