It's a bright and sunny 日 at the Central Park Zoo. The penguins are on a mission to check out a weird noise coming from the reptile house. "Skippa, what if theres a ghost in the zoo!" Private whimpered from behind Skipper. "Don't worry Private. It's probably just one of the charmeleons moaning because he has an upset stomach." Lilly replied sweetly as she patted Private on the back. She had to keep him focused on the mission at hand. As the penguins approached the reptile house, the noise got louder. "Okay boys. We 移動する in fast and we 移動する in undetected! GOT IT?" Skipper commanded. His team saluted to 表示する they knew the plan. "Great! Let's 移動する out!" On Skipper's command, they pounced into the habitat and struck their battle poses. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Cried the unsuspecting penguins. " PRIVATE! SHEILD YOUR EYES!" Skipper yelled as Lilly put her flipper over the little guy's face. The charmeleons weren't in trouble, they were----were---mating!
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INSIDE THE HQ!!!!!!
Kowalski,Rico,and Private sat in the HQ akwardly while waiting for Skipper and Lilly to get back from apologizeing to the charmeleons. Private was very naive to the situation. "What's the big problem? They were just wrestleing......weren't they?" Kowalski and Rico gave eachother a diturbed look. "Pllleeeeeaaaasssee tell me." Private begged, batting his beautiful baby blue eyes. Kowalski couldn't say no to him NOW. "*sigh* Okay, We'll educate you. Uh.....I......Rico, I'll be in my lab if あなた need me. Please educate young private here about.................uh, intercourse." Kowalski blushed and ran into his lab. And then there were two..Private and Rico stared at eachother akwardly, and after a few 秒 of scilence, Rico finally grunted "Well, here goes." And coughed up two 靴下 puppets. Private was thrilled!! He was finally about to have THE TALK, and with a man who was practically a father figure to him.
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ABOUT AN 時 LATER!!!!!!!!
"Skipper, I don't think Private even knew what was going on. あなた have nothing to worry about." Lilly 発言しました as she and Skipper strolled into the HQ. Unfortunately, she was wrong, because now (thanks to Rico) Private knew EVERYTHING. "I will neva look at a girl the same way eva again!" Private cried. Then, he turned around, looked at Lilly, and fainted."
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次 MORNING!!!!
Private didn't say a word as the team ate breakfast. "Are あなた okay soldier? あなた don't look too well." Skipper asked, concerned for the poor little guy. "Have あなた eva done it Skippa?"Replied Private asked."EXCUSE ME?" Skipper asked back in shock. "You know. Have あなた eva mated before?" Lilly caught the look on Skipper's face and knew he needed some help. " Why do あなた want to know that Private?" She asked quickly, giving Skipper a breather. " Well, last night I was talking to Rico, and he 発言しました HE did it before. I--I feel like im the odd one out. What about あなた Lilly? Have あなた done it." Now Lilly made the same face Skipper had made moments before. "Private. あなた are way to young to even THINK about doing something like that! *sigh* but if あなた MUST know. I have not." Lilly looked at Skipper and her face turned bright red. She knew that he did it LOTS of times. Then she tried to divert the guys' attention away from her. "What about あなた Kowalski?" Lilly asked, covering her blushing face. "Well.....erm..no." Rico was SHOCKED! I mean, he knew that Kowalski never really had a GIRLFRIEND, but mating was completely different. (Im just getting into the mind of a male ladies)
Kowalski looked at Lilly, and ran away.
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THAT AFTERNOON!!!!!!
Skipper was willing to talk to Lilly about what she had confessed to earlier that morning. "Woa,woa,woa, let me get this straight....YOU'VE never done it!?" He asked with disbelief. "Nope. I...forget it. It's stupid." Lilly replied as she turned away. " Im sure it's not that stupid." Skipper 発言しました sweetly as he put his flipper on her shoulder. Lilly took a deep breath. "Fine....I just never found the right guy. Okay?" Lilly turned away and yet again began to blush uncontrollably. Skipper smiled, "What a naive thing to say." He 発言しました playfully. Lilly just laughed a little. " Shut up." Then, they looked into eachother's eyes for about 30 seconds. "W-we better get going. The guys are waiting for us in the park." Lilly insisted. "Thanks for the talk. I feel alot better." Then she waddled away. "No problem......" Skipper 発言しました to himself, then he left.
Part 2 coming soon!!!
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INSIDE THE HQ!!!!!!
