Skipper vs. Spongebob

VOTE FOR ME!

1.) I 愛 Kowalski waaaaaaaaaaaaay more!
2.) Kowalski isn't gay!
3.) I want to be with him more!
4.) Our relationship would be waaay もっと見る sweet than Kico!
5.) I loved him WAAAAAY longer than before kico was thought of!
6.) Rico is violent. I 愛 science. Who has もっと見る in common with Kowalski? Me!
7.) I make all 100's in science, 愛 it, and I 愛 candy!
8.) I'm making a 一覧 about how much I 愛 him!
9.) I'll cry if あなた don't!
10.)Rico has a doll girlfriend! He can't be with kowalski!
11.) If あなた vote Kico, あなた will be hated によって me AND homophobes!
12.) I has anger issues. If u don't, I...

Kowalski and Rico have just started a new relationship. But when they are captured によって Officer X, a big turn of events puts their relationship at risk. Can they work together and get home? And exactly what are Skipper and Private doing to find them? Kico
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"Rico, dynamite!"

Skippers urgent, demanding voice rang through the sewer. Rico hacked up the glowing red stick and threw it into one of the pipes. KABOOM! A blast of water shot out of the pipe, along with twenty または so of the ラット King's servants.

"So rodents, how is your plan going to block the...

によって the way fanpoppers who read this. I am going to change the way my characters speak. It will now b in quotation marks k so I hope u enjoy part 3!!!!
__________________________________________________Kowalski slowly stooped to his feet ready to open the hatch. Skipper was shaking violently, Private was shaking just as much as Skipper. Private was upset that he practically arranged all their deaths; he took the hardest blow from this. He was the guilty one who messed up Kowalski's invention the one who made who would make his フレンズ die because of it. Private couldn't take it anymore his legs...

愛 Me Do

Kowalski stuck his head out of the fishbowl entrance, a large grin spread across his face.

“Well Skipper, what do need to talk to me about?” He questioned almost teasingly knowing why he had been summoned.

“Ok Kowalski, here’s the thing, あなた see that カワウソ, オッター over there,” Skipper’s flipper motioned towards Marlene’s habitat, “that カワウソ, オッター is the epitome of everything I stand against, she is the black to my white, the up to my down, the zig to my zag, the…”

“I get the point Skipper just finish what あなた were going to say I have a lot of work to do” Kowalski interrupted....

Skipper's Replacement
Chapter 2: Bring it on!
    "So how long should this race be?" Private asked as the three penguins stood on their iceblock oevrlooking the zoo.
    Kowalski looked around and thought about the perimeter measurements and the average speed a ペンギン could run along with the measurement of exactly 400 yards to place the finish line. "I have a theory. I think it would be best to have the race start in Marlene's habitat and go through the zooveneir ショップ and end back here at the base. Do あなた agree?"
    Private and Rico...

(Inspired によって the episode: 愛 Takes Flightless. Definition of putting a 靴下 on an outside door handle: doing this means 'do not disturb' because sexual matters are active inside the room.)

Skipper paced to and fro inside the HQ, gazing intensely at the concrete plain gray flooring. Now that he thought about it, the color pallet of their ホーム was rather dark, boring, and cold. Although that didn't matter at the moment, his Demolition Specialist Sergeant Quartermaster was currently out of commission, due to some, misfortunes...

It had been over a week 前 Rico had ロスト his dazzling doll, the...

Off the Shelf
A Penguins of Madagascar fanfic
Chapter 1: "Operation: No もっと見る Foolish Risks"

It was a typical morning at the Central Park Zoo. The birds in the air were singing; their flightless cousins below were smiling and waving. Julien was kicking Mort off his feet; Alice had her feet on her desk. Mason and Phil were playing chess. Leonard was asleep. Marlene was out of her habitat and running toward the Zoovenir shop.

"Well, that's unusual," Private 発言しました as he saw Marlene アヒル, 鴨 behind a garbage can. She was about three-quarters of the way between her habitat and the Zoovenir ショップ entrance.

"I...

“The Other Man That Doesn’t Exist Yet”
December 11, 2014

Skipper stood outside Marlene’s habitat. Earlier that day, the team had snuck into Alice’s office to order some sweet elusive Polish sauerkraut, and Alice had left the sign-up 一覧 for the Breeding Program on her computer. Marlene’s name was on it. From the moment he saw it, his ハート, 心 fluttered. He wasn’t quite sure why. It was just the thought of Marlene feeling as if she needed someone. Why that would bother him was another mystery. He took a deep breath and entered.

