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Source: 愛 Takes Flightless

Heh. XD

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愛 takes flightless

ペンギンズ FROM マダガスカル

ペンギン

kowalski

rico

uhh

eww

KowalSkip9, luxojr86 and 5 others like this

karenkook I know, Rico, I would be a freaked out too.

carsfan I LOVE those freaked-out faces! XD I lmao so hard,Im crying! XD

rico_skprfan01 now rico must be thinking "there is no way im going to date her now" hahaha! epic pic!

BirdG Not...amused XP

kowalskiro Ruthless: heh heh heh... Perfect blackmail picture... Me: ROFLMAO!!!!! I would be freaked out too, Rico.

skiplead They just experienced Justin Beiber music. XD

Kowalski355 XDDDDDDDDD hahahahhahahahahahahah.. *falls out of chair laughing.* hahahahahaa.....omg that's awesome freaked-out faces they have kowalski- e_e rico- e_0 both- wow.....

luxojr86 HiLARious!

luxojr86 At what point in the episdoe did this image appear? plz let me know

ロスト in Translation: Funny PoM Episode Titles Translated from German to English

posted by SJF_Penguin2

I was originally only going to post a few of these on the wall, but there were just too many gems not to share them all.

When things are translated form one language to another, suffice it to say that things can often be “lost in translation.” The following is a 一覧 of 89 “Penguins of Madagascar” episodes which have had their German titles translated into English using Google’s webpage translator. The English name of each episode is placed in parentheses 次 to each translated title, as it appeared on a German テレビ website, though in a few places even those have a few errors...

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It. Chapter 6: To Pennywise's lair

posted by 67Dodge

They had to find him, Pennywise the dancing clown, before he kills someone else. "Alright, I have 2 locations where Pennywise could be," 発言しました Kowalski. "State the locations please," 発言しました Skipper. "He could either be in the pipe system of New York, または in a large area of wilderness, where he eats the children," 発言しました Kowalski. "I most likely think he could be in the deepest, darkest, abyss of the sewer systems below our city," emphasized Skipper. "Possibly, but, how can we tell if Marlene's still alive?" asked Private. "Well, we didn't find a body, または blood, so most likely, she's alive," said...

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It. Chapter 1: Sewer encounters

posted by 67Dodge

Central Park was finally closing for the evening, it was a particularily exciting day, now that the situation with a gas leakage being fixed によって Kowalski. After a few 分 of guests leaving, Skipper then got up and stopped wagging his tail feathers for the guests. "Good job men!! We have finally flaunted our stuff out there for the kids!!" good job!!" praised Skipper. "Um, Skipper, if I may, isn't today "role check evening"?" asked Kowalski. "Right あなた are Kowalski!! We must do something to determine who goes out, alright, let's knock over the ninjas, whoever knocks the least amount of ninjas...

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Im sorry POM spot.......

posted by skipperfan5431

I have been going around this spot and have noticed something that everyone seems to agree with. Practically everybody is upset with the OC on here. I have written this 記事 to sincearly apologize. I am one of the BIGGEST OC drawers I know, and Im sorry if I have made too many contributions. I don't want to go on the other spot because there are barely any people there, so I have decided to just stop drawing and posting POM ファン art. I really don't wanna ruin this spot anymore than I already have.
Thanks for your time.
~Lilly/Skipperfan5431~

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The Great Golden Easter Egg ケイパー, ケーパー

posted by Colonelpenguin

For this one the characters will be me,Lilly,kowalski,Scarlet,Rico,Private,King Julian, Jeremy,And Skipper.

A 日 Before Easter....
A 日 before Easter everyone was so happy about Easter. We where so happy we throw a celebration and an Easter egg hunt.
Me:Okay who every finds this egg first will receive a life time supple of chocolate.
Kowalski:Will あなた know who is going to win because he has a brain and the others don't!
Jeremy:I have a brain!
EveryBody:No あなた don't!
Jeremy:fine!
Skipper:I'm the best seeker there is!
Private:oh pish posh!
Rico:I'm going to win this thing Baby!
Kowalski:Your not gonna...

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The Devil's Ringtone Chapter 3 (Rumors)

posted by hanz1192

Skipper added "Woah, woah, Private relax, it's not real, like what Kowalski said, it's just a prank, just don't believe everything あなた hear, right Rico?", "Yup" Rico said.

"Hmmm I guess あなた guys are right, I'm just scaring myself silly" I responded, chuckling. That night, I was busy cleaning up my bunk when I attempted to play the scary ring tone. Soon enough after that, I canceled the sound and proceeded to my bunk. Though scared, I was even もっと見る curious if the sound file was just really a prank または an evidence to a real murder, either way I can't prove anything. I was thinking of homicide,...