Kowalski,Rico,and Private sat in the HQ akwardly while waiting for Skipper and Lilly to get back from apologizeing to the charmeleons. Private was very naive to the situation. "What's the big problem? They were just wrestleing......weren't they?" Kowalski and Rico gave eachother a diturbed look. "Pllleeeeeaaaasssee tell me." Private begged, batting his beautiful baby blue eyes. Kowalski couldn't say no to him NOW. "*sigh* Okay, We'll educate you. Uh.....I......Rico, I'll be in my lab if あなた need me. Please educate young private here about.................uh, intercourse." Kowalski blushed and ran into his lab. And then there were two..Private and Rico stared at eachother akwardly, and after a few 秒 of scilence, Rico finally grunted "Well, here goes." And coughed up two 靴下 puppets. Private was thrilled!! He was finally about to have THE TALK, and with a man who was practically a father figure to him.
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ABOUT AN 時 LATER!!!!!!!!
"Skipper, I don't think Private even knew what was going on. あなた have nothing to worry about." Lilly 発言しました as she and Skipper strolled into the HQ. Unfortunately, she was wrong, because now (thanks to Rico) Private knew EVERYTHING. "I will neva look at a girl the same way eva again!" Private cried. Then, he turned around, looked at Lilly, and fainted."
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次 MORNING!!!!
Private didn't say a word as the team ate breakfast. "Are あなた okay soldier? あなた don't look too well." Skipper asked, concerned for the poor little guy. "Have あなた eva done it Skippa?"Replied Private asked."EXCUSE ME?" Skipper asked back in shock. "You know. Have あなた eva mated before?" Lilly caught the look on Skipper's face and knew he needed some help. " Why do あなた want to know that Private?" She asked quickly, giving Skipper a breather. " Well, last night I was talking to Rico, and he 発言しました HE did it before. I--I feel like im the odd one out. What about あなた Lilly? Have あなた done it." Now Lilly made the same face Skipper had made moments before. "Private. あなた are way to young to even THINK about doing something like that! *sigh* but if あなた MUST know. I have not." Lilly looked at Skipper and her face turned bright red. She knew that he did it LOTS of times. Then she tried to divert the guys' attention away from her. "What about あなた Kowalski?" Lilly asked, covering her blushing face. "Well.....erm..no." Rico was SHOCKED! I mean, he knew that Kowalski never really had a GIRLFRIEND, but mating was completely different. (Im just getting into the mind of a male ladies)
Kowalski looked at Lilly, and ran away.
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THAT AFTERNOON!!!!!!
Skipper was willing to talk to Lilly about what she had confessed to earlier that morning. "Woa,woa,woa, let me get this straight....YOU'VE never done it!?" He asked with disbelief. "Nope. I...forget it. It's stupid." Lilly replied as she turned away. " Im sure it's not that stupid." Skipper 発言しました sweetly as he put his flipper on her shoulder. Lilly took a deep breath. "Fine....I just never found the right guy. Okay?" Lilly turned away and yet again began to blush uncontrollably. Skipper smiled, "What a naive thing to say." He 発言しました playfully. Lilly just laughed a little. " Shut up." Then, they looked into eachother's eyes for about 30 seconds. "W-we better get going. The guys are waiting for us in the park." Lilly insisted. "Thanks for the talk. I feel alot better." Then she waddled away. "No problem......" Skipper 発言しました to himself, then he left.
Part 2 coming soon!!!
yeah... for Creative Writing, I had to write a 愛 poem. I don't like anybody in that way (right now, at least) so I ended up 書く mine about Kowalski. It's a free-verse poem, so it doesn't rhyme, but... yeah.
When I hear your soft, smooth voice
I don't understand a word あなた say
too many variables and equations
but I 愛 it anyway
Your clear blue eyes
masked behind protective goggles
as あなた experiment
with dangerous chemicals
In your world, the only thing
I can make sense of
is the fact that maybe
あなた are もっと見る careful when I'm around
don't want to hurt me
または make a fool of yourself
によって making something explode
...
it doesn't work that well
but that's okay with me
<3
When I hear your soft, smooth voice
I don't understand a word あなた say
too many variables and equations
but I 愛 it anyway
Your clear blue eyes
masked behind protective goggles
as あなた experiment
with dangerous chemicals
In your world, the only thing
I can make sense of
is the fact that maybe
あなた are もっと見る careful when I'm around
don't want to hurt me
または make a fool of yourself
によって making something explode
...
it doesn't work that well
but that's okay with me
<3