“Hey, Skipper! What’s up?” Marlene 発言しました as he approached...

“If Only”
July 20, 2014

    “Hey, Marlene. Sorry I’m late,” Skipper said, sitting on the 木, ツリー branch 次 to Marlene in the park. “I was giving the boys a job to keep them busy and I had to argue with Rico over park surveillance.”

    Marlene waved a dismissive paw. “It’s all right, Skipper, I understand,” she 発言しました half-heartedly without meeting his eye.

    Skipper’s expression filled with concern. “Marlene, what’s wrong?” he asked, trying to look into her eyes.

    Marlene drew in a breath....

“School is in Session”
April 26, 2014

    "Come on, please?" Marlene begged.

    "I don't know, Marlene. I mean, when are あなた ever going to have the need to drive, anyway?" Skipper asked.

    "Well, um, what if I get in some trouble and need a fast getaway?" she suggested.

    "Why would あなた get in trouble for anything?" Skipper pointed out.

    Marlene shrugged. "I don't know. Probably for something Julien did," she answered nonchalantly. "Please teach me how to drive?" she begged again while...

Family 12.17.15

Note: The following short takes place shortly after the four-minute prelude in the Penguins of Madagascar Movie.

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Skipper groaned. "I think I'm dying . . . How long have we been floating on this death block, Kowalski?"

Kowalski looked at the position of the sun. "About six minutes."

"Really?" Skipper complained. "It feels like it's been forever!"

The newest, youngest member of the threesome carefully approached Skipper, touching the tips of his flippers together.

"Skipper?" he called softly.

Skipper sat up and looked at him. "What's up?"

The hatchling shifted timidly.

Skipper...

"I guess its hard for someone your age to take in." Blue sighed, "I wanted some もっと見る time...But.."

"YOU'RE GOING TO TURN ME INTO A DOLL?!" Private screeched in horror.

"Oh, don't take it like that Private. によって making あなた a doll, あなた can be adorable forever." Blue spun around so he wasn't facing him.

"Blue..Stop..Please.." Private begged.

"Besides, being a doll gives あなた the excuse to wear anything あなた want. What would あなた like to be?"

'I don't know, Maybe, ALIVE?!' Private thought while inching towards the basement.

Blue turned around and was taken back to see Private inching away. "Private? Where...

Private ran back down the stairs and into the main room and something strange happened. He tripped, and not just because he tripped. He felt as if, someone was grabbing his feet.

"I..Is someone grabbing my feet?"

Then he was suddenly pulled down the floor. He gasped and grabbed the floor and tried to drag himself フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして but it kept trying to drag him down, so it was basically tug of war.

"No!" Private screamed. "Its trying to drag me away!"

It was a while before he tugged himself free and sped off. And went back behind the steel door and through some other doors. He came to a room where there...

Private opened the door, "This must be Ami's room..."

He could tell because everything was basically made of ice! Except for that small book- Private swiped it. "Yes!"

He opened it greedily. "Blue, it has been a 年 since I've come to this house. I'll never forget that day..."

Flashback

Ami curled up, putting her paws over her nose. "Food..Please..."

Blue started to walk past but then he noticed the thin mage. He knelt 次 to her.

"A mage?" 'She looks cute, a little cleaning up and she would be a perfect subject.'

"Its sad to see someone so down and hungry. Plus you're thin...I'll take あなた to my...

Private stood up straight, "I'll 愛 my big brothah no mattah what happens."

He sneaked carefully, so the zombies wouldn't see him and went down the stairs that led to the basement. There was a fireplace where a 火災, 火 burnt fiercely, a picture of the family hanging on the wall, though it was near the ground for some reason. Private started walking over to the dresser in the room when he heard faint crying.

He squeaked, "W..What..Was that?"

The sound faded away as fast as it had appeared. He shrugged then opened one of the drawers to pull out a knife. The one Blue had used to make the 花 crown....

Private laid awake in his bed, sighing sadly as the clock in his room struck midnight. He buried his face into his pillow.

"Today's the day...When Kiki went to heaven." He sighed again. "Kiki..." The small bird lifted himself from his bed, "I can nevah sleep when I think about his death.." He looked towards his door but shook his head, "I don't want to get Blue upset.." Private sighed then went to pick up a doll that was sitting on his bed. It was a shape of a ペンギン and had realistic yellow feathers and bright blue eyes. "I remembah this...Big brothah gave it to me."

Flashback

Blue smiled brightly,...