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We did it for the glory! (PG for song lyrics)

posted by dxarmy423

(this is the penguins 歌う a song from hollywood undead)

*In the penguins base*

Rico: *goes to the boom box* *takes a cd and puts it in the box*

*boom box starts to play*

*A ピアノ starts off then is over shadowed によって loud guitars*

Rico: Welcome, to the world あなた see!

Rico: An AK with a couple magazines, whose blood is it don't matter to me

Rico: Scatter the ashes over the seven seas!

Skipper: That sickness, that feeling inside you!

Skipper: Thats weakness! Don't let it divide you!

Skipper: Keep this, That feeling of pride too!

Rico: Digging up bones, but あなた bury the truth!

Rico: Children...Hipocrisy...

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This is a little song I wrote now,JUST to get hatred out of my SOUL!!!

posted by AgentJazzy00

Oh,Spongebob,why did あなた take the blimp,
Us POM fans,don't need you,pimp.

あなた bring tears to our eyes,
So leave with your tie.

My little heart,can't take no more,
so go out the little door.

Your time is running out,
we won't have any pouts.

Have あなた heard the news,no probably not,
I heard that Rugrats might take your spot.

Laughter will fill the air,
we shall wake up from this nightmare.

The rest will be quite a blur,
no もっと見るあなた will be a cure.

"Cause have あなた heard the word?
Bird,bird,bird,bird's the word."

Even Peter Griffin knows,
that POM is the best show.

Now this song,comes to an end,
thus my rant is over,men.

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I have something to break to you, Skilene fans: The カワウソ, オッター Woman isn't Skilene.

posted by SkipperXLisa

People saw the タイトル card for The カワウソ, オッター Woman. It had Skipper and Marlene "dancing" on it. They think it's Skilene.
But it's not.
Sorry.
You may ask, "Have あなた seen it? NO! NO ONE HAS! SO WE DON'T KNOW!"
No, I haven't. BUT my friend in New Zealand saw it. It's already aired there.
Marlene calls herself Arlene after being bleached white (she thinks the others would know her, but they think she's some new animal species). The only reason they like her is her pretty white fur. In no way are they attracted to her personality. And Marlene shows no interest toward any of them. And no, not Skipper. In...

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The Hidden (Chapter VI - Hypnotized)

posted by LifelessPenguin

We were barely hypnotized. We were so addicted with our new stuff. あなた might be asking what Kowalski won. Well, I spied on him, he got a personal prize from Julien a while ago. It was a mixed chemical reaction of ランダム things he got from his habitat. He 発言しました it was perfect for his experiments, because he had 10 ten test tubes of it. For now, he created 3 experiments already in one single hour. That's amazing.

I ate ten Winkies in one minute. That's for getting 秒 place in the "Me Talent Show". I was not really aiming for first place, または third place, but when I heard the prize in the second...

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The 12 Days of Christmas(Penguins of Madagascar Version)

posted by iLikeKowalski

I wrote this a couple months 前 and..... I'm not 100% sure why I'm choosing to post it now... but........ Whatever.
CAPS= sung
Julien: ON THE FIRST 日 OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE 愛 SHIPPED TO ME
A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES!
Skipper: ON THE 秒日 OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE 愛 SHIPPED TO ME
2 バズーカ BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Private: ON THE THIRD 日 OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE 愛 SHIPPED TO ME
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 バズーカ BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Rico: BLA BLA BLA BLAA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLAA BLA BLA BLA
BBBBLA BLA BLA BLA BLA
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 バズーカ BLASTERS...

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Psycho: Chapter 4

posted by 67Dodge

Marlene remembered when and where to go. 6:30pm at Private's mother's house. Marlene was waiting in her シート, 座席 at the house, she waited for Private to come downstairs and talk. She looked around, the キッチン looked old, judging that the house was built in post-world war 2 periods, the 表, テーブル was square, but with a beautiful chandelier hovering above, and the chairs were soft and cushoned. 'What's taking him so long?' Marlene had asked herself. Before she decided to give up and walk away, she heard arguing upstairs, it was Private, arguing with his mother, again. 'I can't let my sweet baby boy...

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the penguins of madagascar legend of zelda script part 1

posted by anna447

marlene:"skipper skipper were are you?"
skipper was sleeping in the hq like always.
marlene:"oh there あなた are WAKE UP"
the shout startled skipper resalting in him wakeing up.
marlene:now that your awake heres what I woke あなた up for since it is your bday the old squrel made a gift for you.
skipper:oh well in that case.*runs out*
kowalski:hey whate up
at the tree.
shalla(old squrel):young worreir I persent あなた with this *holds link sout*
skipper:"you don't expet me to ware that do you?"
shalla:put it on"
*skipper puts on the link sout*
shalla:now come with me theres もっと見る to be shown"
*skipper floows shalla...

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I AM: POM Style! ~ PART 2: KOWALSKI, (a.k.a. The "Options Guy")

posted by yokaisummoner

"Rock & Roll Boys!"

A/N: *These poems may/may not seem like 詩 and もっと見る like responses, but what do あなた expect….penguins' wrote it, lol. XD

Also, each chapter will be a poem written in the characters own P.O.V. [Point Of View] and as IF they, THEMSELVES, knew how to read and write decent poems in their own 'PenguinWay', and the text inbetween these text characters [EXAMPLE: / ... /] are additional side コメント that will be provided によって The Penguins—for humorous reasons...because there is plot behind these poems...[To Sum Up. Private thought it'd be an excellant idea that each member of the ペンギン Team...

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Skipper meets Alex russo

posted by alex463

At the lair alex: I am going to the zoo ok? Justin: alright but be here によってディナー time Alex: alright at the zoo
Alex: the penguins are so cute kolwaski: skipper are あなた alright Skipper: me I alright private : あなた don' t look alright maybe your in 愛 skipper:am not kolwaski: skipper あなた can tell us anything alright? Skipper: alright ! I am in 愛 OKAY!
Private:skipper is in 愛 skipper is in 愛 skipper: private!
Private:sorry at the subway sation mom: remeaber that we'll be back at 12:00 Alex : alright mom and don't worry we'll be fine mom and dad : I think we are already worry Justin: and...

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The Truth, Lies, and Doris - A Dorski ファン fiction: Part 5 - A Surprise Visit

posted by Bluepenguin

The Truth, Lies, and Doris - A Dorski ファン fiction: Part 5 - A Surprise Visit

    Kowalski dropped in, and the penguins at this time were practicing instinct.
Skipper turned around, "Kowalski?!"
    Rico only grunted a "huh?" and turned his attention toward the newcomer.
    Private, who was blindfolded and holding a 6 foot long bamboo whacking stick, turned his attention to the sound of Skipper's voice.
    "Kowalski?! Where is he Skipper?!" Private made a full 360 degree turn, accidently whacking Rico behind the head...

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The Truth, Lies, and Doris - A Dorski ファン fiction: Part 3 - Fierce Bargain

posted by Bluepenguin

The Truth, Lies, and Doris - A Dorski ファン fiction: Part 3 - Fierce Bargain

    Kowalski felt as if he were floating in space. Probably because he was tied and hanging upside down from a hook on the ceiling. The blood had all rushed to his head, making his reactions slow and dazed. Waking up from his unconscious dreams, Kowalski made out a blurry figure, in the shape of a dolphin.
    "Well peng-u-in! I see あなた fell for my carefully planned trap!" Dr. Blowhole said.
    The sun from the a very small window on the roof came down and illuminated...

Amusement park PANIC!- Part 3

posted by skipperfan5431

The penguins arrive at Universal. " Okay team, important 質問 time. WHAT SHOULD WE RIDE FIRST!?" Cried Skipper excitedly. " The Mummy!" Rico and Lilly shout in unison, followed によって a hi-5. " The Simpsons!" Add Private and Kowalski. The two opposing couples get into eachothers faces and get into a slap fight! =)! " I agree with the pretty penguin, and the crazy one!" Says a ランダム voice. It was Julien. Aka, the stow-away. " What the.... Ugh. Okay Ring-tail. Im not even going to ask how in sam-heck あなた got here." 発言しました Skipper in an annoyed tone while he put a flipper to his forehead. " Let's...

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狸, アナグマ Love: Chapter 1: The Reason Why

posted by Metallica1147

Author's note: In case あなた don't know, I added another OC to my stories, her name is Ariana and she is a penguin, and she will be in this story. Also Rico and Private fangirls, please don't hate me for supporting this couples and making this story :(

狸, アナグマ Love
Chapter 1: The Reason Why

After week that the badgers made their arrival at the zoo, everything went back to normal. Well, almost normal, Private’s fear of badgers was now worse. He was already scared of them to begin with, but now after what happen he’s もっと見る terrified then ever. After hours of just laying...

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あなた Belong With Me: Skilene Version

posted by EppofangirlXD

You're in the HQ with your girlfriend, she's upset,
She's going off about something that あなた said,
She doesnt get your paranoia like I do,

I'm in my cave, its a typical Funday night,
I'm listening to the kind of 音楽 she doesn’t like, (it’s Spanish ギター songs btw)
And she'll never know your story like I do, (which I barely know but still)

But she’s a falcon, I’m an otter,
She's got feathers and I got some brown fur,
Dreaming ‘bout the 日 when あなた wake up and find,
That what you're looking for has been here the whole time,

If あなた could see that I'm the one who understands you,
Been here all...